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The shirt materials are typically made of 100% cotton, 100% polyester, a blend of cotton and synthetic fibers, or a combination of rayon, cotton, and synthetic fibers. For more drapey, less expensive t-shirts, interlock fabric is used, and for flexible t-shirts, cotton spandex is also utilized. You should choose the best material for you.
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Sometimes, the Buffalo Bills Polo Shirt printed designs are more important than the fabric or anything else. The designs, excellent wording, phrases, and other elements on the shirt fronts are typically what draw you to one in the first place. Once you fall in love with one, all other factors can become secondary or even irrelevant.
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M21, Java/Python Developer with 1.5 years of experience.
I am a software engineering college graduate looking to migrate from Austria to South Florida. My research has showed me that software developers (especially ones proficient in Python) are in high demand in the area and since I wanted to move to South Florida for a long time now I see this as a big opportunity.
As of right now I do not have any long term liabilities in Austria (no kids, wife, financing, car or mortgage payments etc.) I also have nothing holding me back here either, if I were to move I'd sell my car, furniture, etc. put all my most important things in a suitcase and start a new life in SoFlo with nothing but the knowledge I have and the money I've saved up so far.
I know that I am still quite young for such a drastic move but what more experienced people thought me is that if you don't pursue your dreams early on in life you'll end up giving up on them eventually and regretting it far later in life.
I appreciate every advice on immigration, moving, visa, greencard, employment you guys can give me. Thank you in advance!
As for my work experience:
As stated above I am a 21 year old software developer with a college degree in software engineering (and business administration) with 1.5 years of work experience developing applications mainly in Java and Python. For the main part I do backend development in both languages. I have also done some work on the frontend using HTML/CSS, (Node)JS, JSF/ThymeLeaf and React. In Java I do industry standard spring/rest/hibernate based development. In Python I use more of a performance / machine learning based approach focusing on parsing and analyzing big data sets (usually varying 1 to 100gb in size).
I have worked on e-government-service projects for the public sector and I am currently working on high performance / machine learning solutions for social security services here in Austria. I am a young motivated and disciplined professional always looking to improve myself by expanding my skill set and taking on new challenges.
tl;dr: I (m21) make software and want to migrate from Austria to SoFlo and looking for advice how to do so.

I wanted to use this OC for a fic but i still need to get around that so imma drop it here for shit and giggles.
I'm following the template given by this subreddit.
====Personal Info====
Name: Paul Shinosore
Gender: Male
Age (Biological): 25
Birthday: 13/03/2035
Occupation: Criminal/Vigilante
Net worth: Rich
Height: 150 cm
Weight: 77 Kg
Hair color: Blue (turns bright or dark pink when using his quirk).
Haircut: Long surfer hair
Facial Hair: none
Eye Color: Blue (turns bright Pink when using quirk).
Skin color: flesh pink
Blood Type: A-
Distinguishing physical feature: There is a fist sized scar on the left side of his cranium where his hair stopped growing, the rest of his hair hides it well, but it's still noticeable.
====Bio====
Personal Strengths: He's very kind and fun to the people he considers friends or family, he also always strives to fulfill his promises.
Personal Weaknesses: He doesn't care about hurting people he doesn't consider friends, he thinks that "as long as they live they're fine" which results in many broken bones, and destroyed buildings. He smokes cigars.
Attitude: Always trying to have a good time and he's always trying to find solutions to his friend's problems.
Likes: Cigars, Parties, drinking, fooling around, shooting things, food in general but he prefers his Cook friend's food, being free to do whatever he wants.
Dislikes: Laws, heroes, murderers for the sake of being murderers, hitmen, dick people in general, AFO, OFA holders (mainly All Might since the guy tried to arrest him multiple times).
Habits: Smoking Cigars, travelling the world.
Fears: Thanatophobia, he fears dying or letting other people that aren't deserving die.
Reason for becoming a Villain: He doesn't like following the laws, he's also involved with many destructive fights, he also killed a few Villains in the past.
Relationship with peers: He and his closest friends mostly live together and have formed a Villain Team to make money, he likes all of them and they like to have fun with him and eachother, he considers them family.
Relationship with Family: his parents are long dead but he never really cared about them since he considers his friends more of a family than a friend group.
Relationship Status: He's an Ex-boyfriend
Number of kids: 0(Biological)+1(adopted)
Backstory (not all of it cuz it's for my fic): He was born 20 years after the first quirks started appearing. In this age quirks weren't as highly regarded as nowadays, quirked individuals were treated like monsters or weapons to use in the military.
The moment Paul manifested his quirk at age 3 his parents decided they didn't want him anymore, so they dropped him to an orphanage and were never seen again.
Inside the orphanage he was ostracized along with his only two friends, Sasaki and Adam, who were also quirked like him, Sasaki id able to secrete a liquid that heals injuries and Adam is incredibly smart and is able to inhabit electronic devices like a ghost, he lives in the orphanage till he's 14.
An accident happens with the other kids in which one of them leaves Paul on deaths door, but his friends were able to save him thanks to their quirks, however this experience leaves him so traumatized he decides to go away from the orphanage, saying goodbye to his friends he leaves in the middle of the night.
Fast forward to 11 years later and he has just been fired from his latest job, everything is going to shit, and he feels like shit because he knows he'll get old and die, he's in a weird limbo of wanting to die and wanting live at the same time, however he gets to meet his old friends again and they offer him a deal he can't pass.
The two have run some experiments on the healing quirk of Sasaki and they found out that if one is immerged inside the liquid long enough it reverses the aging process of the body and since they know how traumatized he was of death and wanting to have fun together like old times, they tell him he could join them in this reverse aging process that way they'll forever together.
Paul, wanting to rebuild their friendship and wanting to live forever, accepts.
And they go on to live up until present days, having many adventures and meeting new people, some joining them, some don't...
to be continued
====Quirk Information====
Quirk Name: Psychokinesis
Quirk Type: Emitter, (Transformation[?]), Accumulation.
Quirk Range: Sight Based
Quirk Description: His brain is connected to a smaller organ which serves to amplify and manipulate his psychic energy which he uses to telekinetically move the objects he sees, his energy can interact with an object's atoms to move them.
Being a mind based Quirk the user's emotions affect the quirk's behavior, for example, if Paul gets very angry the air around him starts to heat up as an intimidating tactic to ward off whatever it is that's pissing him off.
He can move everything in his body with his psychic energy, mainly used to not bleed to death when wounded, but it's also used to lift himself up in the air mimicking flight.
He can turn his psychic energy into fuel for his Scarlet Flame Style attacks (more on that later).
The quirk gets stronger with time similarly to OFA.
Miscellaneous Quirk Info: His hair turns pink depending on how much of his quirk he's using.
His eyes turn instantly bright pink when he's about to use or is using his quirk.
He can technically enter people's minds if he bypasses the natural psychic barrier people have.
Whenever he lights something on fire it produces red colored smoke.
Quirk Strenghts: The quirk gets stronger with time and the amount of uses is limited only by how smart the user is at using it, if the user is smart, the quirk can be unpredictable and very powerful.
Quirk Weaknesses: The user may receive painful headaches if he uses too much energy all at once.
The hair and eyes changing color are an obvious telling for when the user is about to strike.
He can't interact with other people's bodies since every person technically generates their own signature psychic energy that covers their whole body and to bypass that it would take literal hours, so it's pretty inefficient unless the target is unconcious or trapped.
Special Moves:
Heat Wave: Paul uses his quirk to move the atoms in the air heating up everything in his vicinity and then sending it towards the enemy, based off of whenever he gets angry, usually used after getting pissed off.
Golem: Paul utilizes the materials around him to build a Golem to fight for him, mainly used to play against his opponents.
Psychic Muscular System: Paul spreads his psychic energy evenly in his body, then he shapes said energy as muscles and uses it to enhance his body's speed, power and durability.
Concentrated Power Fist: Paul concentrates all of his energy in his arm and punches the enemy with immense force, the amount of energy in his arm crushes his bones so it's mainly used as a finishing move or a desperate move.
Air Blast: Paul concentrates air in the palm of his and and launches at his opponent, blasting them away.
Toughening: Paul uses his psychic energy to make himself or an object tougher, used for defensive purposes and to make his weapon very hard to break.
Room Temperature: Paul uses his psychic energy to slow down or quicken his atoms making his body colder or hotter on demand, creating a solution against fire or ice users.
Metal Shifting: By heating up metal he can easily shift it into other shapes before cooling it down.
Scarlet Flame Style
By using his quirk Paul can turn his psychic energy into a flammable source, he can then create a Scarlet colored fire that burns as long as he keeps fueling it his energy, this fire burns much hotter, much faster than if he tried to heat something up by moving it's atoms, the only downside being he drains a lot of his energy, meaning if he uses it too much he'll be unable to fight for a while.
Paul can manipulate the flame to stick on his opponents clothes or skin, making it very painful for them
Scarlet Flame Style: Fire Fist: Paul coats his fists in fire, it gives more speed and power to his punches, it also sets his enemies on fire. Can be used interchangeably with the next special move.
Scarlet Flame Style: Explosive Fire fist: Paul coats his fists in fire, and when he is about to punch the enemy, he fuels energy to his fire making it explode. Can be used interchangeably with the previous special move.
Scarlet Flame Style: FlameRain: Paul flies in the air and throws fire all over the battlefield, covering it in flames and making it hard to traverse on the ground.
Scarlet Flame Style: Flame Breath: Paul breathes in air and spews fire from his mouth. This move is mainly used to catch people off guard when being grabbed.
Scarlet Flame Style: Ultimate move: Supernova: Paul sneakily generates a giant flaming ball above the battlefield.
After the fire ball has grown big enough Paul flies inside of the ball and flies at max speed, fists first (kinda like superman), crashing into the enemy while carrying the fire ball.
Downsides
This attack needs time to be set up and it uses all of Paul's energy to attack, so it's used as a One-Hit-K.O. finishing move.
While charging the move Paul gets progressively weaker therefore he needs to run from his enemy or buy time somehow.
This move causes a lot of collateral damage, melting and destroying the surroundings.
If the enemy notices the fire ball in the sky they may try to beat Paul faster and finish the fight quicker or try to destroy the fireball.
After this attack is used, Paul will not be able to fight.
Age Quirk Obtained: 3 Years old
How the quirk first manifested: he lifted his father's desk while he was playing with letter cubes.
====Villain Information====
Villain Name: Paul.
Villain Team: The Scarlet Troupe.
Costume: A long black cloak that covers his entire upper body and reaches his shins, with Golden stripes on the edges, it's held together on the base of the neck by a pin with a blue gem in it.
Leather arm bracers.
Belt with an holster and a small ball shaped bag able to hold 15 kgs.
Sometimes wears a black medical mask and sunglasses when he needs to conceal his identity.
Gadgets/Tech/Weapons: A smart watch with a built in map in it, it's connected to his teammates watches and it's used to locate them in real time.
A Small 15 kgs metal ball used by Paul to shapeshift it in any weapon he needs, he prefers using spears, tridents and the sorts.
A S&W 350 Revolver he carries around just for show since he can output much more power with his quirk, however he can use his quirk to redirect bullets into the enemy, so it has it's uses.
It's also very useful to shut people up whenever they're being too loud or having an argument without letting him talk, just shoot in the ground so no one gets hurt.
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I wanted to ask can i post more than one OC? Cause i wanted to post all of the "Scarlet Troupe" Villain team and the rules are not clear on this sub. Also English ain't my first language so if you see errors, you know why. (Writing this on reddit is a pain ngl)

is this a good hand to barrel turn and river with as a semi-bluff?
villain has capped range as they called preflop and didnt 3 bet flop (Sets) so i figured their best hands would be AT and JT which i block
I unblock their missed flush draws they would call turn with
Also is my bet sizing on each street okay, im especially unsure about the turn?
Is this a correct way of thinking about my bluff? any advice would be appreciated
PokerStars Zoom Hand #244137711051: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2023/06/07 10:48:52 WET [2023/06/07 5:48:52 ET]
Table 'Donati' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: FanaIsFana ($2.92 in chips)
Seat 2: PokerStarTheo ($5.15 in chips)
Seat 3: Zottelfreak1 ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: cane_corzo86 ($4.81 in chips)
Seat 5: erkiad ($5 in chips)
Seat 6: aweTiffa ($5.18 in chips)
PokerStarTheo: posts small blind $0.02
Zottelfreak1: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerStarTheo [Th Js]
cane_corzo86: folds
erkiad: folds
aweTiffa: folds
FanaIsFana: folds
PokerStarTheo: raises $0.10 to $0.15
Zottelfreak1: calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [9d Ad 8s]
PokerStarTheo: bets $0.21
Zottelfreak1: calls $0.21
*** TURN *** [9d Ad 8s] [Ks]
PokerStarTheo: bets $0.85
Zottelfreak1: calls $0.85
*** RIVER *** [9d Ad 8s Ks] [6c]
PokerStarTheo: bets $3.94 and is all-in
Zottelfreak1: folds
Uncalled bet ($3.94) returned to PokerStarTheo
PokerStarTheo collected $2.32 from pot
PokerStarTheo: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2.42 Rake $0.10
Board [9d Ad 8s Ks 6c]
Seat 1: FanaIsFana (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PokerStarTheo (small blind) collected ($2.32)
Seat 3: Zottelfreak1 (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 4: cane_corzo86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: erkiad folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: aweTiffa folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Games I Have:

In NA, should be global keys. All are Steam unless stated otherwise in []. Notably I have all of the June Humble Monthly except for Ghostwire: Tokyo. I am looking mostly for Warhammer 40k Chaos Gate from last month's Humble Bundle. But I am open to other offers! Thanks for looking!
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11-11 Memories Retold
3000th Duel
A.I.M.2 Clan Wars
Almost There: The Platformer
AUTOMACHEF
AVICII Invector
Blazing Chrome
Call of Duty®: WWII - Call of Duty Endowment Bravery Pack
Call of Duty®: WWII - Call of Duty Endowment Fear Not Pack
Comedy Night
Company of Crime
Curse of the Dead Gods
Deleveled
Earth 2140
Earth 2150 Trilogy
EARTHLOCK
Eldest Souls
El Matador
Eternal Threads
Family Man
Fury Unleashed
GRIME
HELLO NEIGHBOR + HELLO NEIGHBOR HIDE AND SEEK COLLECTION
Honey, I Joined a Cult
HORIZON CHASE TURBO
I Am Not a Monster: First Contact
King's Bounty: Warriors of the North
Levelhead
Meeple Station
Men of War
MindSeize
Mitsurugi Kamui Hikae
Moon Hunters
NecroVisioN: Lost Company
One Finger Death Punch 2
Parkan 2
Puss!
Railway Empire
Raji: An Ancient Epic
Relicta
Remnant: From the Ashes Complete Edition
Revolver 360 Re:Actor
Seeds of Resilience
Size Matters
Strategic Command WWII: World at War
Streets of Fury EX
Survivalist
THE AMBASSADOR: FRACTURED TIMELINES
Tom Clancy's The Division™ (Ubisoft Connect) (NA Region Locked)
Tom Clancy's The Division™ - Survival (Ubisoft Connect) (NA Region Locked)
Total Tank Simulator
Turbo Golf Racing
Unmetal
World War II: Panzer Claws
X-MORPH: DEFENSE
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Games I Want:

Offers are fine, I mostly enjoy RPGs, Strategy, and the like, but feel free to offer other stuff too! I am mainly looking for Warhammer 40000 Chaos Gate Daemonhunters.
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Aeon of Sands
Age of Empires 3
Amazing Cultivation Simulator
Apotheon
Banner of the Maid
Battletech Urban Warfare
Biomutant
Caesar 3
Children of Morta
CK3 DLC
Cossacks 3
Darkwood
Death's Gambit
Endless Legend
Field of Glory II: Medieval
Greedfall
Hand of Merlin
Hylics
Imperator: Rome
Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing: Final Cut
Love Esquire
Medieval Dynasty
Realms of Arkania: Star Trail
Rogue: Genesia
Sands of Salzaar
Shenmue 3
State of Decay 2
Stellar Tactics
Total War: Rome Remasted
Umurangi Generation
Vigil: The Longest Night
Warhammer 40000 Chaos Gate Daemonhunters
Way of the Samurai 3
Zeno Clash 1 and 2

I find this stuff pretty interesting so respond in the comments if you have better suggestions, or just wanna point something else.
My rules are that "Rick", "Mort" and "Morty" are the only puns that can be included for consistencies sake ("Jerry", "Beth", and "Smith" are sometimes included, but not always and not in the first two seasons, and other puns [eg Claw and Hoarder: Special Rictims Morty replaces "Law" with "Claw"] will also not be included for the same reason). Only one reference to media (made before the episode released) can be made.

Season 1

Original Title	Better Title	Explanation
Pilot	PiRick	Pun version of "Pilot". The network probably wouldn't allow this, but still.
Lawnmower Dog	Lawnmower Mort	The original title references the movie "Lawnmower Man", but my rules say that another pun/variation besides "Rick", "Mort", or "Morty" is not allowed.
Anatomy Park	MiRickle on Thirty-Mort Street	Same explanation as above. I can't do "JuRicksic Mort" because it will eventually be used in season six. So instead of focusing on the human body stuff, I've focused on the Christmas aspect, and chosen a classic movie. Also, just a note, Miracle on 34th Street is eventually referenced in dialogue in season six as well.
M. Night Shaym-Aliens	The Rixth Sense	Same explanation as above, once again, but this episode title uses "Aliens" as a pun as well as the name of an actor (M. Night Shyamalan). I instead did a pun on one of the actor's most famous movies, The Sixth Sense.
Meeseeks and Destroy!	Rick and Destroy	A better pun on the original reference, the song Seek and Destroy.
Rick Potion #9	Rick Potion No. 9	The pun (on the song Love Potion No. 9) still sucks, because there's nothing to work with, but at least the grammar is like the original song name now
Raising Gazorpazorp	VivaRickum	Pun on Vivariam, a movie about raising an alien
Rixty Minutes	Interdimensional Cable	First exception to my rules. This title will now align with Interdimensional Cable II: Tempting Fate properly
Something Ricked This Way Comes	Something Ricked This Way Comes	First one with no issues.
Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind	Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind	No problems again.
Ricksy Business	Ricksy Business	Yo we're on a streak!

Season 2

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Original Title	Better Title	Explanation
A Rickle in Time	A Rickle in Time	We are on a rooooooooll!!!
Mortynight Run	Mortnight Rick	Better pun of Midnight Run. We were on a streak guys this is so sad can we get -293 upvotes
Auto Erotic Assimilation	Hive Mort	The original episode title had no pun and was based on auto-erotic asphyxiation (which was actually seen in Ricksy Business from Squanchy, just a weird coincidence), so I've based the new title on Hive Mind. I bet you can't guess what the movie's about.
Total Rickall	Total Rickall	There kinda getting the hang of it now!!!!
Get Schwifty	Mortsic and LyRicks	Based on the movie Music and Lyrics. If I wanted to go further the episode could have been called MortRick and LyRicks but that looks and sounds weird.
The Ricks Must be Crazy	Rick Gods Mort Be Crazy	Better pun of The Gods Must be Crazy
Big Trouble in Little Sanchez	The CuRickous Case of BenjaRick Button	Movie about a dude getting younger, like Rick in the episode. The name "Big Trouble in Little Sanchez" (title based on the movie "Big Trouble in Little China") is a pun because the name of the movie has been altered to reference the plot of the episode; but the plot of the actual movie is arbitrary. I have made it to be like the other episodes: so that the pun is on a movie which actually has plot similarity: in this case The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate	Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate	-
Look Who's Purging Now	The Purge: Anmorty	The title "Look Who's Purging Now" doesn't follow the format. Made it based on the movie The Purge: Anarchy. Was gonna do "Rick Purge: Amorty" but it would've been completely unrecognizable then.
The Wedding Squanchers	AmortRickan Wedding	Based on "American Wedding" (2003). First famous wedding movie that came up, which I could work with pun-wise.

Season 3

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Original Title	Better Title	Explanation
The Rickshank Rickedemption	The Shawshank Rickdemption	Better pun of The Shawshank Redemption
Rickmancing the Stone	Rickmancing the Stone	Follows all the rules already!!
Pickle Rick	Couples Ricktreat	This movie is about therapy. I would've preferred some bottle-episode-like movie taking place entirely in a therapists office, but this is the best I could get (based on Couples Retreat, only partly about therapy). Getting a movie about the subplot was the only choice because the main plot was so farfetched and unique.
Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender	Rickvengers: Age Mort UltRick	The pun (based on Avengers: Age of Ultron) is kind of a stretch, but basing it on The Avengers alone (making it The Rickvengers or Mort Rickvengers) would be too short.
The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy	Adventrick-land	Based on Adventureland, a movie about a run-down theme park. There wasn't much to go off of, because its such a unique plot, similarly to Pickle Rick. This might actually be why some titles don't attempt an episode pun.
Rest and Ricklaxation	-	I'm completely stumped. I couldn't find any movie, book, or TV show even remotely similar to any aspect of the plot.
The Ricklantis Mixup	Ricklantis The Lost Contirick	Based on Atlantis, The Lost Continent. I kept the Atlanatis mislead because it is a very important part of the episode and title.
Morty's Mind Blowers	Interdimensional Cable 3: Morty's Mind Blowers	To be consistent with the other two episodes.
The ABCs of Beth	I Mort-ied a Mort-ster from OutRick Space	Again, the original title is likely unique because the plot has never been done before. But I found something kind of similar to the side-plot, a really old movie called I Married a Monster from Outer Space
The Richchurian Mortydate	The Mortchurian Candirick	Much better pun on The Manchurian Candidate.

Season 4

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Original Title	Better Title	Explanation
Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat	Edge of Tomorty	The original movie is Edge of Tomorrow, and the tagline is "Live Die, Repeat", but it is not needed in the title.
The Old Man and the Seat	-	Again, another name based on title pun as opposed to the actual plot of the source material. I can't find anything remotely related to any of the three plots, so help me out here.
One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty	Ocean's Rickleven	Originally based on One Flew Over the Cucoo's Nest, also purely based on name pun and not plot contents.
Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty	Rickvanced Dungeons Mort Dragons	Original episode title was bad for a number of reasons. If you get the new reference, you get it, if you don't, you don't.
Rattlestar Ricklactica	Battlestar Ricklactica	"Rattle" can't be used in place of "Battle", per my rules for a good title.
Never Ricking Morty	The Nevericking Morty	Better pun of "The Neverending Story".
The Vat of Acid Episode	The Vat of Acid Episode	Perfect title already, the fact that there is no reference makes it better.
Childrick of Mort	Childrick of Mort	Perfect pun already (based on Children of Men)
Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri	Star Mort: Rickturn of the Jedi	Don't know why the colon wasn't there already. "Jerri" isn't allowed because of my rules blah blah blah

Season 5

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Original Title	Better Title	Explanation
Mort Dinner Rick Andre	Mort Dinner Rick Andre	-
Mortyplicity	Mortyplicity	-
A Rickconvenient Mort	A Rickconvenient Mort	A Rickconvenient Truth
Rickdependence Spray	Rickdependence Day	"Spray" can't be used as a pun... i'm starting to sound like a broken record
Amortycan Grickfitti	AmortRickan Grickfitti	A better pun of "American Grafitti"
Rick & Morty's Thanksploitation Spectacular	A Morty Brown Thanksricking	Based on "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving". To my knowledge, this is a very famous Thanksgiving movie, but I wouldn't properly know; there might be a better one. Tell me in the replies if there is.
Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion	Morton Gene-rick Evangelion	Improved pun on "Neon Genesis Evangelion".
Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort	Rickternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mort	"Friendshine" can't be used because BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU ALREASDY KNOWEWFRGHTIUJ3Q
Forgetting Sarick Mortshall	Forgetting SaRick Mortshall	Good, but the pun isn't obvious, so the "r" should be capitalised as shown
Rickmurai Jack	SamuRick Jack	MUCH better pun based on "Samurai Jack". IT WAS RIGHT THERE GUYS.

Season 6

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Original Title	Better Title	Explanation
Solaricks	Solaricks	THEY DID IT!!
Rick: A Mort Well Lived	Rick Free Mort Die Hard	Based on "Live Free or Die Hard", because the original title casually breaks all the god-dang rules
Bethic Twinstinct	BasRick Instinct	Better pun on "Basic Instinct". Tell me if the original movie is even related to the plot cause I have no idea and plot descriptions can be misleading.
Night Family	Night Gallerick	Better pun of "Night Gallery" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA THIS PAIN IS ALMOST OVER REPEATING THE SMAE JRTHING OVEVR OVER OVER OVER O VOER OVEOR OVEOR OVEOR OVOEVOR OOVEOROVOE OVOER
Final DeSmithation	Final DestRickation	ALMOST THERE
JuRicksic Mort	JuRicksic Mort	no complaints also ALMOST THEEEEEERE
Analyze This	-	Again, this plot is so unique there's no movie I can reference. Comment if you know one. also ALMOST THERE SO CLOSE SO CLOSE SO CLOSE
A Rick in King Morur's Mort	A Rick in King Arthur's Mort	better pun on "A Kid in King Arthur's Court'" ONE MORE ONE MORE SO CLOSE SO CLOSE
Ricktional Mortpoon's Rickmas Mortcation	Natrickal Lampoon's Rickmas Vacation	YEEEEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYS PAIN ENDED YES LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

So yeah I just find this pretty interesting. Comment if you have any suggestions or disagree or agree or anything.

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Chapter One
Chapter Seventeen
Martinez slouched his way into the kitchen. He wasn’t really paying attention to his surroundings; in his defense it was early in the morning and he’d failed at getting some appropriate shut-eye before he went and, you know, bared his entire soul to Chao. At least that was his plan. But as usual, the universe laughs at plans.
He placed a sealed plastic package into the coffee machine, then put a styrofoam cup in the appropriate location. He yawned as the machine began its burbling.
“Hey.”
Martinez snapped his head over at McCoy, who’d suddenly appeared out of nowhere. She leaned against the counter, with a big and very evil grin on her face.
“Um…” began Martinez, before he was interrupted by a voice from his other side.
“Hey.” Matt leaned there, and if McCoy looked evil then Matt looked positively diabolical. Martinez glanced behind him and saw more soldiers, all with looks of ill intent on their faces.
The corporal didn’t waste time in asking what the hell they were up to, he just started throwing hands and feet. Future scholars would count the resulting battle as one for the ages; Martinez even managed to tag Toke with a couple of pretty good punches and one really sweet roundhouse kick.
But in the end, it was still a case of one against many.
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“Mmmm mm mmm m mmm!” protested Martinez.
Chao sighed as she beheld his bruised and very taped-up state. “What did those idiots do to you?”
“Mm MMM mmm mm!” The corporal’s mouth was now duct-taped shut, so verbal acuity was not amongst his strong suits at the present.
She put her hands on her hips. “For crying out loud. Matt goes and gets me all worried that you’re somehow in trouble, he leads me over to some random closet and shoves me in here and I find you like this. What’s the game?”
“Gmmmm?”
Chao squatted, examining his bonds. “Well, they sure got you trussed up like a roast for the feast. Hey, if you want me to pull the tape off of your mouth just nod.”
After a moment, Martinez nodded. She reached for the tape covering his mouth, then hesitated. “Um. I don’t have much experience with this so I’ll leave it up to you. Is it better to go fast or slow? Blink once for fast, two for slow.”
With deliberation, Martinez blinked once. Chao nodded and yanked the tape off. They’d even left a convenient tab for her to grab ahold of.
“FUCKING OW!” yelled the corporal. “Um, sorry.”
Chao seated herself before his figure, which was tied up in a fetal position. “You know, the last few weeks have given me a bit of a crash-course on the types of grab-ass shenanigans you soldier types get up to. This is a new one, though. Care to educate me?”
Martinez stared at her in horrified disbelief. “Toke didn’t tell you?”
“Tell me what? He just said you were in trouble and that I needed to help out.”
“That…that evil, evil son of a bitch. He said he’d explain everything!”
“Explain what? Luca, I am just about ready to walk out and leave you in here to eventually soil yourself.”
Now that he was literally hog-tied and unable to escape, Martinez realized he had to ‘fess up. “I like you,” he said in an almost-gasp. “I mean, I like you like you. In that way. I mean, I know it’s sudden. We’ve only known each other for maybe four weeks but you’re so smart and pretty and…and, you know about Asimov and Heinlein and Clarke and about orbital mechanics and star spectra.”
She sat in stunned silence while he continued. “I don’t bring much to the table, I get that. But I want to learn. After we come back from the Rithro’s repair mission, I want to go to college…I’ve started looking into that. I’m not much of a catch right now, but maybe one day you’d consider liking me that way as well…”
He was interrupted as she leaned down, grabbed his head, and planted a firm kiss upon his lips. After a moment of pure bliss for both of them, she pulled away. “You utter and complete idiot,” she said, but she said it with a smile. “Did you never think that perhaps you have some attractive qualities of your own?”
Martinez tried to shrug as best he could, being all tied up. “I mean, Toke did mention that I have some pretty nice abs?”
Chao’s eyes glinted in good humor. “Pretty nice? You’ve got an eight-pack. I could shred cheese on those bad boys.”
He looked up at her. “Wait. When did you see my abs?”
“Back when we were sequestered within Cheyenne Mountain, and we were strictly on sponge baths.” She patted his taut stomach, feeling up those aforementioned abs. “Anyways, do you want me to get you out of these bonds?”
“Um…”
Her good humor turned into a diabolical grin. “Or, would you like to remain in these bonds? Toke said something about a safe-word and safe-gesture, he said you’d explain it.”
“Of course he did. That fucker. Um. Chao, this has gone better than I could ever have imagined but I don’t think you need to know…”
“Know about what?” Her caressing of his unprotected stomach did not cease. “Does my corporal have a bit of a fetish?”
His brain seized up again at her emphasis on ‘my’. “I…”
“Let me put it this way. Would you like me to be all mean and nasty, or more cuddly and dommy mommy?”
After a long, long moment of silence he finally murmured, “Dommy mommy.”
“See? That wasn’t so hard. Well, admitting it wasn’t hard.” Her hand continued its explorations. “Now this here is indeed quite hard. Hmm. Good thing you are just too cute for words.”
“Cute?” He looked in disbelief at her, and then flinched at her continued caressing.
“One can be a badass and also cute, my dear corporal. You tick both boxes. Not to mention you’re into a fetish which I’ve wanted to indulge in for a while. Never found anyone who was into it, until now.”
Outside the closet, McCoy stood guard. She smiled in triumph as she heard Martinez yell out in pleasure, and turned to give Toke a thumbs-up.
“It’s about fuckin’ time,” she said.
Matt smiled back at her. He now sported an epic shiner under one eye. “Eh, some kids just need a bit of a nudge, you know?”
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It was…it was a wall. A wall he was looking at.
A wall covered in white stucco. Nothing too fancy, but it was indeed a wall and Joachim realized he was looking at it. That might seem like a substandard feat, but for a man who’d been in Joachim’s proverbial shoes it was a grand accomplishment.
His mouth worked as he swished his tongue around in his mouth. He looked around. He sat in a lawn chair in the middle of a beige room, lined on every wall with the stucco he’d just realized he was looking at. “H…hello?”
His voice felt old and clotted. Joachim looked down at his hand, and he saw wrinkled skin and age spots that he didn’t remember seeing there before.
This room only had one exit door, and now it opened. A lean man with dark skin entered. “Joachim Neimyer? I’m Zawahir Ibn Harith. How are you feeling, sir?”
Joachim fixed the newcomer with a steady eye. “I’ll be feeling better once I know where I am. And where is Corina?”
“Corina is on her way, she should be here within minutes. We had great hopes that your treatment was progressing well. Do you know what day it is, sir?”
“Of course I know what day it is! It’s…” Joachim trailed off as he realized that he didn’t know. The last few…years? Decades? He had glimpses of moments in time, as if viewed via a strobe-light. He now realized it was much, much later in time than he thought. “I…what happened?”
“Alzheimer’s, Mr. Neimeyer.” Zawahir’s eyes were kind. “You’ve been suffering from it for the last seven years. But we discovered…or, I should say, we adopted a methodology for treating it. It not only stops the damage, it has a way of reversing at least some of its effects. I fear you will never regain the memories from the time during which you suffered the most, but from now on your mind should function properly once more.”
Joachim rubbed his now-bald pate. “Is Corina all right?”
Zawahir pulled over a chair next to him and seated himself. “She is, blessedly, un-marked by the same affliction. We are, of course, putting her on a similar treatment as yourself just to make sure she remains so. With her consent, of course.”
The old man fixed Zawahir with a direct stare. “This whole thing smells experimental. Why choose me?”
“Mmm, you are as sharp as ever, sir. This is indeed an experiment, and we chose you because you are one of the preeminent rocket experts who ever lived. We need such skills now.”
“What?”
Zawahir leaned forward. “I will do my best to catch you up…”
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She walked through the door, supported by a cane. The one person, the beacon in Joachim’s life. Corina lit up upon seeing his gaze. A gaze with intent, with purpose. “They said you were feeling better!”
Before he or the surrounding interns could react, Joachim now found himself with a hundred-ish pounds of enthusiastic elderly woman in his lap.
“Tell me something only you know,” she whispered.
Joachim smiled. “Do you remember what I told you when we saw the green flash? That one time, in Hawaii? During our honeymoon?”
“I do. You said that the flash was the souls of those who’ve gone before.”
“And I promised you that, if I passed before you, that you would just need to look for the flash to see me.”
She clasped his wrinkled face in her own equally-lined hands. “You did better than that. You came back to me.”
“I guess I did.” He kissed her, reveling in the fact that this time he’d remember it.
Zawahir motioned to everyone else in the room. They all quickly got the hint and left the pair to their mutual happiness.
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The door of the simulator cracked open and Kifa came scuttling out. She peered up at the normally stony face of Master Sergeant Wilkes; right now the latter looked like he’d just been kicked in the chest by a donkey and was still trying to process it. “How did I do?” asked the xyrax. “It seems like I did quite well.”
“Um…Kifa. Well. Um. Did the controls seem to operate right?”
“Oh, yes! Very much, quite intuitive! It’s been ages since I simulated combat within an atmosphere! That was fun!”
“Fun. You do realize that you were going up against aces. I mean real, human aces?”
“Oh. I thought that was the case.” Kifa peered back into the simulator. “Was I not supposed to know that?”
Wilkes finally laughed, something that was fortunately captured by several cameras and used as blackmail material for many years after. “You did fine. You also just utterly smoked several of the finest pilots on Earth, and that includes non-Americans.” He regarded her with a steady gaze. “I wish I could recruit you to TOPGUN, I’d love to see you show those strutting peacocks a thing or two.”
“What is TOPGUN?”
He sighed. “Right now, it’s in the same exact department as buggy-whip manufacturing. You just showed these punks that, even in atmosphere, you’re death from above.”
Kifa seemed to shrink into themselves. “I didn’t mean to…”
“Now, now, Kifa, this is a good thing. Gotta keep those aforementioned strutting peacocks on their toes. But soon we’ll be dealing with fighting using orbital mechanics, something with which our air-combat people have about as much actual experience as they do with chatting up the fairer sex.”
“Which fairer sex? I mean, my kind is hermaphroditic so I know the mechanics but…” Kifa trailed off as it blinked its four big, oil-drop eyes.
“You are too damned cute for your own good. Pick a sex, any one, I for one do not give a fuck anymore. Point being, we humans need a crash-course in how to fight in space. No atmo, so trying to maneuver using flaps and wings and things is right out. We need to understand how orbits work. Not just intellectually, but in our bones.” Wilkes patted the simulator. “We need you to teach us. We need you to teach an army. Well, navy. Technically. I guess it would count as a navy. Either way. You know how to do this shit, and you just proved that even in atmosphere you can run rings around our best and brightest. So. Are you willing to show us your voodoo?”
“My voodoo…” The blue-furred spider suddenly rose on all of its legs. “Of course! This will be used against the Breakers, yes?”
“Of course.”
“Then it will be my greatest pleasure to show you all of my voodoo!” Kifa paused. “Although, if I received a headpat or two it would also help me properly consider how best to teach you.”
Sergeant Wilkes sighed and reached down. Kifa purred in delight as the usually-taciturn sergeant unleashed the full might and power of Human Headpats upon the alien pilot.
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Sadaf watched as the two dark-haired women and one blonde-haired woman had a black-and-white cap fitted over their heads. Both had received a haircut for this day; Parvati for one seemed to be less than thrilled about losing some of her tresses.
“This is the snoopy-cap,” said the aide who stood between the two women. The surroundings were sterile and very, very white. “This cap contains your communications, and it will keep your hair in place during launch.” This was the actual process getting shown to the world. Behind them, Ravindar and Martinez were also in the process of getting suited up, but this was done with much less fanfare. The aide’s words carried to them all, of course.
“Arms up!” Everyone going into space today raised their arms, and a large tubby-looking upper suit then slid down over five figures. Many human hands made sure that their heads made it through the upper ring. “This is the upper part of your pressure suit,” said the aide. “The gloves and helmet will complete that part, but that will come later. Now I will need you all to step into your pants…”
Everyone did so; Chao was the one who didn’t quite make it look elegant. She grinned at Martinez as she fumbled for a bit getting her pressure-suit trousers on; his resulting blush was caught for the cameras but it wasn’t until a week later that someone realized what it meant.
“Latch!” The aide’s voice was hard as metal.
Many hands reached out, twisting multiple metal rings to lock the upper and lower halves of the four pressure suits into one cohesive piece.
“I still say we could make them some proper hardsuits,” said Sadaf to Takh. The two stood off to the side, not exactly part of the dance but not apart from it either.
“No, I think this is better,” said Takh. “We need to make this look more like a…human effort.” Her XO stood at parade-rest, with both sets of arms clasped behind his back.
Sadaf nodded. “I will default to your judgement. By the way…how are you and Corporal McCoy getting along?” She nodded towards the last-minute addition to the crew.
“Um…Ma’am, I…” His faltering was not helped by watching the humans in the clean-room getting clear helmets fixed over their heads. Each latching was followed-up by a tap on the shoulder and a thumbs-up.
The big human, Ravindar, waved his arms over his shoulders as he got the feel for the suit. He’d managed to get the helmet on without an issue, in spite of his substantial beard. “Need more air?” asked a much smaller woman at his side. He shook his head, while he continued to flex and get comfortable with how the suit restricted his motions.
Getting the Sikh to this moment had been a master-class in diplomacy. Not least of which was because he still carried a weapon upon his person. Sadaf had no experience with ‘Sikhism’, but she could appreciate any culture or creed which dictated the need to carry a protective weapon at all times. It appealed to her nature.
“Do you think Parvati knows that he’s, well, into her?” asked Takh.
His captain’s voice became damn near sultry. “Now Takh, and here I thought you were all clueless. I’ve heard of the effort these humans went through to get Chao and Luca together. Would you like me to ask them to perform a similar effort for you and Corporal McCoy? Hmmm? It would make for quite the photo-op, as the humans would say.”
Takh felt a bit of panic, somehow. “No!” His panicked reply was low, hopefully not picked up by the surrounding cameras. “I mean, she’s so small. I could hurt her…assuming she wants to be romantic, of course.”
“Romantic? Takh, I admit I am still learning about human body language but trust me…if you want that, she wants that.” She pondered the humans in the room still going through some last-minute checks of their pressure suits. “Let’s put it this way. If you don’t make a move, then I just might ask Dhuz if it’s okay to add a human to our harem when we get back.”
“What?”
“I have learned quite the delightful human phrase. It is, as they say, Time To Nut Up Or Shut Up. I do find McCoy really cute, after all. As do you.”
Her XO grumbled semi-silently for a bit. “Fair enough, Captain. I’ll ask her. While we’re out there.”
“Good.” The humans in the clean room were now about finished with their checks, and Sadaf felt a bit of a thrill. She was, after all, witness to a species taking their first steps into a larger universe.
Five hoses were now shoved into five chest-mounted receptacles, each hose leading to its own hand-held air-conditioning unit. Another complicated round of checks, slaps, and thumbs-ups then followed.
“They do know that we’re just going to walk beside them right into the landing boat, right?” asked Takh. “This whole process isn’t really necessary.”
“Let them have this moment,” said Sadaf with a gentle smile. “They’re having fun.”
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The five white-suited individuals emerged from the hallway to pretty much universal uproar, both in person and online. The suit color was all NASA, but the logos were not. All four wore the emblem of the United Nations at their shoulder, a pair of olive branches surrounding a polar view of the world. The four humans all did their bit and waved for the cameras. Those in charge of the cameras did as instructed, and ignored the two black-and-sliver figures behind the quartet. The latter weren’t wearing any sort of pressure suit.
In the middle of the courtyard hovered the real talking piece, a landing boat from the Rithro. Its entry door was already lowered, and with another wave to the cameras from each of the five humans, they walked up the ramp and into the craft.
The five of them then looked at each other as the door began to close behind them. They’d trained together for a bit, enough to get a feel for each other. But now there was a real sense among them of holy shit what now?
Their mutual what-nows were interrupted as Tofa appeared. The arachnoid alien held a tray in one pedipalp, and upon that tray sat a little dish of what looked like Brazil nuts.
“Greetings!” chirped Tofa. “Welcome to Rithro Air, I assure you we have an excellent safety reputation. Well, almost excellent, if you don’t count the affair around Barnard’s Star. You may now take off your pressure suits. May I interest you in a nut?”
The four humans (and a few of the aliens) flinched as Ravindar let loose with a hearty belly-laugh. He reached up to undo his helmet while he beamed a brilliant white smile at their greeter. “You? I like you. We’re going to be fast friends.” He reached down to pluck a nut from the tray. “Madame? Do you want to take the first nut? Or should I taste it first?”
“Um…” For once, Parvati looked uncertain within her glass-and-cloth cocoon. “If you wish to taste, then please go ahead.”
“As you wish.” Ravindar held her eyes as he bit into the proffered nut. “It seems to be all right,” he pronounced.
After the great ceremony with which they’d been ensconced into their pressure suits, the humans then with reluctance emerged from their cocoons.
“We set up some chairs for everyone!” exclaimed Tofa, who gestured to the sides of the landing craft.
“Um, where do we put all of this?” asked Martinez as he held up a pressure-suit gauntlet.
The alien spider blinked. “Oh, right! Kexal, would you mind helping our guests stow their material?”
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The conference room at ULA now looked out over an even-greater bustle of activity. They were determined to at least match SpaceX in terms of tonnage-to-orbit; maybe they’d do so more efficiently? The mere notion had set a fire under everyone.
Joachim sat in a wheelchair while he studied those in front of him. “Ladies and gentlemen. I have, through some strange technological miracle, been re-granted the use of my mind. Not only that; they tell me that I and my wife might, if certain tests go well…we could become that which we once were. I intend to make sure that this gift does not go to waste. Not for me, nor for my wife, nor for the rest of humanity. Anyways. We have some aliens who need our help, we have some psychotic robot idiots who are fucking things up for everyone, and we need to get some serious tonnage into orbit as a result. Is that about the shape of things?”
“That’s pretty much the shape of it, sir,” said Dwight.
Joachim pointed a wrinkled finger at the speaker. “You. I’ve been caught up enough that I know you were the one to advocate for the use of Sea Dragon.”
“Just as a Hail Mary,” Dwight protested.
Clara cleared her throat. “I mean, I understand the enthusiasm but nobody has ever fired a pressure-fed engine that big. A single engine, mind you.”
Joachim rubbed his chin. “I understand your concern. But also keep in mind, this is a pintle injector, not a shower-head like they had on the F-1s on the Saturn-Five’s first stage. Pintle injectors were classified at the time. That’s a pity, because pintle injectors are safe as houses.”
Clara looked over at him. “Really?”
“Oh yeah, they’re pretty much bomb-proof.”
The team regarded the design now up on the screen. Clara was the first to speak their mutual thought. “Could…could we make this work?”
Joachim’s exclamation brought them all up short. “Of COURSE we can!” He thumped his cane into the floor for added emphasis. “Gentlemen…and ladies, please forgive me Clara…not one month ago I was a drooling wreck of a human. Today I come before you with my mind re-borne and in full function. I intend to make full use of that function. As does my wife, God bless her. We are going to set an example.”
Joachim stood, levering himself upright via his cane. “Here I stand,” he said. “Like Martin Luther before me, I can do no other.”
After a moment, everybody else in the conference room stood as well.
“Welp, we’re all standing,” said Dwight. “Okay, so what do we do now?”
Joachim pointed his cane at the screen. “Now, my dear Dwight, we Build. That. Fucking. Thing. We’re gonna show these Coalition assholes how we humans put some serious fucking tonnage into orbit.”
“Fuck yeah,” said Clara, as an unholy light came into her eyes.
“Fuck yes indeed,” replied Joachim. “The question now is, what do we put into it?”
The other people in the room looked at each other, just before bursting out into exclamations as to what they wanted put into that first launch. It was the sound of people on an expense account to beat the band.

I can’t even begin to express how much I appreciate each and every one of you lovely people in this sub ☀️ Here’s another batch of my post vacation thank yous 💕 Tags in comments!
💜 u/shipping_addict thank you for the TT hacks and the little goodies!
💜 u/thecaledonianrose thank you for the beautiful card from NC! I loved reading about your parents cats - my two boys are the same. One is definitely “mine”, while the other one is more my partner’s but he’s also the baby and he’s just very needy in general :D I also have to say that your penmanship is gorgeous! I need to find my own fountain pen I think.
💜 u/MelHen16 (x2) thank you for the rose card and the card with the Oprah quote 🌹
💜 u/HexagonalRainbow thank you for the comics card! It’s very nice and it’s an awesome way to use old comics! I think the card you sent me will be going up on the wall in my new apt 🥰
💜 u/Mysteryvus thank you for the super cute card and I’m sorry for the delayed thank you! I think I need to set aside some time to try to make my own cards this summer because they’re really something extra ✨
💜 u/KoreWrites (x 2) thank you for the Star Wars card and for the Maryland card! A housewarming card will be sent your way asap :) and thank you for the (Baby) Yoda goodies. He’s my fave!
💜 u/LostFloridaGuy thank you for the Maryland card
💜 u/riverfaerie918 thank you for the cute Williamsburg Foundation card. I really like the (custom?) stamps you have!
And last, but definitely not least…
💜 THANK YOU u/sugarmagandjohn for the amazingly beautiful elephant card with Mother’s Day wishes from my cats. It’s so lovely and your little letter was so kind too. Thank you ❤️ The boys and I will be sending you a thank you card shortly 🥰 And thank you for the little cute envelope with all the goodies.

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(im not on either team as this point i think it’s redundant to pick a side) but i just really hate the fact that melissa and joe decided to come onto the show at all. they easily could have been like side characters this entire time. if joe was such a successful real estate developer why go on the show? he originally hated melissa working and to me it seems like the show was the only way she wouldn’t work what joe considered “a real job” so he could protect his own pride but still make money since he clearly needed it. their relationship with tre was bad but they didnt care the show meant more to them and that set the tone for everything that happened subsequently. i don’t care for them having their own spot and regardless of what they had to do to get on or whether they even needed to do anything at all, they still shouldn’t have done it. i will never be able to like them because of that.
their driving factor was money, success, fame, they had shitty relationship with tre before they got on they certainly will while they’re on. it comes down to the gorgas wanting a chance in the spotlight to have melissa outshine tre but it just didn’t work out for them. sure melissa might be the star in a parallel universe but certainly not this one. the family being destroyed was a byproduct of their decision to come on with so much more fuel added to the fire over the years considering how terribly both sides deal with their issues with one another.
melissa is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. so as long as she keeps spinning the narrative to paint herself as the sweet and innocent one she’ll always be just meh-lissa. like do literally anything else let’s try to be interesting on our own (re: failed music career, “i want another baby”) like yeah girl you didn’t commit mortgage fraud but you’re still boring. bitter. blah. still without a unique storyline or any storyline outside of tre and joe at all. like i feel nothing from melissa she’s never expressed anything or exemplified anything remotely impactful or meaningful to me. the one thing i will always give teresa credit for despite her many flaws and toxic traits is her relationship with her daughters and she’s raised them well. another thing is the love she for her parents and it goes without saying teresa always took good care of nonno (RIP❤️) also throughout everything with joe giudice, she’s built a healthy coparenting relationship with him and respects him as the girls’ father and that takes work.
can you imagine how much better the show would have been if we took all the airtime the gorgas had and replaced that with airtime of teresa and her daughters doing literally anything and like juicy joe in the kitchen or some shit. melissa only gets props from fans when she puts teresa in her place but like what else is there to give her praise over that isnt her shady bs boutique. like the gorgas do nothing but bring out the worst in teresa which prompts teresa to bring out the worst in them too. literally oil and water the show would have been way better without them

I was thinking about what I'd have liked in terms of how the show ended and this is my version of a "better" (open to interpretation) ending.
It shows them all coming out the glow into the airport - essentially these scenes remain the same
But then it pans back through those doors to the plane etc and then starts showing the "world/timeline" they left behind. So it shows Olive and Eden looking out the window to see the world isn't ending. Drea gives birth etc. Newschannels reporting how tb3 apocalypse has ended, 828ers saved the world etc. One of those semi fast paced montages where it then skips ahead to show their lives coping - News reports about the DC being demolished, new laws shutting down the government testing etc, so footage of say DR Gupta coming out that building, a memorial for the 828ers with olive and Eden there and other passengers family etc Then it shows olive Eden and Steve (grandad) on a plane and when they land in Florida.. Vance collects them!! And it then goes to show Vance back with his family, Steve in a nice old people's place doing much better post stroke, making nice old people friends, Olive back at college studying maybe (I'm presuming she wasn't actually able to continue her education after Edens kidnapping, Graces death etc). Olive and Eden with Vance and his family at bbqs etc etc And then the final moments it shows olive turn off her light to sleep and it focuses in on a digital alarm clock that shows date and year and then the clock starts to rewind stopping on December 2017..... And then you hear the sound of wind, you start to see snow, hear the crunching, the alarm clock fades into the background and then you see the blizzard ans a man walking in a red coat .
The end
Basically my theory is thus This ending would let people either believe that flight 828 always crashed (hence thar Kelly woman's body showing signs of dying in a crash, the tail fin appearing..) and the "airport reunion" scenes is actually showing the passengers "heaven" where they get to carry on their lives from their death but with all this "otherworldly" knowledge..
It also then let's you believe there are multiple timelines running alongside esch other But importantly the final scene (with the man walking in tje snow) is obviously Zeke when he went missing which makes Mick telling Zeke in the cave even more important because it meant that that event/timeline or however you view it is destined to keep repeating itself. It also makes it important why Zeke would mention him being at the airport because when Mick arrives in "heaven"/that timeline she can find him and have happiness again.
Also it means we get some nice closure on characters we love ie Vance/older Olive/Eden (because we spent like forever trying to find her).
Also I'd throw in before the passengers land or before Cal sacrificed himself some explanation as to why he was older ie "I had to become the age I was meant to be because if I was in the DC with you we wouldn't have achieved what we needed to etc" And answers like "the tail fin and ark piece were only meant to be found to help with answers they were never meant to stay" or whatever.
(I do wonder if the tailfin reappearing and then wanting to be put back in the sea was because passengers where starring to believe they did really die and the tailfin is the evidence of that "truth" but then they don't want to believe that or want to Bury that idea hence why it then "wants" returning to the sea? Just a thought)
Anyway, that's how I'd end it. It leaves it open to interpretation whilst I think making more things make sense Maybe
If there's plot points you don't think it would explain then ask away, I can't remember all the lose ends haha
EDIT I believe in this universe its possible there's another timeline whereby the plane set off and crashed in normal/real time in 2013.
The timeline if 5.5yrs later was "manifested" by the collective unconsciousness of the passengers because they didn't accept their deaths/weren't ready etc and it created a new timeline/universe/whatever you want to call it and in that world their plane lands safely but with the consequence of 5.5yrs later. Until they're all able to accept their fate at the end ie getting back on the plane to accept their deaths, forgive themselves, forgive each other etc etc they can't move on to the "heaven" timeline. This is why they all gathered that day at the airport because they needed to grt back on the plane but their unconconscious refusals to accept their deaths in the plane "manifested" its explosion. They knew their deathdate because its essentially a memory from their souls or whatever who have lived through this timeline before and knew it takes until June 2nd 2024 before they get back on the plane... Because the timelines repeat and repeat ad infinitum..
With Zeke in one timeline he's always destined to go in the cave have Mick about 8mths after his 2nd death save him etc so they can be together in that timeline leading up until his 2nd death. In another timeline/heaven, when Zeke died in the cave he went there starting his life also from 2013 at the airport so he can live out his heaven/life with his soul mate- hence why he tells Mick he was there because inbetween passing to his "cave timeline" he knew where he was that day and that its Micks heaven
Why does he know.. I dunno.. all knowing knowledge they get when in the light/the inbetween before going off to live multiple lives in multiple universes
Why 828? - it wasn't just 828. It happened to Zeke, Griffin, the meth heads.. Al zuras. There's nothing to say it wasn't happening to lots of people. That nearly everyone had multiple universe/alternate timelines of their own stories based on different paths they take or would take etc and some of them intersect. I dunno, that's my theory.