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For as long as I can remember, I’ve dreamed of becoming a soldier in the King’s Army. Not for the honor or glory, but because I’m desperate to know how it feels to kill a man.
Unfortunately, God did not bless me with strength or athletic prowess. I knew I’d never be a good soldier. Instead I attended the Royal University, and graduated at the top of my class. I would become an engineer, and develop siege weapons for the King’s Army, so I could kill indirectly.
When I was summoned before the King’s Council, I knew they were going to make me a Royal Engineer for the Army. My dream was about to come true.
Instead, the Council assigned me, “a much more important role.”
Royal Engineer in Charge of Sewage.
Villages were having trouble digging latrines, and a few of their fancier Inns needed Outhouses constructed. It was my job, as ordered by the King, to help the common folk shit and piss without fear of disease.
What did I do to offend God so?
I would have refused, but defying the King was unwise (he’d behead you).
Begrudgingly, I accepted the position, and journeyed to the first village in need of my help.
Every member of this village was either inbred, drunk, or a fool. When I met the owner of the Inn, I found him to be all three.
He met me outside the Inn with a shit-eating grin, and politely greeted me as, “His Majesty’s Shit Shoveler.”
He walked me through the Inn, introducing me to every customer.
“The Royal Shit Shoveler has come to visit!” He said. “This man works for the King! Best Shit Shoveler in all the land!”
Every. Single. Person. Laughed.
One man laughed so hard he couldn’t breath and fell over and hit his head, which made everyone else laugh even harder. Everybody thought the Innkeeper was fucking hilarious.
I’d show them.
I gathered my materials and built an Outhouse for the Innkeeper, but I made sure to carve numerous holes in the ceiling.
When the Innkeeper inquired about the holes, I said they were for ventilation, so it wouldn’t stink in there.
“You really are a Shit Expert!” He said.
Idiot.
The thing about Outhouses is that they need to be airtight.
Why?
Because otherwise flies will get in. Flies will lay eggs in the shit. The eggs will hatch in the shit. And when they grow wings they’ll fly out of the shit in search of food.
The Inn has a mighty fine menu. The flies won’t be able to resist. When those flies land on the Innkeepers delicious, hot food, bits of that shit will land there too.
Every person who eats at the Inn will get sick and die, and not know why.
But I’ll know. They’re going to die because they’re shoveling shit into their mouths.
It seems I’ll get to fulfill my dream of killing after all, just not in the way I expected!

Weird feeling. I remember several years ago being mega-excited by the AMSP hype train, collecting and listening to all of Radiohead's music on repeat, writing posts with theories and even Radiohead-themed nightmares here on Reddit, and generally feeling awesome while doing anything Radiohead-related. That lasted for quite some time, and even as my musical tastes expanded constantly and I went on through life (finished high school, got into university) I still remained a Radiohead fanboy. Then I don't quite remember what happened musically in my life for the next few years, I just continued listening to my playlist and whatever new good stuff I randomly found and got recommended by friends. Then a few weeks ago I noticed that I rarely play any of my Radiohead records/files anymore, and decided to give the entire discography a listen. Yes, great music, monumental even, in different ways over different albums. But somehow I didn't feel any connection or any feeling of being engulfed by the music like I used to back in the day. And what made me kind of sad, after listening to the 9 albums + My Iron Lung + Not Ok 2017 (all of which i own) I didn't feel like I wanted to listen to any of them again anytime soon.
I legitimately would love to experience Radiohead in a similar way to how I used to in 2015-2019 (I guess that's when Radiohead started "fading out" for me) — just being purely amazed and enthralled by every track and every piece of lore and trivia behind them, but I just don't feel that rush of emotion and interest anymore, and I don't know why. And again, I am NOT saying that the music is bad. It is very well written and performed, loaded full of emotional value, and has interesting backstories. But, is outgrowing such a timeless band like Radiohead and its fandom even a possible thing? Did anyone here have a similar experience to mine?

The princess was one of the last in the world, a mostly ceremonial title by now. She didn’t have any major expectations for her, but after a threat to her life when she was about to leave to study away from home, her father decided that she must have a bodyguard with her at all times.
So after a short search, the best bodyguard available was found, with the mission to protect the princess at all costs, but do it discreetly. Part of their criteria for the bodyguard is she must be of a similar age, and the same gender as the princess.
So the duo met up, being roomed side by side in the university halls, and there was a spark at first sight.
However the princess doesn’t know that she even has a bodyguard, and whilst the bodyguard struggles with her professionalism and cover, the threat against the princess remains.
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In the 3rd season’s final confrontation when Logan tells Roman to trust him and that the GoJo buyout would end up with him in charge, does anyone think that actually would’ve happened given what we’ve seen of Roman and Mattson’s relationship in the 4th season? Granted now their interactions are colored by Roman being in mourning but is there also evidence that they might not really have gotten along all that well? Especially since he probably would’ve had some feelings about betraying his siblings an his mother betraying them plus Gerri. And assuming in this universe Logan still dies, would Roman’s reaction to the funeral been the same? There might be some consolation in at least knowing he was doing what his father wanted in the end.

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Can a graduated student file a Title IX claim against a current university student? What about after both students have graduated?
Thank you all for this community, hope you’re all taking care of yourself in midst of this stress.

Hi! So somewhere on this subreddit I read that the wraith arc is canon so I decided to read it. But when I finished it I started having some questions. Is the wraith arc actually canon? Does Homura keep the memories of all that happened in the original universe and all that happened in the wraith arc after destroying the time manipulation shield? And this is the most important question, if the wraith arc is indeed canon why does Homura still have her shield and abilities from the original universe still in Rebellion? Thanks to everyone who comments!

I know Cambridge is generally more typical for the natural sciences but I only get to apply to one of Oxbridge and I prefer Oxford wholly. Plus, I don't want to do a combined sciences course. What sort of jobs could I get with degrees like that thought?

After uncountable lifetimes of learning you finally attain godhood and reach the highest dimension. Here, where everyone holds enough power to change the universe at will, you find all the gods just lazing around doing absolutely nothing. You accost one and ask why they don't try to help any of the lower worlds. They smile wryly and ask you to try helping. You look at a world facing drought, and decide to send rain. The moment you think it, a torrent of water descends, flooding the world and killing almost everything. Horrified, you try to dry it instead; immediately every last drop of moisture is sucked out leaving a dead husk of a world. You turn back to your companion who has been watching silently. 'What do I do?' you plead. They sigh and say, 'when you wield power such as ours, it's best not to do anything.'

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I'm currently reading through a lot of ancient 1930s - 1960s comics for a university thing, and some of it is getting to be a little much.
Particularly this Metal Men series, which is about some Elon Musk nerd making a bunch of robots to respond to crime and natural disasters, sort of like a pre-puppy Paw Patrol. The Token Girl's whole deal is that because she's been programmed to respond "like a woman," she's constantly cravin' man and her emotional behaviour inconveniences the people around her. The running gag here is that Mr. Musk is constantly commenting that he should remove the part of her that gives her these emotions, sort of euphemistically alluding to lobotomy. The twist is that our girl, Platinum / Tina, is supposed to be the most powerful member of her team, but this is presented more like a joke, the idea there seemingly being that she could be so much more useful if not for having a fem brain.
I've read a lot of old -ist / -phobic media before but this one's getting to me, probably because I need to power through it and can't just put it down. There's also a lot worse out there, like I'm not exactly reading an incel manifesto (as much as it feels like one), so I feel like I'm being stupid about it, too.
So, aside from just venting about this shit, I thought I'd turn to the gals to see if anybody has some thoughts on how to compartmentalise this bs.

I’m nearing the end of my adventure off an eighth of shrooms and the ride was intense.
At first it felt like everything I saw was moving and breathing. I melted into the sofa and felt so fuzzy. I would constantly close my eyes and see a kaleidoscope of saturated shapes and patterns that would constantly change. I began to feel like I was on loop because I would lay there, looking at the TV then at my phone, then at the ceiling to close my eyes and then back at the TV. I contemplated if I was really here or there or anywhere at all. I felt so disassociated from reality that it felt unreal. I was watching “Burnt” and remember a part where the chefs were cooking but a beautiful symphony was playing in the background. I close my eyes and it felt like I was being ripped apart and then as the symphony progressed, the music pulled me into a singularity of the universe. It was the most beautiful and warm happiness and peace I’d have ever felt. I couldn’t stop smiling. Like whatever I did was okay or whatever happens is okay. That everything is how they are they are and should be and that I’m just glad to be a part of that.
There were times where I felt really anxious and just wanted to be sober but thanks to everyone of Reddit that described their experience, I felt so at ease and just let the ride take me. So thanks guys <3

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Why didn't I know this game existed sooner??? This is absolutely amazing! I've only played maybe 5 hours and I love it already. I think I'll be playing for a long time to come. I love the art, the setting, the game play. It's all awesome.
But I'm also very confused about what just happened. It took me a lot of searching to figure this out. Apparently I dived into the game and chose to play "Duviri" which is new content for this game - which is in a state of permanent ongoing development...? Maybe some long-term players haven't even seen this Duviri world yet?
So here I am playing the Duviri game, and I'm totally new, and so I'm thinking "OK, this is Warframe. I am experiencing Warframe and it's a lot of fun. It's a kinda sci-fi fantasy world and I'm flying around on a mechanical horse. Super cool!"
But then I seemed to beat the campaign within just a few hours, and then I was given an option to "Leave to Origin" or "Stay Here at Duviri". And I had no idea -- so I selected "Origin". And then it was like I STARTED THE GAME AGAIN FROM SCRATCH -- BUT DIFFERENT.
No more horse!
Now I'm on a spaceship in a completely different world.
WTF just happened?
So I'm trying to figure out... Origin is the original game and you can play that forever? And I can go back to Duviri and keep playing there too later? Basically two versions of the game packed in one?
Anyway. It's totally fun. But I just feel like I got shot out of a cannon into outer space.
If anyone wants to help clue me in on the history and/or what to expect next I appreciate it. This seems like a deep universe to dive into.

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