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2023.03.30 19:35 Temporary_Noise_4014 The Next Big Thing in AI Workplace Safety: PredictMedix (CSE: PMED, OTCQB: PMEDF, FRA:3QP)

The Next Big Thing in AI Workplace Safety: PredictMedix (CSE: PMED, OTCQB: PMEDF, FRA:3QP)
PredictMedix (CSE: PMED) (OTCQB: PMEDF) (FRA:3QP) is an emerging provider of rapid health screening and remote patient care solutions globally—the Company's Safe Entry Stations - powered by a proprietary artificial intelligence (AI).

https://preview.redd.it/1j9lfgwvwwqa1.png?width=741&format=png&auto=webp&s=caac3e5add8e4c8f595aba70d525c78f1609319a
The technology uses multispectral cameras to analyze physiological data patterns and predict various health issues, including infectious diseases such as COVID-19, impairment by drugs or alcohol, fatigue or various mental illnesses.

https://preview.redd.it/9l7a31mxwwqa1.png?width=1037&format=png&auto=webp&s=6beedcb376663f84c088f56dc671599d1c328132
From the Company’s March 23rd Press Release: “the use of drugs such as cannabis or alcohol can impair an individual's physiological and/or psychological state, leading to significant safety risks. Predictmedix's technology functions by identifying signs of impairment and correlating them with various levels of impairment-inducing agents…The patented technology will also be used in Predictmedix's AI-powered mobile app, which works alongside a portable multispectral imaging camera for non-invasive impairment detection. The company plans to commercialize its mobile solution to serve global law enforcement agencies, transport, and other high-risk industries where impairment is a significant liability.”
The global workplace safety market was valued at $12.7 billion in 2021 and is projected to reach $38.9 billion by 2031, registering a CAGR of 12.2% from 2021 to 2031.
Of the scarce competition, a similar test can take 20 minutes to detect impairment. PMEDs take 3-5 SECONDS. Yes, that's correct. 3-5 seconds.
It will Be Popular with Insurance Companies. Globally.
Obvious cost savings are myriad to insured entities that use the tech, as up to 50% of workers' compensation claims directly result from substance abuse.
Few labour or 'responsibility' industries wouldn't benefit from PMED’s patented tech. Think transportation, factory, building trades and care homes and on and on.
The benefits for all involved—except those coming to work impaired—are obvious. Nice to know your pilot and co-pilot are sober.
Health Screening Patent Granted
Earlier this week, PMED announced to advance the above: “The US Patent Office has granted a patent for its AI-powered technology (United States Patent Application Number: 16/892,369) for the non-invasive detection of impairment caused by alcohol and/or cannabis.
The patented technology uses multispectral imaging and speech analysis to identify and extract features from an individual, allowing the technology to determine whether the individual is exhibiting signs associated with impairment. The technology is part of the Company's Fit for Duty screening solutions, which provide contactless and bias-free screening for impairment, extreme fatigue, and infectious diseases.”
Access this link and scroll down to discuss the benefits of Safe Entry from the Company's Principals.
Even to the most skeptical investor, the technology has enormous potential—eventually, a handheld app for law enforcement. A non-invasive portal that employees pass through, and in case worried, no personal information is recorded or stored.
Dr. Rahul Kushwah, Chief Operating Officer at Predictmedix, states, "Our proprietary technology has the potential to revolutionize the way that businesses and organizations screen for impairment. We have a lot of exciting opportunities in our pipeline. Being at the forefront of this scientific AI breakthrough and providing proven, accurate solutions to combat impairment is a top priority for Predictmedix. We are excited to continue to make a positive impact on workplaces and organizations around the world."
Bottom Line
In Summary:
  1. PMED has several substantive and unique patents, both granted and pending.
  2. The Companies market is virtually limitless, with exceptional long-term growth prospects.
  3. Should have public acceptance when traded on against accidents and fatalities caused by impairment or fatigue.
  4. It provides a quick and viable way to detect illnesses such as COVID-19, potentially before the individual knows.
  5. No filing or storing of personal information.
  6. Insurance, risk, and underwriting companies will embrace. Technology in every car, truck etc.?
The potential seems obvious. The technology is exceptional. The Market cap is CDN$16 million—the shares trade at a daily average of about 175K. Shares have a 52-week hi-lo of CDN$0.025 to CDN$0.17. Currently, CDN$0.12 per share.
Faites vos jeux.
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2023.03.30 19:35 StepwiseUndrape574 GTA 5 Online Modded Vehicles - Armored Trucks, Modded Supercars, Sports cars 🚀 FURYMODZ.com

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2023.03.30 19:34 Temporary_Noise_4014 The Next Big Thing in AI Workplace Safety: PredictMedix (CSE: PMED, OTCQB: PMEDF, FRA:3QP)

The Next Big Thing in AI Workplace Safety: PredictMedix (CSE: PMED, OTCQB: PMEDF, FRA:3QP)
PredictMedix (CSE: PMED) (OTCQB: PMEDF) (FRA:3QP) is an emerging provider of rapid health screening and remote patient care solutions globally—the Company's Safe Entry Stations - powered by a proprietary artificial intelligence (AI).

https://preview.redd.it/3dbon4qrwwqa1.png?width=741&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ea4dae382e5f1dc571c537557bbddab5dbf5352
The technology uses multispectral cameras to analyze physiological data patterns and predict various health issues, including infectious diseases such as COVID-19, impairment by drugs or alcohol, fatigue or various mental illnesses.

https://preview.redd.it/9n1ryq3twwqa1.png?width=1037&format=png&auto=webp&s=cca4ec51c6c40395fe1884d0cc81d9a0236694a4
From the Company’s March 23rd Press Release: “the use of drugs such as cannabis or alcohol can impair an individual's physiological and/or psychological state, leading to significant safety risks. Predictmedix's technology functions by identifying signs of impairment and correlating them with various levels of impairment-inducing agents…The patented technology will also be used in Predictmedix's AI-powered mobile app, which works alongside a portable multispectral imaging camera for non-invasive impairment detection. The company plans to commercialize its mobile solution to serve global law enforcement agencies, transport, and other high-risk industries where impairment is a significant liability.”
The global workplace safety market was valued at $12.7 billion in 2021 and is projected to reach $38.9 billion by 2031, registering a CAGR of 12.2% from 2021 to 2031.
Of the scarce competition, a similar test can take 20 minutes to detect impairment. PMEDs take 3-5 SECONDS. Yes, that's correct. 3-5 seconds.
It will Be Popular with Insurance Companies. Globally.
Obvious cost savings are myriad to insured entities that use the tech, as up to 50% of workers' compensation claims directly result from substance abuse.
Few labour or 'responsibility' industries wouldn't benefit from PMED’s patented tech. Think transportation, factory, building trades and care homes and on and on.
The benefits for all involved—except those coming to work impaired—are obvious. Nice to know your pilot and co-pilot are sober.
Health Screening Patent Granted
Earlier this week, PMED announced to advance the above: “The US Patent Office has granted a patent for its AI-powered technology (United States Patent Application Number: 16/892,369) for the non-invasive detection of impairment caused by alcohol and/or cannabis.
The patented technology uses multispectral imaging and speech analysis to identify and extract features from an individual, allowing the technology to determine whether the individual is exhibiting signs associated with impairment. The technology is part of the Company's Fit for Duty screening solutions, which provide contactless and bias-free screening for impairment, extreme fatigue, and infectious diseases.”
Access this link and scroll down to discuss the benefits of Safe Entry from the Company's Principals.
Even to the most skeptical investor, the technology has enormous potential—eventually, a handheld app for law enforcement. A non-invasive portal that employees pass through, and in case worried, no personal information is recorded or stored.
Dr. Rahul Kushwah, Chief Operating Officer at Predictmedix, states, "Our proprietary technology has the potential to revolutionize the way that businesses and organizations screen for impairment. We have a lot of exciting opportunities in our pipeline. Being at the forefront of this scientific AI breakthrough and providing proven, accurate solutions to combat impairment is a top priority for Predictmedix. We are excited to continue to make a positive impact on workplaces and organizations around the world."
Bottom Line
In Summary:
  1. PMED has several substantive and unique patents, both granted and pending.
  2. The Companies market is virtually limitless, with exceptional long-term growth prospects.
  3. Should have public acceptance when traded on against accidents and fatalities caused by impairment or fatigue.
  4. It provides a quick and viable way to detect illnesses such as COVID-19, potentially before the individual knows.
  5. No filing or storing of personal information.
  6. Insurance, risk, and underwriting companies will embrace. Technology in every car, truck etc.?
The potential seems obvious. The technology is exceptional. The Market cap is CDN$16 million—the shares trade at a daily average of about 175K. Shares have a 52-week hi-lo of CDN$0.025 to CDN$0.17. Currently, CDN$0.12 per share.
Faites vos jeux.
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2023.03.30 19:34 Temporary_Noise_4014 The Next Big Thing in AI Workplace Safety: PredictMedix (CSE: PMED, OTCQB: PMEDF, FRA:3QP)

The Next Big Thing in AI Workplace Safety: PredictMedix (CSE: PMED, OTCQB: PMEDF, FRA:3QP)
PredictMedix (CSE: PMED) (OTCQB: PMEDF) (FRA:3QP) is an emerging provider of rapid health screening and remote patient care solutions globally—the Company's Safe Entry Stations - powered by a proprietary artificial intelligence (AI).

https://preview.redd.it/82gszwumwwqa1.png?width=741&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e537bc4b9e8fc254edd1164037f5fe0b2912a0e
The technology uses multispectral cameras to analyze physiological data patterns and predict various health issues, including infectious diseases such as COVID-19, impairment by drugs or alcohol, fatigue or various mental illnesses.

https://preview.redd.it/0atyxf6pwwqa1.png?width=1037&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f4cff98ae2ff391c0e3e8e95497cbef8bb5829e
From the Company’s March 23rd Press Release: “the use of drugs such as cannabis or alcohol can impair an individual's physiological and/or psychological state, leading to significant safety risks. Predictmedix's technology functions by identifying signs of impairment and correlating them with various levels of impairment-inducing agents…The patented technology will also be used in Predictmedix's AI-powered mobile app, which works alongside a portable multispectral imaging camera for non-invasive impairment detection. The company plans to commercialize its mobile solution to serve global law enforcement agencies, transport, and other high-risk industries where impairment is a significant liability.”
The global workplace safety market was valued at $12.7 billion in 2021 and is projected to reach $38.9 billion by 2031, registering a CAGR of 12.2% from 2021 to 2031.
Of the scarce competition, a similar test can take 20 minutes to detect impairment. PMEDs take 3-5 SECONDS. Yes, that's correct. 3-5 seconds.
It will Be Popular with Insurance Companies. Globally.
Obvious cost savings are myriad to insured entities that use the tech, as up to 50% of workers' compensation claims directly result from substance abuse.
Few labour or 'responsibility' industries wouldn't benefit from PMED’s patented tech. Think transportation, factory, building trades and care homes and on and on.
The benefits for all involved—except those coming to work impaired—are obvious. Nice to know your pilot and co-pilot are sober.
Health Screening Patent Granted
Earlier this week, PMED announced to advance the above: “The US Patent Office has granted a patent for its AI-powered technology (United States Patent Application Number: 16/892,369) for the non-invasive detection of impairment caused by alcohol and/or cannabis.
The patented technology uses multispectral imaging and speech analysis to identify and extract features from an individual, allowing the technology to determine whether the individual is exhibiting signs associated with impairment. The technology is part of the Company's Fit for Duty screening solutions, which provide contactless and bias-free screening for impairment, extreme fatigue, and infectious diseases.”
Access this link and scroll down to discuss the benefits of Safe Entry from the Company's Principals.
Even to the most skeptical investor, the technology has enormous potential—eventually, a handheld app for law enforcement. A non-invasive portal that employees pass through, and in case worried, no personal information is recorded or stored.
Dr. Rahul Kushwah, Chief Operating Officer at Predictmedix, states, "Our proprietary technology has the potential to revolutionize the way that businesses and organizations screen for impairment. We have a lot of exciting opportunities in our pipeline. Being at the forefront of this scientific AI breakthrough and providing proven, accurate solutions to combat impairment is a top priority for Predictmedix. We are excited to continue to make a positive impact on workplaces and organizations around the world."
Bottom Line
In Summary:
  1. PMED has several substantive and unique patents, both granted and pending.
  2. The Companies market is virtually limitless, with exceptional long-term growth prospects.
  3. Should have public acceptance when traded on against accidents and fatalities caused by impairment or fatigue.
  4. It provides a quick and viable way to detect illnesses such as COVID-19, potentially before the individual knows.
  5. No filing or storing of personal information.
  6. Insurance, risk, and underwriting companies will embrace. Technology in every car, truck etc.?
The potential seems obvious. The technology is exceptional. The Market cap is CDN$16 million—the shares trade at a daily average of about 175K. Shares have a 52-week hi-lo of CDN$0.025 to CDN$0.17. Currently, CDN$0.12 per share.
Faites vos jeux.
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2023.03.30 19:33 Temporary_Noise_4014 The Next Big Thing in AI Workplace Safety: PredictMedix (CSE: PMED, OTCQB: PMEDF, FRA:3QP)

The Next Big Thing in AI Workplace Safety: PredictMedix (CSE: PMED, OTCQB: PMEDF, FRA:3QP)
PredictMedix (CSE: PMED) (OTCQB: PMEDF) (FRA:3QP) is an emerging provider of rapid health screening and remote patient care solutions globally—the Company's Safe Entry Stations - powered by a proprietary artificial intelligence (AI).

https://preview.redd.it/gs3lstoiwwqa1.png?width=741&format=png&auto=webp&s=a640f64bd0242581f5f5541f5dd53a5f3699f4ee
The technology uses multispectral cameras to analyze physiological data patterns and predict various health issues, including infectious diseases such as COVID-19, impairment by drugs or alcohol, fatigue or various mental illnesses.

https://preview.redd.it/5g49mctkwwqa1.png?width=1037&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c7eee7fda8b0cf01f8ab77f6b9a206aab0c06b5
From the Company’s March 23rd Press Release: “the use of drugs such as cannabis or alcohol can impair an individual's physiological and/or psychological state, leading to significant safety risks. Predictmedix's technology functions by identifying signs of impairment and correlating them with various levels of impairment-inducing agents…The patented technology will also be used in Predictmedix's AI-powered mobile app, which works alongside a portable multispectral imaging camera for non-invasive impairment detection. The company plans to commercialize its mobile solution to serve global law enforcement agencies, transport, and other high-risk industries where impairment is a significant liability.”
The global workplace safety market was valued at $12.7 billion in 2021 and is projected to reach $38.9 billion by 2031, registering a CAGR of 12.2% from 2021 to 2031.
Of the scarce competition, a similar test can take 20 minutes to detect impairment. PMEDs take 3-5 SECONDS. Yes, that's correct. 3-5 seconds.
It will Be Popular with Insurance Companies. Globally.
Obvious cost savings are myriad to insured entities that use the tech, as up to 50% of workers' compensation claims directly result from substance abuse.
Few labour or 'responsibility' industries wouldn't benefit from PMED’s patented tech. Think transportation, factory, building trades and care homes and on and on.
The benefits for all involved—except those coming to work impaired—are obvious. Nice to know your pilot and co-pilot are sober.
Health Screening Patent Granted
Earlier this week, PMED announced to advance the above: “The US Patent Office has granted a patent for its AI-powered technology (United States Patent Application Number: 16/892,369) for the non-invasive detection of impairment caused by alcohol and/or cannabis.
The patented technology uses multispectral imaging and speech analysis to identify and extract features from an individual, allowing the technology to determine whether the individual is exhibiting signs associated with impairment. The technology is part of the Company's Fit for Duty screening solutions, which provide contactless and bias-free screening for impairment, extreme fatigue, and infectious diseases.”
Access this link and scroll down to discuss the benefits of Safe Entry from the Company's Principals.
Even to the most skeptical investor, the technology has enormous potential—eventually, a handheld app for law enforcement. A non-invasive portal that employees pass through, and in case worried, no personal information is recorded or stored.
Dr. Rahul Kushwah, Chief Operating Officer at Predictmedix, states, "Our proprietary technology has the potential to revolutionize the way that businesses and organizations screen for impairment. We have a lot of exciting opportunities in our pipeline. Being at the forefront of this scientific AI breakthrough and providing proven, accurate solutions to combat impairment is a top priority for Predictmedix. We are excited to continue to make a positive impact on workplaces and organizations around the world."
Bottom Line
In Summary:
  1. PMED has several substantive and unique patents, both granted and pending.
  2. The Companies market is virtually limitless, with exceptional long-term growth prospects.
  3. Should have public acceptance when traded on against accidents and fatalities caused by impairment or fatigue.
  4. It provides a quick and viable way to detect illnesses such as COVID-19, potentially before the individual knows.
  5. No filing or storing of personal information.
  6. Insurance, risk, and underwriting companies will embrace. Technology in every car, truck etc.?
The potential seems obvious. The technology is exceptional. The Market cap is CDN$16 million—the shares trade at a daily average of about 175K. Shares have a 52-week hi-lo of CDN$0.025 to CDN$0.17. Currently, CDN$0.12 per share.
Faites vos jeux.
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2023.03.30 19:28 LordofDobro394 Am I getting car-scammed?

Am I getting car-scammed?
So I had my car toataled a week ago. I was rear ended, and instead of fixing it, my insurance wants to write it off. Anyways so I’m looking for a new car, and I found an ad on FB marketplace selling an 06 Honda CRV for 2k. I emailed them, asking when and where I could see the car and they responded that they are an elderly widow, the car is in Newfoundland, (a province here in Canada, for my American friends) and then in this email they outlined the selling process. It smells fishy to me. I truck, and I don’t understand how they are offering to ship an SUV free across half the country, no extra charge, for a regular price of 2K.
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2023.03.30 19:17 Mybadihadamovieon 03 GC Limited noob

03 GC Limited noob
Hello all,
I had the motor on my truck fail and due to still owing money on it I had to do some 4D chess but thank god my fiancé kept her old car and now here I am. Since I’ll be riding in this bad boy until I finish paying for our wedding in October I want to start fixing it up.
I hear a whistling noise when I’m driving normal city mph as soon as I let off the gas. As far as I can find it’s most likely a vacuum leak?
I also don’t know what this is called but it’s falling out and kinda wanna get it situated. Any help is appreciated. I plan on keeping the jeep for a bit so I wanna start getting it right.
Seats are tore up, should I just drop it off and get the seats reupholstered? I think that’s the most cost effective option but open to opinions.
My back ground is HVAC so I consider my self pretty handy.
Thank you all :)
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2023.03.30 19:12 SouthHillSaunas Top of the Amp Review #33: Barrell New Year 2023

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2023.03.30 19:04 Big-Apricot-2651 Dino Pull Back Cars: 6-Pack Toy Trucks for Kids 3-7+

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2023.03.30 19:00 Mizzno [H] Games [W] A Hat in Time, CODE VEIN, Mega Man 11, Tower Unite, Offers

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2023.03.30 18:56 clearliquidclearjar TALLAHASSEE WEEKLY EVENTS, 3/30 – 4/5

Events are listed by the day. Events that happen every week appear first, one time stuff after that. If you have anything you’d like people to know about, comment here or message me and I’ll add it in. If you’d like further info about any of the events, look it up! I usually don’t have any extra to add.
Large Scale, Ongoing, and Multi-Day Events
Local Running, Walking, and Biking Info: https://troubleafoot.blogspot.com/
OutdooFarmer’s Markets:
THURSDAY, 3/30
  • Blue Tavern: Jen Clark and the Old Schoolers with Chris Seepersaud, Paddy League, and Jack Straub. 5pm
  • Oyster City Brewing: Otha Allen Jr. 6pm
  • Blu Halo: Upside Avenue. 6pm
  • Blue Tavern: Music of the Spheres Last Thursday: The Rising Stars present the evolution of fife and drum music. 8pm
FRIDAY, 3/31
  • Lake Tribe: Flannel Friday. Flannel Fridays will be featuring a wide range of fall themed 'Pop-up' activities such as food trucks, live music, campfires, s'mores roasting, new seasonal brews, and more! Come dawn your flannel and cozy up to the simpler things in life. Our beers taste like the outdoors feel, let our tasting room be your Friday cabin retreat. 4pm
  • Gamescape: MTG Friday Night Magic. FORMAT: Standard Constructed. Swiss rounds as determined by the number of players with a maximum of 5 rounds. 7pm/$5
  • Hobbit West: Friday Night Dart Tournament. Anyone can Enter! Sign ups at 7:30, Darts fly at 8:00/$10 entry fee
  • Ouzts Too: Karaoke with DJ Nathan. Best karaoke DJ in town. 8pm
  • Club Downunder: CDU X Hip Hop Club Presents Freestyle Friday. Show off your freestyle rap or poetry skills at Freestyle Friday! Doors are at 7:30 with the show starting at 8:00 in Club Downunder! Send an email to [email protected] to sign up! 8pm
  • Just One More: Karaoke with DJ Rah. 9pm-11pm/21+
  • 926: The Hot Friday Night Party and Drag Show. 9pm/$5/18+
  • Blue Tavern: Douce Ambiance Reboot. 5pm
  • Kleman Plaza: MusicFest. Join us on Kleman Plaza the night before the Grand Parade for an exciting musical line-up featuring a country music star CHRIS LANE! Special guests include Walker Montgomery and Temecula Road! This is a FREE community event! Unwind at the BEER GARDEN as we ROCK the plaza for this free festival event! Beer, wine, Coca-Cola products and food will be available for purchase. Make sure to arrive early to enjoy the opening acts as this event will get packed quickly. 6pm
  • Proof: The Aftermath Band. 6pm
  • FSU Hillel: Swifty Shabbat. Join us for a Taylor Swift themed shabbat! Services start at 6pm, dinner starts at 7pm
  • House of Music: Keal Franklin plus Late Night Karaoke. 6:30pm
  • Island Wing Company: Free Wheelin. 7pm
  • Southwood Golf Club: Deja Blu. 7pm
  • Duke’s and Dottie’s: Lloyd Carter Band. 7pm
  • The Wine House on Market Street: Midnight Caravan. 7pm
  • Vino Beano: Persian Night & Belly Dancing. 7:30pm
  • Fire Bettys: Mainstream Band. 8pm
  • The Rose Room: GeneZone. 8pm
  • The Bark: No Parts, Lighthearted, and Confession Kids. 8pm
  • Blue Tavern: Rod MacDonald. 8pm
  • Oyster City Brewing: Ben Flournoy Trio. pm
SATURDAY, 4/1
  • Brinkley Glen Park: Invasive Plant Removal. Join Master Gardener Volunteers at this weekly invasive plant removal event. This is a great way to learn to ID our invasive plant species and how to remove them. We recommend wearing long pants and sleeves, closed-toed shoes, gloves, a hat and mosquito spray. Bring gardening tools such as hand clippers, loppers, trowels, etc. if you have them. We are removing coral ardisia bushes and berries, nandina, tung trees, Tradescantia flumenensis, cat's claw vine, winged yam, Japanese climbing fern, skunkvine and more. Directions: The best way to get there is to take Meridian Rd to Waverly Rd, go to the next intersection and turn left onto Abbotsford Way, then turn left at the next road called Woodside Dr. At the stop sign turn left onto Lothian. Lothian ends in a cul-de-sac and there is a sign that says Brinkley Glen Park. 8:30am-11:30am
  • The Rose Room: The Rose Revue. Performances by your favorite entertainers and special guests! Shows at 8pm, 10pm, & Midnight! A unique cast EACH show! 7pm
  • Duke’s and Dottie’s: Line Dancing Plus Lessons. 7pm/21+
  • Bird’s Oyster Shack: Laughterday Night Fever. This week: Five Year Anniversary Laughterday Night Fever! Join us every Saturday at Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack for a free comedy show! 8:30pm
  • La Casa Bar: Karaoke With Nathan. 9pm-1pm
  • LeRoy Collins Library Garage on Bronough (under the library): The Spring Title Wave Book Sale. Classics, vintage, and more! 9:30am-3pm
  • Capital City Raceway: Rotten Egg Rumble. 10am
  • Native Nurseries: oil Building and Compost. Learn everything there is to know about increasing soil fertility to grow healthy, nutrient dense fruits and vegetables. Sundiata Ameh-El of Compost Community will walk you through the basics of soil composition, microbiology and how to build your soils to make them perfect habitats for microorganisms that are responsible for healthy soil. REGISTRATION IS REQUIRED via PHONE ORDER. There is a $5.00 fee; your payment holds your spot in the class. Please call (850) 386-8882 to pre-register. Class size is limited to 15 people. 10am
  • Leon Sinks: First Saturday Hike. If it is the first Saturday of the month, it is time for a hike at Leon Sinks! We will meet at 10 am in the parking lot and hike the trail together to see the beautiful geological features of the area while walking on wooded hiking trails. Right off US 319 south of Tallahassee, the Leon Sinks Geological Area contains 5 miles of trails leading to a series of sinkholes big and small. The land in this area is underlain by a layer of limestone, eroded and dissolved by rainwater and groundwater to form caverns, holes, and tunnels. This type of terrain is called "karst" and results in many geological features such as wet sinkholes, depressions, natural bridges and a disappearing stream. The hikers can either hike the 3.6-mile Sinkhole Trail to view the numerous sinkholes and geological features, or the 2.8-mile Gum Swamp Trail around a cypress and gum swamp. We recommend wear hiking shoes and bring a water bottle, and consider bug spray or long pants/sleeves. 10am
  • Leon High Tennis Courts: Regional Energy Whiz Expo. The Regional Energy Whiz Expo consists of two events, the Solar Sprint and the Solar Cook-Off, geared towards getting kids involved in utilizing solar energy in fun and innovative ways. The Solar Sprint, open to students in 4th through 8th grade, consists of teams designing and building solar powered race cars. The Solar Cook-Off, for students in 4th through 12th grade, is a two-part competition encompassing the design of a fully solar powered cooker as well as a dish cooked using this same cooker. The winning team from each event will have the opportunity to compete in the state-wide Energy Whiz Expo! Noon
  • The Puff: Marauders Market. Come join us at our newest smallest venue! Vintage resellers, local artisans, & good tunes! (Rescheduled from last week.) Noon
  • Potbellys: 1st Annual Rock the SPEAR Benefit Concert with Tobacco Rd Band and former American Idol contestant Paisley Howell. 3pm/$20
  • The Hub at Feather Oaks: The Jerry Thigpen Trio. 3pm
  • Theater of Tallahassee: Cabaret Showcase. Join us for a special event at Theatre Tallahassee! We are delighted to bring you a Broadway cabaret of singing, dancing and acting featuring our award winning dance and theatre groups, along with some of our most advanced students, inspirational adult acts, and amazing solo performances. Every person regardless of age needs a ticket. Tickets will not be sold at the door. Ticket sales end two hours before each show. 3pm
  • Proof: Corey Hall Band. 5pm
  • The Rose Room: Topsy Turvy Through The Looking Glass. Each Performance inspired by Lewis Carroll's Through The Looking Glass! Performances by your favorite entertainers and special guests! Shows at 8pm, 10pm, & Midnight! A unique cast EACH show! COSTUMES ENCOURAGED! 6pm
  • Common Ground Books: Crochet Workshop with Peter's Crochet Array. Beginner and intermediate crocheters welcome. No crochet knowledge is needed before attending this class. Space is limited. All ages welcome. All participants will need a crochet hook (between size 4-6mm) and a skein of yarn. Participants can bring their own supplies, or we will be happy to provide them at cost. 6pm/$20 with optional $8 supply fee
  • Oyster City Brewing: Mechanical Lincoln. 7pm
  • Square Mug: Dylan Daley, Killer Choice, Zero Shock, and Broken Couch Club. 7pm
  • Blue Tavern: Harmonious Wail. 8pm
  • Cap City Video Lounge: MEMELESQUE. Ermahgerd Shaken Not Stirred is back at your fav local theater Cap City Video Lounge!!! You thought it was a show announcement but it was me, Dio! Our entire lives are the internet now so we made a show about it. TXT all your besties & bring them out for for MEME-LESQUE. We will meme till you scream. Masks required. Don't forget to tip your performers! 8pm/18+/$10
  • American Legion Hall: Latin Soul Orchestra 12th Anniversary Celebration. 8pm/$20
  • Fire Bettys: Pop Punk & Emo Night. 10pm
SUNDAY, 4/2
  • Bicycle House: Sunday Ride. Ride at 10:30 AM from Bicycle House. We will ride the Cascades trail to the St Marks trail and down to Wakulla station and return, about 31 miles. Ride speed is 12 to 14 mph, with periodic regroups. Vernon Bailey is the ride leader. Vernon is a new CCC member who’s been biking for 50 years enjoys riding with small groups and weekend touring. 10am
  • Gamescape: Pokémon League. Come learn, play, and trade with the Pokémon Trading Card Game and the Pokémon video games! We LOVE seeing new players, so come learn how to play! We play both the Trading Card Game and the Video Game casually and competitively. The store offers lots of different seating arrangements to meet our group's needs, as well as food, drinks, and Pokémon products for purchase. We are also hold regular, officially sanctioned tournaments for Pokémon Trading Card Game and Video Game Competitions! 2-4pm
  • House of Music: Songwriter Sunday. Songwriters of Tallahassee hosted by Rachel Hillman. Bring your original songs on Sunday - sign up is at 4:30. No Cover Songs please - this is an event celebrating original music. Accompanists and Bands Welcome - you must be able to set up within two minutes, so no crazy pedals or amp shenanigans. No Backing Tracks - Please find someone to play your song with you. 5pm
  • The Plant: Open Jam. All instruments, all players welcome. 5pm-9pm
  • Oyster City Brewing: Comedy Night. Come have some laughs with us on Sunday nights! If you are interested in participating in the show, reach out to [email protected] 7:30pm
  • The Rose Room: Synful Sunday. 8pm
  • Common Ground Books: Clothing Swap. Bring your clothes you no longer want, fit, or no longer feel like "you", and switch them out or just donate them to others. Clothing for all ages welcome. Please bring clothes in a bin or box so they can be easily browsed. Any clothing left will be considered a donation and held for the next swap or be made available for those in need. 2pm
  • The Bark: Copyright Claim, Animal Nineteen, Funeral Homes, and Heaven Slept. 7pm
  • 926: Curly Q “First Glance” EP release show with Learning To Swim, Our Final Feud, and Seppe. 7pm
  • Retrofit Records: Alexalone with Deadharrie. 7pm/free
  • House of Music: Bywater Call. 7pm
MONDAY, 4/3
  • Just One More: Bingo. 5pm-6:30pm
  • American Legion Hall: Cha Cha - Weekly Lessons. 6:15pm/$5
  • Hangar 38: Bingo. 6:45pm
  • Vino Beano: Tipsy Trivia. 7pm
  • The Rose Room: Karaoke Night. 8pm
  • Oyster City Brewing: The Bachelor Watch Party! 8pm
  • World of Beer: SINGO Music Bingo SPECIAL EVENT. With SINGO, our host will play 150 of the best hits in the music business, all 30-second music clips, and you'll have multiple opportunities to win house cash courtesy of WoB! You don't have to sing, but you'll definitely sing along! 6:30pm
TUESDAY, 4/4
  • Blue Tavern: Happy Hour with Paddy League. 5pm
  • World of Beer: Poker Night. 6pm
  • The Rose Room: Drag Bingo and Open Stage Night ft. Britney T. Foxx! 6pm
  • Crafty Crab: BOOMIN' Karaoke. 7pm
  • Ology Midtown: Jazz Jam Sessions. 7pm
  • Island Wings: Trivia. 7pm
  • House of Music: Tuesday Trivia & Karaoke. 7pm
  • Burrito Boarder: Karaoke with DJ Roldus. 8pm
  • Blue Tavern: Tuesday is Blues Day. Every Tuesday is Blues Day @ the Blue Tavern and Blues Meets Girl is a Tallahassee favorite. This perfect, intimate venue provides just what you need for both a mid-week break and authentic blues music experience. 8pm
  • 4th Quarter: Professor Jim's Tuesday Night Trivia. Popular for a reason! 8pm
  • Argonaut Coffee: Trivia Tuesday. 8pm
  • 926: Tacos and Trivia. 9pm
  • Fire Betty’s: Comedy Show. 9pm/21+
  • Blue Tavern: Abe Partridge with Cat Ridgeway. 5pm
  • Richard G. Fallon Theatre: TEDxFSU Rooted in Reality Conference. Hosted by a student-run organization at Florida State University, our event is called TEDxFSU, where x = an independently organized TED event. They will have speakers, performers, activities, and more! Check out tedx.fsu.edu to learn more about them and the event! 5:30pm
  • Civic Center: The Kid LAROI with Jeremy Zucker. 8pm
WEDNESDAY, 4/5
  • Rose Room: Women's Wednesday. Featuring Our Rose Roulettes and drink specials all night long. A night for all of our female-identifying friends to enjoy a safe space and an awesome happy hour! 5pm-2am
  • Birds: The Wednesday Night Lab Session hosted by Jim Crozier. 6pm
  • Tara Angel’s Magic: D&D Experience - Adult (18+) Group. Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition - Candlekeep Mysteries. A one-shot is a D&D event that starts and finishes in the same session, typically lasting 3 - 4 hours. We have pre-generated characters for players to choose from. WHAT TO BRING: Pencils, Dice (can be purchased in store), Mask (encouraged for unvaccinated participants), Enthusiasm! Please sign up in advance to reserve a spot in this campaign. Tickets can be purchased in-store, over the phone, or on the website. For more information, please email [email protected], or call: (850) 878-4555 6pm-9pm
  • Goodwood: Wonderful Wednesday. 6pm/$5
  • Level 8 Rooftop Lounge: Trivia. 6pm
  • The Great Games Library: Open Game Night. 6pm/free
  • American Legion Hall: Sue Boyd Country Western and More Dance Class. Session 2 - Beginner 6:30 to 7:45 pm What: East Coast Swing and Waltz. Cost: $8.00 per person. Wear comfortable shoes you can turn in. 7:45 to 8:15 - Practice dance with paid admission. 8:15 to 9:30: Intermediate - 2 Step and WCS. $8.00 per person or $13.00 for both classes. Vaccines are required. Face masks are optional. Changing partners is optional. 6:30pm
  • Perry Lynn’s Smokehouse in Quincy: Wed Night Open Mic w/ Steven Ritter and Friends. 6:30pm
  • Hangar 38: Trivia. 6:45pm
  • Oyster City Brewing Tallahassee: Trivia. Teams up to 6 players for three rounds with 10 questions and a tie breaker each round. Winners are by round so don’t worry if you need to come late or can’t stay the whole time! Prizes include a round of beer, a 6 pack and a gift card! 7pm
  • Proof: Trivia. 7pm
  • Vino Beano: Wine Bingo. 7pm
  • Fermentation Lounge: Trivia. 7pm
  • The Bark: Oceans in the Sky, Dizzy Bats, and Medians. 7pm
  • House of Music: Open Mic at House of Music. Join us Wednesday nights for open mic in the bar with host Mike Ingram of The Brown Goose. Come early for Happy Hour and dinner! 8pm
  • Blue Tavern: Warehouse Wednesdays Open Mic Night. The open mic night that has run continuously for almost 20 years, once housed at the Warehouse, lives on at the Blue Tavern. Doc Russell continues as the host with the most. Sign up starts at 8pm/free to attend
  • Fire Betty’s: Karaoke! 8pm/21+/free
  • Dukes and Dotties: College Night and Line Dancing Lessons. 8pm
  • The Bark: Karaoke with DJ Nathan. Best karaoke DJ in town. 9pm
  • 926: Dragged Out Wednesday. 10pm
  • Wfsu Public Media, 1600 Red Barber Plaza: The Village Square Presents Tallahassee Town Hall. Our annual town hall hosts commissioners from the City of Tallahassee and Leon County to have a constructive (and neighborly) discussion about where we are, where we’re going and what the challenges out there on the horizon might be. 6pm
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2023.03.30 18:49 Sure-Client-253 My car got towed in my apartment by a private towing company for Inoperable cos one flat tire

Is it possible for a towing company to come into my apartment building and mark my car as inoperable cos of a flat tire in Austin, TX? I was ticketed about 9 days ago and given 24HOURS before it was towed cos of ONE flat tire on the rear driver side. I was lucky to catch it early, fixed the tire and I have since moved the car to a different spot (I used the car to drop my kids to school so it's definitely running fine) This morning I got downstairs to take my kids to school and my car has been towed. It was towed based off the old ticket, and I had to pay $347 to get my car. When I picked up the car their was no ticket on my car so it wasn't a new ticket. They simply acted based on the old ticket. I drove my car on 28th, it was towed on 29th and I found out this morning 30th The tow guy told me his driver even saw me pumping my tire days ago, so are you just waiting for any opportunity for my tire to go flat so you can tow it? This seems illegal considering I was even given 24hours, what if I was out of town. Apparently this is a shady tow company that roams apartments around and tow unsuspecting victims. They have a 2 star review on Google with folks complaining about similar experience. I plan to file a complaint and hearing for this shady company
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2023.03.30 18:49 Plopplop13 Got my truck 2 days ago!! People like to complain

I was super hesitant after waiting for so long (not as long as many) to get my maverick. reading so many post and seeing so many videos about its shortfalls. After receiving my truck i am elated. here are the negatives i had herd and was super worried about.
The sound System: i did get the B&O upgrade but i had even heard that this system was midgrade at best. I could not disagree more. i have not even broken the speakers in yet and this is a great system. unless you are some crazy audiophile this system will meet or exceed 99% of anyone's expectations.
"the truck is to loud inside": another strong disagreement, it's not a Rolls Royse but i had been driving a 2011 Chevy Malibu sense 2011 and this truck is much quieter. I bought a 2019 Honda odyssey for my wife in 2019 and the truck is quieter than that car also.
The ordering and dealer experience where terrible: I know this can vary from person to person but i was fortunate enough to have a fantastic dealer experience with Ken Grody Ford in Buena Park CA. they did not try and slip anything in and although the base price and delivery had gone up about $500 sense i ordered the truck i was able to negotiate a credit with ford for my tonneau cover witch i was going to buy any way so no loss there.
The turn gear shifter: yeah it's dumb. that's all i can say about that. I would rather have a more traditional shifter but i'm sure i will get used to it.
Not having any other color options for the leather interior: I did not like the brown and blue but a leather or leather equivalent interior is a must for me. i know they offer black now but when i ordered unfortunately the brown and blue was my only choice. I eat my words on this one. it looks sharp. i thought it would make the interior look cheap but just the opposite. it really does pop and my wife loves it witch is always a plus. I've been converted.

So those are my opinions to hopefully put some peoples apprehensions at rest as i know i had many before taking delivery. Huge fan of my truck and hope it provides 10+ years of enjoyment for me and my fam.
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2023.03.30 18:35 LuckyFullmetal Missed opportunity for the Semi Truck to carry cars inside of it

Imagine someone driving a semi and you could literally just drive in the trailer and they could take you wherever and you could just reverse out of it in case of an emergency or something
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2023.03.30 18:33 mxsteralma I keep dying?

I don’t know if this is the right place for this but I keep dying. I keep having near death experiences. and the crazy part is, my life is slightly different every time. Ever since I was a child I have experienced this. I remember I drowned 3 times in my childhood, unconscious and I was resuscitated 3 times. I had gotten into fatal accidents as toddler and younger child. I’ve been involved in a school shooting at my high school. I have been in and out of the hospital my whole life for some mysterious illness that no doctor can seem to diagnose. Recently, an 18 wheeler almost rear ended my car going 55 mph and swerved last minute. I was riding a bike and a ups truck swerved barely a feet in front of me. I didn’t have an helmet on so it definitely would’ve killed me. (I bought a helmet lol)
Anyways, does anyone else experience this? Slight changes in their reality after their near death experience? I’ve heard of quantum immortality and a bunch of other theories but I would like some more input. A series of bad luck and unfortunate events?
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2023.03.30 18:30 ogreatgames Monster Jam Urban Assault: Awesome Monster Truck Racing Game - Wii Game

Monster Jam Urban Assault: Awesome Monster Truck Racing Game - Wii Game

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2023.03.30 18:24 Big-Apricot-2651 Truck Toys with 12 Mini Cars for Kids 3-7 Years Old

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2023.03.30 18:21 AshWyatt3 Deprecation on Fixed Assets

So, I work for a contracting company and part of my job is managing fixed assets and depreciation. We have a very large fleet of vehicles and we buy lots of new trucks and cars every month for our crew straight from various dealerships (Chevys, F250s, F550s, bucket trucks, SUVs, Jeeps, etc.)
Sometimes we will buy a bunch of trucks one month simply because we find a good deal, not necessarily because our fleet needs them for current use. So they will go to a parking lot on our property and sit for a few months until we need to place them in use
Some in my company think depreciation should NOT be started while they are not in use sitting on the lot, while others think we should immediately start depreciation once we take ownership.
So, my question is, which is correct in your opinion?
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2023.03.30 18:16 SloppyEyeScream Stop Recording My Children Lady!

FOREWARNING – This is long. Dear Reader, seriously, this is extremely long. I have no desire to waste your time. If you desire short reads, this is not for you. I would also like to point out this is an addition to “Alexa! Play Bitches Ain’t Shit by Dr. Dre.” I strongly encourage you to read it first.
Alexa; Play Bitches Ain't Shit by Dr. Dre : pettyrevenge (reddit.com)
Furthermore, there are (Shaking My Head) seventeen updates in total. They are all fairly well received. So, if you want to be totally caught-up, I strongly suggest you read them all. However, if you are like me, you will forgo my advice and simply commence with the fuckery below. Then you will likely have a metric fuck-ton of questions. Again, I would start with the, and then cruise right into the link below. Then you can come back in five days and read this.
All The Bitches Ain't Shit...In Order!!! : FuckeryUniveristy (reddit.com)
Urban Dictionary
Fuck-Around-and-Find-Out: A casual invitation or threat used by an individual that is not around of fucking someone up.
Dear Reader, I often find myself watching documentaries about North Korea. The “Hermit Kingdom” really fascinates me. I have traveled extensively in the Middle East and North Africa. North Korea was never off the table. However, it would certainly have been a Fuck- Around-and-Find-Out scenario. I have watched documentary-after-documentary and failed to realize I live next to a very similar “Hermit Kingdom.”
I thought the pettiness was over. Then my father’s sage advice reverberated inside my cranium, “Thought thought he farted but he really shit his pants.” Kelly was practicing lacrosse in the back yard and a lacrosse ball inadvertently crossed the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) landing in Ken and Karen’s yard. Kelly, foolishly believing they have become civil, decided to knock on the door and ask for permission to retrieve his ball.
Sloppy in garage
Sloppy opens garage door
Sloppy watches Kelly venture into the Hermit Kingdom
Knock. Knock. Kock.
Kelly: Hello! My ball bounced off a chair and went into your yard. Do you mind if I go get it?
Sloppy not certain “who” Kelly is talking to
Karen: YES. I DO MIND. THE BALL IS MINE NOW! NOW GET OFF MY PROPERTY OR I WILL CALL THE COPS.
Sloppy Brain: What a fucking bitch.
Sloppy Brain: We are not going to let this act of injustice slide, are we?
Sloppy Brain: Nope! Time to play the long game.
Defeated Kelly walks back to garage
Kelly (Angry): It’s one ball dad. ONE BALL. Can we move?
Sloppy Brain (Laughing): Can we move? You skipped revenge my man!
Sloppy: Get in the truck!
Kelly: Why?
Sloppy: Thought you wanted to move?
Kelly: Wait, we are moving?
Sloppy: Yes. We are moving to Dicks Sporting Goods. It takes a lot of balls to play lacrosse the way you do, and I told COACH NAME we would donate a bucket of fifty. I also have to run to Lowes now.
Kelly (Pouty): Okay.
Sloppy: Remember last week when you realized Dick’s carries the (Lacrosse) mesh you like?
Kelly: Yeah, why?
Sloppy (Giggling): Remember when you walked in the house and screamed, “I love Dick’s.”
Kelly (Not Happy): Stop!
Sloppy: Dude…
Kelly: STOP!
Sloppy starts driving
Five minutes of unspoken silence
Sloppy selects DMX “Where The Hood At”
Song playing
Sloppy singing
Sloppy: “I show no love, to homo thugs…”
Couple seconds pass
Sloppy: I did not mean that Kelly, I was just…
Kelly (Trying NOT to laugh, but laughing): You did that on purpose, prick! I like that Dick’s carries the mesh I like. I don’t like dicks.
Sloppy: Settle down. Besides, I didn’t say “like.” I know you don’t like Dicks…you love them!
Kelly (Frustrated): Whatever. What are we getting a Lowe’s?
Sloppy: Wood!
Kelly: For…
Sloppy: You like Dick’s and I like wood.
Kelly: What are we doing with the wood?
Sloppy: I figure I will jerk-it-around in the garage and make something that displeases Ken and Karen.
Kelly: Like?
Sloppy: Loud skateboard shit.
Fast Forward – Saturday
Sloppy: Cake!
Nothing
Sloppy: CAKE!
Cake: What?
Sloppy: I made you something, and I need you to try it out. Like now!
Cake: What? Now???
Sloppy: I made you two grind-boxes for your skateboard!
Cake: (Excited) Really?
Sloppy: Yes. TWO of them!
Cake: Can I invite, NAME, NAME, and NAME over?
Sloppy: Oh, I suppose!
Dear Reader, Grind Fest 2023 started around 1300 EST. The cops arrived shortly after 1400 EST. Many of you are aware this is not my first rodeo with my neighbors. This also holds true for the local law enforcement. Two officers arrived, one for me, and the other for my wonderful neighbors.
Joe Friday: (Laughing) What are we out here for this time?
Sloppy: Hear the laughter emanating from my backyard?
Joe Friday: (Puzzled) Yeah?
Sloppy: That! They are terribly opposed to children having fun, especially on skateboards.
Joe Friday: Really?
Sloppy: Yes, but I surmise they called you complaining about “ramps.”
Joe Friday: (Laughing) Yes, it came across the radio as “unauthorized ramps.”
Sloppy: Yes! So CITY NAME has an ordinance ban on skateboard ramps…
Joe Friday: Are you serious?
Sloppy: Exactly. I built a quarter-pipe for Christmas, and they had a Codes and Compliance Officer at my house within forty-eight hours…
Joe Friday: Wow. They sound petty!
Other cop comes from Karen’s house; Pow-Wow commences.
Joe Friday: Sir, I was unaware of the city ordinance, but you clearly are. They are complaining that you are in violation again.
Sloppy: Indeed, but I don’t have a ramp.
Joe Friday: What?
Sloppy: Please, come with me!
Joe Friday 1 and Joe Friday 2 come to see the “ramp!”
Joe Friday 1 and Joe Friday 2 watch the children skateboard on not-ramp.
Sloppy returns to DMZ
Sloppy: Are you really that wretched?
Karen: Excuse me?
Sloppy: They’re kids. They’re doing what kids do, playing outside and having fun!
Karen: (Smirk) They’re loud, obnoxious, and playing on ramps.
Cops are returning
Sloppy: Did you fail third grade math?
Karen: Excuse me…
Sloppy: DID. YOU. FAIL. THIRD. GRADE. MATH???
Joe Friday 2: Let’s try to keep it civil folks!
Sloppy: Sure! So, I assume the children are free to resume?
Joe Friday 1: Yup. Nothing to see here.
Karen: EXCUSE ME? AFTER THE RAMP IS GONE, RIGHT!?!
Sloppy: See clearly you failed the “Shapes” portion of schooling! It’s not a ramp, it’s a box…
Karen: IT’S NOT A BOX…
Sloppy: You’re right! It’s more of a rectangle…definitely a parallelogram of sorts…
Joe Friday 1 “Laugh-Coughs”
Joe Friday 2: He’s correct ma’am. It’s not a ramp. They are two boxes…
Sloppy: Rectangles
Joe Friday: (Looking at the Slop) Sir, we don’t need to make this an issue. (Back to Karen) They are “rectangles,” not ramps.
Karen: But they’re loud…
Sloppy: Fuck yeah they are!
Joe Friday 1 “Laugh-Coughs” again
Joe Friday 2: Yes! They’re loud, but no louder than a lawnmower or weed eater.
Karen: (Toward Sloppy) YOU! YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE.
Joe Friday 2: I seriously doubt…
Sloppy: Oh, I did!
Joe Friday 2: Sir, you are not helping…
Sloppy: I apologize. You’re correct. I will try to be more helpful!
Joe Friday 2: (The “Finally” Look) Thank you. So, as I stated, they are not violating anything. Let’s just try to be civil and go about our days.
Karen screams, “THIS IS RIDICULOUS” and storms into the house!
Joe Friday 2: Wow! (Looks to Sloppy) Are they always like this?
Sloppy: Always. Hey, in the spirit of being helpful, I would like to inform you that grey car (Ken Jr) registration is expired.
Joe Friday 2: (Laughing) Thank you for being helpful!
Joe Friday 2 looks at tags
Dear Reader, Joe Friday 2 returned to the car and began flipping through a notebook of sorts. I was fairly certain it was the ticketing notebook. There was only one way to be positive though; wait and heckle if correct. I waited about ten minutes before Joe Friday 2 exited his cruiser and returned to North Korea. There was a minor dilemma though. I could not hear or see anything from my garage, and going their property was out of the question.
Sloppy walks out in the middle of the street
Joe Friday 2 is explaining “something”
Sloppy is waving in the middle of the street
Joe Friday turns to leave
Sees Sloppy
Shakes head, laughs (A LOT)
Ken Jr: You’re a real fucking asshole!
Sloppy: Woah! Me?!? I am just trying to find common ground here!
Karen: COMMON GROUND?
Sloppy: Yeah. “Compliance!” You were kind enough to ensure my boxes were in compliance, and I simply want to return the favor.
Window rolls down
Joe Friday 2: Sir, like I stated, your car will have to be moved to the driveway until it is registered and undergoes the state emissions test.
Ken Jr: Yes Officer.
Cops leave quickly!
Sloppy is still in the street!
Sloppy: Hey Ken, you’ll need to move one of your cars so Junior can fit in the driveway.
Historic moment incoming!
Ken: Oh, you can go FUCK YOURSELF!
Dear Reader, I was perplexed. Captain Jesus unmounted his high-horse and cussed me out. This cold war has been roaring for the last three years, but I had never witnessed Ken cuss. It seems I had struck a chord.
Sloppy: Ken! Really? I have a neighborhood of young impressionable kids making all kinds of noise in my backyard, and you have the audacity to start dropping the F-Bomb? Wow!
Ken: (Nearing a Mental Break) YEAH. YOU. CAN. GO. FUCK. YOURSELF!!!
Karen: WE CAN’T EVEN SIT ON OUR BACK DECK AND ENJOY THE WEATHER BECAUSE YOU’RE KIDS ARE TOO LOUD
Meanwhile…
Ken Jr drives car down to cul-de-sac to turn around
Sloppy jumps in 4Runner and occupies Ken Jr’s old spot!
Ken: (Irate) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Sloppy: Trying to be neighborly. I will have the boys skateboard in my driveway so you can enjoy the backyard!
Karen: You think you’re cute? We will just park in front of your house.
Ken: Yeah, I will just park in front of your house.
Sloppy: Fine by me. I don’t have cameras out front though. It’s going to be hard to see who dings it up with lacrosse balls.
Ken Jr returns and parks in driveway
Ken Jr: Why the hell are you parked in front of my house?
Sloppy: Junior, Junior, Junior, we’ve had this conversation before. YOU don’t have a house. You’re parents do. You’re 50 year old stay-at-home son. Remember???
Ken Jr: (Pointing) That’s my spot.
Sloppy: Adults are talking!
Lots of yelling starts…
Sloppy returns to house
Sloppy close garage door
I win! I won! Ken, Karen, and Junior knew Sloppy won the battle. They retreated into their house and began licking their wounds. Okay, how many of you honestly believe that occurred? Karen certainly retreated into her house, but she is not capable of accepting defeat. Karen opted to play with fire. She opted to use the tactic that started this entire war.
Door to garage opens
Cake: She’s recording us again Dad!
Sloppy opens garage door
Karen: Oh. Look. Another person to record.
Sloppy: (Not Impressed) I thought we had this conversation before!
Karen: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Sloppy: Okay. Well, I will hit the wavetops for you. You record my children…
Karen: Which is legal!
Sloppy: Yes. I know! “There is no expectation of privacy in public.” However, it’s morally corrupt for a 70 year old lady to heckle and videotape children. I suppose you can record me cutting your tree next!?!
Karen: (Nervous) What?
Sloppy: Yeah, I’ve had enough of your shit. I will probably get a couple feet of your juniper tree trimmed before the Ken’s get a tow strap. Remember, everything that overhangs my property is free game!
The Fuck-Around-and-Find-Out had startled Karen. There was genuine fear in her eyes, and the ensuing panic was comical. Two hundred pounds of human Jell-O attempted to run for the door. Her extremities were moving vigorously, but her body refused to move. It was “mall walk” at best.
Karen: KEN. KEN. KEN.
I made it to the backyard with what felt like an infinity to spare. Karen ran through the house and poked out the back door. Ken and Junior ran to the back yard knowing they had failed. It was a Mexican standoff. Seriously, it was a comical standoff. I had the clippers in the “ready to eat” position as I exclaimed…
Sloppy: DON’T MOVE OR I WILL CUT IT!
Then tension was palpable. I have no issue with the ongoing war, but I draw issue when Karen records children. I vividly remember this exact predicament years prior. Don’t record crib midgets or mini humans and I won’t cut your tree.
Karen: I STOPPED RECORDING!
Sloppy: Yes, but you recorded. I said that was the “red line.” That is the ONE THING you DON’T DO.
Karen: I STOPPED!
Sloppy: Ken, how much do you think is fair?
Ken: (Puzzled) What?
Sloppy: Oh, this will not go unpunished. HOW. MUCH. Do you think is fair?
Karen: RUN!
Writing “Hysterical Laughter” does not justify how hard I was laughing. I literally could not see through the joyful tears that were streaming down my face. I apologize for being a killjoy, but I did not cut the tree.
Dear Reader: What? Sloppy? Are you serious?
Sloppy: Yes!
Dear Reader: Why?
It’s no secret, but I live in a very large Home Owners Association (HOA). It is also no secret that I am “in” with one of the highest-ranking Board Members. Sue, Board Member, frequently reaches out for her dose of comedy. She is fully aware of the ongoing feud, and she has grown to despise them as much as I do. Sue quickly became sick of the baseless accusations. However, Sue is not capable of retaliation. For the most part…
Last week was my neighborhoods “Spring Assessment.” The HOA essentially audits to the houses for appearance, and to ensure everyone is following the archaic rules established by the HOA. You either get a post card thanking you for keeping everything neat and tidy, or you get a Nasty-Gram stating you have thirty-days to fix your deficiencies.
Sue was kind enough to inform me about the drive-by inspections days prior. I am sure it comes as no surprise, but using a neon green tow strap to tether a juniper tree to a back porch is not kosher. Sue was kind enough to tell me they have thirty-days to rectify their deficiency.
TODAY 11:39 EST
HOA Truck drives through neighborhood
Sloppy is woodworking with garage door open
Sue stops by
Sue: Howdy!
Sloppy: Hey!
Sue: (Laughing) They wrote a rebuttal letter.
Sloppy: (Puzzled) They?
Pause
Sloppy: Oh. “They!” About what?
Sue: It may come as a surprise, but you cannot tow strap trees to the porch.
Sloppy: You don’t say!?!
Sue: (Laughing Harder) They said they are being “held hostage” and “fear our tree will be cut.”
Sloppy: Fucking FINALLY!
Sue: Finally what?
Sloppy: They are finally being honest about something.
Sue: Are you going to cut the tree?
Sloppy: The juniper? No, but they don’t know that.
Sue: They have three weeks to figure it out.
Sloppy: Thus the reason they have been kind lately.
Sue: So, what are you going to do?
Sloppy: Give them every indication I fully intend on cutting the tree.
Dear Reader, they have three weeks. They have three weeks to gravel and beg me to not chop their precious juniper tree down. Honestly, I have two trees hostage right now, and I do not plan on losing my leverage unless I find another ace. I am sure they will revert to playing nice in hopes I will forget, but I will take every single opportunity to drive the screws to them. I am not going to cut the tree, but that does not mean I won’t try to break them.
Cheers FUckers!
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2023.03.30 18:15 SloppyEyeScream Stop Recording My Children Lady!

FOREWARNING – This is long. Dear Reader, seriously, this is extremely long. I have no desire to waste your time. If you desire short reads, this is not for you. I would also like to point out this is an addition to “Alexa! Play Bitches Ain’t Shit by Dr. Dre.” I strongly encourage you to read it first.
Alexa; Play Bitches Ain't Shit by Dr. Dre : pettyrevenge (reddit.com)
Furthermore, there are (Shaking My Head) seventeen updates in total. They are all fairly well received. So, if you want to be totally caught-up, I strongly suggest you read them all. However, if you are like me, you will forgo my advice and simply commence with the fuckery below. Then you will likely have a metric fuck-ton of questions. Again, I would start with the, and then cruise right into the link below. Then you can come back in five days and read this.
All The Bitches Ain't Shit...In Order!!! : FuckeryUniveristy (reddit.com)
Urban Dictionary
Fuck-Around-and-Find-Out: A casual invitation or threat used by an individual that is not around of fucking someone up.
Dear Reader, I often find myself watching documentaries about North Korea. The “Hermit Kingdom” really fascinates me. I have traveled extensively in the Middle East and North Africa. North Korea was never off the table. However, it would certainly have been a Fuck- Around-and-Find-Out scenario. I have watched documentary-after-documentary and failed to realize I live next to a very similar “Hermit Kingdom.”
I thought the pettiness was over. Then my father’s sage advice reverberated inside my cranium, “Thought thought he farted but he really shit his pants.” Kelly was practicing lacrosse in the back yard and a lacrosse ball inadvertently crossed the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) landing in Ken and Karen’s yard. Kelly, foolishly believing they have become civil, decided to knock on the door and ask for permission to retrieve his ball.
Sloppy in garage
Sloppy opens garage door
Sloppy watches Kelly venture into the Hermit Kingdom
Knock. Knock. Kock.
Kelly: Hello! My ball bounced off a chair and went into your yard. Do you mind if I go get it?
Sloppy not certain “who” Kelly is talking to
Karen: YES. I DO MIND. THE BALL IS MINE NOW! NOW GET OFF MY PROPERTY OR I WILL CALL THE COPS.
Sloppy Brain: What a fucking bitch.
Sloppy Brain: We are not going to let this act of injustice slide, are we?
Sloppy Brain: Nope! Time to play the long game.
Defeated Kelly walks back to garage
Kelly (Angry): It’s one ball dad. ONE BALL. Can we move?
Sloppy Brain (Laughing): Can we move? You skipped revenge my man!
Sloppy: Get in the truck!
Kelly: Why?
Sloppy: Thought you wanted to move?
Kelly: Wait, we are moving?
Sloppy: Yes. We are moving to Dicks Sporting Goods. It takes a lot of balls to play lacrosse the way you do, and I told COACH NAME we would donate a bucket of fifty. I also have to run to Lowes now.
Kelly (Pouty): Okay.
Sloppy: Remember last week when you realized Dick’s carries the (Lacrosse) mesh you like?
Kelly: Yeah, why?
Sloppy (Giggling): Remember when you walked in the house and screamed, “I love Dick’s.”
Kelly (Not Happy): Stop!
Sloppy: Dude…
Kelly: STOP!
Sloppy starts driving
Five minutes of unspoken silence
Sloppy selects DMX “Where The Hood At”
Song playing
Sloppy singing
Sloppy: “I show no love, to homo thugs…”
Couple seconds pass
Sloppy: I did not mean that Kelly, I was just…
Kelly (Trying NOT to laugh, but laughing): You did that on purpose, prick! I like that Dick’s carries the mesh I like. I don’t like dicks.
Sloppy: Settle down. Besides, I didn’t say “like.” I know you don’t like Dicks…you love them!
Kelly (Frustrated): Whatever. What are we getting a Lowe’s?
Sloppy: Wood!
Kelly: For…
Sloppy: You like Dick’s and I like wood.
Kelly: What are we doing with the wood?
Sloppy: I figure I will jerk-it-around in the garage and make something that displeases Ken and Karen.
Kelly: Like?
Sloppy: Loud skateboard shit.
Fast Forward – Saturday
Sloppy: Cake!
Nothing
Sloppy: CAKE!
Cake: What?
Sloppy: I made you something, and I need you to try it out. Like now!
Cake: What? Now???
Sloppy: I made you two grind-boxes for your skateboard!
Cake: (Excited) Really?
Sloppy: Yes. TWO of them!
Cake: Can I invite, NAME, NAME, and NAME over?
Sloppy: Oh, I suppose!
Dear Reader, Grind Fest 2023 started around 1300 EST. The cops arrived shortly after 1400 EST. Many of you are aware this is not my first rodeo with my neighbors. This also holds true for the local law enforcement. Two officers arrived, one for me, and the other for my wonderful neighbors.
Joe Friday: (Laughing) What are we out here for this time?
Sloppy: Hear the laughter emanating from my backyard?
Joe Friday: (Puzzled) Yeah?
Sloppy: That! They are terribly opposed to children having fun, especially on skateboards.
Joe Friday: Really?
Sloppy: Yes, but I surmise they called you complaining about “ramps.”
Joe Friday: (Laughing) Yes, it came across the radio as “unauthorized ramps.”
Sloppy: Yes! So CITY NAME has an ordinance ban on skateboard ramps…
Joe Friday: Are you serious?
Sloppy: Exactly. I built a quarter-pipe for Christmas, and they had a Codes and Compliance Officer at my house within forty-eight hours…
Joe Friday: Wow. They sound petty!
Other cop comes from Karen’s house; Pow-Wow commences.
Joe Friday: Sir, I was unaware of the city ordinance, but you clearly are. They are complaining that you are in violation again.
Sloppy: Indeed, but I don’t have a ramp.
Joe Friday: What?
Sloppy: Please, come with me!
Joe Friday 1 and Joe Friday 2 come to see the “ramp!”
Joe Friday 1 and Joe Friday 2 watch the children skateboard on not-ramp.
Sloppy returns to DMZ
Sloppy: Are you really that wretched?
Karen: Excuse me?
Sloppy: They’re kids. They’re doing what kids do, playing outside and having fun!
Karen: (Smirk) They’re loud, obnoxious, and playing on ramps.
Cops are returning
Sloppy: Did you fail third grade math?
Karen: Excuse me…
Sloppy: DID. YOU. FAIL. THIRD. GRADE. MATH???
Joe Friday 2: Let’s try to keep it civil folks!
Sloppy: Sure! So, I assume the children are free to resume?
Joe Friday 1: Yup. Nothing to see here.
Karen: EXCUSE ME? AFTER THE RAMP IS GONE, RIGHT!?!
Sloppy: See clearly you failed the “Shapes” portion of schooling! It’s not a ramp, it’s a box…
Karen: IT’S NOT A BOX…
Sloppy: You’re right! It’s more of a rectangle…definitely a parallelogram of sorts…
Joe Friday 1 “Laugh-Coughs”
Joe Friday 2: He’s correct ma’am. It’s not a ramp. They are two boxes…
Sloppy: Rectangles
Joe Friday: (Looking at the Slop) Sir, we don’t need to make this an issue. (Back to Karen) They are “rectangles,” not ramps.
Karen: But they’re loud…
Sloppy: Fuck yeah they are!
Joe Friday 1 “Laugh-Coughs” again
Joe Friday 2: Yes! They’re loud, but no louder than a lawnmower or weed eater.
Karen: (Toward Sloppy) YOU! YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE.
Joe Friday 2: I seriously doubt…
Sloppy: Oh, I did!
Joe Friday 2: Sir, you are not helping…
Sloppy: I apologize. You’re correct. I will try to be more helpful!
Joe Friday 2: (The “Finally” Look) Thank you. So, as I stated, they are not violating anything. Let’s just try to be civil and go about our days.
Karen screams, “THIS IS RIDICULOUS” and storms into the house!
Joe Friday 2: Wow! (Looks to Sloppy) Are they always like this?
Sloppy: Always. Hey, in the spirit of being helpful, I would like to inform you that grey car (Ken Jr) registration is expired.
Joe Friday 2: (Laughing) Thank you for being helpful!
Joe Friday 2 looks at tags
Dear Reader, Joe Friday 2 returned to the car and began flipping through a notebook of sorts. I was fairly certain it was the ticketing notebook. There was only one way to be positive though; wait and heckle if correct. I waited about ten minutes before Joe Friday 2 exited his cruiser and returned to North Korea. There was a minor dilemma though. I could not hear or see anything from my garage, and going their property was out of the question.
Sloppy walks out in the middle of the street
Joe Friday 2 is explaining “something”
Sloppy is waving in the middle of the street
Joe Friday turns to leave
Sees Sloppy
Shakes head, laughs (A LOT)
Ken Jr: You’re a real fucking asshole!
Sloppy: Woah! Me?!? I am just trying to find common ground here!
Karen: COMMON GROUND?
Sloppy: Yeah. “Compliance!” You were kind enough to ensure my boxes were in compliance, and I simply want to return the favor.
Window rolls down
Joe Friday 2: Sir, like I stated, your car will have to be moved to the driveway until it is registered and undergoes the state emissions test.
Ken Jr: Yes Officer.
Cops leave quickly!
Sloppy is still in the street!
Sloppy: Hey Ken, you’ll need to move one of your cars so Junior can fit in the driveway.
Historic moment incoming!
Ken: Oh, you can go FUCK YOURSELF!
Dear Reader, I was perplexed. Captain Jesus unmounted his high-horse and cussed me out. This cold war has been roaring for the last three years, but I had never witnessed Ken cuss. It seems I had struck a chord.
Sloppy: Ken! Really? I have a neighborhood of young impressionable kids making all kinds of noise in my backyard, and you have the audacity to start dropping the F-Bomb? Wow!
Ken: (Nearing a Mental Break) YEAH. YOU. CAN. GO. FUCK. YOURSELF!!!
Karen: WE CAN’T EVEN SIT ON OUR BACK DECK AND ENJOY THE WEATHER BECAUSE YOU’RE KIDS ARE TOO LOUD
Meanwhile…
Ken Jr drives car down to cul-de-sac to turn around
Sloppy jumps in 4Runner and occupies Ken Jr’s old spot!
Ken: (Irate) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Sloppy: Trying to be neighborly. I will have the boys skateboard in my driveway so you can enjoy the backyard!
Karen: You think you’re cute? We will just park in front of your house.
Ken: Yeah, I will just park in front of your house.
Sloppy: Fine by me. I don’t have cameras out front though. It’s going to be hard to see who dings it up with lacrosse balls.
Ken Jr returns and parks in driveway
Ken Jr: Why the hell are you parked in front of my house?
Sloppy: Junior, Junior, Junior, we’ve had this conversation before. YOU don’t have a house. You’re parents do. You’re 50 year old stay-at-home son. Remember???
Ken Jr: (Pointing) That’s my spot.
Sloppy: Adults are talking!
Lots of yelling starts…
Sloppy returns to house
Sloppy close garage door
I win! I won! Ken, Karen, and Junior knew Sloppy won the battle. They retreated into their house and began licking their wounds. Okay, how many of you honestly believe that occurred? Karen certainly retreated into her house, but she is not capable of accepting defeat. Karen opted to play with fire. She opted to use the tactic that started this entire war.
Door to garage opens
Cake: She’s recording us again Dad!
Sloppy opens garage door
Karen: Oh. Look. Another person to record.
Sloppy: (Not Impressed) I thought we had this conversation before!
Karen: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Sloppy: Okay. Well, I will hit the wavetops for you. You record my children…
Karen: Which is legal!
Sloppy: Yes. I know! “There is no expectation of privacy in public.” However, it’s morally corrupt for a 70 year old lady to heckle and videotape children. I suppose you can record me cutting your tree next!?!
Karen: (Nervous) What?
Sloppy: Yeah, I’ve had enough of your shit. I will probably get a couple feet of your juniper tree trimmed before the Ken’s get a tow strap. Remember, everything that overhangs my property is free game!
The Fuck-Around-and-Find-Out had startled Karen. There was genuine fear in her eyes, and the ensuing panic was comical. Two hundred pounds of human Jell-O attempted to run for the door. Her extremities were moving vigorously, but her body refused to move. It was “mall walk” at best.
Karen: KEN. KEN. KEN.
I made it to the backyard with what felt like an infinity to spare. Karen ran through the house and poked out the back door. Ken and Junior ran to the back yard knowing they had failed. It was a Mexican standoff. Seriously, it was a comical standoff. I had the clippers in the “ready to eat” position as I exclaimed…
Sloppy: DON’T MOVE OR I WILL CUT IT!
Then tension was palpable. I have no issue with the ongoing war, but I draw issue when Karen records children. I vividly remember this exact predicament years prior. Don’t record crib midgets or mini humans and I won’t cut your tree.
Karen: I STOPPED RECORDING!
Sloppy: Yes, but you recorded. I said that was the “red line.” That is the ONE THING you DON’T DO.
Karen: I STOPPED!
Sloppy: Ken, how much do you think is fair?
Ken: (Puzzled) What?
Sloppy: Oh, this will not go unpunished. HOW. MUCH. Do you think is fair?
Karen: RUN!
Writing “Hysterical Laughter” does not justify how hard I was laughing. I literally could not see through the joyful tears that were streaming down my face. I apologize for being a killjoy, but I did not cut the tree.
Dear Reader: What? Sloppy? Are you serious?
Sloppy: Yes!
Dear Reader: Why?
It’s no secret, but I live in a very large Home Owners Association (HOA). It is also no secret that I am “in” with one of the highest-ranking Board Members. Sue, Board Member, frequently reaches out for her dose of comedy. She is fully aware of the ongoing feud, and she has grown to despise them as much as I do. Sue quickly became sick of the baseless accusations. However, Sue is not capable of retaliation. For the most part…
Last week was my neighborhoods “Spring Assessment.” The HOA essentially audits to the houses for appearance, and to ensure everyone is following the archaic rules established by the HOA. You either get a post card thanking you for keeping everything neat and tidy, or you get a Nasty-Gram stating you have thirty-days to fix your deficiencies.
Sue was kind enough to inform me about the drive-by inspections days prior. I am sure it comes as no surprise, but using a neon green tow strap to tether a juniper tree to a back porch is not kosher. Sue was kind enough to tell me they have thirty-days to rectify their deficiency.
TODAY 11:39 EST
HOA Truck drives through neighborhood
Sloppy is woodworking with garage door open
Sue stops by
Sue: Howdy!
Sloppy: Hey!
Sue: (Laughing) They wrote a rebuttal letter.
Sloppy: (Puzzled) They?
Pause
Sloppy: Oh. “They!” About what?
Sue: It may come as a surprise, but you cannot tow strap trees to the porch.
Sloppy: You don’t say!?!
Sue: (Laughing Harder) They said they are being “held hostage” and “fear our tree will be cut.”
Sloppy: Fucking FINALLY!
Sue: Finally what?
Sloppy: They are finally being honest about something.
Sue: Are you going to cut the tree?
Sloppy: The juniper? No, but they don’t know that.
Sue: They have three weeks to figure it out.
Sloppy: Thus the reason they have been kind lately.
Sue: So, what are you going to do?
Sloppy: Give them every indication I fully intend on cutting the tree.
Dear Reader, they have three weeks. They have three weeks to gravel and beg me to not chop their precious juniper tree down. Honestly, I have two trees hostage right now, and I do not plan on losing my leverage unless I find another ace. I am sure they will revert to playing nice in hopes I will forget, but I will take every single opportunity to drive the screws to them. I am not going to cut the tree, but that does not mean I won’t try to break them.
Cheers FUckers!
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2023.03.30 18:15 SchwartzapfelLawyers Chapter 3: The Anatomy of an Auto Accident

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2023.03.30 18:10 Smirkydarkdude My First days with an Ioniq 5 (LONG)

My First days with an Ioniq 5 (LONG)
Just found this write-up from last November. A couple days after getting my Ioniq 5 I hit the road for a north/south cross continent road trip. I promise you will want to skip this. On my best day I’m exceptionally long winded. Still here? You’ve been warned.
Day 1 of ownership... get some 3M PPF.

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Now time for an epic road trip. Calgary to Saskatchewan to pick up a beautiful little puppy. Then back to Alberta. Picked up a nasty stone chip... *FML* and no time to have it repaired before we go.

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Here's our first commercial charge.

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Mission successful! Puppy acquired. Meet Jessie. Now back to Alberta.

Jessie!
We spend our winters in Scottsdale so I arrived back at home just in time to head south.
Road Trip: Calgary to Arizona…
Day 0 – Nov 6 – check the weather. It looks exceptionally bad and getting worse over the next week. Epic storms. Temps going to -29c. Ya… let’s do this. Set the car to charge to 100% and get a good night’s rest.
Day 1 – Nov 7 -19C. Hit the Bluelink, warm up the car, quick shower and run out to a toasty warm vehicle all ready to roll. Oh wait… maybe route plan? ABRP pops up a route, I print it out and we hit the road.
Drive to Nanton Alberta – Epic blizzard. And I’m no stranger to cold. I grew up in Saskatchewan Canada which is home to the worst weather on the planet. But today… the roads are literally ice. Pure ice. So many cars in the ditch. Emergency vehicles everywhere. The road conditions are worse than I’ve ever seen in my life.
Pulled from a news site. I drove through this disaster.
I hit Nanton and find a really slow 50kw charger… I’m pulling 44kw and ABRP says I need 100% if I’m to have any chance of making stop 2? Suddenly this is starting to look like it might be a bit much for a rookie.
Undeterred we head for Cardston Alberta. And hoooollly the roads were white knuckle the whole way. All that blowing snow was driving the driver assist insane. It was constantly beeping thinking I was crossing a line or about to collide into something. I had to shut it all off and go old school. Considering turning back.
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The I5 with it’s low center of gravity and my AWD version in particular seem to be handling conditions where Ford 150’s are sliding off into the ditch. I’m rethinking my decision to skip winter tires… but I won’t need them in Arizona… still… might be nice today.
At Cardston we pull 49kw from a 50kw charger. ABRP says I only need a quick top-up. Today is not the day you want to run out of “gas” so I opt for a long slow charge to 100% which, as it turns out, was an exceptionally fortunate decision.
I thought I was done with gas stations... but my wife still found a use for them occasionally. :)
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Crossing the US border I ask the helpful border guard his advice on driving through Glacier National Park. Guard tells me the park is closed because – “well stupid, it’s winter and that’s a mountain and those are goat trails covered 10 feet deep in snow and what are you thinking?” Umm… but ABRP says…
Well sh*t - time for a plan B. There are some 9kw chargers on our alternate route… but my alternate around the park is an hour longer and takes me to a place I have to google in order to spell even today… Kalispell Montana. There were brief sunny periods but also lots of time when visibility was near zero. The road conditions have significantly deteriorated. There are cliffs and curves and steep climbs and long stretches of downhill. There are no vehicles on the road. Lots in the ditch.
Beautiful but terrifying sliding around these mountain curves
Driving down the road the car develops a nasty shimmy. The steering wheel is shaking back and forth, the car is sluggish to accelerate… I’m starting to question my life choices. There is nobody and nothing anywhere in this frozen wasteland. Oh and no cell coverage. Of course. Who would live in a place like this? I guess somebody like me because this is exactly like Saskatchewan except with mountains.
Meanwhile I’m watching the guess-o-meter. It says “Ya… u dum. U probably dead bro.” Slowly over the next hour it moves to “Meh… there’s maybe a 1 chance in a million you get there” and finally as I pull into Clark Hyundai Kalispell, which is miraculously open, it reads “what were you worried about!? You got 30 miles in the tank!”. The joys of driving down a mountain I guess.
The service manager Pat pulls the car in, assigns Mike. Mike does some magic and in 20 min transforms my snow packed slush covered ice mobile into a shiny brand new Ioniq 5. How they got all that snow and Ice off I have no idea but I’m assuming an industrial strength hot water pressure sprayer? Shimmy is gone. It was just packed snow.. and free! Best of all… a warm show room and a 62KW charger out front. Ahhh. After a quick(er) charge it’s back on the road.
Clark Hyundai Kalispell MT
Heading to Missoula Montana. We have a hotel booked in Butte Montana but that’s off the table so I called ahead to the Best Western in Missoula. They assure me they have lots of high speed EV chargers. Another white knuckle drive down deserted highways I pull in… and yes… they DO have a lot of EV chargers. Tesla Super Chargers. Useless to me of course. *sigh*
This is the joys of owning a non-Tesla. Driving past endless empty super chargers while on fumes waiting for some sketchy Electrify America charger that's probably crashed. *sigh* I am so happy to have an Ioniq 352 days of the year but for those 3 day road trips... ya. I have Tesla envy for sure.
I drop off the wife and pups and head over to Walmart. At least we have some 350kw chargers. They only give out 125kw but that’s the fastest so far.
At this point, while charging I do some reading about the battery conditioning feature. If I had used the Hyundai Nav rather than Google Maps I could maybe have been speeding up my charging a bit. I did try this trick for the remainder of the trip. I saw the weird red coil thing light up. But I honestly didn’t notice any difference in speed.
Back to the hotel and end of day 1…
Day 2. The weather has, miraculously, turned even WORSE. WTF?! How is this storm a real thing? Am I somehow in Antarctica? But off we go.
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This day is much like the previous day – except worse – as we travel across Montana from Missoula to Butte and then head south on the I15. I’d love to say the roads were improving but they really weren’t. SOOO COLD! -30C to as low as -40C. But inside the I5 it's toasty warm. Every now and again we would see a snow plow had gone past and scraped off the top layer of ice. But that was about it. To make things more exciting the speed limit is 80mph. But I kept it slow… usually 55 – 65 mph. On rare occasions down to 35mph with the emergency flashers running.
For our last charge in Montana, I found the Dell Mercantile charger just off the highway. Some nice big fast Electrify America chargers in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Nice.
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Then on to Utah. And a huge change in the weather. The snow changed to epic torrential rain. Like “build me an Ark” rain. It was insane. It continued all day. And again more trucks and cars in the ditch. What on earth is going on here?

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I charged in Idaho Falls and Chubbuck (yes that’s a real place) Perry UT, Spanish Fork but had a real shock when AGAIN I was tricked by ABRP. You think AI won’t try and kill you when it gets sentient? It’s ALREADY trying to kill me. The charger in Scipio Utah will eventually be lovely but at the moment it’s 4 chargers under construction surrounded by a wire fence. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL! Once again I was driving on fumes in terrible weather and the next charger was 80 miles away in Beaver Utah. But the Ioniq continued to surprise and we made it again with no trouble.
ABRP sends me to this charger... thanks guys.
At one particularly nasty charge where I was near zero I pulled in to find a Tesla parked in front of one of the two 350’s – fully blocking it. He had pulled the cord from the other 350 across from its stall and was using it to charge. Leaving a 150 (crashed) and another 150 for the lower class types like me. Naturally he had California plates and when he eventually sauntered back to his car – now crawling to 94% - he looked the part of a California Tesla owner – man bun, nasty little goatee. I had to stomp on my inner redneck and draw on my deep reserves of Canadian niceness to kindly point out to him that he was blocking all the good chargers. He didn’t seem to care. He said he would be leaving soon. Grrrr..

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The only other bad charger guy I encountered was an abandoned Mach E blocking the 350 charger in some weird little town. Not even charging. Nobody came or went while we were here. I was mad at the time but honestly the 150’s are about the same speed as the 350’s in the cold so it really makes no difference. Still bugs me.

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The Days Inn in Beaver Utah has 4 very nice Electrify America chargers all working reasonably well. I was beat and needed to sleep. But the Days Inn didn't allow dogs and we had our two pups with us. We crashed at a real dive Motel 8. The bed felt like it’s coils came out of one of those rusty F150’s I kept passing in the ditch. But I slept like a rock anyway.
Day 3: Home stretch. Scottsdale awaits. The weather went from OMG to OMG How NICE! Sun!
In Los Vegas we had a mini EV convention at an outlet mall. 5 vehicles charging all at one station. A Bolt, a Porche Tycan and 3 Hyundai I5’s. Poor guy in the Tycan couldn’t get his car to charge and was on the phone with EA. The other I5 owners had their cars for 4 to 8 months and took it all in stride but I was thrilled to see fellow I5’s in the wild for the first time.

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Back on the road and now for an epic drive across the Sonoran desert. Lake Mede which feeds Hoover dam is just a puddle. Vast fields of solar panels cover miles and gigantic windmills stretch as far as the eye can see. Things have changed so much in the past 12 years of my trips to Arizona.

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We pulled into Kingman Arizona and it felt a bit post-apocalyptic. Sooo many homeless people. So may cop cars and sirens. Tons of monster trucks waving American flags. I guess Americans had some kind of election… they are always having elections so this was no surprise… but I guess this particular election has offended the red hat types who predominate this city. Meh. Not my country, not my problem.
I didn't take any pics... but this is my impression of Kingman...
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I went to a full 100% charge at really nice high speeds topping 200kw at times. The warmer temps are helping. My thinking was to skip the charger in Wickenburg which had mixed reviews on Plugshare (yes I was now using Plug Share to avoid those unpleasant surprises from ABRP). My thought was to evaluate my state of charge in Wickenburg and maybe skip that one and hit a charger on the edge of Phoenix. On a later trip I got a good look at the charger in Wickenburg. Glad I passed it up. Its honestly junk. On the other hand, if you need a charge, it's the only game in town.

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By the time I got to Wickenburg it was clear I could definitely make Phoenix and by the time I hit Phoenix it was clear I could even get all the way home to Scottsdale. We stopped in at a Costco for supplies and landed at home with 50 miles left in the tank.
I have a Shell Recharge portable charger and set up a plug in the garage last year before I left. So charging up at home last night was seamless. A wonderful night sleep in my own bed and today I’m sitting under my palm tree and getting ready for what passes for winter in Arizona. Lol. Ya… Arizona? That’s not winter.

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Now I plan with ABRP and Plugshare. Charging is routine. Road trips are simple and easy. But those early days were way more exciting.
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