I was offered a Remote position at a software company based out of Pennsylvania. I’ve already signed the offer letter and was told that a background check and drug screening are necessary before my start date.
The HR lady that explained this to me mentioned two things:

1. She said that if the applicant has a medical marijuana card, that they won’t be turned down if they test positive for THC.
   
2. She said that she is not even sure that they test for THC anymore, what with it being legal in more places than ever. (This coincides with a law that passed in Pennsylvania late last year disallowing employers from discriminating against medical marijuana card holders via drug test)
   

While I am very wary of believing anything HR or onboarding departments have to say regarding allowing applicants who test positive for THC to join their company, this is the first time someone who was recruiting me has said this.
I got my medical card the very next day, but am still considering a detox to play it safe. I smoke concentrates on the regular so I am not sure how much a detox will help, or if it will even be necessary considering what HR told me.
The position is remote, the company is based out of Pennsylvania, and the clinic I would be going to test at is in Florida, where I also currently reside.
What do you guys think? Do any of you have any experience in a similar situation? Should I detox? Should I just test and only inform the testing company of my medical card if they do end up popping me for THC?
I am very nervous about not getting the position because of this, so assuring words would be appreciated, although I would like to know everybody’s experiences foremost.
EDIT - The test that was ordered is a NON-DOT Urine Collection - 1687 - 4DSP/PHN (1687).

The episode resumed with a shot of the Final Two holding the effigies their helpers had made as Chef wheeled the person formerly in a hazmat suit in a wheelchair, their suit traded in for a full body cast.
Izzy spoke up. "Are we actually going to throw our dummies into an active volcano without any safety? That sounds lethal, even for me."
"As the saying goes, 'No excruciating pain, no million dollar gain'," Chris told her, pulling out a briefcase as a reminder then promptly tossing it away. "To help you get those dummies to the top of the volcano, you can use the rewards your teams earned on your behalf in the Aftermath Lava Surfing challenge," he continued.
"Ezekiel won a wheelbarrow. Too bad he's out," he said, the camera panning the host at the base of the volcano as the wheelbarrow rolled down next to the host, "but Alejandro gets a baby stroller," the stroller rolled down next to the wheelbarrow, "and Izzy gets diddly squat."
"What?" Mal gaped.
"Mal," Chris said, "for winning the effigy challenge, you get a twenty-second head start. So, get going!"
"Toodles," Mal said, running off with the wooden statue in his arms.
"At least this dummy's light," Izzy said, carrying it in her arms.
Mal tossed his dummy into his baby stroller as soon as he came to Chris, then ran up the slope chuckling as it did not break.
Chris watched him go with his usual smile, then turned to watch Izzy as she walked up. "Shouldn't I have the wheelbarrow if Ezekiel's not competing?" Izzy said.
"Sure, why not?" Chris said, watching Izzy put her dummy in her wheelbarrow and push it up the hill.
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The scene cut to Mal running up the mountainside path at a decent rate. "It's been a long ride," he told himself, "but I'm going to claim the prize and live life comfortably!"
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The camera panned down to Izzy, still pushing her effigy up the slope and panting heavily. "Why am I getting tired now of all places?" she said to herself.
"Having trouble?" Mal called out mockingly. "Maybe if you continue to run like a freak of nature, you might get to the top in time to see me win the money. But I doubt it!" he laughed, running off again.
The path soon leveled off, he passed a few bushes, then saw what was ahead and frantically skidded to a halt. He stopped right on the edge of a bubbling lava pool. "What the inferno?" he asked, the camera getting an overhead shot of the lava right before it flared up, forcing Mal to dive away with his rather flammable dummy.
Chris chuckled off-screen, and the camera zoomed out to show him and Chef standing on the other side of the lava lake. "Yoo hoo, over he~ere!" he called in a light and airy voice, waving to the malice filled man. A series of stepping stones spanned the gap between the two sides, but hanging over it from a large wooden frame were several heavy objects: from the left to right were a log, a grand piano, a safe, a simple weight, a purple armchair, a metal cage, and a bomb. The ropes holding the objects in the air ran along the framework and down to a structure near Chris and Chef, where each individual rope was tied around a long log.
"Check out the look on his face," Chris told his assistant as the camera zoomed in on them and the two men high-fived.
Izzy finally arrived at the other end of the lava pool, stopping when she saw it. "Now what?" she said in awed disbelief.
"The only way to the top of the volcano," Chris said as the camera panned across a close-up of the stepping stones, "is past this river of lava," he pointed down at the bubbling rock as the camera reached him again. "Those rewards probably won't be too helpful," he added, Mal and Izzy frowning as they stood by with their respective dummies.
"All you have to do is hop across these stepping stones," the host continued, moving over closer to the end of the path. "Easy-peasy, hot and cheesy!" he said as the lava flared up again. "Buu~uut," he added impishly as the camera panned across the hanging objects, "we've rigged a few booby traps to, that's right!"
"Make things more interesting," the two finished in annoyance.
"Chef," Chris turned to his assistant, "a booby demo, if you please!"
Chef took out a machete then turned around and chopped the first rope. The freed end quickly slid back through the wooden frame, and the log dropped onto the first stepping stone, broke, and fell into the lava with a burst of flame and a splatter of molten rock. Izzy raised an eyebrow and Mal gasped in surprise.
"Yeah, you really don't want to get hit by those," Chris told them. "Your helpers can either keep them secure," he continued, turning around and motioning to the two pairs that were standing by the tied-up ropes, "or send them falling. It's your call. Aaaand, go!"
Mal got moving first, picking up his dummy out of the stroller and running from stone to stone. Izzy lagged behind, but she still kept up.
"Chop the ropes! Now!" Mal commanded, and the shot cut over to Noah, Eva, Sky, and Shawn on the far side of the river.
"Team E-Scope, don't let them win!" Izzy cried out.
"Hold on!" Sky stopped everyone. "I don't want to fight anyone, or help out Mal."
"Me too," Shawn agreed. "I'm just here because I have too."
"I said cut the ropes!" Mal shouted forcefully.
"You two are right. Let's leave them at each other's throats," Noah said.
"Or better yet, we sabotage Mal," Eva offered.
"I'm already ahead of you!" Shawn grinned and grabbed a machete. He chopped down the rope holding the couch, and Mal took notice and jumped onto the next stone.
"Don't even think about messing with me!" Mal growled.
"Can't hear you!" Shawn mocked him as he cut a series of ropes. A bank vault, piano, and cage all fell down, but Mal effortlessly avoided all of them and eventually made it to the end.
"How were you able to avoid all of those?" Noah wondered. "That cage should've contained you."
"Mike's personalities can come in handy. I'll be taking my leave now," Mal laughed and made his way to the volcano.
Izzy reached the four helpers. "Welp, that was a bust," she griped.
"Don't just stand around complaining," Eva said. "Go to the volcano."
"And what about you guys?" Izzy asked.
"We'll catch up with you two with the helicopter Chris drove us here in," Sky added.
Izzy's face turned into determination. "Here I go! Time to stop the biggest, most baddest villain in TD history!" She let out a battlecry and dashed hastily towards the volcano.
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The scene changed to a long-distance upward shot of the volcano, soon cutting to the top as the camera panned across the non-competitors, gathered in a sweaty and sweltering mass on the rim of the volcano's crater.
An upward pan of Chris holding the million-dollar suitcase revealed him standing happily in a cool breeze, the shot zooming out to show it being caused by a giant electric fan blowing air over a large ice cube being held on an intern's back. Several more ice cubes were stacked around the area, and were already beginning to melt.
"So...," Chris said to Chef, the pilot standing beside him, "know of any season three wrap parties?"
Chef didn't answer, and instead averted his gaze and walked away whistling in a very suspicious manner.
Chris frowned at him, but his expression quickly changed to excitement as he looked out over the edge of the volcano. "And here they come!" he announced as Mal was shown racing up the path with his dummy.
The shot cut to the edge of the crater as the dummy was thrown up first, followed by the villain leaping up with a dark smile on his face. He caught the dummy and grinned even more.
"Looking for this?" Chris asked as the shot cut to the million dollar case.
Mal let out a dry chuckle as he made his way to the edge of the crater.
"Stop right there!" Izzy's voice said, causing him to pause and turn around mid-way.
"Izzy," Mal said as the camera cut to the girl at the roof of the crater next to her dummy. "Can't you see I'm about to beat you? Just spare us the trouble and let me win!"
"If there's anyone who deserves to be competing against me, it should be Mike!" Izzy argued back.
"Mike is nothing to me!" Mal shouted furiously. "He should be the one left behind, not me!" That was when he inhaled sharply as his head got closer to the camera.
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Suddenly, Mal began falling and landing in the pink grounds of Mike's brain.
"Urgh." Mal grunted before his eyes widened and he saw that his tower was practically rubble at this point. "Impossible. Where's my tower?" Mal asked furiously.
"It's gone Mal. It's gone for good," Mike smirked victoriously as he entered, much to Mal's anger.
"How were you able to push that button? I had that reinforced so your puny arms could not penetrate it," Mal asked angrily.
"I'm not half as weak as you think I am. It's time to end this," Mike glared at the evil alter who smirked fiendishly.
"Very well," Mal said with sadistic glee, "This should only take ten seconds." Soon, Mal and Mike charged at each other fiercely and began punching and kicking each other with so much ferocity.
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Meanwhile, at the top of the volcano, Mike and Mal were having such a gigantic fight that Mike's body was thrashing itself violently much to everyone's horror.
"What is he doing?!" Owen asked in concern.
Heather stood in front of Cody protectively.
"Surrender already, you peon!" Mal grunted angrily as Mike's body continued to thrash violently.
"N-never!" Mike said confidently as he continued to claw at himself.
Noah gasped at the scene. "Mike's fighting Mal for control of his body!" Noah realized.
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Inside Mike's mind, Mal tackled Mike down as the latter struggled to get himself off of the evil alter.
"Look at you, so pitiful and pathetic!" Mal hissed viciously, "You were a fool to challenge me. It's not like your friends will ever forgive you for this. How will they see you now that they know I exist?"
Mike seemed to be in thought about Mal's words but chose not to let them get to him. "I won't let you win this!" Mike raised his foot to kick Mal in the kiwis, causing Mal to release him from his hold out of instinct.
Mike pushed Mal back and began punching him, trying to keep him down but Mal did not look like he was giving in.
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Back at the top of the volcano, everyone was anxiously watching the fight unfold.
"What are we gonna do?!" Sadie said in horror.
Sky seemed to be in deep thought before smiling. "We have to rally Mike on! Show him that he's not alone in this!"
"I'm on it," Shawn nodded before speaking up. "Mike! It's me, Shawn! I just want to let you know that no one is mad at you about Mal's actions!"
"All of us are logical enough to separate Mal from Mike. It's just common sense!" Noah smiled encouragingly.
"We're all rooting for you to kick Mal's butt!" Eva added happily.
"We know you can do it," Ella encouraged.
"Mike! I just want you to know that you're my best friend and I can't imagine life without you! I know it may seem rough in there but please, we all have your back!" Sky said encouragingly.
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Back in his mind, Mike smiled warmly as he heard this and Mal got up, all tattered and beaten. "Those nobodies… are idiots. I'm a part of you and they WILL see that!" Mal cried out in fury.
"You're wrong Mal! You may be a part of my mind, but everything you ever did was all you and no one else!" Mike spoke in determination.
"You always wanted me to rely on you. To make yourself feel important. That desire turned you bitter and hateful and led you to who you are today. You wanted me to feel scared and feel I needed you to be tough, but guess what? I have friends up there. Friends who have stuck by my side even when they learned my disorder before I could properly confess, friends who stuck by me even if they voted me off in season one for the others' behavior, and friends who still stay beside me despite everything you ever did to me!"
Mike's body began glowing white, and for the first time in Mal's life, he felt genuine fear in his eyes. "No… you can't do this to me. No one will ever cross you with me in charge," Mal pleaded desperately, "I'm a part of you."
Mike just narrowed his eyes. "That's true. I can't get rid of you, but I can seal you enough to where you can never cause this much trouble EVER AGAIN!"
Soon, Mike used his hands to shoot a powerful white blast which Mal tried to resist but in the end, it was hopeless and he was blasted into the deepest corners of Mike's mind.
"IT'S MY TIME!!!! MMMMIIIINNNNNEEEEEEE!" Mal cried out in horror as his voice faded into the distance.
Back at the volcano, Mike opened his eyes and grabbed his head. "Wh-Where am I?"
"Mike! He's back!" Ezekiel cried out happily before Topher stopped Ezekiel from going to help him up.
"Wait, this could be a trap," Topher said sternly.
"Let me try something," Duncan told the group before whistling 'In the Hall of the Mountain King,' and all he got was a blank stare from Mike.
"It's really me guys. I swear," Mike smiled encouragingly.
"Mike! You're back!" Sky cried out as she embraced the comedian, to which Shawn, Noah, Dawn, Ella, Sadie, Lindsay, and Cody were all quick to join in.
"Guys, I am so sorry about everything Mal did," Mike apologized profusely. "I should have told you all about him after last season, but I thought he was no longer a problem and-"
"It's okay. We know you never meant for this to happen," Shawn smiled at his friend.
"I promise. I won't forget to let you all know about my problems," Mike pledged.
"Great to have you back," Chris said with an unamused look on his face, "but can one of you toss your sacrifice in the volcano already?"
"The one next to you," Topher told Mike as Izzy dragged her dummy. "If you toss it in the lava before Izzy does, then you win the million dollars."
Mike and Izzy locked eyes, then he grabbed his dummy and both ran as fast as they could to the edge of the volcano.
Quickly forming a plan, Izzy slid to a stop and hurled her dummy. It flew through the sky like a bullet, and moments later, it soared into the lava unceremoniously, and aside from a small splash-back that the Peanut Gallery quickly dodged, nothing happened.
"Oh yes!!!" Izzy boomed. "I won! I won! I won!" she cheered, jumping up and down in glee.
"And that's a cool million for Izzy," Chris told the audience. "The winner of Total Drama World Tour!" The contestants all applauded and cheered for the winner.
"Way to go, Izzy!" Owen cheered out loud.
"Nice job, eh!" Ezekiel clapped his hands.
Chris opened up the briefcase for Izzy, who marveled at the dollar bills inside. "It's so beautiful!" she exclaimed as she took the briefcase and hugged it tightly.
"You worked hard for the money, Izzy," Mike said as he walked over to congratulate her. "I'm just glad to be back in control again."
"You're welcome, and stay you, Mike," Izzy shook hands with Mike.
"Ohh, you didn't throw any pineapples in the volcano, did you?" an unfamiliar voice asked, the camera panning right a little ways just as two elderly Hawaiian men in flowery skirts and leis walked up.
"There are signs everywhere!" the other said.
The camera cut to the Peanut Gallery all stepping away to show several signs with crossed-out pineapples on them.
"Oh yeah," Chris said blankly. "They really ruined the shot, so we put the human wall there."
A third old Hawaiian man came over to reveal another sign. "Don't you know what happens when pineapples meet lava?"
It was then that the volcano shook and rumbled, a long-distance shot of it showing a few reddish streaks forming along the outer edge of the crater.
"Uh-oh," Chris said, gaining the camera's attention as the volcano was shaking, "Didn't see that one coming. Anywho," he chuckled before taking a deep breath and yelling "RRRUUUUNNNNNN!"
The volcano was shown from a distance again, the smoke billowing from the top turning into a full-blown eruption of fire.
Back at the top, the three Hawaiian men went running back towards the path down, followed by Chris, Izzy, Mike, and the rest of the contestants as lava began to cover the screen.
It parted as the scene cut to the base of the volcano, the former contestants running and screaming across the beach as flaming rocks rained down from above and the lava took over the screen again.
"See you next season I guess," Chris said as the camera cut to him as fire continued to fall. "Maybe with a whole new cast, 'cause let's face it – these guys are probably gonna melt," he laughed.
"Until next time," the host said, his voiced strained as the scene cut to him standing up in front of the sky. "I'm Chris McLean, and this has been Total! Drama!" The camera zoomed out to reveal that him and Chef were now aboard the old Boat of Losers, but the host's outtro was interrupted by a sudden object. Both men looked up, and one of the rocks, entirely on fire, was shown rocketing towards the boat.
Chris and Chef ducked to either side as it landed, punching a hole in the ship with its crash. The Boat of Losers began to sink, and the rest of the cast treading water nearby laughed as the two adults went under.
Their mirth was short-lived, however, and quickly turned to terror and they swam away screaming as large flaming rocks started raining down upon them once again, and the footage cut to static.
(Roll the Credits)
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(Bonus Clip)
The shot featured flaming rocks hitting the ocean and whatnot. The rocks caused some splashes, but they weren't big enough to fully cover the screen.
The camera panned to the right to show Ezekiel Clone on his raft. A big smile formed on his face as he drank his coconut and watched the lava explosion. Noticing the camera, he gave it a wave before it faded to black.
18th: Shawn
17th: Amy
16th: Lindsay
15th: Rodney
14th: Jo
Eliminated: Owen
13th: Duncan
12th: Sky
11th: Heather
10th: Cody
9th: Ella
8th: Noah
7th: Sadie
6th: Owen
5th: Eva
4th: Topher
3rd: Ezekiel
2nd: Mike
1st: Izzy

Huhu o/
Da sich irgendwann nach der Schul- und Ausbildungszeit sämtliche Kontakte verloren haben und es mir schwer fällt irl Leute kennenzulernen und ein bisschen vereinsame, versuch ich's hier mal.. :)

• bin männlich (24), wohne nicht weit von Darmstadt / Frankfurt (arbeite in DA)
• ich zocke, lese und suchte Serien gerne (auch Anime)
• gehe gerne an Wochenenden feiern bzw. was trinken
  
• Musik: Metalcore, K-Pop, Post-Hardcore, Trap
  
• Spiele: Genshin, Honkai Star Rail, FF14, ansonsten eher Singleplayer oder Koop (aktuell wieder Cyberpunk)
  
• ich bin relativ schüchtern am Anfang, aber das vergeht schnell
  
• introvertiert und brauche manchmal meine me-time 😅
  

Wäre cool wenn jemand Lust hat mal zu schreiben, bestenfalls aus der Nähe für irl stuff (wenns passt)
Ciaooo

It’s time to stop smoking the devil’s broccoli and WAKE UP. We are already in the second seal of Revelation, and quickly heading for the third. These seals are meant to wake us up and cause us to repent before it's too late.
The first scroll was unsealed March 13 2020, and ended on March 13 2022. The second seal was also undone, and the beast (Vladimir Putin) was unleashed. This is World War 3, and it will come to American soil.
The First Seal, the Beast, and the Ten Kings
The Second Seal, WW3 – Revelation 6:3-4 & the Beast – Revelation 13:1-2
We are now rapidly approaching the third seal. In our world this means massive hyper-inflation and famine. The fourth seal is a combination of the first three’s affects, and more… It includes, (but is not limited to) WW3, famine, and plague.
The Third Seal – Revelation 6:5-6
Fourth and Fifth Seals – Revelation 6:7-11
The dollar will be replaced with CBDC, and AI will provide oversight. This is how the beast will (eventually) cause people to take his mark. Those who take the mark will beg to die because of tribulations, and death will elude them thanks to the TRANSHUMANIST AGENDA!
AI’s Role in CBDC – Revelation 13:16-17
Immortality is attainable by 2030: Google scientist
Transhumanist Agenda – Revelation 9:6
Occultists like John Darby and Tim LaHaye have deceived millions by taking a few verses out of context, and ignoring some others. The rapture is part of the great deception, and it has put the church to sleep.
Rapture Doctrine Came From Occultists
The Great Deception Exposed
The Logic of Atonement – How Christ’s Sacrifice Works
REPENT, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.

I assume Von was talking about his boys in this song. Here’s the lyric in question.
If I tell I love you, I mean it (I mean it)
Whitey got killed, I seen it
I was right there, still can't believe it (damn)
Shit turned me to a demon
Anyways, yeah I thought he was talking about his boys because of the context being him talking about people he’s close with getting murdered. I’ve never thought about it but do people who are really out there drilling, living dangerous as fuck lives tell their friends / fellow gang members they love them because they know either one of them could die at any moment? If so that’s kind of sweet, I don’t even say I love you to my dad because I find it uncomfortable. I am think King Von may have something to teach us all about how to fight against toxic masculinity

I attempted suicide a couple of weeks ago, but to my surprise, my mom and little sis popped up at 11:11 right when it was about to happen. I thought seeing those numbers at that time meant something significant but idk any more. I'm really sick of myself, sick of being alone, unable to make genuine connections,hurting the only 2 people in this world who loves me, tired of being depressed, crying all the time. It's like I'm just living to die, counting down the clock until it's time to go. To make matters worse, I'm an empath and feel EVERYTHING! I just wanna be numb, tired of feeling, tired of thinking and breathing. I'm lost and broken, I don't want to get my broken shattered pieces on anyone. I'm better off dead, this world doesn't need me, nor does anyone. I just smoke myself into oblivion and escape any way I can. Smile at everyone until I'm alone and cry myself to sleep. I wish I mattered

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Inside the boundless expanse of Loria Online, Guspy the elven mage drained the last of his mana vaporizing a Vickerbite. It was his third hour of grinding this particular mob, and he was getting tired.
“What’s the drop rate on this thing again?” he asked Collins.
Collins cleaved another Vickerbite with his greataxe. “0.02% or something. Getting bored?”
Guspy was indeed getting bored. Despite their grotesque appearance (they looked like flying crocodile heads with mosquito feet), Vickerbites were pushovers.
“Yeah, I might only have a few minutes’ more patience for this.”
Collins slammed his axe into the ground, causing a shockwave that killed another three. “That’s ok, we’ve been playing for a while. It just kind of feels like wasted time if we quit now, though.”
“Are you getting close to leveling?”
“Nope.”
“Me neither.”
A Vickerbite burst when he swatted it with his staff. A loot bag dropped onto the rust colored dirt.
Probably another Vicker Tongue or leg or something, Guspy thought. He almost didn’t bother to check. But when he did, he found what he and Collins had been seeking for so long.
“I got it! The belt dropped!”
“Thank God, let’s get out of here,” Collins said, regrouping with the mage he protected.
Guspy read the item description for The Belt of Endurance.
The Belt of Endurance Slot: Belt Rarity: Very Rare Earth Resistance: %%0 Air Resistance: %%0 Fire Resistance: %%0 Water Resistance: %%0 Physical Resistance: %%0 Magic Resistance: %%0 Debuff Resistance: %%0
“What the hell?” Guspy said.
“What’s wrong? Is it the wrong belt?” Collins casually swatted two final Vickerbites.
“The stats are glitched or something. It’s supposed to be 5% resistance to everything, right?”
“The BoE? Yeah, 5% resist all. Is it not?”
“It shows ‘percent percent zero’.”
Collins shrugged. “Put it on, see what happens.”
Guspy equipped the belt and checked his character’s stats. “Ha, that’s so weird. All of my resistances show backslash, open parenthesis, ‘N’, close parenthesis.”
Collins used the Warrior’s Assessment ability on Guspy. “Huh. When I analyze you, I see hashtag ‘null’.”
“That’s either really good or really bad,” said Guspy.
Collins raised his sword and struck Guspy on the shoulder.
Collins attacks you for 0 damage
“There are safer ways to check!” Guspy said.
“It didn’t hurt you, weird. Mind if I use a little Fire Fan scroll on you?” Collins asked with a toothy grin.
“You have one? Aren’t you a little over leveled for that?” Fire Fan produced a tiny cone of flame that did very little damage.
“I’m a hoarder. So, can I?” Collins wiggled the scroll between his fingers.
Guspy agreed.
Collins casts Fire Fan for 0 fire damage
“Guspy, I don’t want to alarm you, but I think that belt makes you invincible,” said Collins.
Guspy began to bounce up and down in excitement. “Oh man, think of the possibilities! I can solo raid a guild hall. The Nighthawks deserve that kind of ass whupping,” he said, referring their rival guild in Loria. “Or I can loot an end-game dungeon! We’re not far from The Death Pit.”
Collins looked into Guspy’s eyes and gave him the smile a parent gives a child when they ask where rainbows end.
“Oh, you asshole!” said Guspy.
“I think you should turn it in,” said Collins.
“Why?! Why would I do that?! The Nighthawks have been bullying us for months now. With this, I could walk right in their guild hall, wipe them out, and tear the whole thing down. They wouldn’t be able to stop me! You can’t tell me they don’t deserve it.”
“Not saying they don’t,” said Collins.
Guspy pressed, “I can farm The Death Pit for Soulflayers. Everyone in our guild could have a Soulflayer, even the newbies. They’d finally be tough enough to join us on raids. You know how they’ve been dying to play with us in high level zones. Think how happy they would be!”
“Oh, they’d be awfully happy,” said Collins.
Guspy unleashed his coup de grace. “And! I can go to Fort Murder, stroll through it without a care in the world, kill the general, and not have to split the loot with anyone. That means I would get a Headsman’s Axe, which I would of course donate to my dear friend Collins. Wouldn’t you like a Headsman’s Axe?”
“I absolutely would,” said Collins.
“Ok, good. So, I’ll just—"
“Turn it in, Guspy,” said Collins.
Guspy stamped his feet in frustration. “Why though? You just said you were on board with the Nighthawks and the Soulflayer and the axe!”
“Oh, I am. The Nighthawks need to get taught. Having the newbies be tough enough to join us would be great. I’ve been dying for a Headsman for months now. But you’d be cheating. Momma didn’t raise no cheater, and daddy didn’t raise no troll,” said Collins.
“That’s so backward. You know the Nighthawks would do that to us if they got it,” said Guspy.
“Sure enough. But we can’t control what they do, and I can’t control what you do. I just want you to remember what I’ve said before: there’s a person on the other end of that character. A person just like you. I can only imagine how tilted you’d get if someone cheated to become invincible and killed you. Or farmed their whole guild ultra-rares and used them on you. I’m just asking you, as a friend, to turn it in. Please.”
Guilt. He’s put the guilt in me, thought Guspy. What an asshole.
“Fine, I’ll head to Pokate and turn it in,” said Guspy, pouting and kicking an errant stone.
“Thanks, Gusp. I promise I’ll help you find a legit one. I gotta go, though. Play later?”
“You know it,” said Guspy, and he watched Collin’s avatar dissipate.
Guspy walked back to Pokate City, the largest player hub in the area. The journey was a particularly hazardous one. Wild beast attacks, an assassin, a rockslide, even an errant fireball from an ongoing battle, all harmless in the face of his perfect resistance. He crossed into the city proper, whitewashed buildings that held little shops and extra dimensional guildhalls. Pokate Palace loomed over all of this like a resplendent sundial. The stained-glass windows shimmered in the sunlight.
Guspy approached a beggar in the street. The beggar’s body was gaunt. His dirty rags and matted beard spoke of hungry days and cruel nights. The beggars of Loria Online were portals to moderator attention. Speaking to a beggar cued a request. A moderator would eventually take control of the beggar and offer assistance.
Guspy knelt before the beggar.
“I’d like to speak with a moderator, please.”
“All in good time, my boy,” the beggar wheezed.
Guspy felt an itch in his legs. There was still time to run wild, to reap the rewards of his lottery ticket. He cursed Collins for guilting him and attempted to distract himself. Guspy admired the features on the beggar. His eyes traced cavernous wrinkled flesh. Saw the tiny movements of lice in the filthy thick beard. Saw the faintest deposits of salt in two long tracks leading down from the cloudy blue eyes.
The beggar had been crying. Why would they include such a heartbreaking detail? Why haven’t I ever noticed this before? Guspy thought.
The clouds in the beggar’s eyes parted, revealing a bright blue sky. “Thank you for waiting, this is Raymond. How can I help you?” A voice as crisp as autumn wind now spoke through the beggar.
“Uhh, hi. I’ve got a problem with an item I found?” Guspy spoke at the mouth of the beggar.
“Sure thing! Is it an item you have equipped right now?”
“Yeah, The Belt of Endurance. The values look wonky, and It makes me immune to every element. I’m immune to physical and magic damage now too.”
There was a long pause, the beggar’s eye fluttered. “You’re reporting that an item is broken in your favor?”
Guspy winced. “Umm, yes sir? It basically makes me immortal.”
Guspy waited patiently. The moderator was using his tools to see Guspy’s menu screens, something that was normally private.
“Oh, for fuck’s sake!” the beggar said. “It’s a null shunt error.”
“A null shunt error?”
“Yeah. Sometimes during a drop-roll, the system shunts over a clipped value that…sometimes it breaks.”
“Ah.”
“They’re a bitch to fix. Thankfully very rare. This one is particularly bad, and I’m at the end of my shift.” The mod let out a sigh that prophesized an exhausting tedious future.
“Well…thank you for your honesty! Usually when an item glitches in a player’s favor, they keep it a secret for as long as they can. Then they have a temper tantrum when we take it away. Alright, Guspy, I’m on morning shift tomorrow. I don’t want to deal with this right now. I’m giving you eight hours of god mode. Can I trust you not to make me regret it?”
Guspy was stunned. A mod was allowing immortality for eight hours? Trusting him? Why?
“You can trust me,” Guspy said.
“I hope so. I’ll fix this in the morning, don’t take the belt off or you’ll have negative infinite resistance and die from a sunburn.” The beggar’s eyes clouded back over.
Guspy threw a gold piece into the beggar’s bowl, a good luck ritual that even the highest level raiders did before a dangerous run.
He was in the clear. A mod had okayed him having god mode. Anything I do is the mod’s fault now! Guspy thought, but the thought gave him a queasy feeling the moment it passed through his mind. He was being trusted. He had promised to not make the mod regret it.
What was the mod’s name? Randy? He remembered Collins's words about there being real people on the other end of the game. He supposed that meant Randy too. He imagined telling someone to their face that his actions were their fault, like trust somehow absolved him of responsibility. He imagined someone else doing that to him. Or doing that to his little sister…
He spent a fair amount of gold on fast travel scrolls, valuable, single-use items that would transport the player anywhere in Loria. Guspy now stood on the craggy lip of Salamander’s Eye. The massive active volcano dominated the primordial jungle landscape. A vast column of ebony smoke rose from the lava pit, the birthplace of thunderclouds. Guspy spread his arms wide and fell into the heat, letting simulated gravity carry him downward to the roiling floor of liquid earth.
At the last moment he reflexively raised his hands to shield himself. Lava was instant death in Loria, doing an infinite amount of damage per second. Guspy was now sinking slowly in this most dangerous of elements unharmed. He raised his hand in a thumbs up as he sank beneath the surface.
Whorls of incandescent crimson, brown, and orange materialized and dispersed endlessly. It was like looking into the fickle furnace of creation, so eager to invent but too chaotic to design.
Guspy wondered if he’d fall forever. At last, his feet settled on something solid. He was the first player to set foot here. A unique accomplishment, one he could keep. He moved through the lava as though it was water. Must not have been a very important thing to program considering you die as soon as you touch it, he thought.
Guspy explored the floor of the volcano. It was perfectly smooth and without texture, an entire volcano held up on a pane of glass. But then he found something. A deformity in the bottom of the world. He explored it with his hand. It felt like a solid bubble sticking up out of the flat plane beneath him. It moved a little.
It’s a doorknob! Guspy realized. He turned it and felt it fall away beneath him. He sank further and dropped into a vast open room, the lava didn’t follow past the entry. Guspy cast a series of Light spells, banishing the darkness to the black obsidian of the walls and floor.
A giant floating sign that hung suspended in midair grabbed Guspy’s attention.
“IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET HERE.”
“Shows what you know, sign,” Guspy said, and began to explore.
In the secret chamber Guspy found dozens of monster models from the surrounding area, frozen in the sterile T-position. He took the time inspect them in the minutest detail. He saw the way salamander skin glittered with the luster of countless ruby gemstones. He watched the dancing flames of fire elementals, and discovered their heat rose above the limitation of their hitbox. He looked deep into the eyes of a stone golem and saw that they were prisms. They split the blue glow of the golem’s magical core into a frigid winter sunset, whites and blues dancing and concealing a secret whisper of deep red.
I don’t think I ever really looked at the models before, he thought. Even now he couldn’t recall any specific details of any monster he had fought. They were all colored blurs in his mind, faceless values and blocks of information.
Despite his immortality, he still froze in fear when his spell illuminated a colossus of steel tucked away in a corner of the room. It was a broad suit of cold iron armor, bereft of adornment and pockmarked with the careless ministrations of a thousand hammers beating the metal into shape. In one clenched fist it carried a wicked looking cleaver, one that belonged in a giant’s butcher shop, used to crack the toughest dragon bones and partition the choicest bits.
Guspy had never seen or heard of this creature in his life.
You must not have made it into the final game. At least not yet, thought Guspy. Despite its beastly ugliness, Guspy felt a pang of remorse. Someone worked to design every aspect of this monstrosity to evoke the feelings of fear and disgust, and they had been very successful. But it had gone unused and unseen since the game’s inception.
I remember the Christmas ornament I made in middle school. A Christmas light made to look like a reindeer, googly eyes and fuzzy brown pipe cleaners for antlers. I was so proud. But when Christmas came, they didn’t want to put it on the tree. They thought it looked too silly.
Guspy left a gold coin at its feet, alms for unsung effort.
He was preparing to depart when he noticed an unadorned chest had appeared beneath the presumptive sign. Guspy was certain it hadn’t been there before. He approached, circling the chest, before reaching out and lightly tapping it. He may invulnerable, but this was a developer’s world. Who knows what treachery could hide here? He lifted the lid, tilting his head and peeking at its contents with one eye shut. Inside was a billiard sized ball of translucent glass. Guspy recognized a Title Sphere. These rare items would grant a moniker to the character’s name. It was a single use item worth tens of thousands of gold. Too curious to resist learning what it would bestow, he shattered the sphere in his palm. Red dust flowed between his fingers like Martian sand. His name had changed from Guspy to Guspy the Wanderer.
Guspy used his next scroll and teleported to the shipwreck of the Soothsayers Doom. A brig suspended above the ocean on a monstrous coral bed, the ship itself was a mid-level dungeon. Players could fight their way from deck to deck, battling undead crewmen that fired grapeshot salvos into crowded rooms, shredding players into bloody clouds. The Captain was the boss of the dungeon, and part of his loot was a map that would send players on a quest line that eventually led players to the halls of the merfolk king, an extremely high-level dungeon at the bottom of the ocean.
Being immortal, Guspy took what players called the ‘express route’, swimming directly downward from the open sea. It was suicide. Besides suffocation, players had to contend with titanic carcharodons, giant squid, invisible water elementals, and elite merfolk guard. These creatures had mastery of the terrain, and few players were accustomed to attacks that could come from any direction.
Beneath him, the phosphorescent glow of the Coral Castle overpowered the distant sun for dominion of the depths. Guspy slipped into a castle window, ignoring the tridents of the pursuing Knights of Pearl. The Castle was a dungeon that needed to be completed quickly, lest the player’s water breathing magic wear off. That made it the perfect sight-seeing location for someone who didn’t need to breathe. Guspy examined the meticulously decorated royal bedrooms. The books in Loria were filled with open source stories from the real world. Players spent hours in this fantasy world engrossed in the prose of Tom Sawyer and Paradise Lost. But yellowed letters fell from between the pages like autumn leaves.
Never whole without you, my beloved Jennifer,
B.C.
Guspy didn’t know the merfolk princess even had a name. Neither had he any idea who B.C was, or if these pages were part of some fetch quest he had never come across.
Deeper in the palace he found the throne room of the merfolk king. The king was gigantic, of course, all raid bosses were. The king was also an enemy that demanded constant focus and attention to defeat. He cycled seamlessly through attack patterns, buffs, and stage activations. Missing the tell-tale signs would leave you a step behind the dance and doomed to failure.
Guspy now had a unique opportunity. He ignored the king completely. The throne room was heaped with chests of gold and artifacts plundered from sunken ships. But they were only decorative, ersatz décor designed to regale the room with the trappings of wealth and luxury. Being worthless, players ignored them. Guspy took the time to closely inspect the mountains of coins and bejeweled quillions that rose from the coin piles. Ignoring the world-shaking bolts of lightning, magical rays, and great sweeps of the merfolk king’s trident, he crouched to the level of a single coin.
There, in the face of the coin, were three smiling children. The normal relief of Empress Aubrianna, a mythical figure in Origin’s history, was replaced with a picture of a family. The normal Latin phrase, “A solis ortu usque ad occasum”, had been replaced with, “Jason, Melody, Brock”. He moved from one coin to the next. Families, pets, and selfies looked back at him. Some had names written, others messages, “Thx Mel, my rock <3” “Joe & Cara 4 eva” “We did it!”
Guspy wondered if any player had ever seen these. Maybe, but he hadn’t, and that made it special to him. He wondered what he would put on his own coin. Me, Collins, and Becca at the beach, he thought. A picture that had been his desktop background for years. The only evidence of a perfect day.
Having taken his fill of the throne room, Guspy pulled out another scroll and teleported away.
Hogglerock dungeon was an aberration. Most dungeons tried to evoke a sense of awe or fear, but Hogglerock was just gross. Its entrance was at the center of a mud-smothered swamp. Poisonous insects and carnivorous slugs roamed the wastes searching for carrion to strip or making their own if none could be found.
To descend into the putrid depths of Hogglerock, you entered the mouth of a great saurian beast. It was long since dead, its flesh in a perpetual state of decay. Down its mucus-caked throat, you entered a dungeon that had been created from the offal that remained of its digestive system. Noxious acid pools, monstrous parasites, and bloated scavengers challenged players that came to plunder the carcass.
Guspy had to stop and think before entering the sixth stomach of the beast. He had no idea if his plan would work, or even made sense. Guspy removed all his armor and weapons, save for the Belt of Endurance. He entered the dungeon’s final room, aggroing a great bipedal minotaur and its bovine kin. Guspy sat and crossed his legs. He closed his eyes and focused on slowing his breath and his heart. Aggro in Loria was based on a series of factors: proximity, source of damage or debuff, equipment levels, class, movement, and supposedly even biometric data the VR rig was able to obtain.
The monsters were instantly aggroed when the rubbery sphincter of the sixth stomach was touched, converging on their only target. Guspy’s lack of equipment, aggression, and stillness would reduce his aggro over time. He waited and he watched. In time the monsters lost interest, ceasing their attacks and wandering back to their starting positions. Guspy continued to watch. For a time, they only bobbed in place, replaying idle animations and howling blistering war cries. But, in time, Guspy saw a strange behavior begin. One smaller minotaur creature pulled out a hunk of meat, clutching it by the pure white protruding bone. It chomped a piece and munched in contentment, eyes closed in blissful indulgence. The giant boss minotaur began to sniff the air, and a game of keep away began. The smaller minotaurs tossed the meat between themselves as the boss zeroed in on the source of the smell.
Who is this for? wondered Guspy. Who was meant to see this? And how? Why hide it? How many monsters of Loria Online had these little secrets? Tiny moments of humor buried in terabytes of code, only visible in a state of extreme passivity. Once the capering script had completed, the bovines returned to their normal places and continued to cycle basic idle motions.
It’s for me. Since I’m the one watching it, that means it’s for me, thought Guspy.
Guspy pulled out his final scroll, completing the spell just before he was beset again.
Guspy the Wanderer appeared back in Pokate City. His new title drew lingering looks from other players who searched their memories. Guspy’s time was running low, and fatigue massaged his mind and eyes. There was more he could search for. He could run down the hours until the mod logged back on and set things to rights. But he didn’t want the last moments of such an enlightening day to be a race against the clock. It would spoil the sense of calm and contemplation he had cultivated. Instead he sat down next to a beggar and composed a message to Collins.
“I won’t be joining you today, Collins, but I’ve got so much to tell you about when I do.”
He had seen beyond the veil. He witnessed tiny miracles of creation hidden from mortal sight. Sparks of love that flickered once more when observed. For a precious few hours, he was blessed with a peace that allowed him to fall in love with the game all over again, to appreciate its creation like a benevolent god.
Collins and Guspy returned to the red rock canyon. Guspy admired the visible strata of the walls. Simulated eons left perfect layers of color stacked like the pages of a book. Little details, so insignificant yet so engrossing. He appreciated the work that went into this game. The efforts of artists always caught his notice.

Everything in my inventory is up for trade. The most valuable items are listed here, the rest you can find in My Inventory

Feel free to Add Me or even better send a Trade Offer. Open for any suggestions: upgrades, downgrades / knives, gloves, skins / stickers, patterns, floats.

All Buyouts are listed in cash value.

KNIVES

★ Butterfly Knife Freehand FN #1, B/O: $2500

★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet FT, B/O: $822

★ Butterfly Knife Scorched FT, B/O: $616

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★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW #1, B/O: $1300

★ Bayonet Autotronic FN, B/O: $1050

★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW, B/O: $629

★ Bayonet Bright Water FT, B/O: $326

★ Bayonet Safari Mesh BS, B/O: $233

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★ Karambit Lore FT, B/O: $1110

★ Karambit Damascus Steel FT, B/O: $840

★ Karambit Freehand MW, B/O: $784

★ Karambit Bright Water MW, B/O: $759

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★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN, B/O: $1801

★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN, B/O: $1801

★ M9 Bayonet Damascus Steel FN, B/O: $751

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★ Nomad Knife Fade FN, B/O: $1156

★ Nomad Knife Slaughter MW, B/O: $544

★ Nomad Knife Blue Steel WW, B/O: $318

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★ Flip Knife Marble Fade FN, B/O: $646

★ Flip Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $574

★ Flip Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 1) MW, B/O: $552

★ Flip Knife Case Hardened FT, B/O: $257

★ Flip Knife Freehand FT, B/O: $255

★ StatTrak™ Flip Knife Bright Water FN, B/O: $287

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★ Huntsman Knife Lore FN, B/O: $461

★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $436

★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $353

★ Huntsman Knife Autotronic FT, B/O: $212

★ Huntsman Knife Bright Water FT, B/O: $129

★ Huntsman Knife Forest DDPAT MW, B/O: $129

★ Huntsman Knife Forest DDPAT BS, B/O: $123

★ StatTrak™ Huntsman Knife Rust Coat BS, B/O: $127

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★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 2) FN, B/O: $375

★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $363

★ Bowie Knife Tiger Tooth FN, B/O: $269

★ Bowie Knife Crimson Web WW, B/O: $192

★ Bowie Knife Bright Water FN, B/O: $159

★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet FT, B/O: $126

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★ Stiletto Knife Slaughter FN, B/O: $616

★ Stiletto Knife Crimson Web FT, B/O: $412

★ StatTrak™ Stiletto Knife Night Stripe FT, B/O: $227

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★ Falchion Knife Lore FT, B/O: $214

★ Falchion Knife Autotronic FT, B/O: $192

★ Falchion Knife Scorched WW, B/O: $105

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★ Survival Knife Crimson Web BS, B/O: $216

★ Survival Knife Case Hardened FT, B/O: $198

★ Survival Knife Scorched FT, B/O: $111

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★ Shadow Daggers Fade FN, B/O: $368

★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $228

★ Shadow Daggers, B/O: $201

★ Shadow Daggers Damascus Steel FT, B/O: $108

★ Shadow Daggers Ultraviolet FT, B/O: $105

★ Shadow Daggers Black Laminate FT, B/O: $99

★ Shadow Daggers Forest DDPAT FT, B/O: $85

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★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) MW #1, B/O: $1700

★ Gut Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $223

★ Gut Knife Marble Fade FN, B/O: $203

★ Gut Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN, B/O: $191

★ Gut Knife Case Hardened BS, B/O: $127

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★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $199

★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $199

★ Navaja Knife, B/O: $138

★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel FN, B/O: $111

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★ Classic Knife Urban Masked FT, B/O: $146

★ StatTrak™ Classic Knife Stained BS, B/O: $168

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★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $476

★ Ursus Knife, B/O: $375

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★ Skeleton Knife, B/O: $1137

★ Talon Knife, B/O: $608

★ Paracord Knife, B/O: $305

★ Survival Knife Forest DDPAT FT, B/O: $97

GLOVES

★ Moto Gloves Transport MW, B/O: $204

★ Moto Gloves Polygon BS, B/O: $142

★ Moto Gloves Blood Pressure BS, B/O: $84

★ Moto Gloves Blood Pressure BS, B/O: $84

★ Moto Gloves 3rd Commando Company BS, B/O: $63

★ Moto Gloves 3rd Commando Company BS, B/O: $63

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★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono WW, B/O: $1215

★ Specialist Gloves Tiger Strike FT, B/O: $672

★ Specialist Gloves Lt. Commander FT, B/O: $305

★ Specialist Gloves Lt. Commander BS, B/O: $140

★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web BS, B/O: $137

★ Specialist Gloves Buckshot FT, B/O: $75

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★ Driver Gloves Crimson Weave FT, B/O: $359

★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid BS, B/O: $229

★ Driver Gloves Overtake BS, B/O: $77

★ Driver Gloves Racing Green FT, B/O: $48

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★ Sport Gloves Omega FT, B/O: $739

★ Sport Gloves Amphibious BS #2, B/O: $733

★ Sport Gloves Arid BS, B/O: $292

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★ Hand Wraps Giraffe MW, B/O: $212

★ Hand Wraps Leather FT, B/O: $160

★ Hand Wraps Desert Shamagh MW, B/O: $101

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★ Broken Fang Gloves Yellow-banded MW, B/O: $185

★ Broken Fang Gloves Needle Point FT, B/O: $67

★ Broken Fang Gloves Needle Point WW, B/O: $59

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★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened BS, B/O: $65

★ Hydra Gloves Emerald FT, B/O: $65

★ Hydra Gloves Emerald BS, B/O: $62

WEAPONS

AK-47 Case Hardened BS, B/O: $130

AK-47 Bloodsport MW, B/O: $79

AK-47 Fuel Injector BS, B/O: $76

AK-47 Fuel Injector BS, B/O: $76

AK-47 Bloodsport FT, B/O: $70

AK-47 Neon Rider MW, B/O: $60

StatTrak™ AK-47 Aquamarine Revenge FT, B/O: $72

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AWP Fade FN, B/O: $1039

AWP Asiimov FT, B/O: $139

AWP Asiimov FT, B/O: $139

AWP Wildfire MW, B/O: $95

AWP BOOM MW, B/O: $93

AWP BOOM MW, B/O: $93

AWP Duality FN, B/O: $81

AWP Asiimov BS, B/O: $79

AWP Asiimov BS, B/O: $79

AWP Chromatic Aberration FN, B/O: $60

StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast FT, B/O: $68

StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast FT, B/O: $68

StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive FT, B/O: $55

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Desert Eagle Blaze FN, B/O: $623

Desert Eagle Emerald Jörmungandr FN, B/O: $241

Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption FN, B/O: $81

Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption FN, B/O: $81

Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption FN, B/O: $81

Desert Eagle Printstream FT, B/O: $54

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M4A1-S Blue Phosphor FN, B/O: $434

StatTrak™ M4A1-S Bright Water MW, B/O: $55

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M4A4 Poseidon FN, B/O: $1465

M4A4 Asiimov BS, B/O: $55

M4A4 Hellfire MW, B/O: $50

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USP-S Kill Confirmed MW, B/O: $72

USP-S Printstream FT, B/O: $69

StatTrak™ USP-S Kill Confirmed FT, B/O: $139

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AUG Flame Jörmungandr FN, B/O: $234

P90 Run and Hide FT, B/O: $147

Five-SeveN Candy Apple FN, B/O: $61

Trade Offer Link - Steam Profile Link - My Inventory

Knives - Bowie Knife, Butterfly Knife, Falchion Knife, Flip Knife, Gut Knife, Huntsman Knife, M9 Bayonet, Bayonet, Karambit, Shadow Daggers, Stiletto Knife, Ursus Knife, Navaja Knife, Talon Knife, Classic Knife, Paracord Knife, Survival Knife, Nomad Knife, Skeleton Knife, Patterns - Gamma Doppler, Doppler (Phase 1, Phase 2, Phase 3, Phase 4, Black Pearl, Sapphire, Ruby, Emerald), Crimson Web, Lore, Fade, Ultraviolet, Night, Marble Fade (Fire & Ice, Fake FI), Case Hardened (Blue Gem), Autotronic, Slaughter, Black Laminate, Tiger Tooth, Boreal Forest, Scorched, Blue Steel, Vanilla, Damascus Steel, Forest DDPAT, Urban Masked, Freehand, Stained, Bright Water, Safari Mesh, Rust Coat, Gloves - Bloodhound Gloves (Charred, Snakebite, Guerrilla, Bronzed), Driver Gloves (Snow Leopard, King Snake, Crimson Weave, Imperial Plaid, Black Tie, Lunar Weave, Diamondback, Rezan the Red, Overtake, Queen Jaguar, Convoy, Racing Green), Hand Wraps (Cobalt Skulls, CAUTION!, Overprint, Slaughter, Leather, Giraffe, Badlands, Spruce DDPAT, Arboreal, Constrictor, Desert Shamagh, Duct Tape), Moto Gloves (Spearmint, POW!, Cool Mint, Smoke Out, Finish Line, Polygon, Blood Pressure, Turtle, Boom!, Eclipse, 3rd Commando Company, Transport), Specialist Gloves (Crimson Kimono, Tiger Strike, Emerald Web, Field Agent, Marble Fade, Fade, Foundation, Lt. Commander, Crimson Web, Mogul, Forest DDPAT, Buckshot), Sport Gloves (Pandora's Box, Superconductor, Hedge Maze, Vice, Amphibious, Slingshot, Omega, Arid, Big Game, Nocts, Scarlet Shamagh, Bronze Morph), Hydra Gloves (Case Hardened, Emerald, Rattler, Mangrove), Broken Fang Gloves (Jade, Yellow-banded, Unhinged, Needle Point), Pistols - P2000 (Wicked Sick, Ocean Foam, Fire Element, Amber Fade, Corticera, Chainmail, Imperial Dragon, Obsidian, Scorpion, Handgun, Acid Etched), USP-S (Printstream, Kill Confirmed, Whiteout, Road Rash, Owergrowth, The Traitor, Neo-Noir, Dark Water, Orion, Blueprint, Stainless, Caiman, Serum, Monster Mashup, Royal Blue, Ancient Visions, Cortex, Orange Anolis, Ticket To Hell, Black Lotus, Cyrex, Check Engine, Guardian, Purple DDPAT, Torque, Blood Tiger, Flashback, Business Class, Pathfinder, Para Green), Lead Conduit, Glock-18 (Umbral Rabbit, Fade, Candy Apple, Bullet Queen, Synth Leaf, Neo-Noir, Nuclear Garden, Dragon Tatto, Reactor, Pink DDPAT, Twilight Galaxy, Sand Dune, Groundwater, Blue Fissure, Snack Attack, Water Elemental, Brass, Wasteland Rebel, Vogue, Franklin, Royal Legion, Gamma Doppler, Weasel, Steel Disruption, Ironwork, Grinder, High Beam, Moonrise, Oxide Blaze, Bunsen Burner, Clear Polymer, Bunsen Burner, Night), P250 (Re.built, Nuclear Threat, Modern Hunter, Splash, Whiteout, Vino Primo, Mehndi, Asiimov, Visions, Undertow, Cartel, See Ya Later, Gunsmoke, Splash, Digital Architect, Muertos, Red Rock, Bengal Tiger, Crimson Kimono, Wingshot, Metallic DDPAT, Hive, Dark Filigree, Mint Kimono), Five-Seven (Neon Kimono, Berries And Cherries, Fall Hazard, Crimson Blossom, Hyper Beast, Nitro, Fairy Tale, Case Hardened, Copper Galaxy, Angry Mob, Monkey Business, Fowl Play, Anodized Gunmetal, Hot Shot, Retrobution, Boost Protocol), CZ75-Auto (Chalice, Crimson Web, Emerald Quartz, The Fuschia is Now, Nitro, Xiangliu, Yellow Jacket, Victoria, Poison Dart, Syndicate, Eco, Hexane, Pole, Tigris), Tec-9 (Rebel, Terrace, Nuclear Threat, Hades, Rust Leaf, Decimator, Blast From, Orange Murano, Toxic, Fuel Injector, Remote Control, Bamboo Forest, Isaac, Avalanche, Brother, Re-Entry, Blue Titanium, Bamboozle), R8 Revolver (Banana Cannon, Fade, Blaze, Crimson Web, Liama Cannon, Crazy 8, Reboot, Canal Spray, Night, Amber Fade), Desert Eagle (Blaze, Hand Cannon, Fennec Fox, Sunset Storm, Emerald Jörmungandr, Pilot, Hypnotic, Golden Koi, Printstream, Cobalt Disruption, Code Red, Ocean Drive, Midnight Storm, Kumicho Dragon, Crimson Web, Heirloom, Night Heist, Mecha Industries, Night, Conspiracy, Trigger Discipline, Naga, Directive, Light Rail), Dual Berettas (Flora Carnivora, Duelist, Cobra Strike, Black Limba, Emerald, Hemoglobin, Twin Turbo, Marina, Melondrama, Pyre, Retribution, Briar, Dezastre, Royal Consorts, Urban Shock, Dualing Dragons, Panther, Balance), Rifles - Galil (Aqua Terrace, Winter Forest, Chatterbox, Sugar Rush, Pheonix Blacklight, CAUTION!, Orange DDPAT, Cerberus, Dusk Ruins, Eco, Chromatic Aberration, Stone Cold, Tuxedo, Sandstorm, Shattered, Urban Rubble, Rocket Pop, Kami, Crimson Tsunami, Connexion), SCAR-20 (Fragments, Brass, Cyrex, Palm, Splash Jam, Cardiac, Emerald, Crimson Web, Magna Carta, Stone Mosaico, Bloodsport, Enforcer), AWP (Duality, Gungnir, Dragon Lore, Prince, Medusa, Desert Hydra, Fade, Lightning Strike, Oni Taiji, Silk Tiger, Graphite, Chromatic Aberration, Asiimov, Snake Camo, Boom, Containment Breach, Wildfire, Redline, Electric Hive, Hyper Beast, Neo-Noir, Man-o'-war, Pink DDPAT, Corticera, Sun in Leo, Elite Build, Fever Dream, Atheris, Mortis, PAW, Exoskeleton, Worm God, POP AWP, Phobos, Acheron, Pit Viper, Capillary, Safari Mesh), AK-47 (Head Shot, Wild Lotus, Gold Arabesque, X-Ray, Fire Serpent, Hydroponic, Panthera Onca, Case Hardened, Vulcan, Jet Set, Fuel Injector, Bloodsport, Nightwish, First Class, Neon Rider, Asiimov, Red Laminate, Aquamarine Revenge, The Empress, Wasteland Rebel, Jaguar, Black Laminate, Leet Museo, Neon Revolution, Redline, Frontside Misty, Predator, Legion of Anubis, Point Disarray, Orbit Mk01, Blue Laminate, Green Laminate, Emerald Pinstripe, Cartel, Phantom Disruptor, Jungle Spray, Safety Net, Rat Rod, Baroque Purple, Slate, Elite Build, Uncharted, Safari Mesh), FAMAS (Sundown, Prime Conspiracy, Afterimage, Commemoration, Dark Water, Spitfire, Pulse, Eye of Athena, Meltdown, Rapid Eye Move, Roll Cage, Styx, Mecha Industrie, Djinn, ZX Spectron, Valence, Neural Net, Night Borre, Hexne), M4A4 (Temukau, Howl, Poseidon, Asiimov, Daybreak, Hellfire, Zirka, Red DDPAT, Radiation Hazard, Modern Hunter, The Emperor, The Coalition, Bullet Rain, Cyber Security, X-Ray, Dark Blossom, Buzz Kill, In Living Color, Neo-Noir, Desolate Space, 龍王 (Dragon King), Royal Paladin, The Battlestar, Global Offensive, Tooth Fairy, Desert-Strike, Griffin, Evil Daimyo, Spider Lily, Converter), M4A1-S (Emphorosaur-S, Welcome to the Jungle, Imminent Danger, Knight, Hot Rod, Icarus Fell, Blue Phosphor, Printstream, Master Piece, Dark Water, Golden Coil, Bright Water, Player Two, Atomic Alloy, Guardian, Chantico's Fire, Hyper Beast, Mecha Industries, Cyrex, Control Panel, Moss Quartz, Nightmare, Decimator, Leaded Glass, Basilisk, Blood Tiger, Briefing, Night Terror, Nitro, VariCamo, Flashback), SG 553 (Cyberforce, Hazard Pay, Bulldozer, Integrale, Dragon Tech, Ultraviolet, Colony IV, Hypnotic, Cyrex, Candy Apple, Barricade, Pulse), SSG 08 (Death Strike, Sea Calico, Blood in the Water, Orange Filigree, Dragonfire, Big Iron, Bloodshot, Detour, Turbo Peek, Red Stone), AUG (Akihabara Accept, Flame Jörmungandr, Hot Rod, Midnight Lily, Sand Storm, Carved Jade, Wings, Anodized Navy, Death by Puppy, Torque, Bengal Tiger, Chameleon, Fleet Flock, Random Access, Momentum, Syd Mead, Stymphalian, Arctic Wolf, Aristocrat, Navy Murano), G3SG1 (Chronos, Violet Murano, Flux, Demeter, Orange Kimono, The Executioner, Green Apple, Arctic Polar Camo, Contractor), SMGs - P90 (Neoqueen, Astral Jörmungandr, Run and Hide, Emerald Dragon, Cold Blooded, Death by Kitty, Baroque Red, Vent Rush, Blind Spot, Asiimov, Trigon, Sunset Lily, Death Grip, Leather, Nostalgia, Fallout Warning, Tiger Pit, Schermatic, Virus, Shapewood, Glacier Mesh, Shallow Grave, Chopper, Desert Warfare), MAC-10 (Sakkaku, Hot Snakes, Copper Borre, Red Filigree, Gold Brick, Graven, Case Hardened, Stalker, Amber Fade, Neon Rider, Tatter, Curse, Propaganda, Nuclear Garden, Disco Tech, Toybox, Heat, Indigo), UMP-45 (Wild Child, Fade, Blaze, Day Lily, Minotaur's Labyrinth, Crime Scene, Caramel, Bone Pile, Momentum, Primal Saber), MP7 (Teal Blossom, Fade, Nemesis, Whiteout, Asterion, Bloosport, Abyssal Apparition, Full Stop, Special Delivery, Neon Ply, Asterion, Ocean Foam, Powercore, Scorched, Impire), PP-Bizon (Modern Hunter, Rust Coat, Forest Leaves, Antique, High Roller, Blue Streak, Seabird, Judgement of Anubis, Bamboo Print, Embargo, Chemical Green, Coblat Halftone, Fuel Rod, Photic Zone, Irradiated Alert, Carbon Fiber), MP9 (Featherweight, Wild Lily, Pandora's Box, Stained Glass, Bulldozer, Dark Age, Hot Rod, Hypnotic, Hydra, Rose Iron, Music Box, Setting Sun, Food Chain, Airlock, Mount Fuji, Starlight Protector, Ruby Poison Dart, Deadly Poison), MP5-SD (Liquidation, Oxide Oasis, Phosphor, Nitro, Agent, Autumn Twilly), Shotguns, Machineguns - Sawed-Off (Kiss♥Love, First Class, Orange DDPAT, Rust Coat, The Kraken, Devourer, Mosaico, Wasteland Princess, Bamboo Shadow, Copper, Serenity, Limelight, Apocalypto), XM1014 (Frost Borre, Ancient Lore, Red Leather, Elegant Vines, Banana Leaf, Jungle, Urban Perforated, Grassland, Blaze Orange, Heaven Guard, VariCamo Blue, Entombed, XOXO, Seasons, Tranquility, Bone Machine, Incinegator, Teclu Burner, Black Tie, Zombie Offensive, Watchdog), Nova (Baroque Orange, Hyper Beast, Green Apple, Antique, Modern Hunter, Walnut, Forest Leaves, Graphite, Blaze Orange, Rising Skull, Tempest, Bloomstick, Interlock, Quick Sand, Moon in Libra, Clean Polymer, Red Quartz, Toy Soldier), MAG-7 (Insomnia, Cinqueda, Counter Terrace, Prism Terrace, Memento, Chainmail, Hazard, Justice, Bulldozer, Silver, Core Breach, Firestarter, Praetorian, Heat, Hard Water, Monster Call, BI83 Spectrum, SWAG-7), M249 (Humidor, Shipping Forecast, Blizzard Marbleized, Downtown, Jungle DDPAT, Nebula Crusader, Impact Drill, Emerald Poison Dart), Negev (Mjölnir, Anodized Navy, Palm, Power Loader, Bratatat, CaliCamo, Phoenix Stencil, Infrastructure, Boroque Sand), Wear - Factory New (FN), Minimal Wear (MW), Field-Tested (FT), Well-Worn (WW), Battle-Scarred (BS), Stickers Holo/Foil/Gold - Katowice 2014, Krakow 2017, Howling Dawn, Katowice 2015, Crown, London 2018, Cologne 2014, Boston 2018, Atlanta 2017, Cluj-Napoca 2015, DreamHack 2014, King on the Field, Harp of War, Winged Difuser, Cologne 2016, Cologne 2015, MLG Columbus 2016, Katowice 2019, Berlin 2019, RMR 2020, Stockholm 2021, Antwerp 2022, Swag Foil, Flammable foil, Others - Souvenirs, Agents, Pins, Passes, Gifts, Music Kits, Cases, Keys, Capsules, Packages, Patches

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Hi dear friends, everything in my inventory is up for trade and up for sale.
I also buy/sell skins via Crypto.
(This List only contain items above $100 I have a lot more items in my inventory, check that out on my profile)
This list is not always up to date there is more unlisted items in my inventory! feel free to add me to discuss offers. The fastest way to get a response is to send me a direct trade offer through my trade link.
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Every item is up for trade, don't be afraid to send an offer!
Prices on items may fluctuate, don't fully rely on the B/O price.
Name Float Specifics Tradability B/O
★ Butterfly Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0378 - Tradable $21000
★ Karambit Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0667 - Tradable $14500
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0071 - Tradable $13500
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0013 - Not tradeable $14500
AWP Dragon Lore MW 0.0785 - Tradable $10250
AK-47 Wild Lotus MW 0.1325 - Tradable $10500
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0568 - Tradable $7850
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0628 - Tradable $7850
AWP Dragon Lore FT 0.3701 - Tradable $6950
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0245 - Tradable $7850
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque MW 0.0947 - Tradable $6150
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0069 0.00 Tradable $6351.91
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0687 - Tradable $5351.91
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0096 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0089 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1499 - Not tradeable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1258 - Tradable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1433 BTA Knuckles, very clean Tradable $7189.16
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0222 - Tradable $5966.35
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0535 - Tradable $5560.84
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0044 - Tradable $5960.84
M4A4 Howl MW 0.0795 - Tradable $5213.81
★ Sport Gloves Pandora's Box FT 0.3633 - Tradable $5271.48
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0330 - Tradable $4857.16
M4A4 Howl FT 0.3227 - Not tradeable $4256.47
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1465 - Not tradeable $3838.56
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1042 0.10 Tradable $4238.56
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono MW 0.1264 BTA pattern Not tradeable $4622.7
★ Talon Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0603 #1 world Talon FN CW Not tradeable $6500
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) MW 0.0745 - Tradable $3794.53
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0026 - Tradable $3926.33
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0195 80.0% lowest possible Tradable $5426.33
AWP Desert Hydra FN 0.0522 - Not tradeable $3641.45
AWP The Prince FT 0.3428 - Tradable $3627.29
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0140 - Tradable $3527.29
★ Butterfly Knife Fade MW 0.0703 - Tradable $3477.14
★ Karambit Lore FN 0.0631 - Tradable $3173.33
M4A1-S Knight FN 0.0076 - Tradable $3852.09
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $2874.21
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0097 0.00 + 99.9% Fade, one of the best kara fades. Tradable $8000.21
ST ★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0331 - Tradable $2809.08
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0319 - Tradable $2732.63
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2967 - Tradable $3076.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2856 - Tradable $3276.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2243 - Tradable $4576.81
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0355 - Tradable $2435.29
★ Butterfly Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0599 - Tradable $2398.48
★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0277 - Tradable $2322.03
AWP Medusa FT 0.3088 - Tradable $2519.19
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque BS 0.5971 - Tradable $2237.07
AK-47 Hydroponic FN 0.0381 - Tradable $2229.85
★ Skeleton Knife Fade FN 0.0660 - Not tradeable $2202.38
★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0373 - Tradable $2109.64
★ Butterfly Knife Lore FT 0.3677 - Tradable $2050.04
★ Bowie Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0323 - Tradable $2045.93
★ Butterfly Knife 0.3833 - Tradable $2017.61
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0213 - Tradable $1966.36
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0175 - Tradable $1966.36
ST ★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $1929.83
MP9 Wild Lily FN 0.0567 - Tradable $2197.26
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0007 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0112 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1382 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1311 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0073 - Not tradeable $1951.96
M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle MW 0.1412 - Tradable $1840.63
★ Driver Gloves King Snake MW 0.1444 - Tradable $2139.14
★ Karambit Lore MW 0.0736 - Tradable $2133.76
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) MW 0.0781 - Tradable $2169.84
★ Karambit Marble Fade FN 0.0334 BTA Corner Tradable $1955.61
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0344 - Tradable $1741.52
ST ★ Karambit Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0332 - Not tradeable $1727.36
★ M9 Bayonet Crimson Web MW 0.0880 - Tradable $3906.12
★ M9 Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0333 - Not tradeable $1697.63
Souvenir AWP Desert Hydra 0.4292 - Not tradeable $1670.73
AK-47 Hydroponic MW 0.0752 - Tradable $1592.85
★ Moto Gloves Spearmint FT 0.2960 - Tradable $1543.23
★ Karambit Crimson Web MW 0.1224 - Not tradeable $1451.27
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.0999 - Tradable $1343.52
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1343.52
M4A1-S Imminent Danger MW 0.1346 - Tradable $1308.26
★ Karambit BS 0.5547 - Tradable $1295.45
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0064 - Not tradeable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0354 - Tradable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0277 - Not tradeable $1245.96
★ Survival Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0670 - Not tradeable $1234.64
★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0232 - Not tradeable $1230.11
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0335 - Not tradeable $1203.35
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0699 - Tradable $1203.35
AWP Fade FN 0.0206 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1189.33
AWP Fade FN 0.0333 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0465 - Not tradeable $1118.39
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0402 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0355 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0338 - Tradable $1113.72
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Damascus Steel MW 0.0811 - Tradable $1068.27
★ Karambit Slaughter MW 0.1166 - Tradable $1054.82
★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0387 - Not tradeable $1040.52
★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0081 - Tradable $996.63
★ Stiletto Knife Fade FN 0.0090 - Tradable $990.97
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent MW 0.1271 - Tradable $989.55
★ Butterfly Knife Blue Steel MW 0.0888 - Not tradeable $987.57
★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0346 - Not tradeable $984.03
★ Karambit Case Hardened MW 0.0883 - Not tradeable $955.71
ST ★ Bayonet Lore MW 0.0804 - Tradable $906.01
AK-47 Fire Serpent FT 0.2272 - Tradable $900.49
★ Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0320 - Tradable $890.51
★ Talon Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0556 - Tradable $822.62
ST ★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW 0.0716 - Tradable $821.2
ST AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.0981 4x Kato 15 Navi Holo Tradable $2816.96
★ Karambit Blue Steel MW 0.1493 - Tradable $799.97
★ Sport Gloves Vice BS 0.7893 - Tradable $792.88
ST ★ Classic Knife Fade FN 0.0592 - Tradable $786.44
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0085 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0260 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0044 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0078 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0313 - Tradable $780.43
★ M9 Bayonet Bright Water FN 0.0322 - Tradable $745.46
★ Karambit Blue Steel FT 0.1713 - Tradable $736.25
ST ★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0464 - Tradable $734.84
★ Bayonet Autotronic MW 0.1111 - Tradable $729.31
★ Sport Gloves Omega FT 0.3725 - Not tradeable $714.87
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh MW 0.1074 - Tradable $707.86
★ Butterfly Knife Forest DDPAT MW 0.1363 - Tradable $700.78
★ Flip Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0299 - Not tradeable $687.48
★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0165 - Tradable $683.58
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0072 - Tradable $676.64
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze BS 0.5675 - Not tradeable $672.11
★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard FT 0.2092 - Tradable $658.24
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade MW 0.0789 - Tradable $651.16
★ Survival Knife Fade FN 0.0102 - Not tradeable $647.55
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0091 - Tradable $622.98
★ Butterfly Knife Urban Masked 0.3844 - Tradable $608.82
★ Butterfly Knife Scorched FT 0.3489 - Tradable $603.16
★ Stiletto Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0116 - Not tradeable $591.69
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0328 - Tradable $590.35
★ Huntsman Knife Fade FN 0.0078 - Not tradeable $576.26
★ Flip Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0359 - Tradable $572.58
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out MW 0.1324 - Tradable $559.13
★ Specialist Gloves Emerald Web 0.4355 - Tradable $528.81
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web MW 0.1324 - Tradable $506.87
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox FN 0.0694 - Tradable $494.14
★ Hand Wraps Cobalt Skulls FT 0.3506 - Tradable $474.88
AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.1165 - Tradable $470.07
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0244 - Not tradeable $464.7
ST ★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0353 - Tradable $431.56
★ M9 Bayonet Urban Masked FT 0.2890 - Tradable $423.68
★ M9 Bayonet Forest DDPAT 0.3855 - Tradable $421.93
★ Paracord Knife Slaughter FN 0.0137 - Tradable $416.97
M4A4 Temukau FN 0.0140 - Tradable $399.28
★ Survival Knife Slaughter FN 0.0615 - Not tradeable $377.97
★ Bayonet Blue Steel MW 0.0877 - Tradable $372.23
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent FT 0.2862 - Tradable $368.13
Desert Eagle Hand Cannon FN 0.0331 - Tradable $368.12
★ Skeleton Knife Night Stripe BS 0.5431 - Tradable $366.69
★ Flip Knife Autotronic FT 0.2108 - Not tradeable $356.94
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox MW 0.0884 - Tradable $356.8
★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened FT 0.1803 - Tradable $356.49
ST ★ Bowie Knife Lore MW 0.1062 - Tradable $353.75
★ Bayonet Ultraviolet MW 0.0939 - Tradable $352.53
★ Talon Knife Ultraviolet FT 0.1823 - Tradable $348.3
★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph MW 0.1045 - Tradable $347.74
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2631 - Not tradeable $345.4
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2584 - Tradable $345.4
M4A4 The Coalition FN 0.0681 - Tradable $344.05
ST ★ Flip Knife Crimson Web FT 0.3589 - Not tradeable $339.66
ST AK-47 The Empress FN 0.0689 - Tradable $328.2
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.2085 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.1786 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0429 - Not tradeable $320.69
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0401 - Tradable $320.69
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.2615 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.3778 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Nocts FT 0.2275 - Tradable $308.45
★ Falchion Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0591 - Tradable $301.37
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web FT 0.2136 - Tradable $286
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate FT 0.1931 - Not tradeable $282.47
Glock-18 Twilight Galaxy FN 0.0069 - Tradable $269.02
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate BS 0.8311 - Not tradeable $263.14
★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! FT 0.3525 - Not tradeable $261.78
AK-47 Fuel Injector MW 0.0954 - Tradable $261.16
★ Nomad Knife Stained 0.3913 - Tradable $254.86
M4A1-S Printstream MW 0.1048 - Not tradeable $246.99
AK-47 Vulcan FT 0.2007 - Tradable $237.72
★ Specialist Gloves Mogul FT 0.1817 - Tradable $235.95
★ Specialist Gloves Forest DDPAT MW 0.1365 - Tradable $230.57
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FT 0.2246 - Tradable $226.54
AK-47 Case Hardened FT 0.2186 - Tradable $209.12
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out FT 0.2946 - Tradable $207.35
\- Steam Profile : https://steamcommunity.com/id/antonbeast
Trade offer : https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffenew/?partner=61414315&token=WGyxdHWU

Hi dear friends, everything in my inventory is up for trade and up for sale.
I also buy/sell skins via Crypto.
(This List only contain items above $100 I have a lot more items in my inventory, check that out on my profile)
This list is not always up to date there is more unlisted items in my inventory! feel free to add me to discuss offers. The fastest way to get a response is to send me a direct trade offer through my trade link.
Guidelines to communicate with me : be informative on what you're interested in and if you wish to buy with cash/crypto or trade.
My discord : ¡Antonbeast Buying/Trading Skins#9260
Links to my profile / trade offer
Steam Profile : https://steamcommunity.com/id/antonbeast
Trade offer : https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffenew/?partner=61414315&token=WGyxdHWU
Every item is up for trade, don't be afraid to send an offer!
Prices on items may fluctuate, don't fully rely on the B/O price.
Name Float Specifics Tradability B/O
★ Butterfly Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0378 - Tradable $21000
★ Karambit Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0667 - Tradable $14500
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0071 - Tradable $13500
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0013 - Not tradeable $14500
AWP Dragon Lore MW 0.0785 - Tradable $10250
AK-47 Wild Lotus MW 0.1325 - Tradable $10500
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0568 - Tradable $7850
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0628 - Tradable $7850
AWP Dragon Lore FT 0.3701 - Tradable $6950
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0245 - Tradable $7850
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque MW 0.0947 - Tradable $6150
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0069 0.00 Tradable $6351.91
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0687 - Tradable $5351.91
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0096 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0089 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1499 - Not tradeable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1258 - Tradable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1433 BTA Knuckles, very clean Tradable $7189.16
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0222 - Tradable $5966.35
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0535 - Tradable $5560.84
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0044 - Tradable $5960.84
M4A4 Howl MW 0.0795 - Tradable $5213.81
★ Sport Gloves Pandora's Box FT 0.3633 - Tradable $5271.48
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0330 - Tradable $4857.16
M4A4 Howl FT 0.3227 - Not tradeable $4256.47
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1465 - Not tradeable $3838.56
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1042 0.10 Tradable $4238.56
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono MW 0.1264 BTA pattern Not tradeable $4622.7
★ Talon Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0603 #1 world Talon FN CW Not tradeable $6500
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) MW 0.0745 - Tradable $3794.53
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0026 - Tradable $3926.33
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0195 80.0% lowest possible Tradable $5426.33
AWP Desert Hydra FN 0.0522 - Not tradeable $3641.45
AWP The Prince FT 0.3428 - Tradable $3627.29
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0140 - Tradable $3527.29
★ Butterfly Knife Fade MW 0.0703 - Tradable $3477.14
★ Karambit Lore FN 0.0631 - Tradable $3173.33
M4A1-S Knight FN 0.0076 - Tradable $3852.09
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $2874.21
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0097 0.00 + 99.9% Fade, one of the best kara fades. Tradable $8000.21
ST ★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0331 - Tradable $2809.08
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0319 - Tradable $2732.63
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2967 - Tradable $3076.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2856 - Tradable $3276.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2243 - Tradable $4576.81
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0355 - Tradable $2435.29
★ Butterfly Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0599 - Tradable $2398.48
★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0277 - Tradable $2322.03
AWP Medusa FT 0.3088 - Tradable $2519.19
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque BS 0.5971 - Tradable $2237.07
AK-47 Hydroponic FN 0.0381 - Tradable $2229.85
★ Skeleton Knife Fade FN 0.0660 - Not tradeable $2202.38
★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0373 - Tradable $2109.64
★ Butterfly Knife Lore FT 0.3677 - Tradable $2050.04
★ Bowie Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0323 - Tradable $2045.93
★ Butterfly Knife 0.3833 - Tradable $2017.61
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0213 - Tradable $1966.36
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0175 - Tradable $1966.36
ST ★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $1929.83
MP9 Wild Lily FN 0.0567 - Tradable $2197.26
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0007 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0112 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1382 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1311 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0073 - Not tradeable $1951.96
M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle MW 0.1412 - Tradable $1840.63
★ Driver Gloves King Snake MW 0.1444 - Tradable $2139.14
★ Karambit Lore MW 0.0736 - Tradable $2133.76
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) MW 0.0781 - Tradable $2169.84
★ Karambit Marble Fade FN 0.0334 BTA Corner Tradable $1955.61
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0344 - Tradable $1741.52
ST ★ Karambit Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0332 - Not tradeable $1727.36
★ M9 Bayonet Crimson Web MW 0.0880 - Tradable $3906.12
★ M9 Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0333 - Not tradeable $1697.63
Souvenir AWP Desert Hydra 0.4292 - Not tradeable $1670.73
AK-47 Hydroponic MW 0.0752 - Tradable $1592.85
★ Moto Gloves Spearmint FT 0.2960 - Tradable $1543.23
★ Karambit Crimson Web MW 0.1224 - Not tradeable $1451.27
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.0999 - Tradable $1343.52
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1343.52
M4A1-S Imminent Danger MW 0.1346 - Tradable $1308.26
★ Karambit BS 0.5547 - Tradable $1295.45
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0064 - Not tradeable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0354 - Tradable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0277 - Not tradeable $1245.96
★ Survival Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0670 - Not tradeable $1234.64
★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0232 - Not tradeable $1230.11
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0335 - Not tradeable $1203.35
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0699 - Tradable $1203.35
AWP Fade FN 0.0206 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1189.33
AWP Fade FN 0.0333 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0465 - Not tradeable $1118.39
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0402 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0355 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0338 - Tradable $1113.72
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Damascus Steel MW 0.0811 - Tradable $1068.27
★ Karambit Slaughter MW 0.1166 - Tradable $1054.82
★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0387 - Not tradeable $1040.52
★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0081 - Tradable $996.63
★ Stiletto Knife Fade FN 0.0090 - Tradable $990.97
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent MW 0.1271 - Tradable $989.55
★ Butterfly Knife Blue Steel MW 0.0888 - Not tradeable $987.57
★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0346 - Not tradeable $984.03
★ Karambit Case Hardened MW 0.0883 - Not tradeable $955.71
ST ★ Bayonet Lore MW 0.0804 - Tradable $906.01
AK-47 Fire Serpent FT 0.2272 - Tradable $900.49
★ Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0320 - Tradable $890.51
★ Talon Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0556 - Tradable $822.62
ST ★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW 0.0716 - Tradable $821.2
ST AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.0981 4x Kato 15 Navi Holo Tradable $2816.96
★ Karambit Blue Steel MW 0.1493 - Tradable $799.97
★ Sport Gloves Vice BS 0.7893 - Tradable $792.88
ST ★ Classic Knife Fade FN 0.0592 - Tradable $786.44
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0085 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0260 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0044 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0078 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0313 - Tradable $780.43
★ M9 Bayonet Bright Water FN 0.0322 - Tradable $745.46
★ Karambit Blue Steel FT 0.1713 - Tradable $736.25
ST ★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0464 - Tradable $734.84
★ Bayonet Autotronic MW 0.1111 - Tradable $729.31
★ Sport Gloves Omega FT 0.3725 - Not tradeable $714.87
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh MW 0.1074 - Tradable $707.86
★ Butterfly Knife Forest DDPAT MW 0.1363 - Tradable $700.78
★ Flip Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0299 - Not tradeable $687.48
★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0165 - Tradable $683.58
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0072 - Tradable $676.64
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze BS 0.5675 - Not tradeable $672.11
★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard FT 0.2092 - Tradable $658.24
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade MW 0.0789 - Tradable $651.16
★ Survival Knife Fade FN 0.0102 - Not tradeable $647.55
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0091 - Tradable $622.98
★ Butterfly Knife Urban Masked 0.3844 - Tradable $608.82
★ Butterfly Knife Scorched FT 0.3489 - Tradable $603.16
★ Stiletto Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0116 - Not tradeable $591.69
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0328 - Tradable $590.35
★ Huntsman Knife Fade FN 0.0078 - Not tradeable $576.26
★ Flip Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0359 - Tradable $572.58
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out MW 0.1324 - Tradable $559.13
★ Specialist Gloves Emerald Web 0.4355 - Tradable $528.81
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web MW 0.1324 - Tradable $506.87
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox FN 0.0694 - Tradable $494.14
★ Hand Wraps Cobalt Skulls FT 0.3506 - Tradable $474.88
AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.1165 - Tradable $470.07
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0244 - Not tradeable $464.7
ST ★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0353 - Tradable $431.56
★ M9 Bayonet Urban Masked FT 0.2890 - Tradable $423.68
★ M9 Bayonet Forest DDPAT 0.3855 - Tradable $421.93
★ Paracord Knife Slaughter FN 0.0137 - Tradable $416.97
M4A4 Temukau FN 0.0140 - Tradable $399.28
★ Survival Knife Slaughter FN 0.0615 - Not tradeable $377.97
★ Bayonet Blue Steel MW 0.0877 - Tradable $372.23
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent FT 0.2862 - Tradable $368.13
Desert Eagle Hand Cannon FN 0.0331 - Tradable $368.12
★ Skeleton Knife Night Stripe BS 0.5431 - Tradable $366.69
★ Flip Knife Autotronic FT 0.2108 - Not tradeable $356.94
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox MW 0.0884 - Tradable $356.8
★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened FT 0.1803 - Tradable $356.49
ST ★ Bowie Knife Lore MW 0.1062 - Tradable $353.75
★ Bayonet Ultraviolet MW 0.0939 - Tradable $352.53
★ Talon Knife Ultraviolet FT 0.1823 - Tradable $348.3
★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph MW 0.1045 - Tradable $347.74
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2631 - Not tradeable $345.4
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2584 - Tradable $345.4
M4A4 The Coalition FN 0.0681 - Tradable $344.05
ST ★ Flip Knife Crimson Web FT 0.3589 - Not tradeable $339.66
ST AK-47 The Empress FN 0.0689 - Tradable $328.2
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.2085 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.1786 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0429 - Not tradeable $320.69
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0401 - Tradable $320.69
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.2615 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.3778 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Nocts FT 0.2275 - Tradable $308.45
★ Falchion Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0591 - Tradable $301.37
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web FT 0.2136 - Tradable $286
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate FT 0.1931 - Not tradeable $282.47
Glock-18 Twilight Galaxy FN 0.0069 - Tradable $269.02
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate BS 0.8311 - Not tradeable $263.14
★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! FT 0.3525 - Not tradeable $261.78
AK-47 Fuel Injector MW 0.0954 - Tradable $261.16
★ Nomad Knife Stained 0.3913 - Tradable $254.86
M4A1-S Printstream MW 0.1048 - Not tradeable $246.99
AK-47 Vulcan FT 0.2007 - Tradable $237.72
★ Specialist Gloves Mogul FT 0.1817 - Tradable $235.95
★ Specialist Gloves Forest DDPAT MW 0.1365 - Tradable $230.57
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FT 0.2246 - Tradable $226.54
AK-47 Case Hardened FT 0.2186 - Tradable $209.12
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out FT 0.2946 - Tradable $207.35
\- Steam Profile : https://steamcommunity.com/id/antonbeast
Trade offer : https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffenew/?partner=61414315&token=WGyxdHWU

Hello, fährt jemand zufällig am Samstag von Köln zu RaR und hat nen Platz frei?
Ich hab ein Tagesticket und wollte mir gerade ein Ticket für den Shuttle kaufen, aber zu den guten Zeiten sind schon alle weg. Kurz zu mir, ich bin Klara, 25 und freue mich sehr auf KIZ und Kings of Leon, aber auch auf Blond und die spielen schon um 14:00 Uhr! Würde mich mega freuen. :)

AFAB nonbinary person seeking long-term romantic relationship with childfree man who is not a creep.
I'm pretty heavily introverted and shy. I like keeping plants, especially succulents. My degree of success with this... varies. But they're all living, so it's probably fine.
I'm more of a cat person. Well-trained dogs are cool. I say this because I have three, and because one time some weirdo got really insistent about "dog superiority" after I told him I'm a cat person. So now I just say it in my posts.
I like the standard human things. Indie-pop and alt music, graphic novels, Chainsaw Man (the manga and the anime), The Boys (just the show), Sweet Tooth (just the comic), and plenty of animated shows and movies. I have a soft spot for stop-motion.
I'm autistic and demisexual. Not currently locked into a special interest, so maybe it could be you?
I'm left-leaning, non-religious, and don't drink or smoke. I have discord, so we can switch to that after we've gotten to know each other.
Appearance: I'm 5'4", plus-size/curvy/fat/whatever you feel like calling it, keep my hair cut short, and am pretty average-looking. I don't know how to use makeup and refuse to learn, so I've gotten comfortable with this. Couple of pictures on my profile.
What I'm looking for: - male - 24-30 - living in the USA. The closer the better. - childfree. This does not just mean "childless". - monogamous, LTR-minded, wanting to take things slowly - won't insult me for fun/as a joke. A lot of people seem to like doing this before they've even gotten to know me. Being picked on that way turns me off. - bonus points if you're built like a bealook like a lumberjack. Not required, I just like that. I have no other preferences.
Tell me about yourself if you message. Age, location, hobbies, likes, dislikes, your ideal date night, whatever. Otherwise I will just assume you didn't read my post.