Funny birthday memes for women


2019.02.07 12:29 hiticonic ApexOutlands

Apex Legends memes so funny, even MRVN's laugh. Memes only. Visit /ApexLegends for game-related discussion, clips, and more.

2017.10.03 05:38 NicoleMary27 She breasted boobily down the stairs.....

A sample of how men who create films, books, TV, and graphic novels characterize women. (Plus memes, shitposts, and meta once in a while.)

2017.11.21 22:06 legaladult wlw_irl

me_irl but for women who like women

2023.06.03 13:26 lonerlurker123 [30 M] Are you attracted to guys who are skinny and sort of defined in combination?

Hello women from Reddit! 👋
It would be awesome to have a little feedback from you/statistic for myself 🤓
My question is: Are you attracted to guys who are skinny and sort of defined? Or do you like muscular guys/guys on the chubbier side?
A couple of words to explain my situation: My metabolism is fast as hell, I've always been on the skinnier side. Well to be honest: I'm not on the skinnier side, I'm just skinny (I eat a lot, don't worry). Since a couple of years I do sports so I'm sort of defined as well. By the way: I'm tall. Meanwhile I don't think there is a woman who is attracted to this combo - am I on the wrong track?
Thank you for you opinion and have a nice day!
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2023.06.03 13:25 seeker297 bengali men stereotype:

Bengali boys are CUCKS and NOT ELIGIBLE for marriage, short height, fragile built ,dark complexion as u would find many bengali women marry non bengali.
Even bollywood constantly promotes it. Now I'm not here to show how great bengali men are (because I hate supremacist theories) but to show how pathetic and muslim minded (though u target bengalis saying they aren't real hindu as u) u people are.
In world , between hindu muslim marriage, hindu girls are given more freedom to girls choice results in marrying outside .
Between western (USA, German, uk etc) and indian, western society protect more freedom to girl's choice, results in indian marrying white girls.
Within hindu society bengali, marathi,,northeast these societies protect more freedom to girls choice and their girls marrying in other hindu community.
U would rarely see a bihari, Rajasthani, haryanvi, tamil telugu girls are marrying outside. Few days ago ayushi yadav was murdered for marrying a gujjar in delhi by her parents. (Please dont mark me as anti indian, I'm just stating truth)
So, according to your logic hindu men are cuck?
According to your logic white men are cuck? ( according to u white men are short height fragile built dark etc…right?
It simply boils down to respecting freedom of choice of women. That makes it obvious that liberal community girls would marry outside because they know their community men will support it.
Now why I said some hindu communities act like muslim? Because they simply think of women as asset or property that's why they marry from other communities and dont let their asset marrying into other community.
And mostly these hindu communities complain when muslim men marry their women, but what about their act when their men marry from other hindu communities and not letting their girls to do the same?
I guess above demonstration have clearly showed No liberal community male (including bengali) are cuck Or inferior . They just don't treat their daughters as baby producing machine for their community unlike others And other conservative communities take advantage of them, and also derive sadistic pleasure out of calling them cuck simp etc. But from POV of morality (which they severely lack) conservative communities should be greatful to liberal ones.
Consider sharing it readers, any Orthodox and pseudo liberal should know reality of causation of interfaith, intercommunity, international marriages.
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2023.06.03 13:24 mmerirows Gift ideas for my guy friend

Hello everyone F 20. I just want to gather all of your ideas/thoughts. If kayo yung nasa situation ko, ano yung naiisip niyong pwedeng iregalo sa friend niyong guy? I'm still a student who is earning from my sidelines. Ang budget ko sana for my gift is not more than 500 pesos. He is turning 21 this tuesday. I'm not the type of person who is a gift giver that's why I feel like I can rely some gift suggestion here.
He's my only guy friend right now from my univ. He helped me with acads and this gift sana is a combination of birthday & thank you gift.
Advance thank you sa mga mag drodrop ng ideas.♡
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2023.06.03 13:23 Teezaaaa [NA] TL 51 / 4x 5 Stars Inc Jing Yuan / 7x 4 Stars / 11k Oneiric / 5k Stellar

Selling - My [NA] Star Rail Account, legitimately played and owned by me.
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2023.06.03 13:22 pridetwo Four Grievances: Barrister and Mann - The Many Transgressions of a Soapmaker Who Would be a Perfumer


I've been a part of this community for long enough that maybe 3 people recognize the color of my shave towels when I post on /wicked_edge (they're purple). In /wetshaving, I occasionally make dick jokes with mammothben.
As a result, I've spent about an hour ruminating on this post and how to make the Maggard Meetup as awkward as possible. These are my memes and mine alone. I have rejected several cash offers to not post these findings, and I will not be stopped.

Grievance #1: Ending the Base Race


In the before-fore times, the meta for soapmaking that every soapmaker followed was to get a handful of main scents that they keep the same, and release small tweaks to their soap base every 6 months to render the community's collection obsolete and generate a buying spree where people now had to get their favorite scents in the "latest and greatest" soap base.
Many consider this era the golden age of wetshaving, and Barrister and Mann was an active contributor to the base race. White Label/Black Label base, Glissant base, Latha base, Reserve base, Soft Heart base, and Excelsior base all helped encourage wetshavers across the world buy Seville multiple times in the hopes for better slickness, improved cushion (which is totally a thing), and the ultimate post-shave feel.
Then everything changed when the Omniberries attacked.


On September 29, 2021, a nuclear salvo was unleashed from the halls of Leviathan was released in the Omnibus base, and soapmakers around the world waved the white flag on the base race.
Declaration Grooming's Milksteak, Sus Artisan Accoutrement's CK-6, Boob-label & Evans' Kaizen K2. These mainstays of American soap bases have remained stagnant ever since. Omnibus effectively ended the base race across the entire market, and led to the community consensus becoming "chase scents, not bases."

Why This Matters

This alone isn't problematic, having a stable set of great bases to choose from and allowing premiere soapmakers to focus on releasing more interesting scents in smaller batches is good for the community, for the industry, and the world.
The problem arises when old, established brands like Tabac take the end of the base race as a signal from the market that they can cut costs by moving their soaps onto to inferior bases. I'm not saying that it's Will's fault that tallow Tabac is now unobtanium, but you could make the argument that it's Will's fault that tallow Tabac is now unobtanium.

The Solution

The best way the community can address this issue is to write daily letters to Maurer & Wirtz that they need to bring back the tallow base for Tabac, and buy out Maggad Razors' stock of 4.1/4.2 base Saponificio Varesino soaps so they can restock everything in the 4.3 base.

Grievance #2: Financial Abuse


Every few years, the copyright expiration date on Mickey Mouse looms near and Disney lobbies the US government to extend the copyright expiration date so that Disney can maintain their stranglehold on The Mouse, despite their eager use of public domain IP like Sherlock Holmes and King Arthur. Is Will literally Big Soap? I'm not saying he is, I'm just asking questions.

Mousse de Saxe

Will has a whole blog post on how he came about his formulation of Mousse de Saxe, and while it's a very interesting story and his formulation of MdS has become catnip for wetshavers, it's also become something of a crutch in his soapmaking. MdS features in Beadelaire, Full Measure of Man, Lavanille, Le Grand Chypre, and most recently in Vespers.

Why This Matters

Although many of us in the community have no thrill anymore, MdS remains the inimitable constant source of thrill at all of /wetshaving cannot resist. L'appel du mousse is the compelling urge one feels to buy at least a sample (I just need a taste!) of Will's latest release featuring Mousse de Saxe. Will knows this fact about us. He knows it well. My sources tell me Will has bought several jetskis with the money he's earned from abusing this fact about us. And he can't keep getting away with it.

The Solution

Since the turn of the new millennium, sex strikes have proven effective in Colombia, The Phillippines, South Sudan, Togo, and elsewhere. By withholding that which their oppressors desire until behavior is changed, peace can be achieved. So to everyone at the Maggard Meetup, I call upon you to refrain from complimenting Will's scent-making until he releases Mousse de Saxe as a standalone dropper that can be added to soaps and aftershaves a la Declaration Grooming's menthol dropper. Si se puede!

Grievance #3: Olfactory Abuse


It is at this point in the post that I must concede, Will is the superior meme-meister. This absolute madlad is at the gigabrain Dr. Manhattan level of the soapmaking world, except instead of moving to Mars he's decided to dead-ass fuck with us. Seville prints more money than the Nintendo Switch, he's got MdS for whenever he wants the cash to buy another jetski, and Omnibus ensures no other soapmaker will encroach on his soap base superiority. How do I know he's decided to stunt on our noses? Because of 2 scent notes.

Cilantro and Cum

Let's start with Cilantro. When the Four Horsemen series was announced, the wetshaving community was awash with curiosity and speculation about what each of the four horsemen would smell like. Would it be like how Noble Otter tackled the "Firefighter" theme without actually making a soap that smelled like a fire?
No. War would smell like an actual war crime. How does one scent a war crime? Apparently with Cilantro. I have it on good authority that Will devised the scent profile for War when eating tacos for taco tuesday and the topic of how cilantro tastes like soap to some people with a specific gene. "Well what would happen if I added an ingredient that tastes like soap to my actual soap?" and off he went. His friends and family didn't see him for days. The Cleveland Browns found a post-it note that had "Cilantro No Matter What" scribbled on it. And some time later, a scent that could curdle Wholly Kaw's Creme Fraiche base was brought to market. Will knew that we'd buy all 4 scents, get all matchy-matchy, and even dickhole the aftershaves. And then the SOTD's began. "My wife hates this," "my cat peed on the tub when I left it open to dry," "why has god forsaken me?" Guess who was laughing his ass off from Mars? Our very own Dr. Manhattan.
For those of us familiar with Pear Tree blossoms, they have a very particular scent. The kind of scent that makes guys inspect their pant leg and say "I'm fairly certain I didn't miss." The kind of scent that makes women think "Oh gross, honey I told you to change your underwear after last night." That's right, Pear Tree blossoms smell like cum. So when Will was considering what scent to re-release for Spring 2023, did he select fan favorite Paganini's Violin or the fruity fougere Passiflora? (Both of which he relased bath soaps for in February). No, he chose the cum soap. The soap that's supposed to remind you of the time you took a walk through Central Park and rounded a corner only to be accosted by a masturbating homeless man.
I tried to give Will the benefit of the doubt, and asked point blank "Is the pear blossom accord in Rhapsody going to be as, well... pear blossom-y as the original Rhapsody formulation?" to which he responded "Why would I change it?" He knew. He knew what he was doing when he originally released the soap, and he knew why I was asking if he had changed it in the re-release. Dr. Manhattan was laughing on Mars again.

Why This Matters

This matters because Will still hasn't re-released Roam and I need the matching aftershave in my life. There are only so many fresh tubs of Roam out there that j33pguy13 can source for me. Instead, Will chooses to re-release Rhapsody and put together what may go down in history as the most infamous multi-scent meme soap release in history with the Four Horsemen. This is a personal attack on my love for Roam and I will not stand for it.

The Solution

Will, re-release Roam and all is forgiven.

Grievance #4: Feet


I'm a heterosexual male, but that shouldn't matter when it comes to shaving products or labels. Yes, we drank beer. My friends and I. Boys and girls. Yes, we drank beer. I liked beer. Still like beer. We drank beer.

The Problem

Lavender, Interrupted has been to Will as At the Mountains of Madness has been to Guillermo Del Toro. Everyone wants to see it. Will wants to make it. But the creative ambition of the project makes the promised project almost un-makeable. Lavender, Interrupted had been long promised as an evolution of the lauded Lavanille scent, but faced delays and reformulations, and further delays.
And now, today, many of you will go to the Maggard Meetup anticipating getting a full bottle or sample of the long awaited fragrance. And I can't say I'm not jealous.
I'm really jealous.
But lets wind the clock back to Tuesday March 21, 2023 and remember the Deals/New Products thread from that day.
"Happy Tuesday!
Just wanted to drop in quickly to let you all know that the Q2 2023 Release Schedule is now posted on our blog and that it features a sneak peek at a mockup for Lavender, Interrupted packaging."
Will wanted us to see the packaging. Not a new blog post on how he put the final touches on the fragrance. Not a picture of the bottle it would be sold in. He wanted us to see the picture of sexy feet he put on the box. He postponed Lavender, Interrupted and strung us along just so that his feet pics could get maximum exposure with minimum heat. Are those Will's feet on the box of Lavender, Interrupted? Why does will want us to see pictures of his feet in thigh-high stockings? I'm not saying they are Will's feet on the packaging of Lavender, Interrupted. I'm just asking questions.

The Solution

Nothing really to be done about this other than be mad about discovering new about ourselves. Just accept that we're all going to love this fragrance and that the box with sexy feet on it will be in many wetshavers' dens, delighting Will that his feet pics are going to be all over the sub's mail call threads for years to come.


I'm not sure why you read this far. It's lot to take in, I know. I'm intentionally avoiding a few smaller topics of less import, like... Night Music having poo notes. I'm not going to critique Will/Barrister and Mann beyond that, because it's already been established that he's straight up fucking with us with some of these scents and I am 100% here for it.
I've been wracked with guilt holding onto this knowledge while wetshavers around the world continue to buy Will's wonderful products, but I realized the potential hilarity of pointing out Will's sexy feet pics the morning of the Maggard Meetup was too much to pass up. My intention is just to meme one everyone tangentially related to what I've posted here, and to get Roam a proper re-release. I will not source any of my claims, and I expect you to do your own research. Take my word for it.
After all of this though, I am convinced that Will is an absolute gigachad in the wetshaving world. Please join me in encouraging Will to re-release Roam.
TL;DR Does this sub even have mods anymore? Why is this post still up?
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2023.06.03 13:22 Ohana_is_family Did a Sunni write this academia article

I like the content a lot because it openly describes the full awareness of the risk of harm from child-marriage. But it appears to be a nom-de-plume. Or is it a known author? Is it a Sunni? Ex-Sunni?
Thanks. Child Marriage in Islamic Jurisprudence: An Interdisciplinary Approach, Abdal Karim 2023,
“1. Medical problems associated with child marriage and some historical examples There are several health issues associated with the practice including cervical cancer,malaria, obstetric fistulas, death during child-birth, and increased risk of sexually transmitteddiseases. In spite of the popular notion that young marriage prevents sexual promiscuity,research shows that young girls are more likely to become infected with STDs, especiallyHIV and HPV. Moreover, it is known that girls who give birth at young age (10 - 14) are 5 - 7times more likely to die from child-birth, many times it also results in obstetric fistula, because the pressure of the fetal head on the vaginal wall causes tissue necrosis, and thenfistulae develop between the vagina and the bladder or rectum. Vesicovaginal fistulae occur due to sexual activity with girls whose reproductive systems are not completely formed, andtraumatic fistulae occur due to forceful penetration and immature vagina. Women and girls with fistulae are often ostracized, especially due to the foul odour. Moreover, it is also known that adolescent mothers are 35 - 55% more likely to deliver infants who are preterm and low birthweight.The problem was acknowledged by most physicians of the past, such as Hippocrates,Soranus, Paul of Aegina, Rhazes, Ibn Sīna and many others so that they usually advised marrying late. Despite the warnings of many physicians, it was not an uncommon phenomenon in most places. For example, the greek philosopher Plutarch (46 - 119 CE) mentions the common practice of child-marriage amongst the romans: “The Romans, on the other hand, gave their maidens in marriage when they were twelve years old, or even younger” (τῶν Ῥωμαίων δωδεκαετεῖς καὶ νεωτέρας ἐκδιδόντων). Despite the Byzantine prohibition on sexual intercourse before puberty (around thirteen years), the law was easily contravened, one known example is that the Serbian kral Stefan Uroš II Milutin married Simonis, daughter of Andronikos II, while she was five, however he consummated the marriage before pubescence, so that the girl became infertile as a result. In the Πεῖρα another case is also found where a girl was betrothed at the age seven, while a church ceremony occurred one year later; however, the man did not wait and then raped her, by covering her mouth while she screamed till blood rushed from her ears, it is also stated that her private parts were damaged. The judge punished the man by giving one half of his properties to the girl, the corporal punishment (slitting the nose), however, was not imposed. In the Roman Catholic world, perhaps the most famous example is that of Margaret of Beaufort, who became pregnant at twelve and suffered internal injuries after giving birth.”
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2023.06.03 13:21 xeroxtherapytime Are koraidon/miraidon mark locked?

As the title implies, I wanted to know if these two are mark locked like the legendaries in swsh or if they can get marks like the birthday one for example? I’m guessing they can get gourmand and partner marks like most other mons can but is that it or could they also in theory get mini/jumbo marks?
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2023.06.03 13:20 Jo__B1__Kenobi How can I learn to overcome the stigma against witchcraft?

I am a Pagan pantheist. Mother Nature is my God. I do rituals a few times a week, practice foraging for wild food and herbalism and celebrate the Wheel of the Year.
I have been watching videos on witchcraft recently. I feel a lot of kinship with women (and men) on YouTube who are witches and I would like to explore this more.
However, in my past I have been a Christian and the reputation of witches in Christian circles is generally extremely negative. This really puts me off exploring this topic in more depth. On the one had I feel like a natural witch but on the other I am anxious about anything to do with it.
Any advice on overcoming this stigma?
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2023.06.03 13:20 Cheesy_As_Pie131 It's never too late for a Kira elimination meme

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2023.06.03 13:20 PretendSky9785 How much time would you give your partner to make a decision?

I (29f) and my husband (28m) had a conversation about kids. Kids before marriage was discussed, we both wanted a family. Years later, he changed his mind and says he’s not sure he will want any in the next 4 years or ever but if I were to ever get pregnant we would have it. I’m not trying to force him to be a father if he doesn’t want to be one. I am on BC, and we use protection. Anyway, I have voiced my desire to have my own kids, and he just brushes it off and says to just enjoy the time we have together, which I get. But time doesn’t stop for anybody, specially women. And I don’t think he takes me seriously and as bad as it sounds, I am planning on giving him an ultimatum. I’m wondering if giving him a year to think about it and come to conclusion is enough time? What do you think?
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2023.06.03 13:19 Becca_beccs1997 Dealing with mental health and been thinking of leaving my family for a while

Mother of 3 here, dealing with OCD, anxiety and depression. Had my youngest in November last year and was also in hospital where women can recover from mental health with their baby for 2 months
I just can’t handle what’s going in in my head and look after my kids and also just feel my relationship with their dad is just ran it’s natural course. I feel trapped, unhappy and lonely
My partner and relevant mental health professionals know all this, they can’t force me to stay but say would your problems go away if you are alone? Also my partner is of the mind that mental health is affecting how I view our relationship and when I get better it will change, I don’t
I just know how it’s going to go, I get better, I still want to leave my relationship and want to co parent, he won’t and he will want to go full custody and his family won’t stop him because why would they side with me over their own family?
Why bother stay now when I’ll have to go through that when I could be in control the situation and take myself out of the equation. Plus I already feel alone even in my life now so actually being alone wouldn’t be any different? I’m in a failed relationship, I feel I can’t trust his family given how they would react in a custody situation, I have no friends and the family I do have is shattered - my sister and mum have passed in recent years and they we’re probably the only people I could turn to outside my relationship, I have my brother but our relationship just isn’t the same and is a bit distant
Don’t know what I’m getting out this post other than letting out how I feel
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2023.06.03 13:18 InfernoTooHard I’m not sure

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2023.06.03 13:18 No-Time-4845 2x Rythm lab [drum kastle for eurorack] with A-RYTH-MATIK [Euclidean sequencer] really funny to use for marking some polyrhythm. more info on spad_electronics pages :)

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2023.06.03 13:17 No-Time-4845 2x Rythm lab [drum kastle for eurorack] with A-RYTH-MATIK [Euclidean sequencer] really funny to use for marking some polyrhythm. more info on spad_electronics pages :)

2x Rythm lab [drum kastle for eurorack] with A-RYTH-MATIK [Euclidean sequencer] really funny to use for marking some polyrhythm. more info on spad_electronics pages :)
2x Rythm lab [drum kastle for eurorack] with A-RYTH-MATIK [Euclidean sequencer] really funny to use for marking some polyrhythm. more info on spad_electronics pages :)
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2023.06.03 13:17 desvvt Calendar "Holiday Every Day" June 03 (2023)

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2023.06.03 13:17 googleyfroogley 3 years on HRT, happy but, am I a woman?

I’m not sure if I’m a trans woman or trans feminine, but my body now has curves and I love it for the most part
My face is still too masculine for my dysphoria, even though with makeup I pass. Without, I get ppl with confused looks sometimes as I’m probably on some in between, making people question their sexuality at my androgynous cuteness 😂
I’m autistic so, I’m not sure I’ll ever know what having a social group of women will feel like, i am happiest with only a few friends who I see every now and then. The times where I’ve been with a group of women, I’m not sure I felt a shared sense of womanhood, I felt more like an imposter or maybe it was too early in transition.
I still have ffs ahead of me and I’m afraid but also excited since I’ve wanted this for years(side profile dysphoria go brrrrr)
I think it’s partially my autism, but the reason I’m not sure if I’m a trans woman is because: I don’t relate to most women(mostly just to other trans women who are also neurodivergent) My voice is very much on the androgynous side so that definitely plays into it I’m kind of teeter tottering between tomboy outfits and femme, but I really don’t care about fitting in to look like the social norm for women I guess I just feel other, not in a bad way, I just don’t relate to most other humans
Lastly, I think after I get ffs, and like my feminine face, I don’t think I’d care about pronouns as much? Like just being happy with how I am with my body and my face is enough?
Like the further I’ve transitioned, the less I’ve cared about it, which is weird, since at the start it really mattered. I think it’s because I saw myself as a boy in the mirror so when others said it it really hurt since I saw myself that way too but didn’t want to be that way
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2023.06.03 13:17 oOViP3RDriV3ROo GroveX and news

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2023.06.03 13:17 desvvt Calendar "Holiday Every Day" June 03

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2023.06.03 13:16 desvvt Calendar "Holiday Every Day" June 03

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2023.06.03 13:15 SlovenianGuy13 Meme for final season

Probably a lot were like that 🤣
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