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2022.10.28 02:00 vl_translate_bot Plant-based food makers call Oklahoma law unconstitutional, files lawsuit KOCO

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2022.02.02 10:09 streamingcat LIVE: Watch Very Oklahoma by KOCO NOW! Oklahoma City news, weather and more.

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2022.02.01 04:57 chefslapchop [Mega Thread] Winter storm 2/1-2/3/22

This thread can serve as a central hub for conversations relating to the upcoming storm and how it will impact the greater OKC area. I will update it as more data becomes available. Feel free to post other relevant weather related posts during this time, though some repetitive topics or news may be removed in favor of this thread to reduce clutter and boost visibility of critical weather information.
Oklahoma road conditions map
Update 6:03 am 2/3/22
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Current Mesonet Ticker
NWS Norman Forcast (as of Monday afternoon 1/31)
Link to Oklahoma Mega Thread
I removed the sticky post explaining how to get your free COVID 19 tests. You may find that link here
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2022.02.01 04:52 chefslapchop [Mega Thread] Winter storm 2/1-2/3/22

This thread can serve as a central hub for conversations relating to the upcoming storm. I will update it as more data becomes available. Feel free to post other relevant weather related posts during this time, though some repetitive topics or news may be removed.
Oklahoma road conditions map
Update 6:03 am 2/3/22
Update 8:40 pm
Update 3:37 pm 2/2/22
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2021.02.15 16:24 chefslapchop [Mega Thread] Winter weather emergencies, water outages, road conditions and advice thread.

Use this thread to consolidate information concerning impacts from this weeks weather.
Water outages and service reports 2/15/21 9:30am
Current road conditions KOCO
OG&E outage map
Tuesday afternoon and evening weather outlook, an additional 6-8”
OG&E to begin controlled outages to preserve the integrity of the power grid has clarified that they have suspended this
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2020.12.13 17:32 nofeenews WATCH LIVE: KOCO First Alert Weather Team tracking snow falling in Oklahoma - KOCO Oklahoma City

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2020.12.03 04:33 nofeenews WINTER WEATHER TIMELINE: Storm trudges through Oklahoma, bringing rain and heavy snow - KOCO Oklahoma City

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2020.05.13 19:27 chefslapchop [Mega Thread] Let's talk about the weather!

I've seen a lot of posts over the years in Oklahoma subs about our weather. Most of you I assume are used to the roller coaster that is Oklahoma weather in the spring, but for those of you who aren't, or perhaps new to the state, here are some pretty standard resources to help you understand what the impacts will be and to keep yourself safe and as anxiety free as possible.
Now some of you are KFOR fans, KOCO fans there might even be a FOX25 fan around. That's all well and fine and these are (almost) always a wonderful resource for watching live updates during an outbreak. KFOR.com, KOCO.com, News9.com and OKCFOX.com are all great ways of catching live streaming updates during severe weather for those of you who don't have basic cable. Please keep in mind there will be a slight delay to their coverage and depending on your wifi connection or cell phone reception could completely not work at all. Also, please remember that these sources are often overly dramatized, so if you're new to the state or a highly anxious person, please see the below resources.
Mobile radar apps. There are many to chose from, most of which are totally fine. If you really want the creme de la creme, download RadarScope, it's a paid app and there is a lot more information than your average person needs, however as far as NexRad radar apps go, its top of the line. Almost every storm chaser you see will be running this app. It's higher quality resolution than anything you will find.
As for 7 day forecasting, just forget about it. Oklahoma in the spring is far too volatile for anyone to know what the hell is going to happen in 7 days (unless we have a particularly stable air mass overhead), don't even think about 10-14 day predictions. They are bullshit. 3 days. That's all you really should pay attention to. If you ever see that psychedelic color based prediction blob (green is not too bad, orange is pretty scary, red/purple is bad etc.). These are often done in house by meteorologists at their respective news stations, but some the best atmospheric scientists in the world make one on NOAAs website. This is usually the best way to get a feel for what the weather will be doing over the next few days and in the event of an outbreak, I'd recommend checking it multiple times a day leading up to the weather event for the most up to date information. You can simply google "convective outlook" or click this link to familiarize yourself with the site. If you have questions, feel free to ask.
It's also recommended that you download some type of weather radio, there are many on the market to chose from most of which function perfectly fine.
Other subreddits that might be interesting or helpful for anyone who wants to know more about weather:
/Weather
/Meteorology
/okwx
/Tornados
/stormchasing
/climate
/TropicalWeather
/WeatherGifs
For those of you who want to know a lot more here's an amazing resource for free online courses METED
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2019.09.04 22:14 Pollbaby4 Oklahoma City Oklahoma KOCO 5 Sexy Weather Kitten Shelby Hays

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2019.05.27 02:43 shadros Michael Armstrong

Stormtracker for KOCO. He is behaving irresponsibly during every storm. Even for the drama merchants of local news weather, he is wildly over the top. He is extrapolating ANY piece of information out into the worst case scenario. Every cloud he sees is lowering. Every batch of rain could be hiding a tornado. Every lighting flash shows a cloud that could be a funnel. All of this while being positively giddy. I genuinely think he is a menace. I can't imagine being an elderly person home alone watching his histrionics.
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2019.01.05 16:55 HalfHeartYT Flub VS Fans 1-4-19 Copypasta

The tributes launched off of their podiums and sprinted towards the middle of the arena, a cornucopia with 10 chests
Chylx dove for a large chest in front of him and opened it, revealing a shiny blade
While looting the rest of the chest, Chylx heard a cough behind him
He ignored the person and continued to loot
Behind Chylx was Arren, a pistol in his hand
"Too bad, Chylx. You're the one who's gonna get Chylx'd this time. :sunglasses:" Arren said
Chylx continued to loot the chest
"Hey, Chylx, don't ignore me!" Arren said, firm now
At near the speed of light, Chylx turned around and threw his blade into Arren
Arren couldn't keep up with what happened, and had to look down to realize that he had been impaled
"Don't... say it." Arren muttered
"You've been Chylx'd."
BOOM Chylx has slain Arren with a blade.**
23 Tributes Remain
Dunamis and Vasile ran across the heck zone
"Wait, Vasile"
Vasile turned and stopped, looking at his teammate.
"You were already in FvF before, last episode!"
"Oh yeah, I just wanted to have fun in the games"
Dunamis, confused why someone would have FUN in this battle royale deathmatch, shrugged and continued to walk on
TheMostTriggeredEmoji and Hayden walked across the forest, looking for some neato weapons
Hayden spotted a cave and yelled for his teammate to follow him inside
The cave exterior was what appeared to be mossy stone
They walked inside and Hayden put out his hand to stop Emoji
"Look at the floor" Hayden whispered
Looking down, Emoji saw a thin piece of string across the floor in front of them
Hayden turned to walk out of the cave, but Emoji stopped him now
"There could be EPIC loot here dude!"
Hayden grunted and let Emoji do his thing
"This cave seems so old, I bet the string doesn't even lead to anything now"
Emoji stepped on the string
click
The two stood in fear
15 seconds had passed
"See? Nothing! Probably bro-"
pow
An arrow shot through the air from inside the cave and struck Emoji
Emoji turned towards Hayden and began to scream
"I AM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW AREWHRAERY&GAEGYHAEHEGYHUAE"
Another arrow shot, since Emoji was standing on the string
After this one, however, he could not scream
BOOM Emoji was killed by arrows. Don't step on tripwire in a dark cave, kids!
Twenty two tributes remain
Cloak and HalfHeart stood at the edge of a dock in the oceanic zone
They spotted an island about 100 meters away in the water
"yooo let's go" Cloak said enthusiastically
"uhhhhh nahhh" HalfHeart said, not wanting to reveal to his teammate that he could not swim.
"Dude I see something shiny there we HAVE TO GO!" Cloak screamed
HalfHeart cringed with fear and walked to the edge of the dock
Cloak dove in and came back to the surface, smiling
"The water feels great man! Come in!"
HalfHeart was shaking now, absolutely terrified
HalfHeart looked down, seeing the seemingly endless ocean below him
Right as he was about to jump, he heard a shout from behind
Chylx and Gumusao were a few dozen meters behind them, approaching fast
"JUMP HALFHEART! WE NEED TO ESCAPE!" Cloak shrieked
An arrow struck on the ground next to HalfHeart, fired by Chylx
HalfHeart fell into the water from the arrow and began to sink
He sunk like he had a bag of rocks tied to him
He looked up at the surface of the water and his eyes began to close
The last thing he saw before he passed out was a hand near his face
"Your teammate is dumb" Chylx said to Cloak
"He's about to drown" Gumusao said
Cloak was mad. No one insults his teammate without him fighting back
"WELL, GUESS WHAT?!" Cloak yelled
"what" the two replied
"YOUR MOTHERS ARE GARBAGE!"
Chylx and Gumusao's jaws dropped with shock
No one had ever roasted them so hard
Chylx pulled out his dagger
"You're done, kiddo"
Cloak squeaked and began to swim away
Gumusao jumped into the water to chase him, only realizing that he too cannot swim
He began to sink, struggling to get above the water
Cloak, seeing this weakness, turned and splashed water at Gum
Gum couldn't breathe now, and he began to sink
To add insult to injury, Cloak went deeper in the water near Gum and kicked him in the stomach
Unfortunately for Gum, the last thing he saw was not a hand, it was darkness
BOOM Gumusao has perished in the water. If you can't swim, please use a lifevest or floaty.
Twenty One Tributes Remain
Chylx, annoyed at the situation, turned around and walked away
Turtle and Rado were in the forest area, looking in the trees for some food
The sun was beginning to set, and they were hungry
Turtle stumbled across an apple, but something was... off with it.
The apple was green on one side, but the other side it was dark red
There was a bug in it too
Turtle gagged and showed it to Rado
Rado laughed
"We can seriously trick someone with this"
Turtle nodded and they decided to hold the apple
"HEY!" Infectious(Finest) and D0ts walked out from behind a tree
"What is that in your hand, peasant!" D0ts yelled
"uhh uhhh uhhh" Turtle stuttered
"Our food!" Rado said
"Give us the apple or we will kill you. If you give it to us, we'll let you roam free." Infectious/Finest said
Rado faked a sigh
"Alright GOSH!"
He handed the apple to Infectious, being smart to hide the red side
"Thank you, pleb." D0ts said
Infectious took a bite of the apple
"mmmmm" what a taste!"
Before giving it to D0ts for a taste of his own, Infectious's eyes began to open very wide
"Does it taste... good?" Rado said from a little bit down the trail
Infectious's mouth opened, and he began to spasm
He suddenly went limp and fell over onto the ground
His body, no joke, began to evaporate
As if Thanos had snapped
"[email protected][email protected]??" D0ts yelled
D0ts looked at what was left of his teammate
All that stood in his place was a worm
The worm crawled back into the apple
D0ts was paralyzed with fear
Until... it moved
The apple began to move
it rolled towards D0ts, and stopped at his feet
D0ts at that moment had a sudden realization that he might die, so he stomped on the apple
To his dismay, the apple was crushed, but retained its normal shape almost instantly
The apple floated up to D0ts's eye-level
The worm poked its head out of the apple
"You should have gone for the head"
And the worm launched itself at D0ts
A winner of the games said in an interview after that he could hear D0ts's screams from across the arena
That it was "truly a terrifying sound"
BOOM D0ts was slain by THANOS WORM THANOS WORM
Twenty Tributes Remain
^ oh yeah also infectious/finest died
Nineteen Tributes Remain
Fiddle and Tobuu heard the screams and cringed
They now approached the Heck zone
From across the landscape, Fiddle could notice two people standing still
"Here, pass me your bow, let me try a shot."
Fiddle angled the bow just right and shot an arrow towards the still people
It arced beautifully and struck the figure on the left in the head
To his amazement, the figure remained upright
Squinting now, Fiddle noticed that the figures looked a bit... strange
They were very reddish/brown
Sort of like the material on the floor of the heck zone
"wait"
"I think those are disguises. It's a trap-"
The two were both grabbed from behind and thrown to the ground
Norwegian Escape was towering over Fiddle, while Spubbles was towering over Tobuu
Tobuu, on quick impulse, kicked Spubbles in the groin, causing him to shriek and fall onto the ground and spasm
Norwegian, seeing his teammate downed, kicked Tobuu in the face
A lot of chaos now ensued, and all 4 began to fight
Tobuu dodged another kick from Norwegian and pulled out a dagger he had in his pocket
He dove behind Spubbles and inserted the blade into his back
Spubbles howled in pain, and Norwegian saw that his teammate's time was limited
He threw four rapid punches at Tobuu, all connecting with his face
Fiddle was on the ground, scared
Spubbles and Tobuu were both near each other, very wounded
They both knew their time was up
As a motion of peace, they held hands and were oofed
:Kappa:
BOOM Spubbles and Tobuu have perished
Seventeen Tributes Remain
Fiddle was on the ground now, not wounded, but scared
Norwegian stood above him, towering like the ship he was
"HAHAHA!" Norewegian bellowed
"I have four main water slides, two pools, four hot tubs and a cool aqua play area for young children! What do you have?"
"OH WAIT! You're not a ship! I am superior!"
He continued to cackle and Fiddle was now mad
Fiddle stood up and faced Norwegian eye to eye
Fiddle winded back, like he was preparing a mythical fireball or something
"Ha you look so silly" Norwegian said
"AAEHAHEHAEHEAAE" Fiddle screeched
He kicked Norwegian so hard in the stomach that he flew back 20 or so feet into a pit of lava
"Can't swim in this liquid can you?" Fiddle said
Norwegian Escape sunk while on fire... He was a brilliant ship, but unfortunately was not fire resistant
BOOM Norwegian Escape has perished
Sixteen Tributes Remain
Bumbleboing and LDMslovenianPro were laying on a nice island in the oceanic zone
The weather was nice, but there was an uneasy feeling in the air
click
LDMslovenianPro opened his eyes and saw some pretty big waves now splashing in the ocean
"Huh, waves are getting wild." He said to Bumble, who grunted, just wanting to sleep in the nice hot sun
The waves continued to increase, one wave splashing over their island and covering LDM, who was gasping for air
"BUMBLE WE NEED TO GO!"
"nah the weather is niceee"
The waves continued to increase
It was as if they were in a wave pool at a water park
A wave covered their entire island, prompting Bumble to get worried
The sky was now dark, and the waves were increasing
The wind was picking up, throwing their hair wildly across the air
"AAA WHAT DO WE DO?" LDM screamed
Bumble said nothing, staring at the horizon
"BUMBLE??"
LDM turned to see what Bumble was looking at
There was a wave
About the size of a common skyscraper
Hundreds of feet in the air
"HOLD YOUR BREATH!" Bumble yelled before the wave absorbed them
Bumble was thrown deep deep into the water
Hitting rocks and coral as the altitude decreased
Bumble felt this was the end
With the last few blinks of consciousness, Bumble saw something under the water
A cave
Bumble attempted to swim towards the cave, but was stuck by rapidly sinking debris from the wave
LDM was underwater as well
But was even more unlucky
LDM had fallen underwater straight into a particularly sharp piece of coral
BOOM Bumble and LDM both keeled over underwater :(
Fourteen Tributes Remain
Westrolix and Penzar were in the forest, very hungry as the sun had finally set
They illuminated their path with torches they had found
"Aha! Victory! Food!" Penzar said
He bent down to the ground to examine an apple that was there
He looked at the apple from the front, shrugged, and took a bite
Over the chews, Penzar said, "You know, this apple is pretty good actually."
"Want some of it?" Penzar asked
Westrolix refused
Penzar shrugged and ate the rest of the apple
"Hey I found an apple for myself too!" Westrolix now said
He picked up an apple he found on the ground too
He took a bite
Penzar rubbed his belly after the good meal
Westrolix stood awkwardly
"Yo this apple sucks" he said
He handed it to Penzar, who turned the apple around
Now showing off the true colors of the apple
Dark red
"I think you're about to die" Penzar said
Westrolix clinged onto Penzar
"I don't feel so good, Mr. Penzar... I don't want to go, please, I don't want to go, Mr. Penzar."
Penzar clutched onto Westrolix, not sure he could do anything to save him
Westrolix faded away from existance
Penzar teared up, only to be distracted from a small object landing on his arm
Penzar looked at his arm
A small worm was there
"Oh hello smol thing"
Penzar reached out his hand for the worm to climb up on
The worm looked up at Penzar
Penzar was confused though
He didn't think worms had eyes
This one had clearly visible ones
and what looked like a mouth
"Probably mutant animal or something" He thought
The worm climbed up his hand at a fast speed
and was now on Penzar's face
"woah you're a fast thing"
Penzar flung the worm onto the ground
The worm looked up at Penzar now
"I know what it’s like to lose. To feel so desperately that you’re right, yet to fail nonetheless. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives. Or should I say, I have." The worm read out, perfectly literate
Penzar was so shocked that the worm spoke, that he didn't even notice it launching for his face once again
BOOM Penzar and Westrolix were slain by THANOS WORM THANOS WORM
Twelve Tributes Remain
:bug:
At the bottom of the ocean
HalfHeart now opened his eyes
He coughed up an extreme amount of water
He looked around him
And saw a small room
No water in sight
"Whaaaa?" He said aloud
He stood up and walked around the room, looking for an opening or some answers
There was a door in the corner, so HalfHeart walked towards it
Before he could reach it, the door opened
A figure stood in the doorway
HalfHeart couldn't see the figure entirely, but he new it was someone he recognized
He just had that... feeling
No, it was not Thanos
The figure walked towards HalfHeart
Showing who it really was
HalfHeart opened his name to utter the figure's name, but the figure put up a finger to tell him to stop
"You're lucky I got to you." The figure said
"You're lucky I happened to be out in the water when I saw you drowning"
HalfHeart nodded, in awe with the figure still
"I thought you were dead?" HalfHeart said to the figure. "It was everywhere in the news!"
The figure laughed and patted HalfHeart on the shoulder
"You have much to learn about everything going on here."
"Now go- go fight your way to the top, if you can. Try your hardest."
With that, the figure pressed a button on the wall and a trapdoor opened under HalfHeart, shooting him to the surface
Before he could say a thank you, HalfHeart swore at impulse
He landed on the earth, but was hit in the face with a rock that happened to be shot from the water as well
He fell to the ground and clutched his fist. "Should have said shoot..." he muttered
A big battle now ensued across the map
Diamondd, Koco, and Peachy were all in a battle
Diamondd was alone, but he had the loot on his side
He had a rifle and the high-ground, and was firing down on his enemies
Bullets hit near Koco and Peachy, barely missing them
"REEE!" Koco yelled, scared out of his mind
Peachy was hurt seeing Koco this unstable, and decided to make a great sacrifice
Peachy ran out and drew Diamondd's attention to him now
Diamondd hit Peachy with a shot in the arm, and another in the leg
Koco had this opportunity now to rush the high-ground that Diamondd had
Shot after shot now struck Peachy
Koco was now level with Diamondd now, and dove for him, knocking the weapon out of his hand
Koco threw a dozen punches at Diamondd, and now turned towards Peachy
Peachy was motionless on the ground
Koco ran down to the ground with Peachy
"Peachy... no..."
Peachy looked at Koco
"You're an amazing person, keep being you."
With that Peachy perished
boom Peachy and Diamondd both perished
:blobtear:
Ten Tributes Remain
"Wait" Vasile now said
"How am I alive"
Dunamis shrugged
"Lemme just do something" Vasile said
"Gamemaker, why am I still here?" He yelled up to the sky
"Oh. Shoot I forgot you were still alive. Uhh. How do you want to go out?"
"With a car crash" Vasile replied
A car appeared next to Vasile
"Drive your fastest. Enjoy the ride." The gamemaker said
Vasile shed a tear of happiness
He got inside the vehicle and tore it across the landscape
Before it flipped over a hill, the speedometer read "200"
The car flipped in mid air, and exploded like a Michael Bay movie when it hit the ground
BOOM(Literally) Vasile has perished
Don't speed in cars
Nine Tributes Remain
"You know what? Let's get this going crazy." The gamemaker announced
Deathmatch has now begun
But a different sort of death match..
Instead of being teleported
Every weapon was now infinitely powerful
It would destroy anything it touched with one hit
Even people
And along with that, every tribute now had a map in their pocket with everyone's concurrent locations
Rado and Turtle faced their next foes
Cloak and now HalfHeart
HalfHeart was dazed from a concussion, but wanted to fight still
Turtle had a bow, and fired a shot
It missed HalfHeart by an inch
Cloak ran at Rado, tackling him to the ground
Cloak, now over a pinned Rado, pulled out his dagger and hit Rado with it
Rado was instantly oofed by it
BOOM Rado has been hecked by Cloak
Eight Tributes Remain
"Nothing personal kid" Cloak said over Rado's corpse
He then did a small fortnite dance
:dance:
Turtle, Half, and Cloak continued the fight
Turtle punched Half in the face, sending him to the ground
Since fists aren't weapons, he wasn't instantly slain
While on the ground, Half thought he was hallucinating from the concussion
He saw an apple roll across the ground
"lol hallucinations are weird"
He swore he could even touch the apple
A worm emerged from the seemingly hallucinated apple
"The end is near." The worm bellowed
HalfHeart laughed at the silly worm
He stopped laughing when it collided with his face
"oof" Half said before vanishing
:THANOSOOF:
Thanos worm strikes again...
BOOM Half was ouchied
Seven Tributes Remain
The gamemaker now became conscious of what was happening
"Thanos worm? What?" She pulled up her computer and looked at the footage
"Shooot, this isn't supposed to happen."
"Shoot shoot shoot"
She typed wildly into her keyboard and pulled up a dashboard of all the living tributes
She saw that Turtle and Cloak were the two nearest to the worm
She had to wait for one of them to come out victorious before she could intervene
Cloak was under Turtle, who had a knife
"jajaja prepare to keel over!" Turtle said
"WAIT WHAT IS THAT?!" Cloak yelled
Turtle turned
Thanos Worm
The worm stood on the ground, facing the two tributes

"Your end is near."
The two tributes stopped fighting
Turtle, afraid the own worm he found would kill him, stomped on it
After he removed his foot, the worm still stood
"You’re strong. But I could snap my fingers, and you’d all cease to exist."
Cloak now stomped the worm
It was still there
The two took turns stomping the worm
"This can't be fun for the worm." Cloak said
"Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe. But this… does put a smile on my face."
"GRRRR!" Turtle yelled
This was the gamemaker's chance
She added values to the computer for Turtle momentarily
Turtle began to expand
Almost to a... pear shape
Turtle now spoke deeply
"ONLY ONE CHARACTER CAN DESTROY THANOS"
BIG CHUNGUS

With that phrase, Thanos Worm dissolved into nothingness
Turtle went back to his normal self
Exhausted
Cloak was wide eyed
And began to hail his new true leader, Turtle
Unfortunately for Turtle, however
Dunamis was perched atop a tree looking right at him
Through the scope of a sniper rifle
pop pop
Turtle was no more
:blobtear:
He was the strongest man in the world
He saved the world
But he could not save himself..
Rest in peace great man..
boom Turtle has perished
Six Tributes Remain
Hayden, Koco, Chylx, Dunamis, Fiddle, and Cloak
Obviously all incredible people
But unfortunately only three could come out victorious
They were all teleported to the center now
All weapons were still one shot
The gamemaker looked down, wanting more fun
She typed into her keyboard and all the tributes were now holding swords
Hayden was faced off against Koco
Fiddle against Cloak
Dunamis against Chylx
Hayden stood looking strangely at Koco
Almost...
Robotic...
Hayden robot-walked to Koco, who was in fear
"haha just kidding I'm not a robot! Pranked!" Hayden said
He then punched Koco in the face
The two struggled now
Cloak swung his sword at Fiddle and missed
Both were exceptional people
A victor would be difficult to find from their fight
Chylx and Dunamis began to fight
Both very equally talented
This fight might end in a stalemate
Hayden now stood with his sword to Koco's chest
"Haha! Confused by my bot prank I see, now it is your demise!" Hayden said
"Jokes on you Hayden" Koco replied
"I'm actually a bot." Koco moved extremely robotically and made beeping noises
Hayden screamed and dropped his sword
"HA JUST KIDDING!" Koco yelled
Hayden fainted and Koco stood with his sword, ready to give the final blow
Hayden couldn't let this guy win. He pranked him with his own prank!
Hayden reached out for his blade while Koco was distracted momentarily
The two were now blade to blade
There was no option
Hayden figured he'd be the first to take out Koco
But at that same moment Koco had the same idea
They both pushed their swords at the same time
And fell to the ground
"Koco, you're awesome. But the bot prank was mine :rage:"
Koco laughed
They both keeled over.
BOOM Hayden and Koco both oofed.
Four. Tributes. Remain
Chylx, Dunamis, Cloak, and Fiddle
All four incredible people
The gamemaker stood in her ship
It hurt her to know that someone had to perish
They were all amazing people
Cloak and Dunamis, both friends, hit each other's blade together
The sparks from it temporarily blinding Chylx and Fiddle
Cloak swung at Dunamis, who blocked
All four so evenly matched
This would be difficult
Dunamis and Cloak were neck and neck
Fiddle and Chylx were fighting too
Dunamis looked at Cloak
"No matter what happens from this fight... We're still friends, right?"
Cloak nodded
"Friends." he said
Dunamis swung back extra hard and the sword collided with Cloak's, breaking it with the force
Dunamis shed a tear
And swung his sword once more.
Cloak fell to the ground
BOOM
Cloak has been slain
@Dunamis, @❄ Fiddle Fun ❄, and @chylx❄ have come forward victorious
They embraced each other
But Dunamis was still upset over his fight with Cloak
"There's always a next time, buddy." He said to the air
The gamemaker now sat down on her chair, exhausted
Another games complete
But she was stumped
What was that worm?
She went to her computer and traced back footage to find the origin of the worm
One day, the apple on the tree was there, the day prior, it was not
She went to the day it appeared, and was shocked
A figure went up to the tree and placed the apple in it
Upon doing it, the figure turned towards the camera
Knowing exactly where it was
And winked
The gamemaker knew who this person was
And traced back to find where they came from
The ocean
The gamemaker grinded her teeth and slammed a fist on her table
"How is he alive?? I thought-"
"Hey"
"I see you found my gift"
The gamemaker turned
The figure was right behind her
He looked at her and winked


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2018.08.05 14:22 alternate-source-bot [Banned] /r/news/: OHP: At Least 5 Confirmed Dead In Fiery Plane Crash Near Ponca City

I was banned from /news/. Here's what I would have said in response to this post:
When I first saw this article from newson6.com, its title was:
OHP: At Least 5 Confirmed Dead In Fiery Plane Crash Near Ponca C - NewsOn6.com - Tulsa, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports
Here are some other articles about this story:
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2018.07.01 04:10 alternate-source-bot [Banned] /r/greatawakening/: Buses

I was banned from /greatawakening/. Here's what I would have said in response to this post:
When I first saw this article from foxnews.com, its title was:
Oklahoma Army National Guard bus involved in fatal crash
Here are some other articles about this story:
I am a bot trying to encourage a balanced news diet.
These are all of the articles I think are about this story. I do not select or sort articles based on any opinions or perceived biases, and neither I nor my creator advocate for or against any of these sources or articles. It is your responsibility to determine what is factually correct.
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2016.10.02 12:05 Laurelais-Hygeine Drought slowly expanding across the Sooner State

Drought slowly expanding across the Sooner State
http://www.koco.com/weathedrought-slowly-expanding-across-the-sooner-state/41906822?
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2016.04.26 22:04 Start_button Live comments for severe weather threat kicking off right now?

edited for clarity
Sort comments by new to see the most recent stuff. If you are posting a new alert or alert worthy information, please do so as a comment to OP and not as a comment on another comment so that it will appear at the top for those that have sported the comments by new. Thanks
Weather links
Known Watches and Warnings
TORNADO WATCH 108 IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 900 PM CDT FOR THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS: Far South-Central and South-East counties of Nebraska that border Kansas.
TORNADO WATCH 109 IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1200 AM CDT FOR THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS: North Texas, all of Central Oklahoma, and the Eastern half of the Kansas.
Live Links
https://tvnweather.com/live - This site hosts live feeds from storm chasers. Be warned that you may hear or see NSFW language or images.
Disclamer
What you see here should not use the info on this page as a substitute for common sense or for the information being issued by the NWS or your local authorities. Always use common sense during severe weather. If you hear the sirens, there is probably a good reason for them to be going off.
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2014.09.11 15:31 Darth_Turtle Oklahoma weather

Wanted to pop back in real quick today to let those of you making the trip that Friday it is going to rain across Oklahoma (possibly some thunderstorms) and our temps are going to drop starting tonight. Saturday actually looks like it should be a great day for tailgating. Partly cloudy and a high of 70, but it could get down into the 50s before the game is over so maybe have a jacket handy if you're the type to need one.
Here are the local news stations: ABC, NBC, CBS
Travel safely!
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2013.06.01 03:00 dzneill Consolidated Tornado Information Thread - May 31st

Updating when possible.
Please comment with anything you want added to main post.

LIVE STREAMS:

OKC:
TULSA:

National news:

Various hearsay:
Avoid interstates in OKC metro
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2013.05.21 10:39 GenAtt Local Ways to Help Moore, OK Tornado Victims

I am copy-pasting (sorry no link formatting) the list of agencies/shelters from local abc and nbc websites: - The Salvation Army will have a truck at KFOR-TV taking donations starting 10 a.m. Tuesday. 444 E. Britton Rd. Oklahoma City, OK 73114 NO CLOTHES PLEASE Donate: Text “storm” to 80888 to make a $10 donation.
Safeandwell.org is the Red Cross site where you can register yourself as safe, or search for friends and family members.
GOOGLE: Okla. tornado crisis map: http://google.org/crisismap/2013-oklahoma-tornado
Lost animals: If you find displaced animals, you can take them to the Animal Resource Center at 7949 S. I-35 Service Rd. (405) 604-2892. They are also offering displaced people shelter for the night as well.
Animal aid: The Pet Food Pantry of OKC is offering dog food, cat food, leashes, collars, food bowls, etc to those in need. (405) 664-2858 www.petfoodpantryokc.org
NORMAN POST OFFICE Norman's main Post Office will accept Red Cross donations Tuesday from 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. The donations will be delivered to Moore area.
-FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH NICOMA PARK between Midwest City and Choctaw (1931 Nichols Drive, Nicoma Park) is accepting relief supplies between 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.
Other facilities open to tornado victims:
University of Oklahoma – student housing (Norman)
Oklahoma Baptist University – student housing (Shawnee)
Graceway Baptist Church, located at 1100 S.W. 104th in Oklahoma City.
Oakcrest Church of Christ at 1111 S.W. 89th Street in Moore.
Victory Church, located 4300 North MacArthur in Oklahoma City.
Journey Church in Norman I-35 and Tecumseh Road is open as a shelter.
Fifth Street Missionary Baptist Church, located at 801 N.E. 5th St. Oklahoma City.
St. Andrews Church, located at S.W. 119th and May.
Trinity Church of the Nazarene is open as an emergency shelter. It is located at 7301 S. Walker, just on the north side of I-240.
NOTE: Thanks kfor for providing most of these links; citizens of OK like myself can Google and call these shelters ourselves to see what they need. sources: http://kfor.com/2013/05/20/how-to-help-okla-tornado-victims/ http://www.koco.com/weathelist-of-shelters-info-on-how-to-help/-/9845544/20229706/-/kw5eawz/-/index.html
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2012.04.15 07:53 SpikeKintarin IF YOU KNOW ANYONE IN WOODWARD, OKLAHOMA, CONTACT THEM IMMEDIATELY!

UPDATES... Power DID go out here, so sorry I couldn't keep up with this all night. I will be removing the weather info since everything has passed now, and leave the damage/coverage info.
KFOR Video Update sometime last night - Aftermath
Power Outages via OG&E System Watch
You can donate/volunteer via the Oklahoma Red Cross. They may have more information about volunteering though (i.e. schedules/shifts, etc.).
UPDATE 18 (Sunday) I'm sorry once again for not being able to update this for as long as I wanted to; power went out here. There has been a confirmed number (thus far) of 5 fatalities, most of which come from Hideaway Parl/Tangere Park Area, and two children. Hundreds of 20 injuries, some people are still missing. There are multiple counties joining in the search and rescue for the people of Woodward. The tornado sirens did not go off due to the storm approaching too quickly, along with a malfunction (lightning strike). Police and other emergency officials have mentioned to keep calling relatives/friends there to a minimum due to it jamming their lines, so TEXTING would be the next best thing. I know I'd probably try a few more times before giving it a break. I hope that everyone else is okay, and if I weren't so far away, I know I'd be right there with the search and rescue teams helping them. Donations are also being accepted, take any donations to the Living Word Fellowship Church. They are also looking for any help they anyone can provide. Thanks again y'all, Woodward needs all the help they can get right now.
NEW SHELTER FOR WOODWARD: No longer the Fairgrounds due to power outage, now going to be rerouted to the Living Word Fellowship Church
ALSO, THERE ARE NO LONGER ANY PUBLIC SHELTERS IN OKC OR EDMOND
Apparently from KFOR and News9, they were saying that a tornado went through Woodward around 12:30-12:40am, and that the Tornado Sirens DID NOT GO OFF. There are multiple structures destroyed, many injuries from what Gary's team was saying, and on top of that, apparently there were several after-prom parties going on.
KOCO Livewire LIVE COVERAGE
NEWS 5 COVERAGE
NEWS 9 COVERAGE
RADIO COVERAGE: 107.7, 92.5, 104.1,
5 Fatalities: 3 FATALITIES NEAR TANGERE BLACKTOP AREA, 2 CHILDREN VIA WOODWARD SHERIFF
Tornado seen through a lightning strike Thanks Tog20
UPDATE 1 12:30am The tornado went through the North/West side of Woodward, around 34th & Oklahoma. Thanks, clide!
UPDATE 2 12:50a All of those at the prom after parties are fine; power's out though.
UPDATE 3 1:15a The tornado that went through Woodward is now headed for Freedom. Give them a head's up!
UPDATE 4 1:30a 6 injured at Hideaway Park, 1 serious. Thanks sevnofnine
UPDATE 5 2:00a Woodward officials are performing a door-to-door search, many/all homes destroyed, and Nat'l Guard coming in.
UPDATE 6 2:05a Oklahoma Natural Gas, Movie Theater, local McDonald's, and MANY homes destroyed...
UPDATE 7 2:10a Cellphones may be the only thing working at the moment... Power is OUT.
UPDATE 8 2:30a KRMG said this storm is tracking towards Tulsa. Alert them! Thanks nietzsche_was_peachy
UPDATE 9 2:30a Tornado watch covering much of Central/Western Oklahoma. Stay alert, y'all!
UPDATE 10 2:35a WOODWARD NEWS Reports of injuries near Tangere(?) Blacktop Area, west of town near Fargo. Damage more on West side than East... People that ARE NOT HURT are being sent to the fairgrounds, where the Woodward afterparty was. Still searching for people/victims...
UPDATE 11 2:45a Enid officials will be headed towards Woodward once the storm passes -- working with emergency officials to find and rescue people.
UPDATE 12 2:45a Woodward is NO LONGER under a Tornado Watch!!!
UPDATE 13 2:55a Surrounding towns are sending help to Woodward now.
UPDATE 14 2:55a Many without power in Woodward and surrounding areas still, as well as some in OKC and Norman (from yesterday, still). Power outages in Freedom as well VIA OG&E
UPDATE 15 3:00a Sirens in Woodward may have not gone off due to lightning strike. Unconfirmed... Thanks goodizzle
UPDATE 16 3:00a Western Oklahoma no longer under Tornado Watch, Central is under Tornado Watch & Severe Thunderstorm Warning.
UPDATE 17 3:00a Uh... Tornado sirens going off in Cushing, but there's nothing there, according to all three news stations...
I know this may seem stupid, but I don't know what else I can do than maybe pass this along to those who have friends or family in that area. And sorry if this is the wrong place, I didn't know where else to post it!
Also: Fuck the "you are doing that too much. try again in x minutes." ಠ_ಠ
Also: I don't care if I get downvoted for this. Go ahead, I do not care. I would just hope that someone would inform you about anything that may be happening to your own family or friends in this same sort of situation.
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2012.04.15 07:43 SpikeKintarin If you know anyone in Woodward, contact them immediately.

UPDATES... Power DID go out here, so sorry I couldn't keep up with this all night. I will be removing the weather info since everything has passed now, and leave the damage/coverage info.
KFOR Video Update sometime last night - Aftermath
Power Outages via OG&E System Watch
You can donate/volunteer via the Oklahoma Red Cross. They may have more information about volunteering though (i.e. schedules/shifts, etc.).
UPDATE 18 (Sunday) I'm sorry once again for not being able to update this for as long as I wanted to; power went out here. There has been a confirmed number (thus far) of 5 fatalities, most of which come from Hideaway Parl/Tangere Park Area, and two children. Hundreds of 20 injuries, some people are still missing. There are multiple counties joining in the search and rescue for the people of Woodward. The tornado sirens did not go off due to the storm approaching too quickly, along with a malfunction (lightning strike). Police and other emergency officials have mentioned to keep calling relatives/friends there to a minimum due to it jamming their lines, so TEXTING would be the next best thing. I know I'd probably try a few more times before giving it a break. I hope that everyone else is okay, and if I weren't so far away, I know I'd be right there with the search and rescue teams helping them. Donations are also being accepted, take any donations to the Living Word Fellowship Church. They are also looking for any help they anyone can provide. Thanks again y'all, Woodward needs all the help they can get right now.
NEW SHELTER FOR WOODWARD: No longer the Fairgrounds due to power outage, now going to be rerouted to the Living Word Fellowship Church
ALSO, THERE ARE NO LONGER ANY PUBLIC SHELTERS IN OKC OR EDMOND
Apparently from KFOR and News9, they were saying that a tornado went through Woodward around 12:30-12:40am, and that the Tornado Sirens DID NOT GO OFF. There are multiple structures destroyed, many injuries from what Gary's team was saying, and on top of that, apparently there were several after-prom parties going on.
KOCO Livewire LIVE COVERAGE
NEWS 5 COVERAGE
NEWS 9 COVERAGE
RADIO COVERAGE: 107.7, 92.5, 104.1,
5 Fatalities: 3 FATALITIES NEAR TANGERE BLACKTOP AREA, 2 CHILDREN VIA WOODWARD SHERIFF
Tornado seen through a lightning strike Thanks Tog20
UPDATE 1 12:30am The tornado went through the North/West side of Woodward, around 34th & Oklahoma. Thanks, clide!
UPDATE 2 12:50a All of those at the prom after parties are fine; power's out though.
UPDATE 3 1:15a The tornado that went through Woodward is now headed for Freedom. Give them a head's up!
UPDATE 4 1:30a 6 injured at Hideaway Park, 1 serious. Thanks sevnofnine
UPDATE 5 2:00a Woodward officials are performing a door-to-door search, many/all homes destroyed, and Nat'l Guard coming in.
UPDATE 6 2:05a Oklahoma Natural Gas, Movie Theater, local McDonald's, and MANY homes destroyed...
UPDATE 7 2:10a Cellphones may be the only thing working at the moment... Power is OUT.
UPDATE 8 2:30a KRMG said this storm is tracking towards Tulsa. Alert them! Thanks nietzsche_was_peachy
UPDATE 9 2:30a Tornado watch covering much of Central/Western Oklahoma. Stay alert, y'all!
UPDATE 10 2:35a WOODWARD NEWS Reports of injuries near Tangere(?) Blacktop Area, west of town near Fargo. Damage more on West side than East... People that ARE NOT HURT are being sent to the fairgrounds, where the Woodward afterparty was. Still searching for people/victims...
UPDATE 11 2:45a Enid officials will be headed towards Woodward once the storm passes -- working with emergency officials to find and rescue people.
UPDATE 12 2:45a Woodward is NO LONGER under a Tornado Watch!!!
UPDATE 13 2:55a Surrounding towns are sending help to Woodward now.
UPDATE 14 2:55a Many without power in Woodward and surrounding areas still, as well as some in OKC and Norman (from yesterday, still). Power outages in Freedom as well VIA OG&E
UPDATE 15 3:00a Sirens in Woodward may have not gone off due to lightning strike. Unconfirmed... Thanks goodizzle
UPDATE 16 3:00a Western Oklahoma no longer under Tornado Watch, Central is under Tornado Watch & Severe Thunderstorm Warning.
UPDATE 17 3:00a Uh... Tornado sirens going off in Cushing, but there's nothing there, according to all three news stations...
I know this may seem stupid, but I don't know what else I can do than maybe pass this along to those who have friends or family in that area. And sorry if this is the wrong place, I didn't know where else to post it!
Also: Fuck the "you are doing that too much. try again in x minutes." ಠ_ಠ
Also: I don't care if I get downvoted for this. Go ahead, I do not care. I would just hope that someone would inform you about anything that may be happening to your own family or friends in this same sort of situation.
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