Funny good night gifs

Well I got nothing else better to do so let’s chat or random things like maybe a recent show you watched ? Any plans for this summer ? Or you got something in that little noodle of yours ?
I can offer a funny, wholesome, chill conversation 😁 I’m down for whatever, so just try not to make it to where I have to carry the convo ? Anyway simple as that right ? Well I’d hope so lol, but fr if you wanna hit me up by all means go for it and if not then have a good rest of you day ❤️

Please help me find the beautiful piano instrumental while Jimmy was saying good night to Dagny. I've tried searching, but to no avail and it's driving me nuts! I just really want to listen to the music without the talking for once lol.
Here's the link: https://youtu.be/olx2XC-Ytcg
Thanks in advance!

I've been going through the Black Ops 4 DLC and seeing the sheer quality found in each map. Dead of the Night and Ancient Evil were absolutely fantastic, and while there are flaws to be found, they're both A tier maps for sure in my eyes. However, the last two Aether maps are a tad controversial for some of the community. Tag's seem to have gotten a warmer reception over time, but Alpha Omega is still seen by a fair chunk of people as one of the worst maps in the series. Plus, apparently a lot of it's contents were just taken from Blackout, which is never fun. You can tell this was the point when Treyarch was running out of it's budget.
So, I had pretty low expectations for this one, but I still wanted to give it a chance. Maybe it's got something to enjoy! The only things I knew about it beforehand were the Elemental Mark 2 upgrades, Nuketown's layout, and that Primis and Ultimis are both playable, which is sick. Going in mostly blind, besides those. So, here are some notes I typed down as I was playing, hope they're interesting!
-Ominous intro. Pretty cool, but uh, seems like Treyarch's running low on cash
-Oh damn, bye spawn, hope there wasn't anything over there that I needed
-New Zombie eye color just dropped (they look cool with the white eyes, ngl)
-Hmm, wonder if you get anything for shooting off all the mannequin heads (either I didn't find them all, or you don't, smh)
-Well hello, Mark 2. You're getting a glowup this map, huh. Now how do I get ya out of there
-Oooh, forgot that the round change music goes pretty hard here
-Ayo? New announcer, ain't that neat. Sorry, Sam
-I find it sad that I could instantly tell that some of these number pads/dashboards/whatever you'd call them were taken from Moon
-Oh hey, we're on the Nuketown part, neat
-YOOOO, how's it going, Galva's? Didn't realize how much I missed ya until you came back to me
-Man it's always satisfying to just stab/punch through the early rounds
-Oh hey, power. Neat
-Oooh, blue Hellhounds. Double neat (From what I can tell, these Electro-Hounds actually do nothing special, but they're cool looking so I'll let it slide)
-Richtofen, what was that about ball sweat
-Don't be playing Nuketown sound effects Alpha Omega, you're making me think a perks gonna come from the sky
-Never thought this bunker would be so spacious. All things considered, Marlton could've had it worse down here
-I like this map visually, it's got that reletively comfy atmosphere with an underlying feeling that something's wrong nailed down
-Hey, PaP, I'll get ya up and running soon
-Oh boy, Nova Crawlers. Also the music (I almost died in that holdout section because I wanted to vibe to the music tbh)
-Okay, still ain't done yet, lovely. Let's make the air squeaky clean, ig
-Electric Nova Crawlers, oooh (they're alright. Cool visually, not sure I care for it's ranged attack but at least it's slow, you can dodge it pretty easily)
-Alright, that wasn't so bad tbh. Easier setup to follow along with then the DLC Chaos maps at least
-As a Moon lover, I'm inclined to enjoy pyramid structures in Zombies
-Oooh, we got a Ray Gun kit thing. Excited to see what it does
-Hey, Rushmore. Nice number pad ya got there. Shame I don't know any codes
-Can't fool me, game, this is just a reskinned Ballistic Shield. Smh, but also it's still pretty cool
-We can set our own teleporters? Oooh, that's fun
-Oh shit, heya Tedd. How do we turn you on, now (didn't find out, sad times)
The Galva's work with Etheral Razor?? Dunno if that works, like, logically, but I sure ain't complaining
(I spent like, 5 rounds spinning the box hoping for the Mark 2, btw. Gun just wouldn't pop up, I almost gave up, thinking they removed it from the box for this map. Thankfully they didn't)
-Wait the Nova 6 comes back? That's, uh, that's annoying
-Wait wha? Game, I have the Mark 2 frame (maybe it was cuz I PaPed it? Dunno why it wouldn't let me do anything, maybe I read it wrong)
-...This is gonna be a common occurrence, huh Nova 6
-How do you know you made a mistake, Richtofen? I ain't even sure what I'm doing (it played after I punched a mannequin. Didn't know what it was referring to)
-I moderately dislike projectiles in Zombies (died on round 23, not an awful round to end things on)
So, hows the map? Initial thoughts are mostly positive, tbh! I like the map visually, and it's music is pretty cool. I love that both Ultimis and Primis are here, that ups the replay value significantly. Galva's returning was a shock (haha), but a welcome one. They're both cheaper and last longer, what's not to love? Special enemies are kinda meh tbh, I like the Electric Nova Crawler for the most part but the rest are just kinda there. I never got the chance to use the new Mark 2 varients, so hey, something to look forward to next game. Only thing I actively dislike so far is the Nova 6 coming back up occasionally, that's just pure annoyance. Besides that, it's pretty solid, though I can understand not really digging it, compared to Ancient Evil and DotN this was a lot more normal of an experience. But that ain't so bad, and I enjoyed my time with it. Maybe that'll change as I properly learn it, but until then, we're 3 for 3 in terms of BO4's DLC being good times at worst, at least in my opinion. Though I'm fairly easy to please, so make of that what you will. Thanks for reading, hope ya found it entertaining

if she didn’t feel comfortable having her mother and sister involved (who when she found out she was pregnant told her they hoped her baby died) I wound up throwing the baby shower with her two friends. Her friends did the decorations and I paid for everything else. A month before the party my brother called to tell me that his wife was going to have her mother and sister do the decorations. I had a huge problem with this as her mother and sister are extremely narcissistic and had previously made their wedding day an absolute nightmare and centered around themselves vs the happy couple. I told him that wasn’t my offer and that I was only throwing it because her mother and sister were so awful to her, and I wanted to ensure that they were able to have a day they would enjoy. If she wanted them to throw the shower I wouldn’t mind backing out of my position and letting them throw it, that’s her mother after all. But I would not be collaborating with them for the shower and footing the entire bill while they make this about themselves or potentially sabotage the shower. My brother understood and I was reassured that it would not be the case and that he and his wife still wanted me to throw the shower and that they’d shut down MIL’s offer. The day came and even though her mother and sister were in attendance everything went well, besides a few comments. They even told me how nice the decorations were. I should have known if they paid me a compliment it wasn’t an honest one.
My brother called me a few months ago crying telling me he wanted a divorce from his wife. They were currently in court for a restraining order against his MIL and FIL for battery and for snatching the baby away from his wife. His wife decided she didn’t want to go through with the restraining order and wanted it dropped for her and their baby and it sent my brother into a spiral about his relationship. She threatened to sue him if he included the baby in his restraining order against her parents. As his sister and someone who cares about him, I told him the truth. I told him his wife was a selfish person who doesn’t care about his feelings or his daughter’s safety if she could betray him like this the week before the court date. I told him that she doesn’t love him, only the idea of having a husband and that she treats their newborn daughter like a doll rather than a person. If she cannot stand up for herself now, she never will. And that because she will not draw these boundaries with her family she cannot be trusted. My brother agreed and told me that he sees her as less of a person to do this to him and that the only reason he’s staying is because he’s afraid that they will turn his daughter against him. I reassured him that if he wanted to leave her and to move into my home that he could. Along with the standard advice of separating his money and bringing over any items that cant be replaced. During this phone call my brother agreed with me that she was “a selfish bitch” and informed me that his wife had her mother and sister do the decorations and her friend pass them off as her own for the party. I was absolutely pissed to find out this information about the shower as that was my only condition and I spent a good deal on this shower to make it nice for them (2k in total). I told him I was done with his wife( this is not the first shitty thing she’s done) regardless of if he stayed with her. I do not want her in my home, and I will not be going to theirs. He can call me or come over and see me anytime he likes. Because of how his MIL attempted to get CPS involved at the hospital with false allegations, I can no longer babysit their child. (I have a career that requires a license, and an open CPS case would mean I may not be able to renew)
He also told me that he wanted me to go to their final court date for the restraining order and immediately afterwards wanted to move his belongings out of their home and into my second bedroom, and that he “couldn’t wait to get a full nights rest and the f** away from this bitch” I was relieved he wanted to leave her as honestly I can’t take the crying phone calls and drama anymore.
The night before the court date I called my brother to get the information on which court room and to confirm the time. As I had a high stakes biopsy being performed in the Drs office that morning. During this phone call my brother told me that he no longer wanted me to come to his court date and that he wasn’t “blowing up his family for me” He told me he would let me know if he needed to move in and then hung up on me. I haven't heard from him in 2.5months.
I don’t want to lose my relationship with my brother as he’s my only surviving family, however it seems like I don’t have a say in that decision. Which honestly really hurts my feelings after everything I’ve done to help him in life. He calls me incessantly complaining about his wife, MIL& SIL but doesn’t seem to care much about what I have going on in my life (the biopsy). I also feel like he’s weaponizing the relationship between his niece and I, like he was afraid would happen to him if he left his wife. I feel like now that I have established boundaries of no longer watching the baby and I no longer want a relationship with his wife there’s nothing left to use me for. He called me crying that he wants to leave his wife and now somehow it seems I’m the asshole for supporting him and offering him a way out. Am I wrong?

so a few things about me,

• I love music, mostly hip hop/ r&b
• I like art: creating it, admiring it, etc
• I spend a lot of time watching TV shows or random funny shit on YouTube
• I like to drive around back roads at night blaring music
• I enjoy having conversations about what life really means, the universe, dreams, etc.
• I’m a homebody but I work a lot
• I have a very sarcastic attitude and am very blunt
• I’m shy and introverted, but once you get to know me I can talk about anything with you
• For a guy I’m a very emotional person

I don’t have a lot of standards when it comes to a partner, but I prefer someone who is open minded and understanding. Ideally i’d like someone who is at least somewhat close to my area, although I don’t have a problem if you’re a couple hours away. Attractiveness is subjective, so if you send me pics I’ll send you pics. Must have a love for dark humor and memes 😂
that’s really all I can think of. I have a lot of love to give just nobody to give it to . you can hmu here on reddit, but try to PM instead of chat cause the chat is broken af for me lol . thanks !

In the past, I have had dreams which had revealed something I didn't know. I have seen some symbolisms in dream, which I came to understand its true meaning after reading Quran years later.
This dream was very pleasant and gave me a blissful feeling that I have come closer towards the deen. Alhamdulillah.
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Four days ago, I was sinning a lot was skipping a lot of prayers due to laziness.
And when I was about to sleep, in half-sleep a reminder came to my mind that I have to answer Allah for all the actions I did, Instantly I was terrified was asking for forgiveness and made a dua in half-sleep something like,
'Ya Allah there is a harsher side of you and there is a kinder side of you, please show the kinder side towards/to me' and I slept.
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The dream as follows,
There are like 15 or so people chosen to go to heaven (I cant confirm, if it was temporary or permanent at that time). we were all given individual planets, and later we were promised that we will be here for Eternity, I has so glad and asked them repeatedly and now they confirm yes you will be here for eternity.
I was very glad now and people who are with me are guiding me how good the paradise is, and they tell if you want anything you just ask Allah. I request Allah for a lot of facilities in Paradise and it gets done instantly and no questions were asked, it was as if Allah was so kind to us.
The people in Jannah tells me there is no despair in Jannah except the guilt you feel by nagging Allah 'I want this, I want that' (They are telling this in a sort of a Happy/funny tone). I could really sense Allah's kindness.
I also saw Allah !? (not sure if it is a shirk to say this) I saw some abstract images here and there and some shapes which I will never share.
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In Jannah the roads and the city are too clean its like a computer simulation and the air is clean as crystal. It was a blissful life.
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but then there were something about evaluation, I was given almost a good score but I guess Allah was little bit disappointed and gave a small negative score. It made me Sad.
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Then I was told I will be back to earth. I was sad but I was sort of assured after death and questions in Qiyamah I will be back to this place. It felt like it was a promise.
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and then the dream ended with my mother barging in to my room to wake me up for Fajr, even then I missed the fajr :( due to sleep. May Allah forgive me.
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Post this dream, there is a noticeable improvement in my Deen. I feel bliss whenever I hear bayan about meeting Allah. Something is soo comfortable with meeting Allah and fear of death is reduced.
The initial days of the dream I even felt like if death comes to me today I will gladly accept and meet Allah. That much comfort this dream brought me.
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I truly hope this dream is from Allah. I will be heartbroken if its not the case. I am also so happy to share this dream with you all, I believe its a glad tidings from Allah.
Any scholars or people of very good deen, please share any additional insights about this dream, I have written down the things I remember and will be very glad to hear insights from you.
Jazakallah.

Part 1, Chapter 1
Part 1, Chapter 2
Dillium decides that it would be a good thing to know what this potentially stolen merchandise is, so she takes it to one shady character on the boat after another. Finally, she approaches Novos, who doesn't know what it is, but has a guess that it might be something that previously was owned by an archmage. Or something. He takes the scroll case in hand, and wandering "aimlessly" around the streets, happens upon a friendly mage who, for a modest sum, removes the wizard lock from the scroll case. Somewhat disappointingly, the scroll case isn't trapped, but when Novos looks at the contents, he discovers that he can't read it. With some disgust, he manages to pry the small colored gem slivers out of the scroll case and pocket them. The current whereabouts of the slightly less ornate and slightly less expensive looking scroll case and contents is unknown.
Dillium, perhaps to make up for inadvertently handling stolen goods, looks around for another temple to visit, wherein she learns that not all temples double as hospitals. The clumsy attempt by a novice of Torm (the god, not the novice priest's name) to either join the church or leave are largely overlooked, and Dillium returns to the hotel...
... Just in time for the second night of Mrs. Potts' Shore Party. The Party moves to a more secluded part of town, in a small nondescript dead end alley. Dinner is largely scones and small cookies, with a heady but lightly scented glowy wine. Mrs. Potts describes in great detail the dresses that she is having a local tailor make for her, while Dillium generally keeps out of the way and Novos makes the startling discovery that a department store chain is named after a large family. Finst and Dalton are unusually subdued, with no great stories for the day, apparently having completely forgotten about the goblin. After a small fireworks show, everyone makes it back to the hotel and turns in for the night.
The party is awakened to the forlorn howl of Finst upon discovering that brunch is not a buffet the next day. While Lythanderallys and Novos disappear on their own errands (Lythanderallys mostly looking for places to hide from the locals who despise elves and Novos "exploring" to find what people might know in the single largest seaport in Sembia), Finst decides that this day is the day to look at the sunken city. Once again Dalton distracts him with shore-bound excitements (and Mrs. Potts tutt-tutts about getting ones shoes wet), and a small party consisting of Finst, Dalton, Dillium, and one or two other background characters are taken on a walking tour of the city.
They pass the city hall, where absolutely nobody takes pity on a poor helpless criminal mastermind who is being flogged within an inch of his life.
They visit the home of a high mage, who is not only boring, but serves horrible cookies. After WAY too long listening to a convoluted lecture about the Weave and how magic works on Faerun (really more suited for novice apprentices than random visitors) the party takes their leave, leaving behind the cookies and a very sad mage. And an even sadder dog who will probably be served the cookies.
They visit the home of a High Priest of some interesting deity that nobody much pays attention to, but the cookies are delicious, not that anyone bothers to try. Once fed horrid cookies, twice shy. At least the lecture here is marginally more interesting, culminating in a misguided demonstration of the same sort of boring nonsense the high mage was on about. And the high priest wasn't sad that everyone left, as he kept the cookies.
The last night of Mrs. Potts Shore Party was a dinner show, as far as Finst was concerned. Jonglers and acrobats in colorful outfits pranced around doing jongler and acrobatic things, while the party ate a four course meal that included some sort of table-long fish-like creature. A new member of the shore party joined in, though nobody could much make out his details. Novos spent the evening looking for people, but not really knowing anyone or seeing anyone who might attend a tourist trap dinner. Dillium, Dalton, and others in the party took in the show, while Finst cheered and clapped at every performer. Eventually he ate some dessert. After a fitful last night in the hotel, and a delightful brunch buffet, everyone bade their last good-byes to Saerloon; Novos and Dillium at various temples (as Novos seems to have caught a bad case of "religion"), Mrs. Potts and Myriam at the tailor's, Finst and Dalton taking a roundabout stroll, and various others on their own errands.
True to her word, Captain Drask pushes away from the pier at high tide, with all aboard. The trip out of Saerloon harbor was mostly uneventful, with several of the ship's crew noticeably armed and ready, though what they were ready for is mostly unknown. Peering over the side of the boat, faces are briefly half-seen in the water before they flit away into the darkness. After the first sighting, several of the Unnamed Adventuring Party also noticeably arm themselves. Finst assumes they are men-fish. (Because there are catfish and dogfish, sea cows and seahorses, so why not manfish? Dalton takes him below.)
Many miles away, something slithers along the bottom of a dark quiet lake. A day and a night passes. The city of Selgaunt slides into view.
End of Chapter 2.

I mostly just need to vent about this. I'm a man in my late thirties. I spent the entirety of my twenties committed to one person and dated sporadically in my thirties with less than inspiring results.
Had been in a relationship with this girl for three or four months. She was about 8 years younger than me, worked part time as a barista and lived with her mother in a one bedroom apartment but she was incredibly sweet and enthusiastic and would do these sweet gestures like writing me letters about how excited she was to be with me and bringing lunch to me at work so I fell for her pretty hard and fast--dating in my thirties has generally been a pretty disappointing affair, with most women treating me like some kind of consolation settlement for not getting what they really wanted, so spending time with someone who seemed genuinely enthusiastic about me was.... like a drug.
After about four months or so she wanted to meet my family who I'm not on great terms with but I settled and took her to my brother and sister-in-law's place. While she was there, they let slip that I live... uncomfortably close to my mother--when the pandemic ended, my landlords hiked their rent beyond what I was willing to pay so I reached out to my mother's landlady who had what I needed but the catch was being essentially next door to her. I'm not on great terms with my mother so I spent the entire time living there trying to pretend her place wasn't a rock's throw away... therefore it never really occurred to me to mention it.
Anyway, when my girlfriend found out, she didn't handle it well and accused me of hiding things from her. I apologized and we had a very long talk about it and it seemed like things had gotten better for half a week or so. One morning she was leaving my place to go to a class and about five minutes after she left, my entire house began to shake--it turns out a tornado had torn through the area, ripped the roofs off of a number of businesses and residences--there was a car crushed under a tree all of about a block away from my home so when I got out to survey the damage I was immediately worried about her.
Texted her immediately and asked if she was okay but got no response. I work in tv so my entire day was occupied with covering the path of the storm and all of the damage it had caused in between trying to see if there was anyone who could safely check on her. By the end of what turned out to be a twelve hour day I was a shaking mess with still no response--and I wouldn't get one for another three days. It was nonchalant and completely unapologetic. After that response, I wouldn't hear from her for another week when I finally got upset.
She called and still didn't apologize, only giving me a lame excuse about not being in a good headspace but I was so happy to hear her voice for the first time since the tornado hit that I forgave her. For the next couple weeks we kept making plans with about a 75% chance of her cancelling at the last minute. During the last night we were together she found out that one of my best friends who she hadn't met yet (new mother, so not a lot of time for socializing) and I had dated very briefly about eight years before, proclaimed she was sick of the lies and stormed out of my home. She broke up with me via text and told me never to talk to her again.
In summary I guess this post is half complaining about ghosting and half me trying to figure normal people out... like I'm about 80% sure I'm some variety of on the spectrum but it wasn't really a thing that was tested regularly when I was younger and don't really care enough to bother now, so I guess I need to have normal brains explained to me sometimes. Should I move forward in life always ready to detail every bit of minutia about my life in explicit and immediate detail, such as exactly what proximity my mother's home is to mine and whether or not my best friend and I initially dated for a hot second before deciding we'd much rather be friends almost a decade ago?

EW
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
THERE IS NO WAY!
THAT THIS...
OLD ASS
FART WRINKLE
IS TALKING TO ME
IN SUCH A
DISRESPECTFUL MANNER
YOU KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY KINDA SAD
YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
TO BE A GRANDPA NOW
BUT INSTEAD OF
ADVANCING
YOUR BIOLOGICAL CHAIN
YOU'VE INSTEAD SPENT YOUR DAYS
ALONE IN YOUR ROOM
READING HITLER MANIFESTOS
AND COSPLAYING
AS A FUCKIN'
NEO NAZI
SO MANY YEARS
AND SUCH LITTLE ADVANCEMENT
No seriously!
Seriously
I find it amusing
THAT YOUR PENCIL PENIS
DONKEY KONG BARREL
BUILT LOOKIN' ASS
WOULD ASSUME THAT I EVEN
REMOTELY CARE ABOUT A SINGLE ONE
NO NO NO
FUCK THAT
A SINGLE
SYLLABLE
OF THE VERBAL
DIARRHEA GARGLE
THAT'S COMING
OUT OF THE DUSTY
SARLAC
PIT YOU CONSIDER TO BE YOUR
FUCKING MOUTH!
YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU MY FACE??
YOU WANNA SEE MY FUCKIN' FACE???
BITCH SHOW ME YOUR FUCKIN' HAIRLINE
CAUSE I KNOW THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE
SPEAKING TO ME RIGHT NOW
DRESSED UP AS A GOD DAMN
DIABOLICAL BOY SCOUT
NAH LOOK AT THEM TEETH
BOY YOUR TEETH IN CREATIVE MODE
HELL NAH
BOY STOP PLAYING
YOU TOO OLD
FOR THIS SHIT
BRO THEY GOT
FOSSIL RECORDS
FOR EACH ONE OF YOUR
FAT ROLLS
NAH STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY
I CAN'T TAKE
YO ASS
SERIOUSLY
WHEN YOU DRESS UP LIKE A GODDAMN MEDIEVAL
TERRORIST
BRO IS ABOUT TO SHOOT UP
HIS OLD FOLKS HOME WITH A
CROSSBOW
AND A FUCKING
TREBUCHET
YA YEET DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM
SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP
WHAT THE FUCK?
A HE AHHH EEEEE
SHUT UP BITCH
YOU WANT ME TO TURN ON MY CAMERA?
YO DICK BUILT LIKE A
INVERTED
BANANA
YO FOREHEAD
CRACKED UP
LIKE THE AFRICAN
SAVANNAH
I CAUGHT YOU AND YO SISTER BUTT NAKED
LAST NIGHT
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
FUCK YOU THINK
THIS IS?
WHAT IS YOU WEARING
WITH YO GODDAMN
HONEY WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT
NAH BOY LOOK AT YO ROOM
YO HOUSE
DIRTY
AS HELL
YOU GOT FOUR
SEWER RATS
IN YO BATH TUB
RIGHT NOW
FLOATING ON TOP OF A PIZZA BOX
SINGING
YO
HO
THIEVES AND BEGGARS
LIKE SHIT
BOY I CAUGHT YOU HAVING AN EMOTIONAL
CONVERSATION WITH YO TOE NAIL
LAST NIGHT
WE COULD'VE BEEN SUPER STARS
REMEMBER WHEN WE AS JACKING CARS
YOU AND YO TOE NAIL
WAS GOING TO BE THE DYNAMIC DUO
BITCH YOU WAS GONNA BE IN AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
SWINGING THAT SHIT AROUND LIKE A FUCKING BOOMERANG
SHUT YO
STUPID ASS UP
BRUH I CAUGHT YOU
JACK SPARROW
RUNNING AROUND
YOUR HOUSE
WHILE YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO BEAT YOU WITH A
TOILET PLUNGER LAST NIGHT
COME HERE BOY!
SHUT YO ASS UP
BITCH
EVERYTIME YOU
TAKE A SHIT
THE GAME OF THRONES
THEME SONG STARTS PLAMMERING IN YO HOUSE
BUM BUA BUM BUDUM BUM
SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP
BRUH.
Are you getting mad?
Are you getting mad?
DAMN
You getting mad now!
cuz yo
Legal name is
Ledenhouser
Strogenberg
Nah don't be
Smiling now boy
You ain't slick Boy!
I caught you in the locker room after gym class
Frantically
wiping yo armpits down
With a kleenex
While tryna smell good
For the girls
In the hallway
OI ZOINKS!
I GOTTA-
I GOTTA HURRY UP
SHUT YO ASS UP
YOU LIKE A
DIABETIC
TOASTER STRUDEL
YOU UGLY AHH
AS HELL
YOU GOT THEM
BIG ASS HUMPTY DUMPTY
PANTS ON BRUH
YOU USE A FRUIT ROLL UP
AS A BELT TO HOLD UP YO
BUNG DU BUNGLA
Shut yo ugly
Ass up
You got
Mineral deposits
In your
Belly button
You dumb
As hell
You thought Google drive
Was a brand new
Taxi service
Bitch yo
Grandma
Threw a
Rage spell
On the kitchen floor
And started
Smacking you with
A weiner schnitzel
Shut yo ass up
You a
Diabolical
Special needs
Student
Boy you was
In the back of a
Short bus
Maniacally
Planning
How you was gonna
Take over
Your school
HMMMMM
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
It will be
MINE
Shut yo
Ass up
Boy I caught you
Butt Naked
Playing gorilla tag
With a mouse in your Kitchen
Yo ass
Be sliding around
The counters
Like a paraplegic
Frozone
Gotta
Catch 'em
ALL
Shut yo ass up
With yo
I got a feeling
Ooooooooo
Everytime yo Grandpa
Tickles yo
Butthole
Shut yo
Stupid ass up
You thought the
One chip challenge
Was sticking a
Hot cheeto
Up your buttcrack
Ok!
Here we go
Everybody!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shut yo
Dirty ass up
Get yo ass on bruh
It's actually sad these people still exist

So my partner and I have three dogs together. A shih tzu, chihuahua, and husky border collie mix. The border collie had attacked the chihuahua some months ago. Everyone is okay and so we enrolled her in training. Since then we have both worked in training with her and things have gotten a lot better in the house. They all live with me right now, so I’m the primary care giver I do the bill of the training and feeding and we have a routine. He comes and feeds them and helps sometimes when I work. We just moved 2 months ago and have just now gotten a routine. There haven’t been and growling or fights and it’s been good. The other day the shih tzu snapped at the chihuahua-everything is fine she just had pent up energy and we solved it fast and quick wen back to the training and routine. Well he was there when it happened and wants to take the smaller dogs away for a few nights to spend time with them and “protect” them. Everytime we have done this in the past there is more aggression from the border collie when they get back. The routine gets broken up and I’m the one who has to deal with the training and aggression. Does anyone have a solution? I feel like he isn’t listening to me when I don’t want him to take them. He has a key to my house and lives 5 minutes away. He knows he is welcome to come walk them, stay the night or spend time with them at any point. So to me I don’t see the point in ruining the routine for those reasons if it will cause aggression. Thoughts?

Hi,
I am 27 and soon to be 28, I studied public services in undergrad and got my MSc in HR at 26 with merit.
I attended some big grad schemes but didn''t get job, and rejected some good jobs because of my comfort zone, I work at night at Amazon and get okay money enough for living work only 3 days a week and this makes me feel trapped with no room to progress and fears to move because it is 'safe job' and money okay but no progress. Here I can't apply for promotion because I have warning that doesn't allow to apply for anything for over half year.
Don't want to work in HR but I have volunteering experience in my CV and also leading small teams but even with this I struggle to get interviews for retail team lead jobs. Is it worth to risk for 5 day admin job to begin with? As they call it graduate business support. Or try sales or elsewhere?
Will appreciate any opinion, thank you ;(

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My sister, "Sam" (23 F), and I (25 M) moved away together from our home state to attend an out-of-state school. We lived in a two-bedroom apartment with her then boyfriend while studying and working part-time. Our different approaches to cleanliness caused tension, with Sam wanting to clean daily and me preferring to clean on my day off. Eventually, Sam's frustrations led to petty actions like throwing my belongings into my room and waking me up at night. I started staying in my room most of the time, doing everything there. Sam and her boyfriend broke up, leaving just the two of us in the apartment.
Around the same time, I met my current girlfriend, "Alex," and started spending more time with her. Alex eventually moved 30 minutes away, so I began sleeping over at her place. I was rarely in my apartment and only stayed there a few nights after being with Alex. Sam got a new boyfriend, "Jake," who moved in with us due to an emergency. Sam later moved back home temporarily to take care of our mom before her surgery, while Jake stayed in the apartment.
Now it's just Jake and me in the apartment, but I don't feel close to him and see him more as a surprise roommate since Sam isn't living there. Sam wasn't sure if she would return after our mom's surgery, and I feared I would be solely responsible for the rent. I talked to Alex about the situation, and she suggested I move in with her and her sister, who actually brought up the idea. We planned to find a house after their lease ended since I would graduate and had a good job lined up.
When I told Sam about my plans to move in with Alex, she became upset. She had planned to return for graduate school, and Jake was fine with her not paying rent due to her claiming disability. I explained that I wanted to be with Alex more and that the constant commuting was becoming difficult. I had also stated that I had brought it up several times prior to me moving out that I had plans to do so and was just waiting to have time to start doing so. Sam started ignoring my texts, told my family I abandoned her, and my parents were disappointed. Feeling bad about the situation, I sent Sam some money to help cover the upcoming month, but she ignored me and told my mom she wanted a brother, not my money. Now I wonder if I'm the asshole for leaving my sister to live with my girlfriend.

I am not really a creative person and my stories are shit.. and also please forgive my bad grammar.. I’m a teen from Texas and I’m a 15 year old and I just keep having these dream’s and I don’t know where to post them, so I will just post one here.. also my name is Tristan and yeah I like to make stuff.. Anyway’s let’s begin with my story of the dream I had earlier today. The dream I had earlier was about the largest tsunami ever to happen in Japan and a bunch of survivor’s would have to work together if they want to survive and they are on a rooftop and some higher part’s of the building haven’t been flooded yet and are still useable anyway’s let me introduce you to the main 4 survivor’s of this story. Shiro Kubo. Age:14 Male Mieko Oka. Age:14 Female Fuji Shima. Age:13 Female Oba Michi. Age:14 Female Shiro Kubo was born with High Functioning Autism OCD and ADHD and he also has some anxiety sometime’s and after he was diagnosed with all of that his parent’s didn’t really get him any help and instead they spoiled him with Toy’s and Food and when he was in school he was bullied for being overweight, but he still is a good person and care’s a lot for his family and friend’s..? And Mieko Oka was a girl who bullied other’s in her school and she was very annoying, and she is also very insecure about her body and she want’s to have a attractive body and look like all of those supermodel’s but she can’t and she isn’t attractive at all and she doesn’t want to feel weak or be seen weak so she bullies other’s with her fake friend’s. Also Mieko and Shiro don’t go to the same school, and Fuji Shima she has parent’s who are abusive and they don’t care about her need’s and they want her to get the best grade’s or else they will punish her, and so she ran away from home and she was sleeping anywhere she could find. And the last girl is Oba Michi, she was raised in a loving family and she is very good at her school work and she also help’s her family by helping at their movie’s and Manga Store and she is a huge manga and movie’s fan and she has a huge collection of Movie’s and Manga and she is extremely brave even thought she doesn’t know how to fight but she still want’s to do the right thing. And it was the year 2023 when the largest tsunami in Japanese history hit and a bunch of people went into the building’s and went to the rooftop’s to survive and our 4 main character’s went into the same building and helped other’s also get to safety and when everyone made it up there it was just the 15 of them. And then later they went into the lower level’s of the building that weren’t flooded and they found food and 1 flashlight and other stuff and then way later that night they got to know each other better and sing a few song’s together and the power and Wi-Fi was out and it wouldn’t be working for a long time.. and then later they went to bed and the next morning the water only got higher, and it would be a long time until help come’s to save them and they also would have to be aware of other hostile survivor’s and the sea life. Also they have another survivor in the group and she also goes to the same school as Mieko Oka does and this survivor her name is Rinnie Ikuyo and she was in the cooking club before the tsunami happened. And she can help try to cook and feed the other survivor’s. Edit: if I ever did make this a anime it would be only one season and probably 8-11 episodes I guess idk..

I saw this boy for the first time around mid-October during the first semester of uni. We sat on the same 2 pm bus to a certain campus and he was sitting somewhat across from me, facing me (if that makes sense). I didn't think much about them until I started seeing them more on campus by coincidence. During my second encounter with them, I was saying goodbye to my best friend as she got on a bus to a different campus for her next class. I was considering whether to take the bus behind her to go to a different campus because I just wanted to see a different scenery. Then, as I was walking to that bus behind the bus that my friend just got on, I made eye contact with that boy because he was sitting in the front seat of the shuttle bus. When we made eye contact, I could see his eyes dilate and I knew at that moment that we both recognize each other (I was standing outside the bus and didn't get on the bus as I was feeling overwhelmed with butterflies in my stomach). The 3rd time we met by coincidence, I was once again waiting to get on a bus and coincidentally he was on that same bus. However, this time, he purposely moved to a two-seater and was sitting on the seat next to the window. Right after, he kept looking at me and smiling at me. However, too many people needed to get on the same bus as me, so I couldn't get on that bus. Since then, we would meet coincidentally on campus while I was waiting for a bus or walking to my next class. Every single time, I would notice that he would sneak a peak at me, or we just both look at each other with our eyes dilated. I'm an Aquarius and I'm introverted, so loving him from afar already made me feel overjoyed and made my day. Even tho idk anything about him including his name as I've never talked to him before, his existence was enough to make me happy and make me want to continue living in the hopes of seeing him again. After hearing the news of Astro Moonbin's death, I finally made up my mind that I'm going to bring up the courage to confess to him because a thought occurred to me. The thought was, "What if he was always smiling like Moonbin, but actually struggling with life and maybe even considering suicide?" If that were the case, I want to be someone able to help him out and prevent him from committing suicide because I really like him. Although we only had two weeks left of uni as finals week was coming up, during the last week of classes, I finally bit the bullet and confessed my feelings to him. I said, "I have something that I've been meaning to say to you for a long time. This may be cringy but bear with me for a moment," I took a deep breath in, and with my voice extremely trembling while trying not to crack my voice or cry in the process, I told him "I like your smile and I think you're really cute. l hope you do well with your finals, I hope you have a great summer break, and I just hope life goes well for you in general." After that confession, we had some small talk, I asked him for his Instagram, and a few hours later he followed me back. A few days after I confessed, I decided to dm him on Instagram about how I wanted to get to know him better. He replied back to me in a week or two telling me he was not ready to get to know me because he was struggling with his mental health and needed a break from social media. However, he did wish that I have a good summer and do well on my finals. I liked his reply and I replied by telling him I'm glad he was taking the time to take care of his mental health, I understand him socially isolating himself because I've done that several times in my life before. I sent him the "sending a virtual hug" gif, and two days later he liked my reply and sent a simple sentence reply thanking me for my support and the smiley face with tear emoji. I sent him a simple sentence back saying "that's the least I can do" and that's the end of our interaction.
It has been a month and now I'm starting to overthink. I legit don't know what to do now. I know there are still 2-3 months of summer left, but when the summer ends, should I dm him to ask how his summer went/if he feels better, and if he could send me his schedule for the upcoming fall semester? What if I bump into him again coincidentally during the upcoming fall semester? Should I say hi to him? Should I wait for him to reach out to me? Should I let this go? But for some reason, I just can't let this go and I have a feeling that there is still hope deep down inside my heart. I've had a few crushes in the past, but I've never had one where deep down in my heart I can't let them go. None of my past crushes would smile at me on their own if we bumped into each other (I never talked to them before too). The many coincidental encounters made me wonder if they are my destiny/fate/soulmate because as the saying goes "if you meet someone a second time that's a coincidence, but a third time is fate/destiny." I know I may be delusional about this, but I can't stop thinking about them. Legit I don't mind being friends with him and if I'm not the one. If they're in a genuine relationship where that other person makes them smile, even if it's not me, I would genuinely be happy for them (I mean I would be a little hurt that I can't be the one, but still overall happy for them). I just want to be someone that's part of their life that can make them smile even if that means being just friends. Legit, I'm willing to risk my all just to see them genuinely happy. Please help a girl/hopeless romantic out! T-T

This is going to be a long post but here I go anyway. My name is Liam, I have never been in a romantic relationship before. I literally have no love life whatsoever, I’ve tried Tinder but I hardly get any matches and I got rejected by my crush when I was 16 but that’s a story for another time. I’m quite desperate at this point and I’m really lonely. This will sound cliché but when I was younger I always imagined that I’d get married to a beautiful woman, have one or more children, go on holidays to different countries, own a nice car and live in a big house. Fast forward to today and that idyllic lifestyle is more of a dream that probably won’t ever come true. Life isn’t a stereotypical romcom as much as I wish it were true. I know I’m young and I might get lucky one day, no one knows what the future holds. Anyway moving on. I’ll be honest and say I’m not that good looking but I am mature for my age. To describe my appearance, I’m white, 5’5, average build, blue eyes and have black hair. I’ll be happy to share pictures in chat if anyone is curious. I’m very shy and introverted but I do try my best to have a conversation. I’ve been told I’m funny and nerdy but also have a nice personality as well. My star sign is Capricorn but that’s all I know about it. My favourite hobbies (if you could call them that) are playing video games, watching movies/tv shows and occasionally reading books. I’m a very big Star Wars fan and my favourite Netflix show is Wednesday. This might be embarrassing to admit but my celebrity crush is Jenna Ortega lol. My music taste is pretty much just anything mainstream but I like Lewis Capaldi. My favourite Pixar film is WALL-E. Call me lazy but I love to just chill and relax at home in my pyjamas. I’m a family oriented person and an animal lover with two cute dogs who I adore. I’m looking for a woman who will love me for who I am, to build a special bond with and to have a future together. As cringe as it sounds, I just someone to love me as much as I’d love them. I guess I’m a hopeless romantic lol. I don’t know if I should say this here but I do really want to have children one day but that would be something that would happen in the long term and I’m no rush anyway. I am a great uncle to my niece and nephews and fatherhood is something that appeals to me. I’d like someone who is close to my age but that wouldn’t be a deal breaker. I don’t want a long distance relationship as I can’t travel and I want someone who is nearby. I’m not bothered about appearances as personality means much more to me but my “type” would be a white, petite, hot, curvy woman with black or blonde hair and blue eyes. I want us to get to know each other first and then possibly meet up for a date. Hopefully we can “click” right away but I understand it might take time. Anyway I don’t want to keep on rambling so this goes out to any women out there, if you want to talk or ask me questions then feel free to DM me. I look forward to hearing from you all and thank you for reading my post
Liam x

My order of priority is Gepard > Bailu > Welt in that order.
'But welt is so good tho' I will be pulling for both Luocha and Yukon. So my imaginary unit needs will be fulfilled either one I use. Don't get me wrong, Welt sounds amazing, but I could always pull him on the standard banner later. Where Yukon and Luocha are limited at this time. (and yes I'm aware you get a free Yukon in 1.2)
'Bailu is amazing' I 100% agree, but if I pull Luocha I won't 'need' Bailu as much, although I would like to have her. Again, same thing as Welt, I could easily pull her on my way to 300.
'Why Gepard when you get march for Free?' Gepard negates the need for a healer on the team entirely, and does everything March does but better. which allows for more varied team comps. Plus I mean he's one of the male units I actually like. He's a kinda derpy (not in the bad way) knight with a heart of gold. I feel similarly about Luocha, I like his character and his design, also funny that he beats people to death with an actual coffin.

Modern Cosmic Horrors
Piotr Novack
Interstellar Terran Print, 2145
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Chapter 1: Predator Dream
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This story was made in collaboration with an arxur. Big thanks big guy.
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Memory Transmission Subject: Vinro, Arxur Cattle Farmer
Date [Standardized Human Time]: May 2130
I have been having nightmares lately. It is an uncommon fact among Federation species that arxur can feel fear, and we want it to stay that way. We are not excused when having nightmares. We are expected to overcome them, however it’s much easier to run from it and wake up. It is in our best interest to be unnoticed and pretend to sleep. Waking up screaming is infantile and it’s greatly frowned upon.
These nightmares are unordinary. I’ve been dreaming the same nightmare for weeks. I am a preyed upon. Something unspoken is chasing me through the forest. The fear of being hunted is clawing on my mind, but not enough to wake up. I feel exhaustion in my dreams, but I always manage to pull through until the dreaming sleep phase ends, and I eventually wake up.
I work as a cattle farmer, I rear venlil cattle. Their meat is highly valued, especially scrag and shoulders, which are soft. Their legs are definitely stronger, but it’s nothing for our jaws, and there is more meat to harvest. I only feed them grass and leaves. If they ever wanted a fruit, they would have to work hard to earn it. They always fail though. I suppose the grass and leaves diet doesn’t give them enough energy to work efficiently, but my colleagues just marginalize it saying the prey is just too weak for our duties. I knew who was correct, they lack nutrients, but I wasn’t willing to provide it to them. I don’t care, and I can’t afford being ostracized.
As usual I had the same nightmare. I could have sworn they are worse with each day. It was suddenly interrupted as I was awoken in the dead of night by a noise coming from the pens. Keeping my nightmares in mind I can not say that I hold a grudge against the cattle for waking me up. I simply stood up and went to investigate the noise.
The night was rather cold and the stars were unobstructed by clouds and light pollution. The farm was surrounded by trees. When I entered the pen, I saw a prey laying on the ground, twitching in its dream. Its welfare was negligible, but a pitiful picture nonetheless. It mumbled audibly, without a doubt it was responsible for the sudden scream. I kicked it in the chest lightly with the intention of waking it up.
It suddenly opened its eyes and rested one of them on me. The sight of a hulking arxur was probably not as bad as its nightmare, because it stopped shuddering. Was it relieved to be still alive? I leaned over with dominance to emphasize my following command.
“Stop making noise.” I said with a bland but cold voice. I was good at imposing fear by being devoid of emotions, but even now, the prey did not freeze, but silently backed away a little. “Go back to sleep” I added, I paid no attention to its abnormal bravery.
“No! Please!” It bursted suddenly. “The nightmares will hunt me again!” The other cattle started waking up and a noise soon filled the air. It was the moment when I finally felt wrath. I kicked the culprit in its temple, knocking it out. The chatter soon went silent after that presentation.
Despite working at the cattle farm, I am not allowed to snack on the cattle. The amount of cattle must not change without being recorded. If the meat is harvested, we take records. If it’s punished by death, duly noted. If prey escapes, it must be found, dead or alive. If it dies from sickness, everyone must know. Snacking on cattle in the middle of the night is considered theft, even if I wanted to give an example to the remaining.
When I left the pen and was about to close it, I saw it twitching again. This time more erratic. It looked like a seizure. More noises started to fill the air. I sighed, picked up the prey and headed to the cold store. If it survives the seizure, the number of cattle won’t change. If not, at least the meat won’t start spoiling and it will be noted as natural death.
I opened the doors and a cool atmosphere started to escape the room. The red bulb lit up the room, there were chunks of meat hanging from the ceiling. I dropped the twitching prey on the ground and started observing it. It was slowly but surely crawling to the closest wall. Then it started climbing up, backed up against the wall until it stood up. It was then when I snapped out of the trance. The prey was supposed to be unconscious, yet it stood there, piercing me with its big, glassy eye. The red dot reflected in it. I decided to end this charade and took a step, when it launched towards the meat chunk and drowned its dull teeth in it. The venlil tried to tear a piece of meat, aiding with its tiny claws. When it finally managed to get a morsel, it gulped it entirely and faced me.
“Go back to sleep,” It said, in a fluent arxurian.
I recognized the venlil as a thread and bared my teeth in order to charge, but when it came to this, the venlil dived under my legs and ran straight to the pens. I hurried behind it and was met with a horrible sight. There were venlil killing each other, ripping their windpipes off. Some were shouting and crying. One of them came to me and started begging me for help and to release them from their disease. Predator disease, as they called it. On cue the predatory venlil pounced on the pleading prey and tore him apart. It was then, when I noticed the gate to pens was open and all venlil started to flee. The predators were focused on me this time, I could count at least ten. I thought I was dreaming. Was the unspoken oppressor the venlil all this time? Was the mare that hunted venlil changing them into predators? Will my mare turn me into a prey when I go to sleep? I was frozen. I did not care about the consequences of showing fear, I was overwhelmed by it. I started running deep into the forest. When I was exhausted from running, I collapsed by the tree and zoned out.
I woke up at dawn. I knew I was afraid in my dream, but I could not remember any details. My legs were hurting, like I’ve been walking all night. After resting and examining the surroundings I realized I was completely lost.
I was wandering through the forest, analyzing what happened last night. The venlil were dead, some of them. The rest probably fled. The carcasses will be harvested for meat that needs to be eaten quickly. Living cattle can be stored longer than harvested meat. If I return to the farm, not only will they take me for a lunatic, but I will be charged for wasting food and executed. By contrast, venlil who fled will be tracked and used for breeding to fill the shortage, no harm will be done to them for a long time. I will be hunted by my people.
And my dreams.

Advice needed. I have always had a “work hard, play hard” personality. I have high standards and have accomplished most of my goals in life. I hit my 40s and realize that alcohol isn’t serving me. Life on difficult mode. Drinking nightly for no good reason. I don’t drink to repress or forget. I’m generally a happy and optimistic person. But after deep reflection, I realize that I’m basically a lush or hedonist. I just want life to be a party! I don’t shy from hard work, but I need a release. I need something to look forward to. Can you relate? How do you stay true to this side of yourself while also committing to a sober life? How did you transition your dopamine cravings to sober living? I exercise quite a bit already (weights and long hikes) but I feel like I will always want to ring that bell every once in a while for the rest of my life. I want it both ways. I’ve strung together months at a time but I’m currently off again and searching for the motivation to get back on the path while still honoring the deepest parts of me.

I have a 2 month old GSD now for about a week. Also have 2 cats that are about 2 years old. My puppy is a really good boy for puppy standards so far but I'm having trouble with him and the cats. I know it's natural for them to take a few weeks- months to warm up to each other, but what is the best way to do this? I think he just wants to play with them and is curious. My cats will sit up on railings/tables/other high spots and just watch him all day. But then when he sees them he starts barking and tries to go after them. The cats just usually sit there and hiss back or run off to a safe spot. My cats will actually go up to him when he's sleeping and sniff him, I've also carried him back inside before with one of my cats on a railing nearby and they just sniffed each other's noses with no hissing/barking or anything. I guess I'm rambling but how do i make him chill a bit with the cats? They aren't terrified of him or anything, they all sleep on the bed together at night until he notices them and starts barking and they run off. My only strategy is to try and distract him with toys and treats and get between him when he starts getting excited at one of the cats but it seems like it's not making any progress lol
Thanks for the help

Hey. It's late here in England, and I was hoping we could chat until either of us falls asleep. I think late night conversations are the weirdest, in a good way.
Hopefully if we click, we'll keep talking tomorrow.
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