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2023.03.28 18:23 Suspicious_Photo_802 October 25, 2020
I watched the movie "99 Homes" on Thursday night. Have you seen it? If watching this movie doesn't make you want to check your Assignment I don't know what will.
What I do know is it set me be back a bit. I brought back all of the fears I started feeling in 2014 and we weren't even in foreclosure.
It brought back the hell we went through as a family before the tide turned in the Court.
It brought back all of this, an excerpt from the final Enforcement Motion I filed against US Bank/Wells Fargo in January of this year:
"Over the course of the last 6 years, due to the creditor's harassing behaviors, psychological torment and disregard for the law, debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet has suffered several bouts of acute pancreatitis caused by stress. Debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet has not had an alcoholic beverage in over 20 years and is not obese, two factors that are commonly found to correlate with acute pancreatitis. The most recent occurred in July of 2019, when, after three (3) weeks of bed rest and clear liquids, the pain still became so great debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet was advised by her doctor to go to the emergency room for a CT scan to rule out necrosis of the pancreas. In fact, on July 27, 2019, just three (3) days before the final hearing that is where debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet was: in the ER being subjected to radiation to determine whether or not her pancreas was being eaten away from the stress caused by the creditor. Thankfully and with God's grace and mercy, the findings were unremarkable for necrosis; this time. L. This is not the first time debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet has been hospitalized for stress related conditions. In 2014 after fighting the creditor tooth and nail for a proper Proof of Claim, she was first diagnosed with acute pancreatitis. In 2015, shortly after a long, protracted battle with the creditor to correct her account, she was hospitalized for three days for observation and diagnosed with an ulcer. More recently, on or about July 22, 2019, debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet underwent an expedited endoscopy, which revealed long, razor like lesions throughout the lining of her stomach, indicating her ulcer has returned and worsened. Debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet will now remain on medicine for the rest of her life to control a condition that was never present in the debtor's life until she encountered this creditor. M. All of these medical conditions have caused not only undue stress on debtor Donna DeRosa- Ruquet's physical health by affecting the organ that is responsible for more deaths in this country than any other organ (the pancreas), they have also caused thousands of dollars of unnecessary medical expenses that the debtor can ill afford. Unfortunately it doesn't appear that these expenses will decrease and or disappear especially in light of the creditor's never ending penchant for fraudulent gain. Speaking freely, the creditor is starting to remind the debtors of the "angry spouse' in a divorce case: that is, the one party who just wants to make things difficult even if doing so means shooting themselves in the foot. Along with all of these physical problems caused by the creditor's actions, there have been emotional and spiritual consequences as well, not only felt by the debtors, but the debtor's son as well. The creditors have affected the debtor's family deeply. They creditor caused a rift in their marriage that they really were not sure was repairable until they began the litigation in December of 2018. Only then did debtor Scott Ruquet finally begin to understand that the actions taken by the creditor relative to their mortgage was not normal, not legal, not moral, certainly not ethical and additionally, it caused debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet great stress, anxiety and physical aliments. This caused the debtors to argue constantly where they had never argued before, because debtor Scott Ruquet thought that debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet was over reacting and more concerned than necessary. The creditors actions caused the debtor's son so much stress by seeing the debtor's upset, yelling and fighting with each other where they never had before. Also, seeing debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet argue with the creditor for hours on end when he was home from college and seeing his mother act in ways that were uncharacteristic made him scared, angry and upset. So upset in fact, that he retreated into a drug addiction in and around 2015 that nearly killed him shortly after he graduated from college in May of 2016. This was a young man who, in five short years earned both his Associates of Science and Bachelor of Science in Environmental Science after maintaining an un-weighted GPA in high school of 3.76. Debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet found her only child unresponsive in August of 2016 and revived him; she also paid the mortgage that month. When the debtor's son tried to detox off of Xanax by himself, he ended up in the psychiatric ward of Community Medical Center on January 2, 2017, just one month after debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet had major back surgery, the debtors paid the mortgage those months too, even after they were told their son may be hospitalized for the rest of his life. The beautiful, loving child who debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet carried and birthed alone as a single mother, the child she raised by herself until he was three years old who made good grades and wanted nothing more than to make his parents proud, was almost an indirect casualty of this creditor's disgusting actions and tactics. Thankfully and only by the grace and mercy of God, the debtor's son not only recovered and was released after five (5) days, but has also remained clean and sober since that incident. That incident with also served as a wakeup call to the debtors and how it had come to consume their lives. Still in tact as a family, it was with all of the aforementioned experiences in mind that the debtors filed the first Motion because again: this creditor had and has no intention of stopping their harassing, criminal behavior and so it was time to take a stand. It is with this in mind that the debtors have filed this Motion but this time they are filing before the creditor has the time to obfuscate, confuse and cloud the debtor's mortgage account to the point that it takes another year to force them to make it straight. The original Motion filed on December 10, 2018, resulting in the Contempt Order filed on August 20, 2019, was intended to put closure to this horrible mental abuse the debtors were and are still enduring at the hands of the creditor. It was intended to put closure to the horrible feeling of being held hostage by the creditors too, but obviously, the creditors haven't stopped. Instead, the creditors have actually, in their not so subtle quest to default the debtors, committed fraud on the Court by representing they have reconciled the debtor's mortgage with phony statements that in fact meant nothing, as their intention all along was to manipulate the debtor's account in any way they could to "get theirs" through the next escrow analysis. The debtors can only assume the creditor felt that this case would be closed by the time they started their antics back up again. Aside from finding her child unresponsive with his eyes rolled back in his head- an image that is burned into her brain for the rest of time, what also haunts debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet and keeps her up at night is wondering how many other families did not make it? How many people committed suicide or fell into and or succumbed to drug addiction? How long are these creditors going to feel they can run ram shod through people's lives with the clear intention of destroying families by wearing them down to the point that they give up, only so the creditor can reach their ultimate goal of repossession to clean up the dirty mess that the creditor in fact created? Perhaps most prevalent these days is the mere thought of not being under the protection of this Court. Clearly the creditor feels they are above the laws and Orders of this Court, so once this case is closed it will be nothing short of open season on the debtors. Quite frankly, this is terrifying after the last six (6) years of exhausting, debilitating tactics used by the creditor and the debtor respectfully asks the Court to consider this when and if the Court rules."
Please check your Assignment.
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What I do know is it set me be back a bit. I brought back all of the fears I started feeling in 2014 and we weren't even in foreclosure.
It brought back the hell we went through as a family before the tide turned in the Court.
It brought back all of this, an excerpt from the final Enforcement Motion I filed against US Bank/Wells Fargo in January of this year:
"Over the course of the last 6 years, due to the creditor's harassing behaviors, psychological torment and disregard for the law, debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet has suffered several bouts of acute pancreatitis caused by stress. Debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet has not had an alcoholic beverage in over 20 years and is not obese, two factors that are commonly found to correlate with acute pancreatitis. The most recent occurred in July of 2019, when, after three (3) weeks of bed rest and clear liquids, the pain still became so great debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet was advised by her doctor to go to the emergency room for a CT scan to rule out necrosis of the pancreas. In fact, on July 27, 2019, just three (3) days before the final hearing that is where debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet was: in the ER being subjected to radiation to determine whether or not her pancreas was being eaten away from the stress caused by the creditor. Thankfully and with God's grace and mercy, the findings were unremarkable for necrosis; this time. L. This is not the first time debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet has been hospitalized for stress related conditions. In 2014 after fighting the creditor tooth and nail for a proper Proof of Claim, she was first diagnosed with acute pancreatitis. In 2015, shortly after a long, protracted battle with the creditor to correct her account, she was hospitalized for three days for observation and diagnosed with an ulcer. More recently, on or about July 22, 2019, debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet underwent an expedited endoscopy, which revealed long, razor like lesions throughout the lining of her stomach, indicating her ulcer has returned and worsened. Debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet will now remain on medicine for the rest of her life to control a condition that was never present in the debtor's life until she encountered this creditor. M. All of these medical conditions have caused not only undue stress on debtor Donna DeRosa- Ruquet's physical health by affecting the organ that is responsible for more deaths in this country than any other organ (the pancreas), they have also caused thousands of dollars of unnecessary medical expenses that the debtor can ill afford. Unfortunately it doesn't appear that these expenses will decrease and or disappear especially in light of the creditor's never ending penchant for fraudulent gain. Speaking freely, the creditor is starting to remind the debtors of the "angry spouse' in a divorce case: that is, the one party who just wants to make things difficult even if doing so means shooting themselves in the foot. Along with all of these physical problems caused by the creditor's actions, there have been emotional and spiritual consequences as well, not only felt by the debtors, but the debtor's son as well. The creditors have affected the debtor's family deeply. They creditor caused a rift in their marriage that they really were not sure was repairable until they began the litigation in December of 2018. Only then did debtor Scott Ruquet finally begin to understand that the actions taken by the creditor relative to their mortgage was not normal, not legal, not moral, certainly not ethical and additionally, it caused debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet great stress, anxiety and physical aliments. This caused the debtors to argue constantly where they had never argued before, because debtor Scott Ruquet thought that debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet was over reacting and more concerned than necessary. The creditors actions caused the debtor's son so much stress by seeing the debtor's upset, yelling and fighting with each other where they never had before. Also, seeing debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet argue with the creditor for hours on end when he was home from college and seeing his mother act in ways that were uncharacteristic made him scared, angry and upset. So upset in fact, that he retreated into a drug addiction in and around 2015 that nearly killed him shortly after he graduated from college in May of 2016. This was a young man who, in five short years earned both his Associates of Science and Bachelor of Science in Environmental Science after maintaining an un-weighted GPA in high school of 3.76. Debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet found her only child unresponsive in August of 2016 and revived him; she also paid the mortgage that month. When the debtor's son tried to detox off of Xanax by himself, he ended up in the psychiatric ward of Community Medical Center on January 2, 2017, just one month after debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet had major back surgery, the debtors paid the mortgage those months too, even after they were told their son may be hospitalized for the rest of his life. The beautiful, loving child who debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet carried and birthed alone as a single mother, the child she raised by herself until he was three years old who made good grades and wanted nothing more than to make his parents proud, was almost an indirect casualty of this creditor's disgusting actions and tactics. Thankfully and only by the grace and mercy of God, the debtor's son not only recovered and was released after five (5) days, but has also remained clean and sober since that incident. That incident with also served as a wakeup call to the debtors and how it had come to consume their lives. Still in tact as a family, it was with all of the aforementioned experiences in mind that the debtors filed the first Motion because again: this creditor had and has no intention of stopping their harassing, criminal behavior and so it was time to take a stand. It is with this in mind that the debtors have filed this Motion but this time they are filing before the creditor has the time to obfuscate, confuse and cloud the debtor's mortgage account to the point that it takes another year to force them to make it straight. The original Motion filed on December 10, 2018, resulting in the Contempt Order filed on August 20, 2019, was intended to put closure to this horrible mental abuse the debtors were and are still enduring at the hands of the creditor. It was intended to put closure to the horrible feeling of being held hostage by the creditors too, but obviously, the creditors haven't stopped. Instead, the creditors have actually, in their not so subtle quest to default the debtors, committed fraud on the Court by representing they have reconciled the debtor's mortgage with phony statements that in fact meant nothing, as their intention all along was to manipulate the debtor's account in any way they could to "get theirs" through the next escrow analysis. The debtors can only assume the creditor felt that this case would be closed by the time they started their antics back up again. Aside from finding her child unresponsive with his eyes rolled back in his head- an image that is burned into her brain for the rest of time, what also haunts debtor Donna DeRosa-Ruquet and keeps her up at night is wondering how many other families did not make it? How many people committed suicide or fell into and or succumbed to drug addiction? How long are these creditors going to feel they can run ram shod through people's lives with the clear intention of destroying families by wearing them down to the point that they give up, only so the creditor can reach their ultimate goal of repossession to clean up the dirty mess that the creditor in fact created? Perhaps most prevalent these days is the mere thought of not being under the protection of this Court. Clearly the creditor feels they are above the laws and Orders of this Court, so once this case is closed it will be nothing short of open season on the debtors. Quite frankly, this is terrifying after the last six (6) years of exhausting, debilitating tactics used by the creditor and the debtor respectfully asks the Court to consider this when and if the Court rules."
Please check your Assignment.
2023.03.27 21:24 rFatsy Input on Neighborhood South San Francisco (
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We’re interested in a home in South San Francisco near Classic Bowling center. Curious if anybody lives in the immediate area around Haussman Ct, South San Francisco, CA and has any thoughts on the neighborhood. Bonus if anyone has insight on the HOA
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We’re interested in a home in South San Francisco near Classic Bowling center. Curious if anybody lives in the immediate area around Haussman Ct, South San Francisco, CA and has any thoughts on the neighborhood. Bonus if anyone has insight on the HOA
2023.03.27 06:04 mrnotadvice CRE Class A defaults already starting - Blackstone is leading the way in sheer dollars.
 | To follow-up on my CRE post over the weekend, I had a number of people dm me asking what my positions were or how I arrive at candidates. Well, looking over this graphic, I wasn't surprised to see A class properties already in default and/or in "Special servicing" - which is "yeah, they are a problem but we don't want to put them into default category." What's interesting to me is the last column - many of these are a large number of buildings, not just one or two. A bit harder to rent say 14 buildings to get a loan performing again than 1 building. Plus, they were CMBS - before any 2023 haircuts. submitted by mrnotadvice to wallstreetbets [link] [comments] Blackstone ($BX):
For me, I believe that the CRE market dive is only starting. If a rising tide raises all ships, the opposite occurs with a falling tide. One last note: BX earnings and revenue drops were BEFORE the last 2 months when CRE started feeling pain. Just when they were recovering from Covid, Yellen's incompetence created a huge (imo) outlier risk. BX reports earnings soon so a surprise to the upside or the Fed announcing a cut could screw up my thesis but I think that BX will fall to $70 with a possibility for a flush to $60 my real target. Thats -13 and -23 from the current price. So, I am looking at SEPT 60-70 puts, haven't decided yet. Projected return if BX falls to $60 would be 200%ish. MY stop will be right above this months high, $92.50. If that happens I will lose 60% on the premium. So Reward to risk is 3.3X, not great but not bad (I usually look for 10X option plays on 20% moves) if BX falls to $60 by July 1. DISCLAIMER: You are a grown ass person so if you decide this is a trade you like, it's on you. I am not telling or recommending this to anyone. And I am prepared to manage the position on spikes or dumps if need be - this is not to me a set and forget. TLDR: BX is very over valued by traditional metrics, insiders have sold 97% of their stock, and I am taking a shot. Thanks and I welcome intelligent comments. Stupid comments not so much. https://preview.redd.it/7nd3cu8em7qa1.jpg?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca8f1f10cb55752051142f8b97020ee50e07a177 |
2023.03.24 10:06 OilMonster Foreclosure + $80k equity - 540 FICO = 2nd Mortgage or Ch. 13?
My house is in foreclosure and I make slightly too much to qualify for the Federal housing relief funds from Covid-19. I'm now $20k behind but I have about $80k in equity (according to Zillow, so take that for what you will). Problem is, because my credit score is in the toilet (all 3 are below 600) I'm having trouble getting a second mortgage on the equity. I don't want to have to file for bankruptcy and I don't want to refinance or modify the mortgage because the current rate is 2.8%. Maybe an investing club? Any other ideas how to tap into equity to save my home? Thank you for reading and let me know if I've left out any important details. [Edit: "...take that...", added APR]
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2023.03.24 08:30 arrayofsolutions Black Mold Specialist in Greenville SC – Array of Solutions
 | Black Mold Removal Greenville SC submitted by arrayofsolutions to u/arrayofsolutions [link] [comments] Array of Solutions is a purely local and family-owned black mold specialist in Greenville, SC. Since 2005 it has been serving mold and water damage services in Greenville and surrounding areas. We are a specialist black mold remediation company in Greenville. We charge a low price and affordable price in comparison to national companies and provide quality service as well. What is Black Mold/Stachybotrys? Stachybotrys is a genus of molds, asexually reproducing which classifies it as a ‘hyphomycete’ belonging to the kingdom of ‘fungi’. Nearly all Stachybotrys infestations locate and proliferate in and on hosting materials rich in cellulose. This would include but not be limited to; Sheetrock paper, ceiling building tiles, carpets, and many, many more. Moisture is the key ingredient to BLACK MOLD survival. The appearance is nearly always different, and I have had cases where it is not black. Therefore not all molds that are black in color are “Stachybotrys” and not all “Stachybotrys” is BLACK MOLD. The origin of “Stachybotrys” is from the Greek word ‘Stakhus’. (grain or ear, sticks, or stalks or “Stachy”. “Botrus” refers to a cluster or bunch, trusses. The most notorious type or species (S. Chartarum and S. Chlorohalonata) are known as “Black Mold” or “Toxic Black Mold” in the United States of America and relate or common when poor air quality indoors which occurs when growing fungus takes root in water-damaged building materials. What can exposure to BLACK MOLD or Stachybotrys do to you? Exposure to this has wide and varied effects on each individual. Factors like how long, how much and the individual’s age is all significant when asking this question. Symptoms typically impact membranes with mucous, the mouth, nose, and throat, flu and cold-like symptoms; a cough, sneezing, nausea, bloody discharge, and fatigue. I have seen people affected by lymph node irritation and skin problems. The significance of BLACK MOLD has only recently gained notoriety. According to ‘Wikipedia’, “In the 1990s after analysis of two infantile deaths and multiple cases in children from the poor areas of Cleveland, Ohio due to pulmonary hemorrhage were initially linked to exposure to heavy amounts of Stachybotrys chartarum. Subsequent and extensive reanalysis of the cases by the United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have failed to find any link between the deaths and the mold exposure.” What does Black Mold look like? This relates to the aforementioned question about ‘Stachybotrys’. In my carrier as a mold expert,, I have addressed over 1000 mold issues, There have been cases where mold that is black in color is not ‘Stachybotrys’, as well as jobs where there was no visible mold but air samples indicate large quantities of ‘Stachybotrys’. The reader’s digest version of the answer to this question is to have a Certified Mold Expert such as Doug Whitehead of Arrayofsolutions.com addresses your issue. Without testing and inspection, there is no way to tell if the black mold is ‘Stachybotrys’ or not. Black Mold and Moisture Testing Douglas Whitehead here again from Arrayofsolutions.com to talk about the lesser-known perils of moisture, rain, poor drainage, and mold in your home or business. The purpose of this explanation is to revisit what moisture can do to the biggest investment most Americans ever make. Your Home! A quick story of one of my customer’s experiences with purchasing a home and mold testing; Joe, (who is now a good friend since working for him) was a newlywed, working for a local prominent corporation. He was in the market for a new home. Like most young newlywed’s, he was wanting to live in a favorable community within close range of his job. Joe wanted to live in one of the nicer neighborhoods in Simpsonville, SC. Unfortunately, the neighborhood he wished to inhabit was quite pricey and out of his budget. Joe is savvy and had found a gorgeous home within his price range. The home had a new roof with 30-year architectural shingles. There are three floors and a three-car garage. Four minutes from Interstate Eighty-Five or I-85 as called here in the Upstate. Surrounded by large oak trees, quiet, and loaded w/ great people, Joe wanted this home. Why was this home in his price range? “MOLD”! The home was part of a nasty divorce where both involved vacated the home and left it that way for two or three years. They did not run the HVAC system, shut all utilities off, and let it return to nature. The home went into foreclosure and was being sold ‘As Is’ for one-third of its sale price just three years earlier. Joe called several local mold experts and trusted Arrayofsolutions.com with remediating and warranting his home. Joe’s wife is now pregnant with her second child and has been happy and mold-free since our exchange. To make a long story short; Ignoring moisture and odors in your home reduces the biggest investment you ever make to be worth only pennies on the dollar. Call Douglas Whitehead @ “Arrayofsolutions.com” today for a $150 mold test and full inspection to protect your investment. Black Mold and Real Estate The title of this post was sarcasm. You will not be able to sell/buy a home in the Upstate of SC while your crawlspace is contaminated. 9 out of 10 times, the cause is; a. Moisture b. Open Vents C. Lack of vapor barrier and moisture control Arrayofsolutions.com places most of its efforts under people’s houses. While most families are enjoying typical summertime activities, I, along with my right-hand man James, are in your home. Snakes? Spiders? Rodents and more? YOU BET!! However, we have made an art out of changing deplorable, poetry dish-like environments into pristine, dry, energy-saving storage spaces. The best part about my Company is that we do this (usually w/ short notice) in two days or less for as much as 1/2 of what the Big Companies charge. We also offer a 5-year transferable warranty. Black Mold in Crawl Space Should a crawlspace be as clean as your home? The scientific reasoning behind this statement is referred to as “the stacking effect”. 52% of the air in your crawlspace is succinctly correlated with the air quality in your family’s home. In short, a neglected crawlspace contributes to poor air quality in your living space. There is a direct connection between the health of your family and the condition of your crawlspace. The hardest part of my job is telling responsible homeowners that their family is sick because of their crawlspace. The second hardest part is telling folks that 98%$ of insurance companies do not cover crawlspace moisture. Upstate Mold Desensitization Black Mold As a mold expert in Upstate South Carolina for the last 18 years, the same circumstances arise time and time again. Black Mold desensitization is all too common when entering a customer’s home. Array of Solutions phone rings when curious customers call with a concern. These concerns range from; “We are selling our home, but did not pass our CL100.” (This is a standard test done by home inspectors which require moisture levels to be below twenty percent in the crawlspace structural members.). Also common are health concerns; “My child has been suffering from abnormal respiratory issues, unlike his / her peers.” Least common is; “We notice an odor whenever we heat/cool our home.” When inspections are conducted, we always ask them to enter the home. Because we do the same thing over and over, year after year, we can smell what home and business owners have become desensitized to. That would be the odor of black mold. When mold reproduces, then it off-gasses. This is what you would smell in barns, vacant buildings, historical sites, and homes with crawl spaces. However, you may be desensitized to the odor in your home or business and should call a local expert to perform an environmental analysis. How do you kill Black Mold? Black Mold is technically called ‘Stachybotrys’. Not all molds that are black in color are the notorious ‘Stachybotrys’. I cannot operate as an expert without first testing any mold concerns. Samples are first taken to a Nationally Accredited Lab so that the protocol can be adjusted accordingly. Stachybotrys is the most toxic mold known to mankind and typically, whatever has been affected needs to be removed completely using extreme caution. If the mold is black in color but proven not to be ‘Stachybotrys’, then you need to clean the mold. Call me, if you or a loved one has any of these concerns, Doug Whitehead today @ 864-710-6413 and I will answer the phone, come to your home and perform whatever helps you and your family. Arrayofsolutions.com is a small local company that produces big results. |
2023.03.22 15:22 VintageGamerTEG A Full Walking Tour of the Troubled Palisades Center Mall in West Nyack, New York. Facing Foreclosure and Possible Sale!
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2023.03.21 12:18 aashu16 6 Things to Remember When Buying a Bank Auctioned House
 | Buying bank-auction houses is lucrative for many potential homeowners or real estate investors. Statistics show that in recent years, the number of bank-auctioned homes on the market has increased, with some areas experiencing a significanat rise in foreclosure rates. submitted by aashu16 to u/aashu16 [link] [comments] “Value of bank assets in India FY 2013-2021:The assets of banks in India amounted to about 2.6 trillion U.S. dollars in the financial year 2021. After a decrease during the financial year 2019, the total value of assets reached the highest value that year. During this period, public sector banks accounted for the highest share in assets compared to private and foreign sector banks.” “Maharashtra, Karnataka, Tamil Nadu, and Telangana accounted for nearly 60% of the total value of bank auction properties in India in 2020. These states have large urban centers and a high commercial and residential real estate volume.” https://preview.redd.it/klw9y3cdt2pa1.png?width=444&format=png&auto=webp&s=930a3e0b6fbea3df0cf23bccb0912a3069e83199 Regarding property types, residential properties make up the majority of bank auction properties in India, followed by commercial properties such as office buildings and retail spaces. Which properties are auctioned by banks? When a borrower defaults on a home loan, the lender or bank may foreclose on the property and put it up for auction to recover its investment. Bank auctions can offer buyers the chance to purchase properties at a lower price than they would typically be able to find on the market. If you're considering buying a bank auction house, here are six things to remember: 1.Understand the Auction Process Before bidding on such houses, ensure you understand the auction process. You should know the rules and regulations of the auction and the terms and conditions of the sale. It would help to familiarize yourself with the bidding process and how the auctioneer conducts the sale. 2. Do Your Research Before bidding on such houses, do your research on the property. Find out the property's location, condition, and any legal issues that may affect the sale. It would help if you also researched the market value of similar properties in the area to ensure you get a good deal. 3. Get a Pre-Approved Financing You'll often need pre-approved financing before you can bid on a bank auction house. Have a clear idea of how much you can afford to spend and have the funding in place before the auction begins. Otherwise, you may miss out on the property. 4. Attend the Inspection Before you bid on a bank auctioned house, attend the inspection. Get an idea of the property's condition and any needed repairs. You can also take help from a professional at a reliable auction house to ensure you're fully aware of any potential issues. 5. Set a Budget When bidding on a bank auctioned house, it's essential to set a budget and stick to it. It's easy to get caught up in the excitement of the auction and end up bidding more than you can afford. Make sure you know your limits and don't exceed them. 6. Be Prepared to Close the Deal Quickly If you win the bid on a bank auctioned house, you must be prepared to close the deal quickly. Typically, you'll have only a few weeks to complete the sale. Have all your financing and paperwork in order, and be prepared to move quickly to ensure you keep and buy the property. The Verdict It's important to note that while bank auction properties can present a good investment opportunity, buyers should do their due diligence and carefully evaluate the property's condition, location, and legal status before purchasing. Additionally, purchasing a bank auction property can involve legal complexities, so it's advisable to consult with experts of auction houses before proceeding. To know more about the e-auction process and to get the expert consultation in the entire journey of the auction process, visit https://www.auctionbazaar.com/contactus to seek professional assistance. About The Author Explore and buy the latest bank auction properties with Auction Bazaar. The most transparent way to find and bid for the auction properties listed by banks and financial institutions. Contact for More Information! |
2023.03.18 23:50 BlindHedgehog EllenDiary Act1
Dear Ellen DeGeneres (or whomever's curious to read this): I'm Jason Bratcher from Valrico (no longer Tampa), Florida. I was born at only three months; As a result, my eyes never fully developed. I only weighed 2 pounds and 4 ounces. (Yes, my eyes are broke and I was born before I was fully um, cooked.) Guess I get to be taken out with the garbage by state inspectors after being seen on an ABCActionNews segment of Dirty Dining done by Wendy Ryan on any given weekday, lol, JK… I'm guessing God has his reasons for taking me out of life's birthing oven a little early… Some quick notes before getting this show on the road: (No, I don't drive, thankfully.) Oh crap! There's a police car behind me, and I'm doing 144 down Route 66! Preamble Our old address is 3004 west South Avenue; Tampa, Florida 33614. I've lived there for a little more than 28 years. There's definitely lots of memories, like my high school graduation (to a hero's welcome nonetheless). But unfortunately, reality is going to cost me a bit, like a Double Jeopardy clue I just got wrong. Due to a CashForKeys foreclosure (that's now official), we had to permanently vacate the premise. So while recently driving through Valrico, Florida, my mom and grandmother stopped at a manufactured home in the Featherock community. She (my mom) fell in love with it at first sight. This address is 2102 Greymont Drive; Valrico, Florida, 33594. (Most touch-ups will be happening here at the new homestead). (While the primary of this is written at the old address (an address I'm trying desperately hard to forget since it never amounted to much of a value anyway)). Ok, back to the notes. Teco is Tampa Electric Company, our local power provider. My mom's name is Deborah Fernandez. She worked at Dollar Tree for over a year. She was very easily one of the, if not only, hardest working employees; yet it always seemed like everyone at work was trying to push her around/take advantage of her. Some people don't take no for an answer; my mom's one of 'em. When she gives you an order, you do it immediately, no questions asked! Drop everything and do your duty, sir! My stepdad, Daniel Fernandez, now lives in Springhill. Danny for short. He and my mom married in 1981, just before my younger brother was born. He divorced from my mother in 2005. However, he was living with us between 2007 & 2008. Then he found a new love (or just a new flame) named Tammi Joe Priest. They started their marriage torch in May of 2011. Yes, Tammi Jo's now a Fernandez. Heather's my older sister. She's a real drama queen and Dancerettizing gossip girl. She married Scott (now my brother-in-law) and has three kids as a result: Two sons and a daughter. Branden (the oldest), Kourtnie (the middle child) then Kolbie (the youngest. Oh wait, she divorced him and now is with a man named Derek Michaels. Oh yeah, almost forgot the biological father and evil stepmother… (A comment I better think very hard about...) Their names are Larry and Rhea (pronounced Ray). I affectionately call them the sperm donor & the mud wrestler (that's kinda what she's built like). They have a daughter, Maggie. Maggie recently found a boyfriend (Eric) and now has 2 kids of her own. They live in Clearwater and want me to come stay with them if times get tough; Times? Tough? They're tougher with you than my mom! Over my dead body after Hell freezes – or is that burns first! Oh; I thought Hell burns forever last I checked. I'll mention them later… Let's just say, a gunshot wound incident and a few Christmases best left empty-handed in the gift-giving department kinda sealed their fate (maybe their deal) with me. Now now, this isn't an episode of Deal or No Deal. "Open the case!" Oh wait, I'm really not supposed to be advertising newer NBC (or older CBS) shows in this letter, I gather. Strictly ABC stuff. Not to mention, these two only care about my image, not my well-being. Damn Republicans! I think they don't know what they said, let alone don't remember! I've got some other tasty (no Candy Crush Saga) beasts you'll need know about. My omniscient grandmother (yeah right), Jean Pesa. She means well, but she only wants what's in her best interest. She wants everyone to bow down to her and worship her. Like she's the most awesomest lady on the planet! Only thing: She won't give gifts out of kindness; rather, she gives them (out of spite) to show how beautifully wonderfully fake she is I.E., out of spite). Um, if she really only knew… Hey, kinda like Larry and Rhea! Justin's my younger brother. He's a definite pillhead and proud of it (like the two Young and the Restless friends (now foes) that are highlighted later). He claims he cares about me, but I'll be damned that at 33 (more like almost 37), he really only cares about where his next pill comes from, just for his next high! Let's add marijuana (weed) to that as well? His girlfriend, Chris, claims to cut hair, but she hasn't completed) the required barber school training. She's also popping pills. Oh, what's that song? Oh yeah, "Because I Got High" by Afro Man! Let's also mention she now works at 1-800-AskGary? I've got a late CoVid-19 mask to honor them. That describes the two of them, and, quite a few others, perfectly! That includes Thomas Vatrone (Sin) and Michael Valez-Bonilla (Saint). Um, no way, definitely not you! Don't put me in the dunk tank! Ok, now me, finally (if I can breathe during this prologue. I have retinopathy of prematurity. The retina in each eye detached while in the incubator at the neo-natal unit of St. Joseph's Hospital courtesy of getting too much oxygen. Teco did the disconnect on my eyes, so now, I have no sight at all. Guess I gotta pay a $50 reconnect fee, a $50 tampering fee and a $495 deposit to get my eyes working again in the neural network department. Not to mention, keeping my eyes for however many months I've been alive… Aah, the things that make you go hmm… Damn nickel and dime tactics! I'll definitely come back to those fees later; Stay tuned… Some people will be so proud I can't see, lol! My left eye looks normal but my right eye looks all cloudy and busted. And on some days, the pressure in my eyes will build, forcing me to close my eyes real tight just to try to alleviate it. I've been known to rub my eyes frequently, especially on the really bad glaucoma days. And you don't wanna see my eyes tense up and fill with tears on their own; crying session coming; no real avoiding it… Ok, enough optometry for one day? I can't read print, so my best alternative is braille. i read at about 135 or more w.p.m last I checked. The only real Readers' Digest issue I have with braille is that it gets bulky very quickly. I.E., an average textbook could be as much as 30 to 40 braille books proper. Speaking of Readers' Digest, that was really one of my favorite magazines to read. My favorite sections, (more like nominees for the Golden Globe Awards)? Yeah, right… Word Power Humor in Uniform Campus Comedy That's Outrageous! Book Bonus While using a computer, (PC in this case), since I cannot see the screen, I use a screen reader to read the stuff written on the screen out loud to me. So what am I using now? The screen reading software I use is known as NVDA (NonVisual Desktop Access). Most of this is written on the HP Evo D510 SFF (Small Form Factor) desktop. With touch-ups as appropriate on the Toshiba Satellite C855D laptop. And now, an HP Pavilion DV7 since the Satellite now requires a bios password from me all of a sudden. And now an HP DQ1038WM because my Pavilion Windows10 finally corrupted, but I will find a way to fix that; Possibly may use Linux Accessible Coconut on that one. As i tab around Windows, the screen reader reads only the focused object so as not to get me distracted with the surrounding useless noise of other controls in a window. (Noise as in other unnecessary controls and such). I only use the keyboard to get around the digital world. Opening and closing programs, typing information, surfing the web; yup, i do it all. Um, no, I don't profile criminals or do N.C.I.S. work. I'll charge a fee for– Jason shut yo ass up and get on wif diss fuckin' book... Although I've watched an epi or two of N.C.I.S. Pretty neat! Speaking of noise, not seeing the screen forces me to use sounds to tell me what's happening in Windows and other software. In other words, while the rest of you stare at cute little icons and text in various colors to convey happenings in the operating system, I don't have the luxury of seeing what you see. Did I mention I'm really totally blind since birth? Oh, I did earlier, duh... The PC actually plays sounds when I maximize/minimize/restore windows, make fatal mistakes (the system hand icon), or tap a key not bound to any command in a program; and even more. In addition, the screen reader also can be told to play sounds as I land on various kinds of controls and conditions, instead of it having to verbally announce the kind of control. (I.E., when I focus on a button, it will actually play the sound of a button being pressed as opposed to saying the word "Button". My notorious soundscapes? What was Windows XP Professional Service Pack 3 proper, (now on Windows 10 Home proper), the popular internet telephony program, Skype, Who wants to "Take a Deep Breath™"? my so fave alternate web browser, FireFox/WaterFox/Brave. (Hold that thought; WaterFox, (a fork of FireFox) I totally kid you not on the last one; An add-on, Noise, lets me assign sounds to web page/Java script happenings. Yes, I have a Google email account. Write to [email protected] if you so really want to reach me. I'll be seeing those messages in Mozilla ThunderBird. I use Mastodon, so if you want to follow me, follow @[email protected] (my primary town). Oh, for Skype, take my really really loud account I.D.: imcoocoo. Loud as in quite a few people on it (about 200 or so). My favorite hobbies, you ask? With or without internet access? Is it just me or is this part of the diary looking more like a resumé or dossié? Playing the piano, Editing audio and sampling instrument sounds (latter can be very tedious) via GoldWave, I say tedious because the editing has to be drop-dead perfect for instrument sounds. Skyping/Discording/TeamTalking with friends (and maybe one or two enemies?) Speaking of enemies, one of my favorite terrorist books is The Enemy Within by Jack Higgins. Great read; (actually, an audio book). Really kept me in suspense throughout. And, not to be forgotten, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. Same deal here; Awesome listen, too. Speaking of ebony and ivory, Yes, they get along beautifully with me, and definitely in perfect harmony! (Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder may (or may not) be included...) And also, I can (for the most part) play by ear. I can usually hear a song once and mostly play it back. But that's just what most of you sighties do (and probably expect me to do, too). I prefer, instead, to improvise things on the spot. A program called Reaper lets me use a musical keyboard to play audio files as instrument sounds. Case and point, the M-Audio KeyStudio mentioned later (only to be outdone by a Korg MicroKey II as a later birthday gift). And now that the Korg MicroKey II's gone, I just wait in limbo for the next offering on the slot machine of life. Awfully curious, since I have a "what-if…" kind of personality for playing new interesting instrument sounds. I've even sampled sounds out of GameBoy Advance games and sound fonts via GoldWave. Can you say strangely curious, since the sounds come out of character when down shifted to my prefered sampling note: MIDI note number 45 A.K.A. A3 at 220 Hz.? I also like to create new sounds to use in my various noise plans (Skype, WaterFox, whatever comes up). It especially spun at one point in 2006 when I had some serious internet downtime. Luckily, I had a Windows Sega Genesis emulator called Gens, a few ROM images, and off I ran. I recorded practically all of the Sonic the Hedgehog sounds, also the likes of Streets of Rage, Mortal Kombat III, Beavis and ButtHead, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Tournament Fighters. No music, just pure sounds. I implement most of them in "one way or another" (no, not eh Blondy song) in quite a bit of the software I use. My puny little bwain be a-spinnin' 'round! Think I actually use more than 10% of it... OK, enough of the thoughts and mischievous things about me. Let's move on and get out of this resumé! That's My Dog! I formerly had three pit bulls and a Jack Russel terrier here. Well, one's a partial pit. Yes, "Who Let the Dogs out"? Their names are Sam, Lexie, Gizmo, and Kahlua. Sam's the father of the family unit, Lexy's the mother, Gizmo is one of the five children that Lexy had in a litter. He's the runt. We kept him. Kahlua's an adopted addition. She's smaller than the others; the partial pit. Any who, I watch, ok, listen (to be politically correct), your show a lot. I've got a lot on my mind and honestly don't know where to begin. I swear life almost feels like a soap opera now; Take your pick. Could be General Hospital; (I only say that because my mom has a pacemaker, and on some days, especially with lots of lightning, or stress shutting her body down, it really gets going, and going, forcing her heart to beat under 60 B.P.M.…). The pacemaker forces it back to exactly 60 B.P.M. (Energizer bunny beating his little drum not included…) Guiding Light's out of the running (No one but God, Jesus and Ghost guides me). All My Children (More like Most My Children). One Life to Live (yeah, really!). And Passions? There's nothing NBC passionate here in this article; trust me, you won't find anything, not even romance. As the World Turns is a definite possibility; should know, I've watched one or two episodes of it on CBS. Probably the biggest thing of all is that the one house where i've lived forever (well, it sure feels like it; a little over 28 years) will be foreclosed on 10/8/12 at around 10:00 A.M. on the steps of the Hillsborough County courthouse. At the time i'm writing this, I have no internet access and my friends on Skype and Twitter are freaked out because they haven't heard from me for almost three months. That's not the best part, though. There's a few of life's little incidents that I should probably mention before this one. Don't worry, I'm feeling like Old Faithful about ready to let off some steam. The steam shouldn't hurt you folks, but I hope it's poisonous to the people who need an oversized alcoholic jello shot of it! Trust me, you won't normally see this side of me if we're on good terms, but for everyone else, step back! "Attention, emergency, you now have to reach minimum safe distance." "We don't have much time!" "This area's gonna be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska. Drop bass moving back and forth. An overload is inevitable. Bass pressure becoming too unstable." Things could get ugly! So here's the itinerary: An accidental gun shot wound at age eight in 1986. Piano Teacher Dies in 1987 A newspaper article in 1993 in the Tampa Tribune involving me and a few others? Child Support Fiasco in 1996 (done deal!) High school "Dragon Jam" graduation in 1997 probably single brightest (and most tear-jerking) day of my life) 2001's TearJerker in Full Public In 2006: Yamaha PSR-275 on Friday, June 30th. Now installing PaceMaker on Monday, July 10th. In 2007: Great grandmother Helen passes away on Tuesday, May 1st. In 2008. An HP laptop of me very own in the Chilli's parking lot as an early birthday present. Bratcher Bash 08. In 2009. Bratcher Bash 09. Domestic violence report filed. In 2010. U-Haul arrest of my brother Foreclosure proceeding starts. A ridiculously lightweight M-Audio KeyStudio from my estranged biological pop as a birthday gift (I'll be damned?) A few trips to Springhill. Bratcher Bash 10. CyberPower U.P.S. In 2011 A newer HP laptop as a birthday present. Some more Springhill outings Bratcher Bash 11. With one memorable gift that's still going, and going Or not...)? In 2012. One or two more Springhill trips The two pillheads Sin and Saint. The letter(s) that sealed our foreclosure fate Foreclosure In Progress... The Grand Tour Movin' Out… Jennifer's Journeys Bratcher Bash 12 Uncertainty Late Update (or two?) Possibly a P.S. Oh yeah, this is all gonna be great! Sorry I can't dance for you first. Maybe you can dance for me first? Oh crap, I can't stare at you! We'll take this one at a time, shall we? Okay, class, take very copious notes; you'll be quizzed on this accordingly during Know or Go. In other words, don't screw up! Lest you wanna hit the dunk tank below! First thing's first: "The shot heard 'round the world"! No, it's not happening in Lexington, Kentucky. And no, it sure as hell ain't the start of the famous Revolutionary War… Also nope, not the deaths of Franz and Sophie Ferdinand to start World War I on Sunday June 28, 1914. Rather, everything (for the most part) happens right here in Tampa, Florida! That's right! Good ol' West Tampa at 3004 South Avenue; Tampa, Florida; 33614! (Known to most here as Town and Country or old West Tampa). ShotHeard'RoundWorld It's Labor Day, Monday 9/5/1986, about 4:15 P.M. Mom had been curled onto the couch for a late long summer's nap (no, this ain't the Night After Independence Day), when in the master bedroom, there arose such a clatter. You see, I climbed up onto a canopy dresser and pulled down a Tonka truck that I loved playing with, and, Houston, what's the next item up for bids? Oh, Bob, the crowd's gonna love this: It's a .22 caliber pistol (I only thought it was a water gun). I climb down from the canopy and stand at about the center of the room and accidentally shoot the gun. We'll start the bidding with Jason. $335, Bob. Ok, next is George. $450. Ok, Diana? $200. And last but not least, James? $1! All right. The actual retail price of that gun is? $336! Jason, come on down for our first pricing game! The bullet backfired, going through my stomach, out of my left side, and into the bedroom wall. Small side note: Mom had made some new tea a while earlier before her nap. Heather walked in to the kitchen to get some. When the gun went off, she spilled the tea all over the floor. I ran to the hall closet, grabbed a sheet and ran straight to my bed to lay down, fearing I was in very deep trouble. You can bet Mom sprang from her bed to see what was the matter! In an instant, she'd woken up and carried me to the couch, me still in the blood-staining, wait, spattering sheet. Upon placing the 911 call, she informed the dispatcher to make sure the ambulance driver didn't turn on the siren. Apparently, at the ripe old age of eight, the ambulance sirens kinda scared me, even at very close range. While being rushed to the hospital, I remember thinking: no off-hand comments, people." Sure enough, about 10 to 15 minutes later, just like clockwork, while I'm still in surgery being sewn up with staples for the short term, that darling of a damn omniscient spirit and a money-loving and spending acquaintance of hers, Ronald Freedman, show up. They don't even ask how I'm doing. Ronald never even says a single word to me or Mom. Doesn't even address the fact I'm in obvious pain. Literally inches, hell, more like millimeters, from death, mind you… Wonder if he's a Republican supporter, too! She only says one thing to Mom: "Go to the bathroom and change that god damned outfit right now!" Remember, she only cares about everyone's image, not the meer fact that I just shot myself and am laying down on an operating table, possibly a momentous deathbed for dying! Is that my life flashing before my eyes just then? Everyone's supposed to look good and bow down to her, and if you don't look good, get out of her presence. I thought to myself: "get those dumb asses out of here!" For all I know, I was probably crying at that point. Trying to stay quiet so as not to embarrass Grandma. If I remember right, I think my mom told her: "Fuck you and the high horse you rode in on!" Then they left me alone to suffer in pain; And the surgery went ok. Wow, that's one hell of a cold comment, Grandma! Thank you God! After surgery, I was shipped over to the I.C.U. Once out of I.C.U. in the clear, I was moved to room 828 in the Childrens' ward. Really couldn't be any sooner, and with potentially curiously disasterous hits. Just as soon as I get comfortable in there pro tempore, the sperm donor and mud wrestler decide to show up. He tries to lean over me to give me a hug, but I pull away from him. I told him "I want my dad." I quietly thought to myself: "No, not you, you0 image-caring soon-to-be-non-child support paying sperm donor!" She also tries to give me a hug too; I also pull away from her. Then I thought: "I've got the Mom and dad that matter most. Where the sam hell were you two!" Needless to say, they're a bit freaked; Not as freaked as he'll be shortly. I had no idea Danny had taken off some time from work at the local Tampa beer brewery to come up to the hospital to see "my boy", referring to me. Unannounced to Larry he took one look at my face and instantly knew what I wanted; Those two clueless image-caring ass holes out of this hospital! So he met him out in the hallway and a nice big fight ensued. Larry and Rhea had to be fully escorted out of the hospital via a security call. After they left, I recovered on my own with no spleen and 10% of my pancreas left. I got lots of braille cards in the hospital, one or two books, quite a few cassette tapes. The rest of Danny's side of the family brought food for me to eat. I got an interesting assortment of Spanish food from his side, like the fried bananas, fried rice and pork. His mom Ligia thought I was the best thing since sliced bread. I felt lifted by the whole experience, especially considering complete strangers took the time to care about me. Only later would I be dropped off cloud 9 when some loans go underwater... Alas, before I drive you crazy in the Gray's Anatomy department, let's move on to a school popularity contest, of one... I never did say this would be an episode of Saved By The Bell; Don't get your hopes up… Or will it be? Before the goals and desires, let's mention the Ivory Ebony Death. IvoryEbonyDeath So for about five months during my 2nd-grade at Grady Elementary school I'd been visiting a particular piano teacher named Ms. Hare (No not a bunny rabbit). Then out of left field the trips suddenly stopped. Finally, on a fairly out of place Saturday March 7th of 1987, my 2nd-grade Vision teacher Ms. Greenfield tags me and a few other kids out to see her, I'd been to Ms. Greenfield's house on the Hillsborough River, yet had no clue of what was about to be solidly slammed into my brain so hard it may as well have crushed it. for what I honestly felt would be one absolute last time. At about 9:45 A.M. that morning we had a shortened lesson (I just knew something was quite counter to regular programming). Then at about 10:30 A.M. she turns the other kids loose on freshly home-baked cookies and lemonade. In doing so, she asks one of the kids if they can prepare me some cookies and lemonade per a batch to take home. In that seemingly same simple breath she directs me to the back patio and two chairs at an outdoor table. On a decent late winter morning I had no idea of the bombshell about to be dropped. She then leans her face next to mine and I feel an instant deluge of shaking with teardrops. Trying not to freak out, I politely ask her what's wrong. Through teardrops she said "I'd been diagnosed with cancer" and that "I don't have long to live". I asked if there was ""anything I could do for you"; She said there were three other pianos and an organ that she would love me to "have a look at before I leave this Earth". Still shaking in disbelief with the ton of news, we walk back inside and Ms. Hare shows me to the first piano (an upright grand) and I take a seat. Keeping full well in mind that my heart has the most of me now, I play what my heart feels was appropriate; A slightly remixed version of the As The World Turns theme. Then on a complete whim I quietly get up and with tears still streaming down her face, Ms. Hare shows me to the next piano (a Whurlitzer, like you hear at carnivals/fairs). Ironically, my heart has the perfect 2 songs for this instrument: A future rendition of Sonic Hedgehog III's Prototype Carnival Night Zone music; The the regular Carnival Night zone music. Dead accurate, too. Personally preferred the prototype tunes; Way bouncier and more chorded for progression. Finally, the last of the pianos,... (a Fender Rhodes): My heart's on sync with this one as well; For this piano it got the future rendition of NBC's Law and Order, and the future rendition of Sonic Advance III's Credits screen. Then the last call for alcohol... Finally we're off to a properly-working Hammund B3 organ. I carefully power on and crank its volume down a bit so as not to disturb everyone else. My last two songs: A slightly altered rendition of Shine On, You Crazy Diamond. Then finally, a future draft of the Character Select music from Sonic Advance. And with that I turn the organ off, and in gathering my cookies and lemonade, we all pile back into Ms. Greenfield's car and homeward bound we fly. As if this day had never happened! So after getting home, I make it a big effort not to show tears of any kind. Making it look as if I had the best time in the world; only it was the last time... I think absolutely nothing of this day in particular and push it way to the back of my mind;Quietly keeping a tab on it just in case something would go UhOh. Little did I know the UhOh would be uncovered one very last time, after which no further discussion was necessary. But the next week (Monday and Tuesday) were fairly good. Wednesday however had its own "special report" to hand me courtesy of a random teacher on March 11th. It comes to pass I'm so walking to my 3rd period class when she stops me to offer some news. "Ms. Hare has just passed away." In that jiffy of a step I stopped, now in instant tears; She gave me a tight hug; feeling like a kid about to be in big trouble for doing something off the beaten path, I asked her if I could just boycott 3rd class and go to the cafeteria to let my heart out on the piano thither. She was okay with that; So that gave me about 45 to 60 minutes before lunch. Sitting on the bench in an even bigger disbelief than on the previous Saturday, I looked more like someone shivering on a cold day than having witnessed a death of someone. I distinctly remember not eating; Just getting some white milk to drink. And with that; that's all folks! All Rise; The Popularity Contest of One Now in Session... The honorable Jason Bratcher presiding... "Blind pupils don't lose sight of goals and desires" Hmm, Goals? Desires? I don't know what i'm even supposed to have considering that omniscient trio from Hell. Fuck all that; let's just move on; not like you Republican elephants even care about a Democrat with a life-long disability... Let alone John's Gospel Chapter 9 where a blind man is thrown out of an earthly church just for saying the Heavenly truth! And by this point a little over 3 years since ADA (Americans With Disabilities Act) was made federal law. Tampa Tribune staff writer C.J. Clouce prepared an article about me in the local newspaper. Needless to say, I became pretty popular rather quick in school. Not that I wasn't already. Someone tried taking my white cane that goes with me everywhere away from me, intentionally, mind you. Before I could say a word, a few other students (strangers to me) swooped out of seemingly complete nowhere like a polished murder of ravens and had the thief student cornered. I think the convo went something like: "How would you like it if you were blind and defenseless, ass hole?" fuck with him – and we'll fuck with you!" One of the murder handed my cane back to me; I told him "Thanks, Dawg." Another incident, thankfully no cane this time, but rather, a sugar low. One morning just before the start of my second period class, I wasn't feeling quite right. I paused along the route to my class intentionally, needing a pick-me-up. A random hall monitor stops by to sit with me. We talked for a bit. Yet another stranger took one look at my face, dashed off to the snack area, grabbed me a Snickers and a Coke and stayed with me for another little bit. "You really have no idea as to how much you just helped me out" I said. "Anytime." he replied. I carefully regroup and get on to the class, (just barely 90 seconds late) but not before some other students decide they're going to confront me about my being late. "Hey dawg, what makes you so special being tardy for da class, man?" I pointed to the teacher and asked if I could borrow some of her time at the end. She silently agreed. So I did the day's assignment, put it away in my bag to be transcribed back to print later and waited for the near end of the class. She softly tapped my shoulder as a cue. I quietly got up and walked to the podium. The teacher took my desk. Still shaking in disbelief, I let 'em have the full Mt. Vesuvius of it. Almost on the verge of crying, BTW. "Hey! You three! Yeah, you, you, and you! Do you realize I could've had to go to Saint Joseph's Hospital yet again for this? As if shooting myself back in 1986 doesn't make you happy fucking enough. Special… You want me on tv again so you all can mock me? Over my dead body! Especially when two complete strangers knew exactly what to do at that exact time!" I walked out of the classroom and slammed the door as hard as I possibly could, making a note to put my ear just next to the wall to hear how truly cheap Jefferson High School was truly constructed... I felt like I'd be in so much perfect trouble for standing for what's right, not wrong. I couldn't tell if I was truly crying or laughing at this point. (crying at the damage or laughing at the cheap cardboard polycarbonate construction.) With the door slam still ringing in my head! I didn't know I seriously had that – much – strength? After that, I got my act together and regrouped and was going straight to my next class since the second period was basically over anyway. I got a very curious reply, not from the students, but rather, the teacher proper the very next day. It was scheduled at the end of the class. We walked out in to the hallway and she took one look at my face of determination and broke down. "I'm totally proud of the way you got in their fucking faces and stood up for your own fucking thoughts that keep you fucking moving. Energizer batteries don't beat their drum the way you do; (fuck the fact they keep going, and going, and going, and going...) When rather, they keep dying, and dying, and dying, and dying. Why are there not more honest people, – I mean, – dolls, like you on this little blue planet?" Still with tears streaming down her face she pulls a fastball. "Oh quick hide this, don't let anyone see them." "Them" was really a collection of three king-sized ButterFinger candy bars and three Cokes from a local soda machine. "That's for the three students you shoved in their rightful place. Looking awfully claustrophobic on life's chessboard where they are. Hurry along now?" Oh, I hurried all right, feeling completely invincible, like on Sonic the Hedgehog 3/Knuckles when Sonic is HyperSonic in the gold yellow, transformation where nothing hurts him; Cloud 9, anyone, especially after a teacher commends you for a job well done? I flew down the highways and byways of Jefferson High School to the next class just in time before the tardy bell rang. Humming the SuperSonic song (with speed shoes applied) from Sonic and Knuckles all the way there. Small note: Did I mention that I still play videogames, even though I can't see? Sonic the Hedgehog is my serious mainstay in the adventure department; Mortal Kombat, Tekken; pretty much any fighting game on the Genesis/Sony PlayStation. Anyhow, The article talked about how me and six other blind students survived in public school. Even had two pictures of me: One was my walking with the white cane. The other was me using a braille typewriter, after which my special (Vision) teacher would translate my braille back in to print/cursive to be turned in. OK, let's make one thing clear? No! My Vision teacher (Lisa L. Merwarth) DID NOT TEACH me how to "see". Although some of you probably wished she did. I sure wish I could've shown her a vision of something after she was arrested for a D.U.I. later around 1999/2000. Speaking of larry, it's Morie Povich time! Child Support Fiasco "You are the father!" Case now permanently closed! I'm supposed to be receiving $35 each week for child support payments; I'm obviously a disabled dependent. That money usually helps out for haircuts and extra groceries. Haircuts because my hair grows pretty quick (like that sperm fucking donor). And the extra groceries? Yeah, I'm kinda a bottomless pit… And I also have a fairly fast metabolism! Although I do like trying new bites. Well, just a week shy of my 18th birthday, in 1996, Larry filed (and successfully got) a fast wish granted. It was a motion to indefinitely end the child support. Needless to say, a certain Dirty Harry line totally belongs here: "You really startin' to piss me off!" No wait, one more… "Do you feel lucky, punk?" To Saturday 6/24/2023, there's not one single week featuring any payment (and there shalt no more be). (lest a sorta miracle happens (Yeah – Right… – Smoky Robinson not included)). So let's see: 27 full years (9,861 days). At the going rate of $35 a week, Times 52 weeks a year plus whatever (No more, in this case) weeks? Assuming no taxes of any kind? Around $49,140! That's a hell of a back pay in the child support department. Note to Self: I'll never see 1 penny of that since the statute of limitations unceremoniously ran out. OK, close the child support book and burn it in Tampa's landfill as the scum of the Earth. Uh him, stick around towards the end. The money situation's going to get a little curious? Onward we go! Hmm, what's with this high school graduation? Dragon Jam! Here's the scene: Florida State Fair Grounds (Expo Hall), (Tuesday, June 3rd, 1997) It's about 3:15, 3:45 P.M. give or take; All of Jefferson's seniors (and quite a massive collection of friends) and followers have arrived; (go Dragons!) We're walking along the stage to receive our diplomas, all is normal; Typical clapping and what-not. I'm just minding my own – when my name's called. I freeze on a dime, then look to the hard left towards the audience and begin slowly walking down the stage (slowly starting to cry…). All of a sudden out of nowhere, the place seemed to explode. I again froze instantly on a dime. "Who the hell just threw that can of tear gas laced with lighter fluid and népalm!", I thought in disbelief. "Someone else just threw a Malitov cocktail!" I'm in disbelief: Every person who could stand stood and clapped like crazy. Not to mention? There wasn't a dry eye in the house? Looking to my dead left, I heard two requests distinctly out of the crowd. 1. "Throw up the West Side!." (Think it was my damn brother (or one of his thug/gangster rapper friends) wantin' me to make the rap world happy!) There was this mid/late 90s' gesture going around called the West Side (More vernacularly pronounced Wess Side with an elongated E on the I in Side. To do it, you cross your middle finger over your ring finger, fold down your thumb and pinky, tilt your index finger opposite the crossed middle and ring fingers and face the gesture to the cardinal west direction. Which I politely did for the masses. Cheered up all the hip-hop/mumble rap nigga-loving crowd. Although truthfully I felt embarrassed as hell, almost in tears! Then came the videogame freaks (one of my friends, had to be).. I totally dug this last one! 2. "Throw me a Sonic sound, or two!" I could only think of one (or two) at that exact moment; The one when Sonic smashes open one of the TV monitors in a zone that has an item inside it. And the rings that you collect? We'll just say I brightened that room quick; Don't look my way; I might blind you. Afterward, later that night, off to Red Lobster to "sea food" differently; Whereas I opted for the Admiral's Feast. And so Tuesday 6/3/1997 comes and goes without incident. Before I can get to Larry's "real thought" of his, I have to het to the "real thought" of Grandma Jean in 2006. No, fuck that, random necessary insert...
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- Adobe Photoshop Brushes-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-brushes/
- Adobe Photoshop Automate-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-automate/
- Adobe Photoshop Art & Illustration Presets-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-art-illustartion-presets/
- Adobe Photoshop App Design-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-app-design-with-photoshop-2020/
- Adobe Media Encoder Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-media-encode
- Adobe Live Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-adobe-live/
- Adobe Lightroom Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-lightroom-web/
- Adobe Lightroom Projects Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-lightroom-classic/
- Adobe Lightroom Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-lightroom/
- AWS Certified Cloud Practitioner - Practice Exams - 2023-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/aws-certified-cloud-practitioner-latest-practice-exams/
- Sanitation & Wastewater Treatment Explained-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/wastewater-treatment-explained/
- Political Sociology- An Introduction-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/political-sociology-an-introduction/
- Personal Branding System 3.0: UNIQUE Secret for YOUR Success-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/personal-branding-master-course/
- Master Course in Sales Forecasting and Sales Management 2.0-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/sales-forecasting-sales-management-forecasting-models-sales-skills/
- Master Course in Microsoft MS-720 : MS Teams Voice Engineer-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/microsoft-ms-720-microsoft-teams-voice-engineer-ms-700/
- Master Course in Hazard Analysis and Critical Control Points-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/haccp-hazard-analysis-and-critical-control-points-food-safety-harpc/
- Master Course in Business Process Modeling (BPM and BPMN)-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/business-process-modeling-bpm-and-bpmn-lucid-chart-business-mapping/
- Master Course in Business Plan and Business Proposal-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/business-plan-business-proposal-writing-startup-business-development/
- Master Course in Business Idea Generation and Business Case-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/business-idea-generation-business-case-entrepreneurship/
- Master Course in Account Based Marketing (ABM) 2.0-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/account-based-marketing-abm-b2b-marketing-b2b-sales-lead-generation/
- Crafting Compelling Articles and Letters-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/articles-and-lettersapplications/
- The Complete Introduction to Online Course Creation-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/the-complete-introduction-to-online-course-creation/
- Google Professional Data Engineer Practice Exams 2023-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/google-professional-data-engineer-practice-exams-2023/
- Google Professional Cloud DevOps Engineer Practice Exam 2023-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/google-professional-cloud-devops-engineer-practice-exam-2023/
- Dein Online-Business auf Autopilot mit Zapier!-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/online-business-automatisieren-mit-zapie
- Creating Video Lessons with Online Video Maker InVideo-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/video-lecture-with-neitdesign-for-invideo/
- Administration of Red Hat Linux Practice Test 2: Environment-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/administration-of-red-hat-linux-practice-test-2-environment/
- Administration of Red Hat Linux Practice Test 1: Essentials-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/administration-of-red-hat-linux-practice-test-1-essentials/
- Adobe InDesign Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-indesign-cc-2020-master-course-q/
- Adobe InDesign Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-indesign/
- Adobe InCopy Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-incopy/
- Adobe Illustrator Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-illustrator-cc-2020-master-course/
- Adobe Illustrator Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-illustrato
- Adobe Fuse Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-fuse/
- Adobe Fonts Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-adobe-fonts/
- Adobe Dreamweaver Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-dreamweaver-cc-2020-master-course/
- Adobe Dreamweaver Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-dreamweave
- Adobe Dimension Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-dimension/
- Adobe Creative Cloud Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-creative-cloud-2020-master-course/
- Adobe Creative Cloud Projects Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-creative-cloud-master-course/
- Adobe Creative Cloud Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-creative-cloud/
- Adobe Color Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-adobe-colo
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- Adobe Bridge Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-adobe-bridge/
- Adobe Behance Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-adobe-behance/
- Adobe Audition Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-audition-cc-2020-master-course/
- Adobe Audition Projects Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-audition-projects/
- Adobe Audition Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-audition/
- Adobe Animate Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-animate-cc-2020-master-course/
- Adobe Animate Projects Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-animate-projects/
- Adobe Animate Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-animate/
- Adobe After Effects Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-after-effects-cc-2020/
- Adobe After Effects Projects Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-after-effects-projects/
- Adobe After Effects Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-after-effects/
- Adobe Acrobat DC Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-acrobat-dc/
- A-Frame Framework Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/a-frame-framework/
- Salesforce Tableau CRM & Einstein Discovery Consultant Exam-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/salesforce-tableau-crm-einstein-discovery-consultant-exam-h/
- Salesforce Certified Platform Developer II Exam/Test 2022-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/salesforce-certified-platform-developer-ii-examtest-2022/
- Salesforce Certified Platform Developer I Exam/Test 2022-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/salesforce-certified-platform-developer-i-test/
- Packshot 3d with Blender 2.90-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/concept-design-for-3d-artists-mastering-sketching/
- PRINCE 2 Foundation Practice test - Exam-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/prince-2-foundation-practice-test-exam/
- ITIL4 Foundation Practice test - Exam-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/itil4-foundation-practice-test-exam/
- Exam C_SM100_7208 SAP Certified Solution manager (7.2 SPS8)-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/exam-c_sm100_7208-sap-certified-solution-manager-72-sps8/
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- YouTube Podcast Marketing For Natural Health Practitioners-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/youtube-podcast-marketing-for-natural-health-practitioners/
- E-Mail Marketing mit Klick-Tipp: Werde Profi in 4 Stunden!-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/e-mail-marketing-mit-klick-tipp-werde-profi-in-4-stunden/
- Concevoir les toitures Résidentielles avec Revit 2020-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/concevoir-les-toitures-residentielles-avec-revit-2020/
- Aprende Cómo Hacer El Mejor Podcast y Con Hosting-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/power-podcast-el-exito-de-los-negocios-en-medios-sociales/
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2023.03.15 15:54 Due_Set7720 300+ FREE UDEMY CERTIFICATE COURSES - PART 2 - 15/3/23
PART- 2: https://www.reddit.com/udemyfreebies/comments/11ryqrp/300_free_udemy_certificate_courses_part_1_15323/
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- Domain Name Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-domain-names/
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- Chrome Extensions Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/chrome-extensions-course/
- Chrome Developer Tools Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/chrome-developer-tools/
- Certified Kubernetes Administrator Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/certified-kubernetes-administrator-course/
- CSS3 Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/the-complete-css-course/
- CSS3 Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-css3/
- Burp Suite Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/burp-suite-course/
- Brave Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-brave/
- Bootstrap 4 Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-advanced-bootstrap-4/
- Bootstrap 4 Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-bootstrap-4/
- Blazor Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/blazor-x/
- Asana Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-asana-master-course/
- Apache Web Server Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/apache-web-serve
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- Adobe Stock Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-adobe-stock/
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- Adobe Photoshop Workspaces-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-workspaces/
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- Adobe Photoshop Video Design-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-video-design-with-photoshop-2020/
- Adobe Photoshop Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-photoshop/
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- Liberate your body-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/liberate-your-body/
- Blender 3.0 - product preview-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/blender-30-product-preview/
- Ultimate Guide to Product Design: Design Thinking Approach-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/design-engaging-products-using-design-thinking/
- The Concept of Waste-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/the-concept-of-waste/
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- SOLAR COURSE for Beginners of Solar Energy--https://inventhigh.net/udemy/complete-course-for-beginners-for-solar-energy/
- Mastering Exchange Server with Powershell: Recipients-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/mastering-exchange-server-2016-with-powershell/
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- Lead Magnet Course 2023: Killer Lead Magnet for B2B Success-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/killer-lead-magnet-to-build-your-email-list-on-steroids/
- Google Cloud Professional Data Engineer - GCP - Exams - 2023-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/google-cloud-professional-data-engineer-gcp-exams/
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- Adobe Photoshop Projects Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-photoshop-cc-2020-master-course-y/
- Adobe Photoshop Project Management-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-project-management-with-photoshop-2020/
- Adobe Photoshop Print Design-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-print-design-with-photoshop-2020/
- Adobe Photoshop Presets-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-presets/
- Adobe Photoshop Preferences-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-preferences/
- Adobe Photoshop Photo Presets-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-photo-presets/
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- Adobe Photoshop Mobile Presets-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-mobile-presets/
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- Adobe Photoshop Graphic Design-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-graphic-design-with-photoshop-2020/
- Adobe Photoshop Filters-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-filters/
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- Adobe Photoshop Fill & Adjustment Layers-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-fill-adjustment-laye
- Adobe Photoshop File Management-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-file-management-with-photoshop-2020/
- Adobe Photoshop Extensions-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-extensions/
- Adobe Photoshop Export-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-export/
- Adobe Photoshop Brushes-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-brushes/
- Adobe Photoshop Automate-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-automate/
- Adobe Photoshop Art & Illustration Presets-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-photoshop-art-illustartion-presets/
- Adobe Photoshop App Design-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-app-design-with-photoshop-2020/
- Adobe Media Encoder Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-media-encode
- Adobe Live Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-adobe-live/
- Adobe Lightroom Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-lightroom-web/
- Adobe Lightroom Projects Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-lightroom-classic/
- Adobe Lightroom Basics Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/learn-basic-lightroom/
- AWS Certified Cloud Practitioner - Practice Exams - 2023-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/aws-certified-cloud-practitioner-latest-practice-exams/
- Sanitation & Wastewater Treatment Explained-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/wastewater-treatment-explained/
- Political Sociology- An Introduction-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/political-sociology-an-introduction/
- Personal Branding System 3.0: UNIQUE Secret for YOUR Success-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/personal-branding-master-course/
- Master Course in Sales Forecasting and Sales Management 2.0-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/sales-forecasting-sales-management-forecasting-models-sales-skills/
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- Dein Online-Business auf Autopilot mit Zapier!-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/online-business-automatisieren-mit-zapie
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- Adobe InDesign Ultimate Guide-https://inventhigh.net/udemy/adobe-indesign-cc-2020-master-course-q/
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2023.03.14 03:44 Due_Set7720 300+ Free Udemy Certificate Courses - Part -1 - 14/3/23
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2023.03.10 23:27 Blue0009 VERA Success Story!
 | I just want to take a second and give a shout out to VERA and the DROC folks in Florida. After no moment for months, I very much appreciate their letter and status update. While it's probably going to be a few more weeks if not months, I'll celebrate this. Drinks on Me!! Cheers! submitted by Blue0009 to VeteransBenefits [link] [comments] https://preview.redd.it/ri5qu8aiozma1.jpg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f0dcc24d41bf147a5fd4ce6a766442ca2cc23e9 |
2023.03.09 17:15 mossball652 How long does it take to find and secure an apartment? Feeling stressed at what I’ve read about online
Hey guys! For reference my fiancé lives in San Mateo but when we get married we want to move into the city, here are our requirements:
My question / TLDR: How far in advance should we start touring and applying to secure a place? Please let me know about your successful apartment hunting stories, and advice for us.
Thank you! :)
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- We’re looking for anywhere north of the mission district (excluding civic center area of the tenderloin lol)
- Our budget is 3k for a 1 bedroom (ideally above 700 sf)
- We need to move in in August or late July.
My question / TLDR: How far in advance should we start touring and applying to secure a place? Please let me know about your successful apartment hunting stories, and advice for us.
Thank you! :)
2023.03.07 03:17 cyborg008 Anyone noticing houses in their neighborhood having for rent signs?
So driving through my neighborhood in North Miami where I've lived for years and noticed a house a block away listed for rent. I thought it was so strange since I've seen the same people living there for years. I noticed a few other house with signs I thought were originally for sale listed as for rent in the area. I took a look at zillow and saw that it was listed as a 4/2 for 5k a month! I looked up the price history on the County search and it was listed for sale for 115k in 2014 foreclosure.
This is so insane to me considering it's a majority black neighborhood that's really ok at best. Has anyone else noticed this in their area?
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This is so insane to me considering it's a majority black neighborhood that's really ok at best. Has anyone else noticed this in their area?
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2023.03.04 03:38 JohnBarnesReddit Can you have a short term rental without owning the house? Here's a quick and to the point how to guide:
Short Term Rental Arbitrage With Stamor
Whether you’re thinking about starting your first short term rental or scaling upwards of 100 units, rental arbitrage is an incredibly useful technique. Short term rental arbitrage refers to a business model in which an individual leases a property on a long-term basis, typically a year or more, and then sublets the property as a short-term rental, typically for a few days or weeks at a time, to generate higher rental income. The individual earns a profit by charging a higher nightly rate for the short-term rentals than they are paying in monthly rent for the long-term lease.Here are the general steps to get started with short term rental arbitrage:
- Research your local market: Identify the locations and types of properties that are in high demand for short-term rentals, such as vacation rentals or business centers. Look for areas where there are high occupancy rates and high nightly rates.
- Find a property: Identify a property that fits the criteria you have established for your short-term rental business. You can look for properties on various online platforms, such as Craigslist, facebook, or Zillow. Alternatively, you can reach out to real estate agents or property managers in the area to help you find suitable properties.
- Negotiate a lease: Negotiate a lease with the property owner for a longer term, such as one year, and ensure that subleasing is permitted in the lease agreement. You'll want to make sure that the monthly rent is low enough to allow you to make a profit from short-term rentals.
- Furnish and decorate the property: Furnish and decorate the property to make it attractive to short-term renters. Consider including amenities such as high-speed internet, cable TV, and other features that are attractive to renters.
- List the property: List the property on short-term rental platforms such as https://stamor.us
- Manage the property: Manage the property and respond to guests' needs promptly. You may want to consider outsourcing management tasks, such as cleaning and maintenance, to a local property management company.
- Monitor your profitability: Track your revenue, expenses, and profits to ensure that the business is generating a profit. Adjust your pricing and marketing strategies as necessary to maximize your profits.
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2023.03.02 18:02 ES21007 Sensei From the Imperium Chapter 9: The Aimless and Abandoned
Apologies, but once again, another split chapter. This one will be a little more emotional for Cain.
Also, more different POV segments! Expect to see more of these in the following chapters as more people come into Blue Archive. Should provide a different experience, yeah?
I also changed Cain's excuse for hiding his hand to make it more believable. I do apologize, but it should be a minor change.
Enjoy!
*Chapter 9: The Aimless and Abandoned\*
"Thanks for treating us Sensei."
"It was no problem, Shiroko."
We finished our orders eventually, and in respect for the proprietor of the restaurant and any future customers, we vacated as soon as we were ready. It was an eventuality Serika was very much looking forward to. The speed with which she brought us to the front door was less "escorting" and more "kicking us out."
"Thank you very much for your patronage!" She thanked us with the same bright smile, if marred by the very obvious twitch in her eye. "Please, come back again!'
"Oh we will, Serika!" Hoshino laughed. "We'll be back tomorrow!"
Clearly, she had enough, and walking us out the door was basically undoing her chains, the screech of rage came seconds later. "JUST GO AWAY ALREADY!"
I'd feel a bit more sorry for the girl if she wasn't on my case from the morning, but honestly, she was just too easy. Her friends chuckled at her powerless rage as they bid me goodbye, separating from us to perform their duties for the afternoon. Soon, it was just me and a panting Serika, tired from her work and her slowly waning anger.
"Ugh, I hate them so much sometimes," she groaned, a familiar adage I heard even among old friends. She was about to go back inside when she laid her eyes on me, and it seems that she forgot about my presence entirely. "What are you still doing here?"
"Our partnership isn't quite over yet," I reminded her blandly. "I got the OK from the master to get a bar seat and I'll be paying for drinks so I won't waste his time or money." Just non-alcoholic juices, but liquids like that could be refreshing. I could, of course, opt to try one of the beers, but drinking together with underage students in the middle of a desert climate would do no favors for either my body or my reputation.
"... Right," she groaned. "Ugh, just don't let people think you're a stalker, got that?"
"Those inside already know we're involved because of how loudly you informed them," I reminded her with great dignity, an undeniable fact that made her cringe. They'd have to be deaf to not hear her outbursts. "I'd have little worry on that matter, and anyone new won't really care."
"I guess you're right." Unable to find fault with my logic, she made her way back inside. I heard calls for her to take care of a few tables, and soon she was back at work.
I waited for a moment as the Master took her place, coming outside the door with his usual steely gaze. "Quite the rapport you two have."
"The ineffable bond of teacher and student," I sardonically 'agreed'. I regarded him curiously, noting that her demeanor towards the Master was quite different. "Doesn't seem to apply to you though."
"I'm familiar, you aren't," he explained bluntly. "A bit cagey on trusting more people, that one." He then diverted his gaze to the sandy wasteland around us. "Can't blame her too much."
So it seems the FTF wasn't alone in feeling a little distrust towards outsiders… Or perhaps it was specifically the other schools and the GSC. Ayane seemed naturally warmer and staked a lot on calling me here. Perhaps meeting her expectations with everything I'd done was enough for her, but Serika needed a little more than that.
I suppose it made sense. She WAS part cat after all. A stray cat you had to make an effort so they'd warm up to you. "I'll just have to take my time with that one."
"Time and action," the canine chef amended for me. "And from how it looks, you're good on that second bit. Haven't forgotten our little arrangement."
That was unexpectedly open of him. I suppose the man gave praise as bluntly as his orders if he felt the need. "Thank you. I hope we'll have enough time for the rift to fix itself."
"Let's hope." He was about to go inside when he gave me an uncomfortably inquisitive eye. "Are you SURE you want the house special? I won't say no to more money, but that seems like it'll be a little over your weight requirements."
I'm one hundred percent sure I don't. One dish was enough to convince me of the man's proficiency at his craft, but adding one of his specials to my meals for the day would leave me bloated as a particularly ravenous planetary governor. He inferred that I was a warrior as well, and advised me because such consumption would spell the death of me. His concern was noted and respected, but unneeded.
"... It's for a friend." I threw out the usual pathetic excuse for such obvious blunders, but sadly, I wasn't giving him any frak. It wasn't for me at all.
The only lie was it being for a friend. I wasn't ready for that little development in our relationship. Frankly, I wasn't even sure if I wanted the Master to buy my excuse or not.
He held my gaze a moment longer and shrugged. "I suppose I won't question that." Internally, I sighed in relief. It seemed that so long as it wouldn't affect him and his, he would be fine. He turned back to the entrance. "Now get in here instead of standing outside like a fool."
"Wow Sensei! We're friends already?" The little AI wiggled with glee in my mind as I entered.
I tried not to make my smile seem so wooden at her question. "You'll get your meal soon enough, Arona."
"Yay! Thanks Sensei!"
I wasn't going to answer that question quite yet. Perhaps Serika wasn't the only one who needed more time.
—-
"Ugh… Another job done…"
Serika wiped her face as she clocked out for the day, finally done with her shift at 5:00. With her uniform back on her and Sincerity at her side once more, she felt comfortable and complete, and with another paycheck in tow, she could feel a little satisfied too. It was just 8000 yen, a good rate for a few hours but it was money she earned, money she thanked the Master for as she left.
It was way less than what she earned this morning alongside HIM, but she'd take it.
She frowned as she remembered that, her check feeling a little lighter than it was a second ago. It only felt lighter when she left the restaurant and saw him park the car in front, ready and waiting for her to get inside.
Neither of them talked as she entered and took a seat up front without a word. The silence was broken once she closed the door, and he took that as a signal to talk.
"So where's the next job?"
Business then? Fine. She could deal with that. "Carrying and delivering stuff around the district."
"Sounds quite taxing," he said matter-of-factly. He then reached out to the back and her eyes bulged when he brought to her a steaming hot bowl that was unmistakable. How many of those had she served to other people with her very own hands today?
"Your favorite. Eat up before we get there."
He wasn't lying either. It was seafood, her absolute favorite. Prohibitively expensive in a desert, but this was the very meal that led her to become a regular at Shiba Seki because she got her first taste for free. How the Master knew she'd like it was a mystery she never figured out, but that was the first of many meals there, and why she'd always be loyal to him.
Damn Sensei. He probably asked the Master for ways to bribe her. But it was too tempting to resist, so she took it.
"... Thanks," she mumbled. She did her best to appreciate it in the middle of a car ride, one he drove notably slowly so it wouldn't be hard for her. It tasted incredible, especially after more than twelve hours without a decent bite to eat while suffering through other people getting better meals of their own. But it was marred by her own thoughts being a dizzying whirlpool centered around the frustrating teacher beside her.
Things only became more confusing as he helped her out through the job, and she was able to deliver way more than she expected because he kept several items in the trunk and even helped her carry the heavier items, allowing them to keep bringing more stuff instead of having to go back to the stall every time. Oh, it still took a HELL of a long time, but they managed to score a good 10k from driving and hauling stuff around. They even got a 5k bonus because the owners were quite happy with them fending off the Helmet Gang.
Way more money than she could have gotten on her own.
As the surprised and delighted shopkeeper gratefully handed her the paycheck, she stuffed it in her bag, completely unsure of what to think.
When she got back to the car, she found him carrying an empty bowl of ramen in hand, staring at it with dissatisfaction. He sighed and put it back in the paper bag that held it before he realized she was there.
She narrowed her eyes in suspicion. "Did you seriously get another bowl of ramen from the Master?"
"Along with the order a while ago, yes," he explained. "First time I've had it and I quite like it. Just making up for lost time, you know?"
"Glad you're having fun on the job." She shot back at him as she got into the car.
"Thought that was more of your thing," he said as he drove back to the main road. "That was three jobs already. Are you sure you don't want to stop for the day?"
Stop now?! What was he thinking?! "How can I stop?! We still have so much to pay off, so much to do…"
"Including defending your school." His hard interruption silenced her. "Being tired will make you more vulnerable, and any of you getting taken down or kidnapped will be debilitating to all of us."
"All of us?"
Something snapped within her at his casual inclusion into the club. "You're NOT one of us."
He paused at her enraged correction, seemingly not realizing what he even said, before he sighed. "Perhaps not. But I would be affected all the same."
"Why? Because your job would be harder if I was gone?" She practically snarled. "Yeah, I guess that would affect you a bit, huh?"
"Yes it would," he answered with infinite patience, treating her like a child throwing a tantrum. "You're one of my students. Of course I would care."
"Because it's a teacher's job to care?! She threw back at him. "Yeah, that's real nice to know! You're just doing all this because you'll get paid?! Because that's what you're supposed to do?!"
Her fist echoed throughout the car as she slammed it on the dashboard. "I'll never follow an aimless adult like you!"
The car slammed to a screeching halt, and she probably would have been thrown forward if she wasn't wearing a seat belt. What, was he going to threaten her and scare her just like that? What did he think of himself?
"Nice driving." She rolled her eyes as he didn't say a word and looked outside. She was momentarily caught off-guard when she realized that this was the convenience store she took up a job in.
"This is the correct address, isn't it?"
She flinched at how utterly cold his voice was. She could practically feel her skin crawl. Lost for words, she wasn't sure what to say next when she turned back to him.
He was looking down, the shade of his peaked cap hiding his eyes, the only expression visible to her being his ever so slightly downturned lips.
She froze in fear. Suddenly, she remembered that he was bigger than her, in control of the car and also had a chainsaw on him. She could almost see his shadow ominously looming over her, his foul mood practically seizing her throat and making her unable to breathe.
Her trance was broken by a snap behind her. She whipped her head back in reflexive fear, only to see that to her surprise, the door was open.
He was… Just letting her go?
"Take care of yourself at work, Kuromi."
She stilled once again at hearing her name said with arctic frost, colder than any desert night Throughout the day, he'd always called everyone by their first names, joking around with them when they tried to have fun, and even when things were serious his voice was stern, or even angry at worst when he addressed their enemies.
Now, none of that warmth was there. It was like she was dead to him.
She couldn't bear any more. She threw open the door and practically fled from him without saying a single word.
Seeking false shelter inside the building, she panted hard, trying to calm herself down. She couldn't when she realized what she had done.
She hurt him. Whatever she said stung him deep inside. Everyone would wonder why he was acting so distant or doing worse at his job and then she'd have to tell everyone why.
No, that wasn't the worst part. That was just thinking of how it affected her, like she thought he did. Whether or not she was right, he'd done nothing but help her, all of them, while he was here and she repaid him by lashing out at him.
She was about to go back outside when she heard the engines start once more and go further away, leaving her stranded in the store.
Yeah… That sounded about right. She basically asked for this, didn't she?
"Um… Miss? Are you alright?"
She suddenly realized she wasn't alone and found several people staring at her with trepidation, wondering why she was acting like she was in the middle of a crime.
She willed herself to be calm and put on a shaky smile. "Uh, n-no, I'm here for a part-time job. Kuromi Serika?"
The proprietor definitely didn't like finding out his part-timer had just disrupted the store. "I see. Please come with me to the back?"
What a fantastic first impression to make. She nervously tried to center herself once more and get back into her groove. She had other things to think about now. The school. Her friends. Abydos itself.
Certainly not somebody who just came in out of nowhere… And started giving her friends hope.
This was going to be a terrible job.
—
I don't know how long I lay hunched over in the silence of our car, the sound of Serika slamming the door giving way to nothingness.
"Sensei? Are you alright?"
I really, really didn't need to hear anything from her right now.
"I'm sorry… Maybe if I hadn't asked for food…"
"Don't," I sighed in resignation, unable to ignore such needless self-blame as I leaned back on the chair and stared at the colorless roof of my transport. "She was looking for an excuse. Something would have happened sooner or later."
"OK." She didn't sound much better, but she appreciated my effort at least. "Why don't you eat then? Maybe you'll feel better once you grab a bite."
Perhaps. At the very least, the meal will give me something to mull over than this travesty of a night. Fortunately, I knew exactly where to go, and it was just nearby.
Whether consciously or not, Serika picked a place that wasn't too far from Shiba Seki Ramen. It was a shining beacon in the night streets of the desert, inviting warm shelter and food to anyone who entered. I parked the car nearby and went inside.
At first glance, the restaurant was the same as before, with wooden walls and furniture and the counter all set up. However, the simple change of the darkness outside leading to the use of the lights gave it a more intimate atmosphere. The fact that he was the lone customer made the place feel like a private bar, just for me. Music now playing through the speakers above helped set the ambiance, though I derived some small bit of amusement that instead of a lone piano or a jazz quartet, the cheesiest of pedestrian love songs seemed to be playing in the background. Really, it had its own charm.
"Didn't expect to see you back so soon."
The Master was there at the counter as he expected. "Didn't expect to be back," I said as I took a seat. The rough smile on the chef's face became a frown a second later.
"You look like crap. Tough day at work?"
"All fine until the end," I answered blankly. "Things kind of blew up."
Silence came between us, lingering uncomfortably even through the music, until he passed me the menu.
"Feel like you can make your own order now?"
Now that I had a handle on it? Honestly, I could. "Miso. With extra meat, if you please." That soup was quite invigorating to the throat, and I did feel like indulging to get things off my mind.
He nodded before handing me a glass of water to wet my whistle. "Good, good. Take your time. Anything else?"
I accepted the drink with thanks and downed the basic yet vital life-giving liquid, the dryness in my throat leaving immediately. I then gave the menu another once-over. I wasn't really in the mood for any other appetizers and nothing really caught my eye until I eyed the drinks. Why not? I was all alone and it was the end of the long day. "Your recommendation for beer." Amasec deserved to be savored. Beer was stuff you used when you didn't want to think.
"So long as I don't have to pick you up off the floor afterwards, that'll be fine." With that, he turned his back to me and began working the kitchen. After washing his hands, he heated up the pots and started working on the noodles, washing and heating them up for my consumption.
"So how was my special? Did your friend like it?"
Amazingly, he sincerely believed that I wasn't overindulging on his meals. Humility and good instinct, I suppose. "Well? The master asks how his craft was received," I asked the one who partook of it.
"Incredible! So many different flavors and I could taste all of them without any of them overpowering the other!" Arona raved in my mind with utter glee, practically salivating over the memory. "10 outta 10, would eat again!"
"The balance of flavors spoke to her very soul," I summarized with a bit of cheese. "It's making me look forward to my next taste of your cooking."
"Heh. It better have." He was preparing the meat now, and more. He was doing several things at once to swiftly prepare my meal, from making the soup to readying the meat, and the skill of a master chef continued to elude and fascinate me as it ever did, let alone one who was a dog. "And Serika?"
The man clearly knew how to segue into conversations as well as he could cook. "Loved it, as you said. Taste seemed to have been marred by the company though."
"... A shame." After a small pause, he brushed over that little glance into our rough partnership and continued on. "I suppose it didn't affect her work though."
"Indeed not. She pushed herself hard and earned her keep." Energized as she was by her favorite meal from this establishment, she was able to keep going with gusto. I felt like one of my colleagues assigned to the over-enthusiastic Kriegers, having to hold those suicidal gas-masked boys back from running themselves into the ground (said ground usually being an early grave) rather than forcing them to fight on. Not quite as morbid, of course, but I shared the sentiment.
"Good. What was the job this time?"
"Delivery of various items. We were able to push for more and heavier objects because of our car." By that I mean, she did, once we saw what could fit in our transport.
"I assume you helped her carry a few?"
"... One or two." If I was in my older body, my back would have hated me for it.
He gave a knowing chuckle, expecting my reply. "Heh. You better have. Would've given you the stink-eye if you didn't." Which was why I did it of course. Keeping my reputation spotless would only be a boon to me, and I broke my back in both this life and the last to keep it that way. "So where is she now?"
"There's a convenience store nearby where she's working. She doesn't want me around, so I'll be bothering you here until it's over and I can take her to the nearest train."
"Space can be good sometimes," he mused as he began stirring and tasting the broth. "So what's your plan for the night? Still staying back at the school?"
"I was going to ask for advice on that. The girls all want to go back home for the night." They needed to get more supplies from their homes. Maybe I'll be sleeping in a better mattress tomorrow if they bring one. As for me, I didn't want to be left alone inside a basically dead academy. Call me superstitious, but in a galaxy full of warp-spawned terrors and the fact that I basically came back from the dead, I certainly didn't feel like some loony conspiracy theorist. "I don't feel confident about my prospects though."
"Hotel and tourism industry isn't exactly well off here," he confirmed for me, though we both knew we didn't need it. He raised his thumb towards the roof without even looking at me or stopping his work. "I can put you up here for the night."
Now that was something I wasn't expecting. "Really?"
"Have a spare room in case I need part-timers to stay overnight. If it's not cold nights, it's sandstorms. They get real bad around here."
"I don't even need to see one to know that." I could just open the door and look outside to see the effects. I considered his offer and shrugged. It was a better idea than anything else I had, and I could even indulge myself in this brand new delicacy for breakfast. "I just might take you up on your offer. Do I have to pay you for that?"
He actually swatted his hand as if the very suggestion annoyed him. "Bah. After all the work you did chasing off those gangers and actually giving a damn about this place, getting all my ramen for the day? Consider it reimbursement for public service."
For once, my superior's failure to properly address the district's problems was actually to my benefit. Having to deal with all this chaos in exchange for free room and board above a restaurant? Eh, I'll take what I can get.
And that included this fresh, steaming hot bowl placed right in front of me, the scintillating aroma heightening my anticipation for the coming meal. Beef, eggs and seaweed accompanied the noodles floating within. "Lucky you, literally hot off the pot. Enjoy."
"Oh, I will." I was about to reach for my chopsticks when I thought that I might as well start integrating local customs into my behavior, if only so I wouldn't draw odd looks from others nearby. I clapped my hands together in prayer for a few seconds, enough to perform the traditional giving of thanks. "Itadakimasu."
My appreciation got an amused grunt of approval from the Master as I broke my chopsticks apart and placed them aside. I then took my spoon and tasted the soup. The warm broth flowed through my mouth and invigorated my throat as it went down, and the noodles that soaked up its flavor and heat only added to it. The toppings completed the taste with a solid finish, and just like before I quickly and gratefully partook of the meal.
After a few cycles of eating, a small can was placed beside me, a silver can emblazoned with some mythical creature, the word "Qilin Ichiban" written in plain Gothic identifying it. The number one Qilin, huh? "Your beer. Simple stuff, but it'll do."
Frankly, so long as it could get me even a little buzzed, I'd take it. I flipped open the seal, the trapped air inside escaping with a satisfying burst, and took my drink.
Ahh, my first taste of alcohol here, and it was good. Not too strong, but had enough of a hit to get you in a good mood. Best of all, it was a fine accompaniment to my meal, its dryness complementing the invigorating warmth of the ramen.
I ate a little faster at that, adding chugs of beer to my consumption of the ramen bowl, with occasional drinks of provided water to make sure my stomach and throat won't be dry. It was a great meal, and eventually, I poured all of the deliciously soothing miso straight into my mouth to finish all of it off.
"A true delicacy," I praised the Master as wiped my mouth with the provided tissue. "More refreshing than the last one, I'll say." I've really gotten a taste for this soup, a true balm to soothe the body and mind. At least it's blessedly common, unlike, say… Tanna.
Emperor, I could really do with a bowl of THAT right about now.
He crossed his arms and gave a rough grin at my praise. "If it isn't refreshing, it's not good miso." He looked at my now finished beer can, then back at me. "You've got time before the end of her shift right? You staying or paying?"
I considered the idea. Well, she probably doesn't want me there, and nearby anyway. I might as well indulge.
"Paying for more beer," I answered, the reply drawing a snicker from the good chef as he placed another can down in front of me while the music died down.
"Heh. Don't they always." As I placed my finger on the ring to open up the can, he saw fit to give me another surprise. "So what did that fiery little kit say?"
My finger slipped, pulling the ring with more force than strictly necessary. By that I mean it came clean off, the snap of aluminum and the expulsion of air going off like I'd fired my laspistol. In the silence of the bar, it only echoed even louder.
And then the ballads sounded once more, and I sighed as I felt that there was little point in hiding it.
"It started when she noticed the extra ramen bowl I had, figuring that I was taking things too easy on the job," I began recounting to him as I stared at my untouched drink. "Then when I said that it would be hard on all of us, she took exception to the idea that I was one of them. And then she thought I was just helping them so I could make my job easier." And she wasn't wrong there. She didn't actually know she was right, suspicious little thing that she was, but even a blind ork hit a bullseye with his shoota once in a while.
"That's not why you're here," the Master said, inferring correctly. If it was just those, I could easily placate her, but I was dissuaded by what followed. "What else did she say?"
I paused, wondering if I should continue on, before deciding to say frak to all of it. Nobody was here but a walking, talking, cooking dog, and in that moment, it would be inaccurate to say I was too tired to care. I was just tired of caring.
I picked up my drink and downed the entire thing in one go. I placed it down and let out a terrible sigh.
"She said she would never follow an aimless adult like me."
She said I was aimless. And she was right.
What was I doing here? I'd lived my life… Really, that was the problem. I already lived my life. In a deadly galaxy, soldiering in an army where millions died, going through disasters that should've done me in a thousand times over… I'd lived through it all. I lived to be an old man in a galaxy where many died young, with a lovely woman in my arms and an unfailingly devoted and loyal friend at my side, even when I deserved neither of them. Surviving by the skin of my teeth in order to have a taste of the easy life kept me going, but I succeeded in that until the end.
I survived my first day basically on autopilot, went through the next four just trying to comprehend the utter insanity of my situation, then went through the motions for yesterday and today. But then that little feline threw it into my face that I had no idea why I even bothered.
So really, what the hell was I doing here?
"How long have you been here again?" I looked up from my drink to find the Master looking at me without a single hint of judgment in his eyes.
"... Six days," I answered him, not sure where he was going with this.
"While I do believe all it takes to change someone is a single moment, it's significantly harder for that to happen if they keep doing the same crap over and over again." He raised a questioning eyebrow. "That apply to you?"
Let's see… Basically one and a half days of fighting in the frontlines like I always had to do in the guard, then four and a half days of sitting on my butt trying to make sense of this insane city. The only time anything changed with me was when I was introduced to the wonders of the part-time job.
So all in all, not very much.
"Not much change there," I acknowledged, still not understanding. "Why do you ask?"
"Whether or not you know why, you still saved this city, and you're helping these kids," he insisted. "You're doing a good job of it, and that only comes with purpose. So you have one, whether or not you know it."
I ruminated on that. As ever, I did my best to keep myself alive and my reputation spotless and strong. And then I took on this job here, at risk to the former and in service to the latter. So really, just business as usual for old Ciaphas Cain.
I did say I defaulted to my instincts, and Ciaphas Cain was a survivor. A fraudulent one, but I hacked it out for two centuries and I suppose my mind and body defaulted to keep on doing it here, all with the proposition of figuring out why I had to keep on doing it in the first place.
I suppose I could deal with that.
"I'll think on that," I said to the Master with a smile. "Water please. Wouldn't be good to drink too much and drive." Otherwise I'd have Jurgen's roadside manners without any of his skill, and that would just lead to me being pancaked on the road, and only me. These girls were monstrously durable like that.
And so did I choose to spend the rest of Serika's shift cooling my parched throat with water and occasional visits to the restroom. He didn't ask me anything else, content to leave me alone with my thoughts, a gesture I was grateful for.
The comfortable silence between us was absolutely destroyed by a sound I was only too familiar with.
The ear-splitting thunder crack of artillery fire.
—-
"Ugh… This sucks…"
Her last job definitely wasn't a good way to end the day. She was constantly distracted, got a few orders and calculations of change wrong, and overall just wasn't as good as she usually was. In the end, she was let go an hour early, with another staff member taking her place.
Walking the streets home was a normal thing for her. She never felt anything during those times, merely wanting to go home, though with the thought of a well-earned paycheck lightening her steps. Now, she was rather extravagantly fed and had help going around instead of doing everything all on her own, but she was listless.
If she hadn't been such an idiot, she'd be having a car ride to the nearest train station. Now, despite feeling less tired, her wallet was lighter and her steps never felt heavier.
He probably left her to find a hotel or something, somewhere he could actually sleep instead of the crappy bedroll they gave him. If he was sleeping already, she wouldn't blame him.
But maybe…
She sighed and took out her phone, thumbing over her contacts to go to the new one here, simply labeled "that new guy."
She cringed. She hadn't even really called him a Sensei at all. What was wrong with her?
She pressed the icon and then couldn't do anymore right after. Her fingers hovered over the call or message buttons, and she couldn't even bring herself to decide.
She shook her head and forced herself to press the message button. If she needed to say anything, she'd have to say it in person.
Any thought after that was gone from her mind, as a deafening explosion came from behind her, and then her world was engulfed in smoke
"What… Was…?"
She looked up to see the shadowy forms of helmets coming through the smoke. She grit her teeth and reached for her gun, only to find that it wasn't at her side.
She was riddled with bullets soon after, and she couldn't move anymore. She saw them moving for her phone, and heard sinister laughs right after.
Her last thought was bemoaning how he was going to get hurt because of her stupidity, and then her consciousness left her.
—-
For a moment, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. We were being shelled now? How and why?!
It could only be the Helmet Gang. Their backer must have upped the ante and granted them a heavy artillery piece. But what the hell was worth shelling all the way out here?
When no other cracks of thunder followed, I wondered if their target was down and what it could be. The only thing important around here was the academy…
… And its students…
"What was that for?! Why are they even attacking this sandblasted place?!" the Master snarled.
"Serika," I whispered out, even though it sounded insane. Was this an assassination attempt?! Only in this Emperor-damned city could that make any sense, but that was the only possible idea I found. She'd been putting her name out online to get jobs, and they must have sniffed out her workplace and caught her unawares. If only I had been there…
… No. If I was with her, I'd be dead. Emperor, she did just save my life by telling me to frak off.
My phone vibrated, snapping me out of my reverie, and I quickly opened it to see it was from the girl herself.
"Help me Sensei! I got ambushed by the Helmet Gang in front of the convenience store on the main road! I need you!"
I stared at the message and felt my face etch itself into stone. Well. That said it all.
"You look like you're about to go to war." I turned towards the Master, his eyes returning to that piercing gaze I saw him with all day.
"You guessed right." I pushed myself off my chair. "Thank you for the meal, but I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to put it on my tab."
"Get that feisty little cat back in here by tomorrow and you won't have one."
Despite myself, I couldn't stop the sardonic grin forming on my face. "Thank you. You can be sure she'll work it off."
With that, I walked out into the night streets and reached for my phone. I opened up the group chat for the Foreclosure Task Force and rang a call. It would go out to all of them.
I was completely unsurprised that Hoshino opened up first. "Hey Sensei, you interrupted my nap… What's up?" she yawned. I didn't buy it for a second, but I had other priorities.
As the other Task Force members answered the call, I made the catastrophic announcement. "Serika's in trouble. We have to rescue her."
A flurry of shouts and cries of alarm followed, and I silenced them all as I told them to meet up in the main district as soon as they could.
It was time to get our feline spitfire back.
—
The wooden doors of Shiba Seki Ramen let in a small billow of the desert night air as they opened, and just as quickly as it came in it was gone as they snapped shut. He was alone once again.
The situation looked pretty awful all things considered. His part-timer was in trouble and the only one she could rely on right now was her Sensei.
Despite all that, he couldn't help but smile at the trail of the man who just left. The lost expression when he revealed his state of mind changed into alarm at finding out his student was in trouble, and then transformed into the grim determination needed to get her back.
"Aimless." He couldn't help but chuckle at the very thought. "So he says. Silly bastard doesn't even know he already has his reason to be here."
*Chapter 9: The Aimless and Abandoned, END\*
A grand thank you to Doc43Souls for helping me to beta this chapter. For those of you who like Ciaphas Cain Crossovers, he also beta'ed "Jurgen Get the Melta!", a Goblin Slayer crossover by The Great Wizzard! Give it a try!
Hopefully this is the most unlikable Serika ever gets. Did I do too much? Well, at least it'll end. And she ate an artillery shell for it because yes, these students are that stupidly, ridiculously durable. It's also from a real artillery piece, just like the rest of them. You'll find out what it is next time.
As it should be obvious by now, Cain isn't in a good place mentally. Serika hasn't seen through him, but she hit on a big issue of his right now. What do you do when you've gotten everything you wanted in life, and now you have to make a new one?
I also contrasted this with the original Sensei who got the exact same insult and basically took it in a stride. Oh, and she also called him a stalker, but that's not relevant to our current interests. Serika's reason for disliking Cain-Sensei is quite different from OG Sensei, and that will be fully explained next time.
The promised action will come next chapter as we follow the FTF getting their cat back.
Should only be a few days before that happens. See you then!
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Also, more different POV segments! Expect to see more of these in the following chapters as more people come into Blue Archive. Should provide a different experience, yeah?
I also changed Cain's excuse for hiding his hand to make it more believable. I do apologize, but it should be a minor change.
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*Chapter 9: The Aimless and Abandoned\*
"Thanks for treating us Sensei."
"It was no problem, Shiroko."
We finished our orders eventually, and in respect for the proprietor of the restaurant and any future customers, we vacated as soon as we were ready. It was an eventuality Serika was very much looking forward to. The speed with which she brought us to the front door was less "escorting" and more "kicking us out."
"Thank you very much for your patronage!" She thanked us with the same bright smile, if marred by the very obvious twitch in her eye. "Please, come back again!'
"Oh we will, Serika!" Hoshino laughed. "We'll be back tomorrow!"
Clearly, she had enough, and walking us out the door was basically undoing her chains, the screech of rage came seconds later. "JUST GO AWAY ALREADY!"
I'd feel a bit more sorry for the girl if she wasn't on my case from the morning, but honestly, she was just too easy. Her friends chuckled at her powerless rage as they bid me goodbye, separating from us to perform their duties for the afternoon. Soon, it was just me and a panting Serika, tired from her work and her slowly waning anger.
"Ugh, I hate them so much sometimes," she groaned, a familiar adage I heard even among old friends. She was about to go back inside when she laid her eyes on me, and it seems that she forgot about my presence entirely. "What are you still doing here?"
"Our partnership isn't quite over yet," I reminded her blandly. "I got the OK from the master to get a bar seat and I'll be paying for drinks so I won't waste his time or money." Just non-alcoholic juices, but liquids like that could be refreshing. I could, of course, opt to try one of the beers, but drinking together with underage students in the middle of a desert climate would do no favors for either my body or my reputation.
"... Right," she groaned. "Ugh, just don't let people think you're a stalker, got that?"
"Those inside already know we're involved because of how loudly you informed them," I reminded her with great dignity, an undeniable fact that made her cringe. They'd have to be deaf to not hear her outbursts. "I'd have little worry on that matter, and anyone new won't really care."
"I guess you're right." Unable to find fault with my logic, she made her way back inside. I heard calls for her to take care of a few tables, and soon she was back at work.
I waited for a moment as the Master took her place, coming outside the door with his usual steely gaze. "Quite the rapport you two have."
"The ineffable bond of teacher and student," I sardonically 'agreed'. I regarded him curiously, noting that her demeanor towards the Master was quite different. "Doesn't seem to apply to you though."
"I'm familiar, you aren't," he explained bluntly. "A bit cagey on trusting more people, that one." He then diverted his gaze to the sandy wasteland around us. "Can't blame her too much."
So it seems the FTF wasn't alone in feeling a little distrust towards outsiders… Or perhaps it was specifically the other schools and the GSC. Ayane seemed naturally warmer and staked a lot on calling me here. Perhaps meeting her expectations with everything I'd done was enough for her, but Serika needed a little more than that.
I suppose it made sense. She WAS part cat after all. A stray cat you had to make an effort so they'd warm up to you. "I'll just have to take my time with that one."
"Time and action," the canine chef amended for me. "And from how it looks, you're good on that second bit. Haven't forgotten our little arrangement."
That was unexpectedly open of him. I suppose the man gave praise as bluntly as his orders if he felt the need. "Thank you. I hope we'll have enough time for the rift to fix itself."
"Let's hope." He was about to go inside when he gave me an uncomfortably inquisitive eye. "Are you SURE you want the house special? I won't say no to more money, but that seems like it'll be a little over your weight requirements."
I'm one hundred percent sure I don't. One dish was enough to convince me of the man's proficiency at his craft, but adding one of his specials to my meals for the day would leave me bloated as a particularly ravenous planetary governor. He inferred that I was a warrior as well, and advised me because such consumption would spell the death of me. His concern was noted and respected, but unneeded.
"... It's for a friend." I threw out the usual pathetic excuse for such obvious blunders, but sadly, I wasn't giving him any frak. It wasn't for me at all.
The only lie was it being for a friend. I wasn't ready for that little development in our relationship. Frankly, I wasn't even sure if I wanted the Master to buy my excuse or not.
He held my gaze a moment longer and shrugged. "I suppose I won't question that." Internally, I sighed in relief. It seemed that so long as it wouldn't affect him and his, he would be fine. He turned back to the entrance. "Now get in here instead of standing outside like a fool."
"Wow Sensei! We're friends already?" The little AI wiggled with glee in my mind as I entered.
I tried not to make my smile seem so wooden at her question. "You'll get your meal soon enough, Arona."
"Yay! Thanks Sensei!"
I wasn't going to answer that question quite yet. Perhaps Serika wasn't the only one who needed more time.
—-
"Ugh… Another job done…"
Serika wiped her face as she clocked out for the day, finally done with her shift at 5:00. With her uniform back on her and Sincerity at her side once more, she felt comfortable and complete, and with another paycheck in tow, she could feel a little satisfied too. It was just 8000 yen, a good rate for a few hours but it was money she earned, money she thanked the Master for as she left.
It was way less than what she earned this morning alongside HIM, but she'd take it.
She frowned as she remembered that, her check feeling a little lighter than it was a second ago. It only felt lighter when she left the restaurant and saw him park the car in front, ready and waiting for her to get inside.
Neither of them talked as she entered and took a seat up front without a word. The silence was broken once she closed the door, and he took that as a signal to talk.
"So where's the next job?"
Business then? Fine. She could deal with that. "Carrying and delivering stuff around the district."
"Sounds quite taxing," he said matter-of-factly. He then reached out to the back and her eyes bulged when he brought to her a steaming hot bowl that was unmistakable. How many of those had she served to other people with her very own hands today?
"Your favorite. Eat up before we get there."
He wasn't lying either. It was seafood, her absolute favorite. Prohibitively expensive in a desert, but this was the very meal that led her to become a regular at Shiba Seki because she got her first taste for free. How the Master knew she'd like it was a mystery she never figured out, but that was the first of many meals there, and why she'd always be loyal to him.
Damn Sensei. He probably asked the Master for ways to bribe her. But it was too tempting to resist, so she took it.
"... Thanks," she mumbled. She did her best to appreciate it in the middle of a car ride, one he drove notably slowly so it wouldn't be hard for her. It tasted incredible, especially after more than twelve hours without a decent bite to eat while suffering through other people getting better meals of their own. But it was marred by her own thoughts being a dizzying whirlpool centered around the frustrating teacher beside her.
Things only became more confusing as he helped her out through the job, and she was able to deliver way more than she expected because he kept several items in the trunk and even helped her carry the heavier items, allowing them to keep bringing more stuff instead of having to go back to the stall every time. Oh, it still took a HELL of a long time, but they managed to score a good 10k from driving and hauling stuff around. They even got a 5k bonus because the owners were quite happy with them fending off the Helmet Gang.
Way more money than she could have gotten on her own.
As the surprised and delighted shopkeeper gratefully handed her the paycheck, she stuffed it in her bag, completely unsure of what to think.
When she got back to the car, she found him carrying an empty bowl of ramen in hand, staring at it with dissatisfaction. He sighed and put it back in the paper bag that held it before he realized she was there.
She narrowed her eyes in suspicion. "Did you seriously get another bowl of ramen from the Master?"
"Along with the order a while ago, yes," he explained. "First time I've had it and I quite like it. Just making up for lost time, you know?"
"Glad you're having fun on the job." She shot back at him as she got into the car.
"Thought that was more of your thing," he said as he drove back to the main road. "That was three jobs already. Are you sure you don't want to stop for the day?"
Stop now?! What was he thinking?! "How can I stop?! We still have so much to pay off, so much to do…"
"Including defending your school." His hard interruption silenced her. "Being tired will make you more vulnerable, and any of you getting taken down or kidnapped will be debilitating to all of us."
"All of us?"
Something snapped within her at his casual inclusion into the club. "You're NOT one of us."
He paused at her enraged correction, seemingly not realizing what he even said, before he sighed. "Perhaps not. But I would be affected all the same."
"Why? Because your job would be harder if I was gone?" She practically snarled. "Yeah, I guess that would affect you a bit, huh?"
"Yes it would," he answered with infinite patience, treating her like a child throwing a tantrum. "You're one of my students. Of course I would care."
"Because it's a teacher's job to care?! She threw back at him. "Yeah, that's real nice to know! You're just doing all this because you'll get paid?! Because that's what you're supposed to do?!"
Her fist echoed throughout the car as she slammed it on the dashboard. "I'll never follow an aimless adult like you!"
The car slammed to a screeching halt, and she probably would have been thrown forward if she wasn't wearing a seat belt. What, was he going to threaten her and scare her just like that? What did he think of himself?
"Nice driving." She rolled her eyes as he didn't say a word and looked outside. She was momentarily caught off-guard when she realized that this was the convenience store she took up a job in.
"This is the correct address, isn't it?"
She flinched at how utterly cold his voice was. She could practically feel her skin crawl. Lost for words, she wasn't sure what to say next when she turned back to him.
He was looking down, the shade of his peaked cap hiding his eyes, the only expression visible to her being his ever so slightly downturned lips.
She froze in fear. Suddenly, she remembered that he was bigger than her, in control of the car and also had a chainsaw on him. She could almost see his shadow ominously looming over her, his foul mood practically seizing her throat and making her unable to breathe.
Her trance was broken by a snap behind her. She whipped her head back in reflexive fear, only to see that to her surprise, the door was open.
He was… Just letting her go?
"Take care of yourself at work, Kuromi."
She stilled once again at hearing her name said with arctic frost, colder than any desert night Throughout the day, he'd always called everyone by their first names, joking around with them when they tried to have fun, and even when things were serious his voice was stern, or even angry at worst when he addressed their enemies.
Now, none of that warmth was there. It was like she was dead to him.
She couldn't bear any more. She threw open the door and practically fled from him without saying a single word.
Seeking false shelter inside the building, she panted hard, trying to calm herself down. She couldn't when she realized what she had done.
She hurt him. Whatever she said stung him deep inside. Everyone would wonder why he was acting so distant or doing worse at his job and then she'd have to tell everyone why.
No, that wasn't the worst part. That was just thinking of how it affected her, like she thought he did. Whether or not she was right, he'd done nothing but help her, all of them, while he was here and she repaid him by lashing out at him.
She was about to go back outside when she heard the engines start once more and go further away, leaving her stranded in the store.
Yeah… That sounded about right. She basically asked for this, didn't she?
"Um… Miss? Are you alright?"
She suddenly realized she wasn't alone and found several people staring at her with trepidation, wondering why she was acting like she was in the middle of a crime.
She willed herself to be calm and put on a shaky smile. "Uh, n-no, I'm here for a part-time job. Kuromi Serika?"
The proprietor definitely didn't like finding out his part-timer had just disrupted the store. "I see. Please come with me to the back?"
What a fantastic first impression to make. She nervously tried to center herself once more and get back into her groove. She had other things to think about now. The school. Her friends. Abydos itself.
Certainly not somebody who just came in out of nowhere… And started giving her friends hope.
This was going to be a terrible job.
—
I don't know how long I lay hunched over in the silence of our car, the sound of Serika slamming the door giving way to nothingness.
"Sensei? Are you alright?"
I really, really didn't need to hear anything from her right now.
"I'm sorry… Maybe if I hadn't asked for food…"
"Don't," I sighed in resignation, unable to ignore such needless self-blame as I leaned back on the chair and stared at the colorless roof of my transport. "She was looking for an excuse. Something would have happened sooner or later."
"OK." She didn't sound much better, but she appreciated my effort at least. "Why don't you eat then? Maybe you'll feel better once you grab a bite."
Perhaps. At the very least, the meal will give me something to mull over than this travesty of a night. Fortunately, I knew exactly where to go, and it was just nearby.
Whether consciously or not, Serika picked a place that wasn't too far from Shiba Seki Ramen. It was a shining beacon in the night streets of the desert, inviting warm shelter and food to anyone who entered. I parked the car nearby and went inside.
At first glance, the restaurant was the same as before, with wooden walls and furniture and the counter all set up. However, the simple change of the darkness outside leading to the use of the lights gave it a more intimate atmosphere. The fact that he was the lone customer made the place feel like a private bar, just for me. Music now playing through the speakers above helped set the ambiance, though I derived some small bit of amusement that instead of a lone piano or a jazz quartet, the cheesiest of pedestrian love songs seemed to be playing in the background. Really, it had its own charm.
"Didn't expect to see you back so soon."
The Master was there at the counter as he expected. "Didn't expect to be back," I said as I took a seat. The rough smile on the chef's face became a frown a second later.
"You look like crap. Tough day at work?"
"All fine until the end," I answered blankly. "Things kind of blew up."
Silence came between us, lingering uncomfortably even through the music, until he passed me the menu.
"Feel like you can make your own order now?"
Now that I had a handle on it? Honestly, I could. "Miso. With extra meat, if you please." That soup was quite invigorating to the throat, and I did feel like indulging to get things off my mind.
He nodded before handing me a glass of water to wet my whistle. "Good, good. Take your time. Anything else?"
I accepted the drink with thanks and downed the basic yet vital life-giving liquid, the dryness in my throat leaving immediately. I then gave the menu another once-over. I wasn't really in the mood for any other appetizers and nothing really caught my eye until I eyed the drinks. Why not? I was all alone and it was the end of the long day. "Your recommendation for beer." Amasec deserved to be savored. Beer was stuff you used when you didn't want to think.
"So long as I don't have to pick you up off the floor afterwards, that'll be fine." With that, he turned his back to me and began working the kitchen. After washing his hands, he heated up the pots and started working on the noodles, washing and heating them up for my consumption.
"So how was my special? Did your friend like it?"
Amazingly, he sincerely believed that I wasn't overindulging on his meals. Humility and good instinct, I suppose. "Well? The master asks how his craft was received," I asked the one who partook of it.
"Incredible! So many different flavors and I could taste all of them without any of them overpowering the other!" Arona raved in my mind with utter glee, practically salivating over the memory. "10 outta 10, would eat again!"
"The balance of flavors spoke to her very soul," I summarized with a bit of cheese. "It's making me look forward to my next taste of your cooking."
"Heh. It better have." He was preparing the meat now, and more. He was doing several things at once to swiftly prepare my meal, from making the soup to readying the meat, and the skill of a master chef continued to elude and fascinate me as it ever did, let alone one who was a dog. "And Serika?"
The man clearly knew how to segue into conversations as well as he could cook. "Loved it, as you said. Taste seemed to have been marred by the company though."
"... A shame." After a small pause, he brushed over that little glance into our rough partnership and continued on. "I suppose it didn't affect her work though."
"Indeed not. She pushed herself hard and earned her keep." Energized as she was by her favorite meal from this establishment, she was able to keep going with gusto. I felt like one of my colleagues assigned to the over-enthusiastic Kriegers, having to hold those suicidal gas-masked boys back from running themselves into the ground (said ground usually being an early grave) rather than forcing them to fight on. Not quite as morbid, of course, but I shared the sentiment.
"Good. What was the job this time?"
"Delivery of various items. We were able to push for more and heavier objects because of our car." By that I mean, she did, once we saw what could fit in our transport.
"I assume you helped her carry a few?"
"... One or two." If I was in my older body, my back would have hated me for it.
He gave a knowing chuckle, expecting my reply. "Heh. You better have. Would've given you the stink-eye if you didn't." Which was why I did it of course. Keeping my reputation spotless would only be a boon to me, and I broke my back in both this life and the last to keep it that way. "So where is she now?"
"There's a convenience store nearby where she's working. She doesn't want me around, so I'll be bothering you here until it's over and I can take her to the nearest train."
"Space can be good sometimes," he mused as he began stirring and tasting the broth. "So what's your plan for the night? Still staying back at the school?"
"I was going to ask for advice on that. The girls all want to go back home for the night." They needed to get more supplies from their homes. Maybe I'll be sleeping in a better mattress tomorrow if they bring one. As for me, I didn't want to be left alone inside a basically dead academy. Call me superstitious, but in a galaxy full of warp-spawned terrors and the fact that I basically came back from the dead, I certainly didn't feel like some loony conspiracy theorist. "I don't feel confident about my prospects though."
"Hotel and tourism industry isn't exactly well off here," he confirmed for me, though we both knew we didn't need it. He raised his thumb towards the roof without even looking at me or stopping his work. "I can put you up here for the night."
Now that was something I wasn't expecting. "Really?"
"Have a spare room in case I need part-timers to stay overnight. If it's not cold nights, it's sandstorms. They get real bad around here."
"I don't even need to see one to know that." I could just open the door and look outside to see the effects. I considered his offer and shrugged. It was a better idea than anything else I had, and I could even indulge myself in this brand new delicacy for breakfast. "I just might take you up on your offer. Do I have to pay you for that?"
He actually swatted his hand as if the very suggestion annoyed him. "Bah. After all the work you did chasing off those gangers and actually giving a damn about this place, getting all my ramen for the day? Consider it reimbursement for public service."
For once, my superior's failure to properly address the district's problems was actually to my benefit. Having to deal with all this chaos in exchange for free room and board above a restaurant? Eh, I'll take what I can get.
And that included this fresh, steaming hot bowl placed right in front of me, the scintillating aroma heightening my anticipation for the coming meal. Beef, eggs and seaweed accompanied the noodles floating within. "Lucky you, literally hot off the pot. Enjoy."
"Oh, I will." I was about to reach for my chopsticks when I thought that I might as well start integrating local customs into my behavior, if only so I wouldn't draw odd looks from others nearby. I clapped my hands together in prayer for a few seconds, enough to perform the traditional giving of thanks. "Itadakimasu."
My appreciation got an amused grunt of approval from the Master as I broke my chopsticks apart and placed them aside. I then took my spoon and tasted the soup. The warm broth flowed through my mouth and invigorated my throat as it went down, and the noodles that soaked up its flavor and heat only added to it. The toppings completed the taste with a solid finish, and just like before I quickly and gratefully partook of the meal.
After a few cycles of eating, a small can was placed beside me, a silver can emblazoned with some mythical creature, the word "Qilin Ichiban" written in plain Gothic identifying it. The number one Qilin, huh? "Your beer. Simple stuff, but it'll do."
Frankly, so long as it could get me even a little buzzed, I'd take it. I flipped open the seal, the trapped air inside escaping with a satisfying burst, and took my drink.
Ahh, my first taste of alcohol here, and it was good. Not too strong, but had enough of a hit to get you in a good mood. Best of all, it was a fine accompaniment to my meal, its dryness complementing the invigorating warmth of the ramen.
I ate a little faster at that, adding chugs of beer to my consumption of the ramen bowl, with occasional drinks of provided water to make sure my stomach and throat won't be dry. It was a great meal, and eventually, I poured all of the deliciously soothing miso straight into my mouth to finish all of it off.
"A true delicacy," I praised the Master as wiped my mouth with the provided tissue. "More refreshing than the last one, I'll say." I've really gotten a taste for this soup, a true balm to soothe the body and mind. At least it's blessedly common, unlike, say… Tanna.
Emperor, I could really do with a bowl of THAT right about now.
He crossed his arms and gave a rough grin at my praise. "If it isn't refreshing, it's not good miso." He looked at my now finished beer can, then back at me. "You've got time before the end of her shift right? You staying or paying?"
I considered the idea. Well, she probably doesn't want me there, and nearby anyway. I might as well indulge.
"Paying for more beer," I answered, the reply drawing a snicker from the good chef as he placed another can down in front of me while the music died down.
"Heh. Don't they always." As I placed my finger on the ring to open up the can, he saw fit to give me another surprise. "So what did that fiery little kit say?"
My finger slipped, pulling the ring with more force than strictly necessary. By that I mean it came clean off, the snap of aluminum and the expulsion of air going off like I'd fired my laspistol. In the silence of the bar, it only echoed even louder.
And then the ballads sounded once more, and I sighed as I felt that there was little point in hiding it.
"It started when she noticed the extra ramen bowl I had, figuring that I was taking things too easy on the job," I began recounting to him as I stared at my untouched drink. "Then when I said that it would be hard on all of us, she took exception to the idea that I was one of them. And then she thought I was just helping them so I could make my job easier." And she wasn't wrong there. She didn't actually know she was right, suspicious little thing that she was, but even a blind ork hit a bullseye with his shoota once in a while.
"That's not why you're here," the Master said, inferring correctly. If it was just those, I could easily placate her, but I was dissuaded by what followed. "What else did she say?"
I paused, wondering if I should continue on, before deciding to say frak to all of it. Nobody was here but a walking, talking, cooking dog, and in that moment, it would be inaccurate to say I was too tired to care. I was just tired of caring.
I picked up my drink and downed the entire thing in one go. I placed it down and let out a terrible sigh.
"She said she would never follow an aimless adult like me."
She said I was aimless. And she was right.
What was I doing here? I'd lived my life… Really, that was the problem. I already lived my life. In a deadly galaxy, soldiering in an army where millions died, going through disasters that should've done me in a thousand times over… I'd lived through it all. I lived to be an old man in a galaxy where many died young, with a lovely woman in my arms and an unfailingly devoted and loyal friend at my side, even when I deserved neither of them. Surviving by the skin of my teeth in order to have a taste of the easy life kept me going, but I succeeded in that until the end.
I survived my first day basically on autopilot, went through the next four just trying to comprehend the utter insanity of my situation, then went through the motions for yesterday and today. But then that little feline threw it into my face that I had no idea why I even bothered.
So really, what the hell was I doing here?
"How long have you been here again?" I looked up from my drink to find the Master looking at me without a single hint of judgment in his eyes.
"... Six days," I answered him, not sure where he was going with this.
"While I do believe all it takes to change someone is a single moment, it's significantly harder for that to happen if they keep doing the same crap over and over again." He raised a questioning eyebrow. "That apply to you?"
Let's see… Basically one and a half days of fighting in the frontlines like I always had to do in the guard, then four and a half days of sitting on my butt trying to make sense of this insane city. The only time anything changed with me was when I was introduced to the wonders of the part-time job.
So all in all, not very much.
"Not much change there," I acknowledged, still not understanding. "Why do you ask?"
"Whether or not you know why, you still saved this city, and you're helping these kids," he insisted. "You're doing a good job of it, and that only comes with purpose. So you have one, whether or not you know it."
I ruminated on that. As ever, I did my best to keep myself alive and my reputation spotless and strong. And then I took on this job here, at risk to the former and in service to the latter. So really, just business as usual for old Ciaphas Cain.
I did say I defaulted to my instincts, and Ciaphas Cain was a survivor. A fraudulent one, but I hacked it out for two centuries and I suppose my mind and body defaulted to keep on doing it here, all with the proposition of figuring out why I had to keep on doing it in the first place.
I suppose I could deal with that.
"I'll think on that," I said to the Master with a smile. "Water please. Wouldn't be good to drink too much and drive." Otherwise I'd have Jurgen's roadside manners without any of his skill, and that would just lead to me being pancaked on the road, and only me. These girls were monstrously durable like that.
And so did I choose to spend the rest of Serika's shift cooling my parched throat with water and occasional visits to the restroom. He didn't ask me anything else, content to leave me alone with my thoughts, a gesture I was grateful for.
The comfortable silence between us was absolutely destroyed by a sound I was only too familiar with.
The ear-splitting thunder crack of artillery fire.
—-
"Ugh… This sucks…"
Her last job definitely wasn't a good way to end the day. She was constantly distracted, got a few orders and calculations of change wrong, and overall just wasn't as good as she usually was. In the end, she was let go an hour early, with another staff member taking her place.
Walking the streets home was a normal thing for her. She never felt anything during those times, merely wanting to go home, though with the thought of a well-earned paycheck lightening her steps. Now, she was rather extravagantly fed and had help going around instead of doing everything all on her own, but she was listless.
If she hadn't been such an idiot, she'd be having a car ride to the nearest train station. Now, despite feeling less tired, her wallet was lighter and her steps never felt heavier.
He probably left her to find a hotel or something, somewhere he could actually sleep instead of the crappy bedroll they gave him. If he was sleeping already, she wouldn't blame him.
But maybe…
She sighed and took out her phone, thumbing over her contacts to go to the new one here, simply labeled "that new guy."
She cringed. She hadn't even really called him a Sensei at all. What was wrong with her?
She pressed the icon and then couldn't do anymore right after. Her fingers hovered over the call or message buttons, and she couldn't even bring herself to decide.
She shook her head and forced herself to press the message button. If she needed to say anything, she'd have to say it in person.
Any thought after that was gone from her mind, as a deafening explosion came from behind her, and then her world was engulfed in smoke
"What… Was…?"
She looked up to see the shadowy forms of helmets coming through the smoke. She grit her teeth and reached for her gun, only to find that it wasn't at her side.
She was riddled with bullets soon after, and she couldn't move anymore. She saw them moving for her phone, and heard sinister laughs right after.
Her last thought was bemoaning how he was going to get hurt because of her stupidity, and then her consciousness left her.
—-
For a moment, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. We were being shelled now? How and why?!
It could only be the Helmet Gang. Their backer must have upped the ante and granted them a heavy artillery piece. But what the hell was worth shelling all the way out here?
When no other cracks of thunder followed, I wondered if their target was down and what it could be. The only thing important around here was the academy…
… And its students…
"What was that for?! Why are they even attacking this sandblasted place?!" the Master snarled.
"Serika," I whispered out, even though it sounded insane. Was this an assassination attempt?! Only in this Emperor-damned city could that make any sense, but that was the only possible idea I found. She'd been putting her name out online to get jobs, and they must have sniffed out her workplace and caught her unawares. If only I had been there…
… No. If I was with her, I'd be dead. Emperor, she did just save my life by telling me to frak off.
My phone vibrated, snapping me out of my reverie, and I quickly opened it to see it was from the girl herself.
"Help me Sensei! I got ambushed by the Helmet Gang in front of the convenience store on the main road! I need you!"
I stared at the message and felt my face etch itself into stone. Well. That said it all.
"You look like you're about to go to war." I turned towards the Master, his eyes returning to that piercing gaze I saw him with all day.
"You guessed right." I pushed myself off my chair. "Thank you for the meal, but I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to put it on my tab."
"Get that feisty little cat back in here by tomorrow and you won't have one."
Despite myself, I couldn't stop the sardonic grin forming on my face. "Thank you. You can be sure she'll work it off."
With that, I walked out into the night streets and reached for my phone. I opened up the group chat for the Foreclosure Task Force and rang a call. It would go out to all of them.
I was completely unsurprised that Hoshino opened up first. "Hey Sensei, you interrupted my nap… What's up?" she yawned. I didn't buy it for a second, but I had other priorities.
As the other Task Force members answered the call, I made the catastrophic announcement. "Serika's in trouble. We have to rescue her."
A flurry of shouts and cries of alarm followed, and I silenced them all as I told them to meet up in the main district as soon as they could.
It was time to get our feline spitfire back.
—
The wooden doors of Shiba Seki Ramen let in a small billow of the desert night air as they opened, and just as quickly as it came in it was gone as they snapped shut. He was alone once again.
The situation looked pretty awful all things considered. His part-timer was in trouble and the only one she could rely on right now was her Sensei.
Despite all that, he couldn't help but smile at the trail of the man who just left. The lost expression when he revealed his state of mind changed into alarm at finding out his student was in trouble, and then transformed into the grim determination needed to get her back.
"Aimless." He couldn't help but chuckle at the very thought. "So he says. Silly bastard doesn't even know he already has his reason to be here."
*Chapter 9: The Aimless and Abandoned, END\*
A grand thank you to Doc43Souls for helping me to beta this chapter. For those of you who like Ciaphas Cain Crossovers, he also beta'ed "Jurgen Get the Melta!", a Goblin Slayer crossover by The Great Wizzard! Give it a try!
Hopefully this is the most unlikable Serika ever gets. Did I do too much? Well, at least it'll end. And she ate an artillery shell for it because yes, these students are that stupidly, ridiculously durable. It's also from a real artillery piece, just like the rest of them. You'll find out what it is next time.
As it should be obvious by now, Cain isn't in a good place mentally. Serika hasn't seen through him, but she hit on a big issue of his right now. What do you do when you've gotten everything you wanted in life, and now you have to make a new one?
I also contrasted this with the original Sensei who got the exact same insult and basically took it in a stride. Oh, and she also called him a stalker, but that's not relevant to our current interests. Serika's reason for disliking Cain-Sensei is quite different from OG Sensei, and that will be fully explained next time.
The promised action will come next chapter as we follow the FTF getting their cat back.
Should only be a few days before that happens. See you then!
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2023.03.02 11:21 rand0m_g1rl Anyone start the FTHB journey (specifically single) only to realize you don’t want to buy (alone)?
Hello, 35f living in a medium-large size city. In the last 6 months, my financial situation has reached a new height that would have me able to buy now. I would get excited, have fun “shopping” on Zillow, went to an open house and thought next steps would be to find a lender.
But now I’m feeling like I just don’t want to. I’ve lived in community centered “luxury” amenity apartment buildings for about 8 years now. This past weekend I decided to upgrade my way below my means studio to a still well within my means 1BR. I love my lifestyle, it’s been the perfect building, it feels like home and man is it nice having some stuff done for me (valet trash, changing lightbulbs lol, any appliance problem).
Owning a place, while liberating in its own right, seems like a lot of work. It also feels like it could be isolating, coming from my current living experience. I guess I can’t rent forever as that would be silly, but is it? I just don’t think I want to do it alone.
Has anyone else felt this way?
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But now I’m feeling like I just don’t want to. I’ve lived in community centered “luxury” amenity apartment buildings for about 8 years now. This past weekend I decided to upgrade my way below my means studio to a still well within my means 1BR. I love my lifestyle, it’s been the perfect building, it feels like home and man is it nice having some stuff done for me (valet trash, changing lightbulbs lol, any appliance problem).
Owning a place, while liberating in its own right, seems like a lot of work. It also feels like it could be isolating, coming from my current living experience. I guess I can’t rent forever as that would be silly, but is it? I just don’t think I want to do it alone.
Has anyone else felt this way?